Hey everyone!

It's been a little while since I've done one of these, though not nearly as long as the gap often is. I wanted to post since I've hit two big milestones recently. The first is that I've reached 5 million views (and counting)! Kind of crazy, since last year I was just celebrating the 2.5 million mark. I'm glad so many people enjoy my heavy Zelda (often in more ways than one) focused content. Speaking of that, I've also reached 900 items on here, which uh wow. That's a lot. Guess we'll see how long it takes for me to hit 1000. Finally, it has been exactly 4 months since the release of the Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom. I've been trying to stay light on spoilers until now, but at this point I can't hold back any longer. If you're still worried about...
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I am back! I completed the story of Tears of the Kingdom, and I loved it! I can't say much else yet, since there's still people playing it, and I would hate to spoil it for anyone, which means I won't be doing too much content revolving around it yet. I guess neither have any of you though, since I was gone for 3-4 weeks, and I come back to find not a single short-haired Zelda pred or tummy picture to be seen. I'm slightly disappointed by this, not going to lie, get on producing the good content. There were a few other things that were good though. Anyway, I guess I'll get back to the usual stuff. I have a few no spoiler ideas I want to write, so keep an eye out for those.

Hey there, everyone!

It has been a while since I did one of these. You might have noticed I've been a little busy the past few days uploading content. Partly that was because my account anniversary was on Sunday, but also because I wanted to get some last few things out before The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom arrived. The hype story I published early this morning was the last piece in that, and with the game coming out today, this is my announcement that I'll be going on hiatus for a little while. I want to give the game my full attention, and I've also been feeling a bit burnt out on NSFW stuff in general, so I figured this would be a good excuse to get some rest. I shall return in a few weeks, but in the meantime, I hope my fellow Zelda fans also enjoy...
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Happy 8/9! While Vore Day (8/8) is the more popular holiday, some of use also like to celebrate the parts that come after the big noms, such as the digestion into chub, gas passing, or toilet time. Clearly, since I'm posting this, I am one of those people. Fortunately for all of you that are as well, I have follow up images to all my Zelda posts for Vore Day yesterday from  Damnitshuge. I think they're all a lot fun, so here's the complete list of the Vore Day and their respective Post-Vore/Disposal Day pictures in order:

1. Inherited Appetite, Still Zelda (CW: Fart)
   
2. Big Belly Bath...

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Happy 8/8, everyone!

To celebrate the annual day of noms, I've decided to go all out with both 8 Zelda pictures I got from  Damnitshuge. All of them feature different poses that I picked based of previous scenarios I've done with them (like Skyward Sword Zelda relaxing on the couch or Hyrule Warriors Zelda laying in bed or just poses I liked or felt appropriate (like Ocarina of Time Zelda in the bath, something I liked because of her bathtime scene in Zelda "Likes-Likes" Link). I tried my best to post the pictures in timeline order, but the split timeline made things interesting. You can check them all out at the following links:

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Hello there!

Long time, no post (only for the blog, of course). I have been working diligently over the past couple of days to give my gallery a newer, nicer theme than the old one inspired by the original Legend of Zelda (with that pink background waterfall animation that never quite fit the way I wanted it). The new theme is based on the map UI from Breath of the Wild and Age of Calamity, and I think it looks really nice. I also decided to update my user icon accordingly, though  derpsquid42 missed the blinking triangle when I deployed the first iteration of it, and I agreed, so I decided to honor the past while also updating the look with the current version you see. I am quite pleased with how it looks as well. Once the aesthetic updates...
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Hello Audience!

If you didn't already know, today is the 35th Anniversary of the release of the original Legend of Zelda. To celebrate this special occasion, I'm releasing a series of short stories. You can find them in the Milestones folder under Zelda 35. Once I finish these stories, I will finally have time to work on all my backlogged projects, so look forward to those soon. For now, may the light shine upon you.

Until next time!
The Divine Scribe

Hello there, Audience!

It's time for my annual new years post. This year, I want to use it to look at what is ahead in the new year for us. I don't really want to reflect too much on last year for obvious reasons. First off for 2021, however, is that there are two big anniversaries coming up that are of particular importance to me. One is the 35th anniversary of Zelda, and the other is the 5th anniversary of my account here. Look at that, they are exactly 30 years apart! I'll have to do something to celebrate each. Because it's Zelda's 35th anniversary, there is more than likely something coming from Nintendo, whether that be the Sequel to Breath of the Wild or something like Super Mario 3D All Stars, I'm excited for that. I also plan to try and finish all of my...
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The holidays are upon us, so I figured I should leave a little seasons greetings. This year for my Christmas special, I'm writing a Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity holiday special. It should only be a two parter, three at most. However, it's also riddled with spoilers for the game's story, so in an unusual move, I'll advise you not to read it unless you've finished the story (or don't care about spoilers). I'll more than likely post some other holiday themed things as well so everyone can have something to enjoy. And then, it will be back to my projects I was working on before hand. My schedule for that I will post in my New Years blog. For now, Happy Hylia's Day and Merry Christmas!

I rescind yesterday's previous statement about 2020 potentially redeeming itself. What happened yesterday was hopefully just a preview that 2021 will be a better year, and the Nintendo stuff was just a light in the dark. Too many have died this year for it to ever be considered a good year. RIP Alex Trebek, Jeopardy won't be the same without you.