i've got a fetish for hard boiled eggs

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[EveAra]

There is indeed something sensual about hardboiled eggs. The textures, the slight give when you squeeze, the knowledge that there's a bright tasty yolk at the center. I wouldn't mix them with my vore fantasies personally, though!

[MikeFoxtrot]

Rule 34 everybody. Rule 34.

ROFLMFAO

ahh such a strange rule it is.

[Nerva]

what is that 'Rule 34" anyway?

Here's Rule 34 of the Internet, explained in detail.

And although I have mixed feelings about the site, The Rules of the Internet.

[Quantium]

I tried to swallow an egg whole 2 days ago (not with the shell of course, but tried to gulp down the internal), I failed.. I must practise on that =P

[Vega]

i didnt see this thread when it was first made but i have only this to say, "i never expected that" although i should have known better

[Deathworks]

Hi!

Welcome to the Portal, and you do seem to have a relatively unusual interest there. It doesn't really work for me though (bulges are in 90% of the cases a turn-off for me), but that is cool. One of my mottos is: It takes many different people to make a world.

Your concept reminded me vaguely of an odd soul vore story I read on a Japanese homepage. It is not quite what you are asking for, as the egg is chewed after getting hard boiled, but you still reminded me of it. Therefore, allow me to share a short summary and to ask you on your opinion (as I said, I don't expect you to love it, but maybe you like it or at least see why I thought of you): After snatching the body of a stupid city girl, a succubus seduces the male victim. During intercourse, she has his soul leave his body together with his sperm. As her uterus is not a digestive organ for her, she then puts an egg she found in the fridge into her womb to contain the soul, gives birth to it, so to speak, and toys around with it. In the end, she boils it, peels it, and then eats it (the victim is conscious through the entire process, including the peeling IIRC - his narration ends only with the eating which is indicated by chewing sounds). Well, that's the outline of the story (which is quite funny with a lot of gags), and as I said, not really what you are interested it, but you made me remember it.

Deathworks

[Leonard]

Well Easter is coming up. Now we know who will find the most eggs.

[CanisLupisVulpe]

Rule 34 everybody. Rule 34.

More like Rule 678. It's like Rule 34, but change porn to vore.

[BlackRose]

I just shoved a boiled egg in my ass, go figure :3

-Blackrose

[BlackRose]

hey , just cause i have the fetish and you can't swallow an egg , doesn't mean you can put in your @$$ , that's dangerous man.
you remind me of that guy who died in 'a 1000 ways to die' because he tried to drink through his asshole , just because he made a surgery in his throat.

Hehe, shoved grapes up my ass as well, not dangerous, its people that shove cans of mace or drink beer. I done this before, its not bad unless you overstuff. And my ass loves having an egg in it :3

[dan]

sexler maybe you would like these

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZkJi6T0Sbo


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcHFcr6ozYE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItiIoy7m ... re=related

[Modeseven]

Eggs are fucking AWESOME.

[Modeseven]

You know, I might just make an animation of that

[soline]

Not so keen on the gulping whole eggs, sounds kinda painful too me

love using em as toys though, cramming em in my orfaces, and my partner says nothing feels better than sex with a few eggs in my vagina

[PitchBlue89]

Rule 34 always applies. Always.
and Welcome mate, hope you enjoy your stay

[UndeadApex]

Strange. Then again pictures of icy locations/glaciers can give me erections. I don't fap to that though.

[ColonelKappe]

It's an interesting concept, but eweugh, swallowing a whole hard boiled egg sounds like it would hurt. But it makes sense. None of my other fetishes do. ಠ_ಠ

I'm not overly fond of eating eggs myself, but I have a penchant for caviar. Just saying.

[voresexler]

i finally succeeded in swallowing 1 whole without chewing, felt it go all the way down, i a cummed at that moment.

[Mech__Warrior]

i finally succeeded in swallowing 1 whole without chewing, felt it go all the way down, i a cummed at that moment.

Well, my hat is off to you. I didn't think it was possible but hey, you may have set a record.