The Preytriarchy!
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The Preytriarchy!
The oppressive systematic force that keeps preds down through biased laws and blatant bigotry!
How have you fought them today?!
Just look at some of these laws:
No eating people in public.
Only able to eat people with expression written permission and a third party witness.
Making money though filming, writing or other methods where predatory methods were used or expressed in a positive light is banned.
etc.
It's time to fight back!
(In case it wasn't clear, this is just a joke thread for people to take a side, make up laws that such a world would have and otherwise spoof on serious stuff in a funny vorish light.)
How have you fought them today?!
Just look at some of these laws:
No eating people in public.
Only able to eat people with expression written permission and a third party witness.
Making money though filming, writing or other methods where predatory methods were used or expressed in a positive light is banned.
etc.
It's time to fight back!
(In case it wasn't clear, this is just a joke thread for people to take a side, make up laws that such a world would have and otherwise spoof on serious stuff in a funny vorish light.)
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Wolfwood - Stab-Happy n' sneaky
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Re: The Preytriarchy!
WE WILL NOT BE HELD DOWN BY THE PREY ANY MORE!
THEY SHOULD BE CUSHIONING OUR SEATS, NOT TELLING US WHAT TO DO!
I SHOULD BE ABLE TO EAT WHO I WANT WHEN I WANT, PROVIDED THEY'RE OKAY WITH IT!
THEY SHOULD BE CUSHIONING OUR SEATS, NOT TELLING US WHAT TO DO!
I SHOULD BE ABLE TO EAT WHO I WANT WHEN I WANT, PROVIDED THEY'RE OKAY WITH IT!
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xIso - Been posting for a bit
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Re: The Preytriarchy!
I don't know if you guys have noticed, but prey don't multiply like they used to. ;w;
If it weren't for those laws, the world's population would be reduced by half!
oh look nobody left but jerky preds who don't wanna work together. That'll make for an awesome society. =.=
If it weren't for those laws, the world's population would be reduced by half!
oh look nobody left but jerky preds who don't wanna work together. That'll make for an awesome society. =.=
Affectionate nomming is so cute~! <3
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EvangelineSkypaw - Somewhat familiar
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jaggedjagd - Advanced Vorarephile
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Re: The Preytriarchy!
Yeah, some of us prey don't like being held back by the vocal minority that is the "Preytriarchy". I deserve the right to be able to feed myself to whoever I want, whenever I want. Why aren't I allowed to shove myself up into a loved one in public? What's wrong with letting a girlfriend or wife show you off as you let her gurgle you up in her womb and melt you down into juice to be shared with whomever is allured by what's left? We need real social reform, folks.
#NotAllPrey #DownWithThePreytriarchy
#NotAllPrey #DownWithThePreytriarchy
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Shortpig - Somewhat familiar
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Re: The Preytriarchy!
Shortpig wrote:Yeah, some of us prey don't like being held back by the vocal minority that is the "Preytriarchy". I deserve the right to be able to feed myself to whoever I want, whenever I want. Why aren't I allowed to shove myself up into a loved one in public? What's wrong with letting a girlfriend or wife show you off as you let her gurgle you up in her womb and melt you down into juice to be shared with whomever is allured by what's left? We need real social reform, folks.
#NotAllPrey #DownWithThePreytriarchy
And you've the right to be eaten by me, if I want to, when I want to ! Preds are preds, and they can eat whoever they want as long as they succeed to !
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linthia - Participator
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Re: The Preytriarchy!
The Preytriarchy doesn't affect me, I don't know what you all are complaining about.
Have a taste of my art if want! https://aryion.com/g4/gallery/MeTheMe
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MeTheMe - Semi-final Boss
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Re: The Preytriarchy!
You social justice predators just think you're ENTITLED to prey! Before all this 'civilization' crap, your ancestors would hunt through the wilderness for hours just to catch a single measly micro. That's the way it should be!
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granblue - Participator
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Re: The Preytriarchy!
That`s hilarious, it sounds like an awesome story idea. I can see how it would relate to our world in many ways as well, and I`m always a fan of story elements relating to real-world issues.
Prey-leaning switch gal and writer with a passion for M/F vore and a love for being devoured by giant men of all kinds.
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minakotomoka14 - Advanced Vorarephile
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Re: The Preytriarchy!
That`s hilarious, it sounds like an awesome story idea. I can see how it would relate to our world in many ways as well, and I`m always a fan of story elements relating to real-world issues.
Prey-leaning switch gal and writer with a passion for M/F vore and a love for being devoured by giant men of all kinds.
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minakotomoka14 - Advanced Vorarephile
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Re: The Preytriarchy!
All these young predators of today don't know what they're missing. Back in my day, you could just grab that anthro mouse out of the crowd, wolf him down, and he was gone.
Let's have those days back.
Make Predation Great Again.™
Let's have those days back.
