Let's have a thread about vore puns & wordplay!

[Artemis]

I just made several dozen people groan before they even opened the thread.

...And they were probably right to.

I am a big fan of absurd, cheesy and generally awful humor. Case in point, puns! I want to see how many cringeworthy puns the vore community can come up with, word play and other such painfully bad humors. You know, for those of us with tastes in humor drier than Catherine Johnson's turkey.

Reply with whatever gems you can think up! I'll open with some of my own favorite puns and wordplay I've used in the past to get us started:

"bEATEN by a little girl~" (Or bEATEN in any context, really~)

"SaVORE the TASTE of victory"

"UnVOREthodox" (Wordplay on Unorthodox)

"ImproVOREd Prison" (Wordplay on 'Improvised')

"UrSLURP" (Or UrSPLURPing, both wordplay on 'ursurp'.)

"DefEAT"

"To the VORE" (Variation of 'To the core')

"The VOREntific Method" (Great for one liners for scientific characters ;o)

[KaiserDunk]

Okay; we seem to have similar taste in humor, it seems.

...swallowed by a VOREtex...

...GRILLED by the police...

...knocked aSTEW...



Remember, a good pun is its own reword...

[Minome7894]

I'm impressed you had the guts to try this.
This thread is going to be hard to swallow.
It's only 1 post long and it's already gotten far intestine my patience.

[Komodo]

Neat to meat you!
I can stomach any opponent.
Vore... vore never changes... (War)
I could just gobble you up!
Hey... what if we went back to my place for some deepthroat...?
*Pats stomach* Let's get ready to rumble.

[HeroSoulSword]

These puns are so terrible......... I NEED TO JOIN IN!!!

GrATE expectations.

She was bEATEN at her own game.

Better ATE than never.

(attempts to sing, badly) ImposiVORE for a plain yellow pumpkin to be come a golden carriage!

We have a love/ATE relationship.

Oh, the WEIGHT is killing me! How much longer!? (weight gain, get it?)

Wile E. Coyote: "I HATE fast food!"

We're in the BELLY of the beast.

Data delEATED from this unit.

And now for the oldest vore joke in the book: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ATE 9. *shot*

That's all for now. Glad to see I'm not the only one with this kind of humor TASTES. *chuckles*

[SweetCheese]

I'm gonna be that guy, these made me audibly groan. They're pretty cute though!

[BL1GHT]

...Better FED than red.

...You've just been SERVED (up).

...CHEWING the FAT.

...Let's go back to my place and get TOASTED.

...Can someone turn up the AC I'm ROASTING here.

...Geez, what's EATING him (wait, I think that ones' been done before).

...He wouldn't stop, he's been CHEWING my ear off all day!

Thank you, good night!

[hernextmeal]

God dammit, you people need to be PUNished.

[NoctustheOwl]

These made me laugh. They are bad, but a PUNny bad. Its a thread on puns, i had to.

[Dangerguy]

So, shall we go to the hotel and CONSUMEmate?

[DissociatedChaos]

I'm rather surprised that no one has put in a "I want you inside of me" or "I want to be inside of you" line. Don't even need to change the wording any! Come to think of it, a lot of common phrasing for describing sexual acts in partially purple prose wind up using references to eating, devouring, consuming, engulfing, gulping, swallowing, filling, melting in pleasure... particularly with oral sex, but with other varieties as well. Makes you wonder how those wound up being so common sometimes .

A predator taking advantage of that in a setting where vore isn't a commonly thought of and seen thing could blatantly make all of their intentions known from the start and have the prey completely unaware of what they're agreeing to until it's too late. Leads to a "You mean that wasn't a double entendre?" situation. And yes, sometimes I just love those.

(Not puns, admittedly, but most of mine were already taken, and this is a puns and wordplay thread, after all.)

[Rendezvore]

My name, of course. RendezVORE (rendezvous)

Also, I don't role play... I RAWR PLAY!

Aren't you just so aVOREable! (adorable)

She's got that va-va-VORE! (va-va-voom)

Welcome to my Carnie-Vore! (carnival and carnivore.. might use this for a sketch/story title.)

VORE-gon (Which could be either a gorgon like Medusa or a Vogon from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.. or both, which is a hilariously terrifying mental image. )

And VORE-g... no, wait, I'm gonna keep that one. I'm surprised no one has thought of it yet. Not even Google.

[Harushpitan]

"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner."

I don't know if that technically counts for what the thread is about, but it's a great line anyway.

[XDDX]

"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner."

I don't know if that technically counts for what the thread is about, but it's a great line anyway.

Love that

[Kitsouille]

"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner."

Ahhh we love you too Dr.Lecter

I like terrible (and by terrible I mean funny) puns but I'm bad at finding them. The only one I know is in french: Faim. It is pronounced the same as fin, which mean end, and faim mean hunger.

[Nobodyman]

Line for a predator to say after lying about letting the prey go:

"Ha! Did you really believe me? I was only saying it INGEST!"

[sabrina_diamond]

Line for a predator after meeting some potential prey: "Pleased to MEAT you, I'm very happy to INGEST that you run from me."

[Septia]

How about instead, you become the bun in my oven.

[AMCJavelin]

Hope you brought your scuba gear, cause your taking a DIVE

SPELUNKING is always better with a light

Lets let VORE-gones be VORE-gones

Nice to EAT you

Really? More VORE-nanigans?

I am re-VORE-ting you all