The clock ticks as you and Stephen silently sit on the couch. The two of you share an apartment, and he refuses to pay rent because he is in fact a German Shephard. He frequently leaves out the part where he's an anthropomorphic German Shepherd capable of human speech, possessing articulate motor skills, and about two feet taller than you. He breaks the awkward silence. "So, what do you wanna do tonight?" he asks.