Hah, thanks all!
Mewtwo: yeah, it just seemed necessary somehow. I figured people would either find it extremely offensive or quite funny.
Ome: Isn't it, though? Yup. But no, that's not Alanis in there... O_o;
Angel: Aw, she was a very *naughty* girl... "murdering" the snake was just the last straw, that's all. Besides... look at ol' Peter's face. He *likes* her counter-proposal. ;-)
*snrk* "Pearly Gates... cash or credit card only. $35.99/night. Weekly and Eternal rates. Free parking. Coin-operated laundry service. Ice/vending machines. Pets welcome; minor non-refundable fee required. Plenty of stairways. Don't go in the basement."
"Because in Heaven, they don't take American Express."
"Nine-foot reticulated python... $85. Eternal stay at the 'Pearly Gates' motel... $Yourlife. Getting to pull the wool over St. Peter's eyes... Priceless. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else... there's vore. And Mastercard."
I'mma stop now. :-D
Posted by Mewtwo 16 years ago Report
Bravo for the Visa/Mastercard logos on the Pearly Gates.
Posted by Ome 16 years ago Report
Now thats what ya call ironic.
Posted by KavenBach 16 years ago Report
Hah, thanks all! Mewtwo: yeah, it just seemed necessary somehow. I figured people would either find it extremely offensive or quite funny. Ome: Isn't it, though? Yup. But no, that's not Alanis in there... O_o; Angel: Aw, she was a very *naughty* girl... "murdering" the snake was just the last straw, that's all. Besides... look at ol' Peter's face. He *likes* her counter-proposal. ;-)
Posted by Angel 16 years ago Report
*chuckles* Very nice. I must have a word with St. Peter though. No woman should go to hell for volunteering to be snake food. ^^
Posted by Chat #2 - JoMephit 16 years ago Report
*snrk* "Pearly Gates... cash or credit card only. $35.99/night. Weekly and Eternal rates. Free parking. Coin-operated laundry service. Ice/vending machines. Pets welcome; minor non-refundable fee required. Plenty of stairways. Don't go in the basement." "Because in Heaven, they don't take American Express." "Nine-foot reticulated python... $85. Eternal stay at the 'Pearly Gates' motel... $Yourlife. Getting to pull the wool over St. Peter's eyes... Priceless. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else... there's vore. And Mastercard." I'mma stop now. :-D