Eka's Portal

Chozo wrote:...political, statist BS...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Oh wait, you were being serious?

Well, I guess I'd feed you to a crocodile then. See how ya like that.

And just like that a discussion over a fetish turns to politics. Gotta love the internet.

shortprey20 wrote:And just like that a discussion over a fetish turns to politics. Gotta love the internet.

And you can join chozo in the croc just for saying that, lol

Well there's no-one in real life I would like to eat really, but if I could choose a fictional character theeeeeeeen it'd probably be adult Link. Perhaps I'd most prefer Link from BOTW. I'd happily send him on down my slippery gullet and digest him whether he'd like it or not <3

Gotta be Hitomi Tanaka. Those tits would keep me nourished for YEARS.

I have an answer that some people will enjoy: You. You reading this. I want you inside me.

sweetladyamy wrote:

shortprey20 wrote:And just like that a discussion over a fetish turns to politics. Gotta love the internet.

And you can join chozo in the croc just for saying that, lol

Let's be real here, we all know you truly want to be the one in that croc. Or maybe you want to be that croc but you don't want to admit you want them inside you

Emperor_Palpatine wrote:Gotta be Hitomi Tanaka. Those tits would keep me nourished for YEARS.

Are they real? I don't know how well you can feed on silicon. On the other hand it would be hilarious if they weren't. Two implants plopping out the other side

Eznam wrote:Are they real? I don't know how well you can feed on silicon. On the other hand it would be hilarious if they weren't. Two implants plopping out the other side

Shush, you, and let me have this simple dream!

Eznam wrote:I have an answer that some people will enjoy: You. You reading this. I want you inside me.

Get me Hitomi and we'll see. :3

Emperor_Palpatine wrote:Get me Hitomi and we'll see. :3

Hm. Can we cheat like that? If everyone can eat one person, can I put every other person inside a different person and then just eat like a million people because they're in one person. And then get eaten because I wasn't the end of the chain

The rules said we can eat one person, dude. OP said nothing about voreception. XD

Well, moral quandaries aside, I suppose it would be the first dude with nice muscles and a fun to play with navel that wanted to be digested in my stomach. I'd probably make him eat a bunch of steak or other meat first so he had a nicely swollen and tight belly so I could enjoy licking over the gurgling stretched abs and pushed out navel as he was going down my throat.

Emperor_Palpatine wrote:The rules said we can eat one person, dude. OP said nothing about voreception. XD

Hm, that begs the question. In a voreception, which order is it more favorable for the people to be digested in. Say we were in a 5 person voreception. I'm number 4 and you're number 2. You have 1 person inside you, you're inside 3 people, I have 3, and I'm inside 1 person. Is it better if I'm digested first, then number 3, then number 2, then number one, or is it better if you digest number one first, then you get digested, and then I digest number 3, and I'm digested by number 5? Or is it better as a race to see who can digest their plus one fastest?

I'm gonna open a thread about that.

I always imagined the person innermost would digest first and it would work outward from there. Either that or it would just be permanent endo.

Emperor_Palpatine wrote:I always imagined the person innermost would digest first and it would work outward from there. Either that or it would just be permanent endo.

Someone in the thread brought an interesting thing up but technically they would all be digested at the same speed so essentially the difference between the first and last guy being a pile of mush ready to be absorbed wouldn't be that big unless it took a long time getting inside each other. Like if I were to eat you with Hitomi in you, you'd be done digesting Hitomi roughly at the same time I'm done digesting you. Unless of course she struggles like a normal person would when a stranger just comes up to you and puts you inside his or her gullet. Then you'd digest her alot faster than me because of all the friction accelerating the process.

I don't enjoy feeling myself pred, but well, eating someone is a good chance to kill him AND hide his body without trace (so, not get judged for murder).
So... Probably my enemy... well, I can't recall any real enemies of mine who I'd hate so much to want to kill. So, probably I'd eat some bad rich person to steal his money, hehe:)
JOKEJOKEJOKE! I'm a kind person and wouldn't eat anyone for real:)

Added:
But I'd kill/eat without doubts those who kill cats. Serious.

Theguythatdoes wrote:If Vore was possible, but you could only eat one person, who would it be, and why?

Nobody, sorry. I'm strictly prey.

But if we could choose to eat cartoon characters instead of people...
I'd choose Giggles (nonlethal) and Lumpy (lethal and painful, because he deserves it).

Snackbar wrote:But if we could choose to eat cartoon characters instead of people...
and Lumpy (lethal and painful, because he deserves it).

But... why?? He is such a cute character... why? And the puniest one cause, I notice, he dies very painfully in every episode...

Emi wrote:

Snackbar wrote:But if we could choose to eat cartoon characters instead of people...
and Lumpy (lethal and painful, because he deserves it).

But... why?? He is such a cute character... why? And the puniest one cause, I notice, he dies very painfully in every episode...

LOL he's not puny! Lumpy causes so much death to others, almost as much as crazy Flippy.
Lumpy is a killer by stupidity and he deserves to be punished!

Snackbar wrote:Lumpy is a killer by stupidity and he deserves to be punished!

Yeah... by stupidity, exactly. My fav episode was when he played with Giggles and Cuddles on the carousel and, as result, only a pair of arms remained gripping to the tube. That was amazing. I wouldn't judge him so much for his stupidity, but.... yyyyyes, it's nice to see him dying, especially inside the concept of these cartoons in general.

Emi wrote:yyyyyes, it's nice to see him dying, especially inside the concept of these cartoons in general.

I don't want to go off topic but has to be said: my 3 favorite Lumpy deaths are:

1. crushed by bed (beautiful death sound)
2. eaten by wild bear
3. killed by boiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92jJEGC7l1M

Anyway back on topic, people to eat.

Snackbar wrote:

Theguythatdoes wrote:If Vore was possible, but you could only eat one person, who would it be, and why?

Nobody, sorry. I'm strictly prey.

But if we could choose to eat cartoon characters instead of people...
I'd choose Giggles (nonlethal) and Lumpy (lethal and painful, because he deserves it).

What about Petunia or Flaky?