if you were a real animal how much of me would you eat?

by **Opmeijin35** » Thu Nov 17, 2016 10:41 pm

If you were a real man eating animal how much of me would you eat and what would remain

A) only head
B) only arms and hands
C) legs and feet
D) only feet
E) just bones and other scrap
F) eat all of you

If answer is not here please specify thanks, as well as what type of creature u are

by **Thagrahn** » Thu Nov 17, 2016 11:59 pm

Well, I would be a jaguar.

Now if we are just talking man as in male, then the torso and legs have the best meat, so only your arms, head, and bones would be left.

Now if we are talking man as in human, and the target is female, then I would only eat the legs and arms. The rest I would keep.

by **Opmeijin35** » Fri Nov 18, 2016 12:49 am

Thagrahn wrote:Well, I would be a jaguar.

Now if we are just talking man as in male, then the torso and legs have the best meat, so only your arms, head, and bones would be left.

Now if we are talking man as in human, and the target is female, then I would only eat the legs and arms. The rest I would keep.

Perfect, thanks for the input

by **Miridium** » Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:05 am

Well if I were an animal carnivore from the wild I would try and gorge myself on as much as possible. After all in the wild starvation is the greatest daily threat. So basically I would eat until I was physically incapable of eating anymore. If that means breaking apart bone to get to the marrow then so be it.

by **TuroWolf** » Fri Nov 18, 2016 4:12 pm

Hmm, I'd most likely be a wolf.

If you're a woman, than that's a treat, breasts are the best part. But that's also compared to the ass-meat, which is also succulent. I'd eat every part of you except the bones.

by **iorn** » Sun Nov 20, 2016 3:22 pm

None because I'ed be hunted down and shot....gun owner in a 10 mile radius. However if that wasn't a worry chances are I'ed go with the thighs.

by **Emi** » Sat Nov 26, 2016 4:00 am

This depends in what animal:) If I would be a feline one, I'd probably eat just all meat and guts, but leave bones. If I'd be a dog, I'd eat bones too:) If I'd be a snake or giant fish, I'd swallow you whole:) Ahah. This also depends on your size. If you were very tiny, you could be even swallowed alive unawarely by a non-predator animal. Like horses and cows swallow tons of bugs together with grass:)

by **Spunkomatic66** » Sun Nov 27, 2016 11:00 pm

Depends... what do you look like? Are you a man, or a woman?

I'd be a gator, by the way.

by **Opmeijin35** » Mon Nov 28, 2016 4:51 am

Spunkomatic66 wrote:Depends... what do you look like? Are you a man, or a woman?

I'd be a gator, by the way.

Its up to you, as long as I am human.. I

by **Spunkomatic66** » Mon Nov 28, 2016 8:17 am

Opmeijin35 wrote:
Spunkomatic66 wrote:Depends... what do you look like? Are you a man, or a woman?

I'd be a gator, by the way.

Its up to you, as long as I am human..

Well in that case, you're a delicious woman and I'd eat all of you. Because I'm an alligator, so why not, right?

by **Opmeijin35** » Tue Nov 29, 2016 1:36 am

Yeah why not..."points toes playfully at the gator"

by **Jet45** » Wed Nov 30, 2016 3:13 am

F) Snake. All of you and alive.

by **Opmeijin35** » Wed Nov 30, 2016 3:33 am

Jet45 wrote:F) Snake. All of you and alive.

Head or feet first?

by **Jet45** » Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:35 am

Feet first. You need to be able to watch me.

by **Emi** » Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:55 am

I'd eat your brain:P Adore brains!:P

by **Akendolfr** » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:37 pm

Being a derg I'd very easily and happily eat all of you. My throat, maw and stomach is big enough to accommodate .3.

by **jaime** » Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:06 pm

I don't know what kind of animal I'd be
Some kind of deceptively harmless-looking untamed omnivore
Maybe a pig?

And, and: It would be a lot of fun to just eat the whole of you in one piece and feel you thrashing around while I sleep you off for fat and muscle
but
I doubt whatever I'd be would actually be able to do that
so I'd have to go with the second cruelest / second most gluttonous option: E) sloughing off every last square inch of your flesh in one sitting
Leaving nothing but a gored up skeleton and a very sleepy overfed pig >////<

by **tiss** » Fri Dec 28, 2018 5:32 am

Your feet

by **Opmeijin35** » Fri Sep 06, 2019 3:47 am

What if they smell?

by **SamWamm** » Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:14 am

1- technically I am an animal.

2- don't encourage me, I'm borderline cannibal.

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