Alright everyone, who's in the mood for some food related humor? I've got four food related jokes, three from professional comedians, and one I thought up earlier. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to figure out which one is mine. Bonus points will be awarded to those that can figure out which comedian told each of the other jokes. (well, I'm not actually giving points, but kudos to you if you can!) These jokes are being told by recollection, and may not be exactly in context, or worded exactly, as how they were originally told.

1) It's called Popeyes because Popeye was a sailor, and their chicken shoots through you like a torpedo

2) You can have a Hot Pocket for breakfast, a Hot Pocket for lunch, and be dead by dinner

3) Subway, it smells the same going out as it did coming in

4) Arby's, changing the way your bowels work

*chuckles* So funny.... can you figure out which one is mine? I hope my joke was funny enough to be spoken in the same breath as the others, although I know I'm no professional.0 Comments