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GrinningCheshire issued command :Skill<Socialize:. Interpreting variables.
Bretissy slithered into the unpleasantly overabundant pink shop and decided to inquire about assisting the shop owner in whatever task she was doing.
"Uh... Excuse me, miss. Do you need help?" Bretissy asked timidly.
The shop owner darted up and glanced at her potential customer. "Oh! Ah, no, I was just about to close up my shop, actually. Say, are you an ancient guardian?"
"She is one. You can kinda tell from her neon white scales." Jazzy said, somewhat unenthused.
"Well, isn't THIS a delightful turn of events~! Please browse my wares for whatever you may need! I am Anadasa, and at the Marsh's Tip general store, or simply 'the shop', I will make sure that all your material desires are met!" Anadasa said with much heart and gusto.
"Can we go soon?" Jazzy requested Bretissy.
Anadasa turned to Jazzy. "Well hello, handsome man~♥ Did you come back for some more cuddly snuggle times~?"
Jazzy made a rude gesture and frowned so hard, he looked constipated. "Fuck you! Last time I agreed to that, you read a bed time story while you were sitting on me."
"Ooohohoh, but I thought you enjoyed spending time with your eldest cousin?"
"Not while I was trying to breathe as your butt-crack tried to eat my face." Jazzy retorted.
"Uh..."
"Oh. Haha, sorry! Just a family thing going on here. No need for any awkwardness." Anadasa said, smiling and sounding apologetic. She then turned to Jazzy and said "Jazzy, would you like to go and sort my clothes?"
Jazzy stared up at Anadasa. "... Why do you always want me to sort your clothes every time I come over here?"
"I'll sit on you again if you don't~♥"
"You'll sit on me anyway!"
"Oh dear." Bretissy said aloud, doing a snake equivalent of a face-palm.
"If you need me, Bretissy, I'll be outside." Jazzy said, storming out.
Anadasa shook her head and giggled. She then turned to Bretissy. "So. You want to see my wares?"
Looks like we have a unique opportunity to have Bretissy browse into the various wares that Anadasa is selling.
Bretissy guesses that the command issuers reading and partaking in this adventure knows what to do next.
:Issue Command:
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Posted by nyanyan 8 years ago Report
I know what we SHOULD do...and I know what I WANT to do...unfortunately...we don't have the skill(s) necessary to do what I WANT to do...namely eat her quietly, pretend nothing actually happened, take the candy, and run...just kidding...sort of. We'll get the chance later, I'm sure...maybe.
What we SHOULD do is:
:Inspect<Wares:
'cause that's the closest thing to proper 'browsing' we have xP
Also, pretty soon, we need to use the 'Crystal Link' skill to save the game so we can properly mess around without much worry about repercussions. Since the skill clearly states it saves the game, it should be possible to use the skill, cause a ton of mayhem for no reason, then 'reload' if things go bad.
Not that I'm saying we should...>.>...that'd be cruel to the person having to draw this stuff for us...so cruel...xP
Posted by Uryx 8 years ago Report
I wanna see Anadasa sitting on Jazzy, but I don't know what command I could possibly issue to make that happen =<
Posted by Royal_Starlord 8 years ago Report
>w< I'm thinking you and me both.
You are free, as is everyone, to make some fanart of THAT happening.
Posted by Lucky 8 years ago Report
Apparently Jazzy isn't a leg man.
Posted by Royal_Starlord 8 years ago Report
He's into bestiality! \o/
Kidding, but then again, I'm not sure myself. X3
Posted by GrinningCheshire 8 years ago Report
I... Have no idea what to do in this situation...
So I'll just be a copy-cat and say
:Inspect<Wares:
Posted by DarkPinkie 8 years ago Report
:Inspect<Wares:
Finally caught up.
Well two things: Firstly, Amazing comic (Always loved these commenters adventure thingies). Secondly, The choice of text and background colour is really painful. makes reading the text really straining.
Perhaps you should make black text for this yellow background, or a darker background colour.
Posted by Royal_Starlord 8 years ago Report
Alright, I'll move back to classic theme colors then.
But I'm keeping the yellow background.
Posted by DarkPinkie 8 years ago Report
Much better. Thank you.