Those lovable unbirth situations

[Jeyesus]

I caught myself staring at it, my mind racing as it lay there, gaping open, beckoning me. I swallowed hard, that gulping sound rolling down my throat. It wasn’t even that big, how was I supposed to fit inside? I felt around the edges and my girlfriend just laughed at me.
“Come on,” she said, “Just go inside, I promise it won’t bite.” I looked up at her and raised an eyebrow, I wasn’t so convinced. But I promised I would at least try.
“Here goes nothing,” I muttered, as I plunged my head in. It was warm, everything was amazingly warm, and wet, a damp sticky feeling that soaked into my skin. The next thing I knew my shoulders were inside too. I would have been amazed that they fit if I wasn’t still lost in the warmth and comfort around me. I could hear the faint giggle of my girlfriend as she said,
“Having fun are we?” I knew she was teasing me, but I didn’t care, everything was just so warm. “Hey, quite squirming around down there.” I gave a sigh, I didn’t really want to get out, but even the fun things have to end.
So I pulled my head out of the dryer. “The clothes need about ten more minutes, there still a little damp.”

This happened to me the other morning, we go a new dryer, and my girlfriend usually does the laundry.
then later when I thought about this out of context I found it hilarious,
what do you think?

[dagar]

Wow, just wow lolz. Out of context, makes for one weird conversation. I think that would be funny to see in a laundromat.

[Maurt899]

that was rich! rofl.
it opened pretty well as a normal story, which i thought it was, then as soon as "laundry" came up..*facepalm*

[Terastas]

Well, I could kind of tell it was building up to something clean by the language. . . But it was still very funny.

[soline]

hahahahahah

oh if only she knew what you were thinking

[symbiote01]

Love this story. Totally caught me unaware and made me feel like a dirty-minded old man. Good job!

[dagar]

Love this story. Totally caught me unaware and made me feel like a dirty-minded old man. Good job!

Aqualung? (I hope some people get the joke but I wouldn't be surprised.)