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In case you find yourself in the world of WoW (or other worlds with multiple races) there's one thing you need to know about ogres and goblins when it comes to your survival.
Having a one night stand with an ogre: You'll be fine.
Having a one night stand with a goblin: You'll be fine.
Having a one night stand with an ogre AND a goblin: You will most likely NOT be fine.
When ogres and goblins get together they become a recipe for distaster (Think Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad). For some reason they get more wicked and mischievous while being a pair. It's like they bring out each others most hidden and darkest fantasies/desires. So if you get approached by a duo like this and asked if you want to try out a ménage à trois, it may be wise to say no if you want to see another day.
This guy here said "yes" and you can see how that ended. To his defense he had already downed a couple of ales when being asked, so he was not in the best shape to think over what could happen. :p
He had hoped to hook up with an orc that night, but it looked like the few ones he saw in the tavern was already taken. But an ogre an a goblin wasn't a bad second choice, so he finished his ninth ale and went with them.
They had rented a room for the night on the tavern's third floor. It was a simple room with just one bed and that was about it. But that was all they needed.
After he had undressed himself and gotten on the bed he noticed how the ogre's personality suddenly changed. He tried to focus, but all the ale in his system made it difficult. And before he could react the ogre had already stuffed his arms and head down it's throat.
It swallowed him slowly, his clumsy struggles didn't seem to bother it at all. He was so drunk that he didn't notice what the goblin was doing at first. But now he knew what that weird sensation was; it was the goblin sucking him off. It all felt like a bizarre dream, all kind of sensations mixed with too much ale, he was not quite sure how to react to this.
The intense feeling became too much and he came, the goblin greedily gulping down his entire load. But now that he had gotten his relief he noticed how the ogre increased it's tempo in swallowing him.
(I'll re-write and continue the story later, I just don't have enough time this weekend to sit down and let the flow of words come naturally. Why is time so limited? Damn you Timelords, damn you!!)
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Posted by Readasaur 10 years ago Report
Oh, I like this.
But then I love pretty much anything involving Goblins.
What piques my curiosity is how the Goblin's presence led to this. If an Ogre was inclined to eat people normally, then the Goblin wouldn't be a factor. Do you suppose he coaxed him into this, whispered about how delicious the human looked, how perfectly he'd fit in his stomach, how hungry the Ogre must be?
And what would the Goblin's motivation be in this? Would he just love how utterly powerless the human is, when normally he could be easily overpowered by even an average human? Or maybe he just adores the idea of embracing the human's outline through the Ogre's stomach, teasing and taunting him and rubbing against him as the Ogre's body goes to work in digesting him.
I wonder...
Posted by Draug 10 years ago Report
Some Ogres can be pretty slow, almost dim-witted, meaning it may take a while before they discover all of the joys life have to offer them. Goblins have more brain, and for some reason they love to hang out with ogres, not caring about the big size difference at all. Goblins are sometimes known for being a nuisance, specially in the company of an Ogre.
So, with a Goblin's brain and mischievous behaviour combined with the strength and muscles of an Ogre, we get an unpredictable duo. :p
No rules without exceptions though... Not all pairs are up to no good. But these two usually mean bad news if they show interest in you.
This Ogre never looked at humans as food, not until he befriended the Goblin. The first time the Ogre ate a human was at a bath house. It was just the human and the duo left, and the Goblin kept whispering to the Ogre how tasty and delicious humans were said to be. That they fit an Ogre's belly perfectly, that he have denied himself such culinary pleasures for too long, one human wouldn't do any harm in case he didn't like it, thousands of humans die in war every year. And with that the Ogre overpowered the human and devoured him. From there, it was no turning back.
The Goblin gets a kink out of watching how the Ogre overpowers his humans. He know too well how it is to get overpowered and abused by someone bigger, and by watching someone else, someone bigger than him, go through the same thing is what keeps him going; the dominating.
You guessed right about the other thing. He really loves to embrace the Ogre's stomach afterwards, to run his fingers up and down the outlines/bulges the human is making, to feel how the still alive person inside is squirming around in panic, and with a gleeful grin taunt and mock the unlucky meal.
Pushing back at the bulges is one of the things the Goblin do to taunt the humans, either by standing in the bed and lean forward, or by sitting on the stuffed stomach (which makes it easier to push even harder down on the squirming bulges), making the human inside realize that the Goblin is not only getting a kink out of watching him be eaten alive, but also by feeling his last struggles as his body get digested. Many humans go crazy when they realize this, that on the other side of the stomach there's an obnoxious little Goblin laughing at them, making fun of them and their pain. They think it's not fair at all, to be taunted by a Goblin that they easily could kill with just one hand. It's like a sick joke. And the more crazy they get, the more fun it becomes for the Goblin.
He also mocks them by placing his head on the Ogre's stomach where he think the human's head is resting on the other side, and then yell loudly to the human through the stomach barrier, telling him he soon will die in there, there's nothing he can do about it, no one will know what really happened, he and the Ogre will go free like they always do, and while being taken apart the Goblin will snuggle up to the Ogre's stomach during the night just to fall asleep to the comfortable sounds of him digesting. Hearing this usually makes the humans inside struggle even more intensely, but only for a short while.
The Ogre isn't being taken advantage of, the Goblin loves him as a friend, and he would probably have figured out on his own that humans are tasty sooner or later. He loves the company of his little Goblin friend too.
They have many things in common, not only the pleasure that comes from eating humans. Fishing, drinking, board games, stealing chicken and attending county fairs are some of the other stuff which they enjoy doing in each other's company. But eating humans are probably their favorite "hobby".
It's been a while since they lost count over how many humans the Ogre have devoured, and since they travel from town to town they don't have to fear being caught. Because when people notice someone's missing, they are already gone (and the remains disposed of somewhere along the road, like behind some bushes or in an outhouse).
This guy is just one of many, and there will be many more in the future. :D
Posted by Farian 10 years ago Report
I would love to end up like this! What a turn on
Posted by eatmeplease 10 years ago Report
I'll have to start looking for a goblin and ogre looking for a good time now!