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So there's this game... called Pixel Piracy. It's a Pirate sim game kinda. You start out with a really small crew .
Trying to balance food, health and morale as you raid is a pretty tough task. But these uncouth sailors DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO POOP OVER THE SIDE OF THE BOAT WHEN YOU START. You literally have to buy a book to teach them how to clean up poop too. So you can end up with one guy assigned to poop duty while everyone else just dumps on the poop deck. : /
Pretty silly. Anyway, enjoy the stupidity of my fishin' pirate captain, Cap'n Savage. : 3
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Posted by Link13112 9 years ago Report
This... this is too funny.
Posted by GenericBunny 9 years ago Report
Heheheh. Poop deck.
Posted by Gelus 9 years ago Report
I love how she's casually fishing and dumping at the same time, like it's just not a thing.
Posted by Lucky 9 years ago Report
This literally happens in the game. X3
Fishin' and poopin' w/o missin' a beat.
Posted by Cinquint 9 years ago Report
It is ASTOUNDING how much CRAP builds up on deck o 3o...
But I assigned my fisherman to clean-up duty. He doesn't have the right, or the combat skill, to bitch when the captain thinks she doesn't have to poop over the edge.
On top of that, she's the butcher. You don't argue with the butcher o 3o
Posted by Lucky 9 years ago Report
Haha! Very good point. Leave the butcher be and give 'em a wiiiiide berth. ; 3
Posted by Cinquint 9 years ago Report
Good tah see the game's getting some love, though. It usually kicks my ass (especially when cannons come into play), but it's pretty unique and fun o 3o
Posted by MyLittleFeast 9 years ago Report
I guess we know where those stow-aways went
Posted by Moebius 9 years ago Report
I though exactly the same when I was playing it XD