There is no such thing as karma. Be good, you're screwed. Be bad, you win.

There are two kinds of coincidences. There are the normal kind most people experience. Then there are the kind where various destructive things happen in impossible synch or succession. The ones I get.

Justice is for the rich.

Life is not only not fair, but the opposite of fair.

Don't pray for divine intervention. The opposite will happen.

Hope and trust is for the weak. Merciless aggressiveness is the key.

I won't get to die in my sleep, or instantly. I will end up crippled or worse, but not dead. The opposite would be too merciful from the Powers that Be.

If I died this minute, if I somehow ended up in Heaven, I'd punch God in the face. IT just has too sick of a sense of humor for me not to.

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