Before flushing the remnants of my last slave i went ahead and farted over the steamy pile some more, just to add more insult to injury.
Brrrrrrrrbt...BRRBT
I wipe and get up to look at what my plump muscular ass did to the poor woman. The pile was a thick smelly mound of brown with several peanuts mixed in, the little woman who id used for the past week was unrecognizable. I laugh to myself, I think its hilarious. I bet she never woulda thought shed be getting shit out by a man.
I flush.
*Later that day*
Im driving around getting bored when i notice a wedding going on. Perfect.
Weddings are great, women to shrink everywhere. This one is no different, except for one thing, the bride keeps on flashing me a smile.
Im 6ft2 and about 220. I used to play football so im what youd call bottom heavy.
I sit down with her family (or his) and smile right back. Shes gonna get what she asks for.
The Priest is just about to tell the husband, a puny wimp of a man, to kiss the bride. I dont think so.
I whip out my shrink ray and subtly aim and shoot the flirty bride with it. Before the groom has a chance to kiss the woman he loves she is shrunken and nowhere to be found. In all the confusion people are walking around asking where she couldve went, i run over and snatch the bride off the ground and stuff her in my underwear. Im wearing briefs so shes nice and snug against my balls.
Its been a hot day so im sure theyre dripping sweat. I rush to my car to drive home, ive been having to piss for a while now so im just eager to hose this little slut down already.
While jogging to my car i felt her body fall behind my ballsack, just below my asshole. Looks like this little whore knows her place.
I smirk when i feel some gas building up. One whiff of this and ill own her. i was about to adjust her body so that shed be right in front of my asshole when i felt her crawl up there on her won. I waited, amused as she squeezed herself between my plump asscheeks and nestled herself in my asshole.
What happened next really surprised me as i began to feel her tiny little tongue licky at my anus and planting tiny kisses around the rim.
I looked back at her puny husband looking distraught at the disappearance of his bride, having no idea that on her wedding day she was happily kissing my dump-hole instead of his lips.
HE mustve noticed me staring because he looked at me, i smirked at him. At that moment i let out a fart on his tiny wife. From within my ass i felt her lick and kiss my asshole more intensely. I waved at him and turned and walked away.
*Back at the house*
Once home i ran to the restroom and dug her out of my ass, "I know how much you love it in there, but you need a bath" i threw her in a cup and aimed my cock at her.
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She looked up at me eagerly as i released a powerful stream of piss down on her. She was knocked off her feet and laid on her back as i showered her with piss. I watched as she gulped mouthful after mouthful of my piss down happily and when the cup was ful shed swim in it, dunking herself under for almost a minute before coming back up for air.
I almost felt bad for the puny little wimp she was married to.
"Incase you havent figured it out yet, i am your new master now, you can forget about that wimpy husband of yours. From now on youre married to this." I turned around and squatted over the cup.
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"OH MY GOD YES" She said.
I laughed "So... What do you think of your husband?"
"Hes a pussy, hes no man. Hes worth less than a peanut in your poop."
I laughed harder, and moved my asshole closer to the tiny woman. "Pucker up then."
"Yes master." She said smiling. She then planted a sloppy little kiss on my hole, and just before she took her head away i heard her sniff heavily at it.
"Hows it smell back there?"
"It smells like your poop, heavenly."
"Hows this?" I squatted lower and farted on her.
She fell back laied there, basking in the glory of it. "Im the luckiest woman in the world."
I smirked. "Speaking of peanuts in poop." I grasped her up and brought her to the toilet. I then sat down and brought her down to my balls, "Hold on." She grasped a hold of my balls. I wanted to make sure she got a great view.
Id eaten lots of food and plenty of peanuts at that wedding and it was time to show her what my ass could do to her if she misbehaved.
Once again she surprised me, she crawled over to my asshole and began licking at the rim of it, relaxing it for the dump i was about to take. She licked gently and lovingly at it. Time to give her a present, i grunted and blasted a fart in her face. "Thank you." She said and then lovingly kissed my butthole.
I smirked again, the thought that her husband was worrying about his lost wife while she was willingly licking my asshole to relax it for my dump was just so funny.
With that thought in my mind i grunted again and pushed out my first turd, it was a thick one that dropped down heavily and splashed back up and drenched my little slave with toilet water.
"Wow" she said.
The next one was much longer and coiled around the bottom of the toilet bowl. It crackled and popped as i pushed it out.
I heard her sniff "Im hungry" she said.
I had an idea, i grasped her and held her down to my shit, i could tell she had the same idea i did. "See those peanuts in there? Thats your dinner."
She reached out and grabbed several, putting them in her mouth and savoring the flavor before chewing and swallowing.
"Ready for dessert?" I said as i brought her body up to my asshole. "Lick it clean you little shit." I could tell she wasnt excited about actually eating my shit but i didnt care.
She reluctantly tongued my asshole. I was getting annoyed with how slow she was doing it so i decided to just wipe my ass with her face instead. I smushed her face into my ass and thoroughly wiped all of the poop from my hole with it.
I was having a dilemma about what to do with her next, shed been suck a good little slave. This was the first one i didnt want to eat and shit out. I decided to have one last laugh before letting her go.
"Hey slave whore. Whats your husbands address?"
*At the husbands house*
I knocked on the door. I had a huge smirk on my face and could hardly contain my laughter.
Her puny husband answered the door, he looked sad. "Hey, havent i seen you somewhere today?"
"Yea i think i found something you lost"
HE looked confused.
I let out a loud fart. "Oops, i think youll be happy to see this."
I dropped my pants and squatted on the porch in front of him, i then pushed out a large steaming thick log onto the ground. I farted over the log and walked away. "Kiss that wimp."
His look shifted from confused to horror as he saw his wife was in my thick log of poop. He screamed.
I laughed.
