I feel like I owe my millions of imaginary fans, and my presumable handful of real ones an update...
I alluded to this before but don't remember if I ever outright said it:
I had an epiphany earlier this year where I experienced total oneness with the universe. It was awesome. It was super fun. It was sexy as hell.
But what does that mean, "epiphany" or "universal oneness?" Basically it means I got as high as it is possible for a human being to get. I also lost a small portion of my mind in the process, but since many would argue that there wasn't much there in the first place, it's not a big deal.
After this epiphany, I feel like things have just been falling into place with little to no effort on my part. It was about time,...
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