Cracked Articles

[DethXev]

I've read this article before. My reaction was that it was just poking a bit of humor. However, what I do not like about it is that most ppl who read this article will have an extremely misinformed and bias view towards vore. I myself do like hardvore, cooking, eating raw/rare steaks, etc. but that's obviously not what vore is really about. Also, I am a female and don't agree that vore is only meant for guys (though statistically, they happen to make up the majority of voreraphiles). I don't get offended easily and I joke around about the topic of vore but in actuality, I wish ppl were a bit more properly informed about it. It would probably be a bit more widely accepted if it were. And ryan123...it's funny you say that about the foot fetish thing cuz I HATE feet, lol...but WHY oh why do feet turn me on when I think about eating someone feet first??

[tqueensway]

I've read this article before.

The discussion of the article you speak of ended three years ago.

[DethXev]

Haha, drink enough vodka and you can only see the first page of posts but can't seem to see dates. My bad!

[tqueensway]

For all the cooking and hard vore fans, there's http://www.cracked.com/article_16951_th ... orld.html/

Don't read it if you're squeamish

[Ka-Atis]

Oh dear... and the donkey one tops everything.

[Bright]

Some stuff about the M & M commercials.
Also, commercials about hunger being an animal living inside your stomach.

http://www.cracked.com/video_19162_4-fa ... erses.html

[tqueensway]

Some talk about stomach functions-
http://www.cracked.com/article_21666_5- ... ay_p2.html

[Jdeadevil]

I like how this topic is still going. I think I've made a thread on a forum before called "Cracked Articles" so for a second I assumed I must have made one here. Glad to know I'm not the only person who has a problem with 'em.

[tqueensway]

Glad to know I'm not the only person who has a problem with 'em.

... This thread is still going via fans of Cracked sharing vore related material Cracked publishes. The anti-Cracked argument is long dead.

[Jdeadevil]

Glad to know I'm not the only person who has a problem with 'em.

... This thread is still going via fans of Cracked sharing vore related material Cracked publishes. The anti-Cracked argument is long dead.

Yeah I gathered, thanks.
Or maybe I'm getting threads mixed up?

[tqueensway]

"These packets and sprouts are your best friends for the next 14 days, if your friends are terrible people who taste bad and make you fart. Sorry, you probably don't think about how your friends taste. Just talking about this makes me feel like I'm starving.
"Wanna be -- er, come over for dinner? If you could marinate yourself up beforehand, that'd be great.""

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_21828_6- ... z3M27nFQlk

[tqueensway]

The last picture for #3 is actually quite nice

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-y ... ion-sucks/

[SomeGuy1294]

Good news, everyone! Cracked still thinks we're a bunch of fucking creeps.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-creepy-da ... -received/

Check the ending paragraph of #4: "Fetlife exists! Go do your power play and your vore and all that shit over there[...]"

Yeah.

[Jdeadevil]

Good news, everyone! Cracked still thinks we're a bunch of fucking creeps.

For some reason I like thinking of Cracked as meanies who make fun of people who are different.

[Cuddlekins]

They make fun of everyone. That's the point :V

[tqueensway]

"But this book took it to another level, with descriptions of your flesh being greedily devoured by killer whales, lions, and sharks. In one ending, you become a pig being raised for its meat. The book is careful to point out that you retain enough human awareness to know of your eventual fate as stacks and stacks of BLTs."

http://www.cracked.com/article_22188_7- ... d-lsd.html

[eatmeplease]

I kinda want that book now.

[Rex369]

I'm aware everyone thinks it's weird, but I wish there wasn't misinformation about it on a prominent site like Cracked because there's SO little info out there in general. For most people who read that article, it'll be their only knowledge of the vore world. Although, that may be incentive to do more research into the other fetishes listed - you can see they're misinforming others about us, so it's likely they're misinforming us about others too

Just to put this out there - I'm another female vore-lover. And, while the assumption that most people on vore sites are men, also most people on ALL different kind of sex related sites are men. That's because men have been socialized differently that women when it comes to seeking sexual content.

**Seeing mostly guys on a vore site and assuming that most voraphiles are guys is like seeing mostly guys on a hetero vanilla porn site and assuming that most people who engage in hetero vanilla sex are guys **

[ThrobbertDarwin]

I'm aware everyone thinks it's weird, but I wish there wasn't misinformation about it on a prominent site like Cracked because there's SO little info out there in general. For most people who read that article, it'll be their only knowledge of the vore world. Although, that may be incentive to do more research into the other fetishes listed - you can see they're misinforming others about us, so it's likely they're misinforming us about others too

Just to put this out there - I'm another female vore-lover. And, while the assumption that most people on vore sites are men, also most people on ALL different kind of sex related sites are men. That's because men have been socialized differently that women when it comes to seeking sexual content.

**Seeing mostly guys on a vore site and assuming that most voraphiles are guys is like seeing mostly guys on a hetero vanilla porn site and assuming that most people who engage in hetero vanilla sex are guys **

It's an ex-comedy-site that fell to clickbaiting and shilling for the far left years ago, I don't get why anybody was surprised or offended (jesus, seriously?) by this even before they went the "kill all men, everything is misogyny" route. It's a website that writes the most outrageous articles it can to get the most clicks for its adsense overlords, they don't have to get every little detail about an internet fetish subculture right, or even paint it in a good light. And that's still ignoring that yes, vore is incredibly weird, and you'd have to be delusional not to admit that.

[Redatheart]

It's an ex-comedy-site that fell to clickbaiting and shilling for the far left years ago, I don't get why anybody was surprised or offended (jesus, seriously?) by this even before they went the "kill all men, everything is misogyny" route. It's a website that writes the most outrageous articles it can to get the most clicks for its adsense overlords, they don't have to get every little detail about an internet fetish subculture right, or even paint it in a good light. And that's still ignoring that yes, vore is incredibly weird, and you'd have to be delusional not to admit that.

Well said.