Make Predation Great Again.™
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Re: The Preytriarchy!
Pfft, laws, like a real pred follows those silly things
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Danny Raidra - New to the forum
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Re: The Preytriarchy!
Reads through the list of laws...
"What the heck? Fairies are a protected group now?
A decade ago they were a major public nuisance."
Reads further, "No bulges that are clearly prey in public either?"
"Wavers for Endophilia predators nolonger sold?"
Predator Prey relationships can result in a fine, too?"
"Great a cat can't have a love bunny, or nom fairies. What has civilisation come to?"
"What the heck? Fairies are a protected group now?
A decade ago they were a major public nuisance."
Reads further, "No bulges that are clearly prey in public either?"
"Wavers for Endophilia predators nolonger sold?"
Predator Prey relationships can result in a fine, too?"
"Great a cat can't have a love bunny, or nom fairies. What has civilisation come to?"
Avatar done by Kharstonish.
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Thagrahn - Advanced Vorarephile
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Re: The Preytriarchy!
Back in the day, predators could just eat up whoever they wanted without any pesky laws getting in the way. Now, they have to ask the prey permission to eat them? What madness is this? What is the world coming to?
Prey-leaning switch gal and writer with a passion for M/F vore and a love for being devoured by giant men of all kinds.
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minakotomoka14 - Advanced Vorarephile
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Re: The Preytriarchy!
.:In recent news:.
A speech given by Tokiwa, a student and member of the vore club in Nom University, has gone viral. Her lecture at a nearby high school, given as part of her student-teacher training, covered the controversial topic of Predator rights.
"Nature over Nuture" was the message she spread as she explained the importance of independence of prey and preds alike and how the 'babysitting' implemented by the government in recent generations is weakening our society and creating large scale housing and poverty issues that the next generation will be doomed to inherit.
Despite the current climate that calls for change, the government has dismissed much of this as a trend among only privileged predators seeking to expand their rights over those of others.
Many however have pointed out that 97% of all public figures in office currently identify as prey.
A speech given by Tokiwa, a student and member of the vore club in Nom University, has gone viral. Her lecture at a nearby high school, given as part of her student-teacher training, covered the controversial topic of Predator rights.
"Nature over Nuture" was the message she spread as she explained the importance of independence of prey and preds alike and how the 'babysitting' implemented by the government in recent generations is weakening our society and creating large scale housing and poverty issues that the next generation will be doomed to inherit.
"... Each year we use up the sustainable amount of resources our planet can provide earlier and earlier..."
"... The limitations set unjustly upon predators has seen the prey population skyrocket to a level never seen before in human history..."
"... They seek to deny death that stares all of us in the face. Out of sight, out of mind. However all they do is limit the ways we can meet our end to violent, painful and drawn out methods via disease, pointless killing and having our bodies rot and fail over time..."
Despite the current climate that calls for change, the government has dismissed much of this as a trend among only privileged predators seeking to expand their rights over those of others.
Many however have pointed out that 97% of all public figures in office currently identify as prey.
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Wolfwood - Stab-Happy n' sneaky
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Re: The Preytriarchy!
this is an interesting idea. I've often wondered while reading stories about vore being a public, well-known facet of life how the human (or other) population wasn't too low to be sustainable, especially in worlds where there are preds who have city-devouring capabilities or bottomless appetites
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bijuusama - Been posting for a bit
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Re: The Preytriarchy!
*grumbles about how preds can just go grocery shopping like everyone else, but noooooooo, they have to eat other members of society first...*
Affectionate nomming is so cute~! <3
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EvangelineSkypaw - Somewhat familiar
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Re: The Preytriarchy!
EvangelineSkypaw wrote:*grumbles about how preds can just go grocery shopping like everyone else, but noooooooo, they have to eat other members of society first...*
Have you looked at what they charge for meat in the stores? Carnivores can't afford those prices and maintain their dietary needs.
Avatar done by Kharstonish.
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Thagrahn - Advanced Vorarephile
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Re: The Preytriarchy!
Even we bovines suffer under these laws! Do you know how much I have to eat to keep up milk production?! I used to just be able to eat whoever wandered by, but no... Damn shopping is nearly putting me out of business! Let me eat those pesky trespassers like the good old days!
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TaurenDevourer - Participator
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Re: The Preytriarchy!
I can see the banners now:
"Check your Preyvilege!"
"Check your Preyvilege!"
Experiment: Will a grenade kill a giant naga by exploding in its belly?
Test #1: Inconclusive. Grenade exploded in naga''s mouth.
Test #2: Inconclusive. Grenade exploded in naga's throat.
Further tests delayed until another live specimen can be acquired.
Test #1: Inconclusive. Grenade exploded in naga''s mouth.
Test #2: Inconclusive. Grenade exploded in naga's throat.
Further tests delayed until another live specimen can be acquired.
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