Hi! Finally stuck my chest out and emerged from the world of lurking. I'm Colonel Kappe, the friendly Spanish conquistador. This is just a little information about me. Yes, my avatar is a Spanish conquistador. Why? I like the helmet. And I sort of look like one in real-life.

Sangheilophilia - Sexual attraction towards Sangheili, or Elites, from the Halo series.

Now then, May I be permitted to declare myself the as first person to label themselves as a Sangheilophile? Oh yeah. I have a sexual attraction towards Elites, and I made up a big word. It's my personal little fetish I created myself. AND I'm a voraraphile, and 'proud' is a severe understatement. I'm actually asexual in regards to real-life sex. I just think humans are corrupt, typical, and dull. Boring! Boring BORING BORING! Sexy alien space warriors are never boring. And no, I'm a dude. I know, that's pretty...

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