Could a blue whale unbirth us?

[justinrpg]

I Googled 'animal with largest vagina' and found this: http://www.suitgames.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2010

If the information in this thread is true, could a blue whale unbirth a human? Could a human crawl up her vagina? It would be like the only real life creature that could unbirth a human, if so.

A blue whale is not an animal pred I fantasize about being unbirthed by, but I would definitely try it if the opportunity falls in my lap.

[MechaSharkZilla]

I really don't like thinking about the concept since it's just straight-up bestiality, but I might as well answer truthfully. If you're assuming regular vore physics apply, then yes, easily. If you're talking RL physics? No way. You'd get crushed into a fine red mist. Those things birth several ton newborns, humans are a lot smaller and less durable than that.

[coop500]

How about we don't involve innocent animals IRL in our weird fantasies? That'd be great

[WobblyWolfess]

I would rather not think about this.

[Firon]

Justin you need to stop making these kinds of topics...real life vore is against the rules

[Merodi]

You'd fit into its vagina, but there's no way to get into the uterus because of the cervix. Also, don't sexualize real life animals, that's gross tbh

[Kuratas]

its time to stop posting

[Sarbiton]

This thread is too cursed, there are no words in English for how many generations it's going to despoil.

[WobblyWolfess]

A blue whale is not an animal pred I fantasize about being unbirthed by, but I would definitely try it if the opportunity falls in my lap.

I don't even have the words for this though, like??? What is going through your head, dude?

[MysteryFuto]

i can't believe i had to see that this thread existed

now my mind will be forever tainted by the knowledge it exists

[AlluringPredation]

REPOR-

This post has already been reported.

Ohokay.

[Merodi]

I'm glad that, no matter the personal preferences, posts like this one make everyone be like "what the fuck"

[Evergreenplate]

He's already crossed the line, but let's let him keep going

[WobblyWolfess]

He's already crossed the line, but let's let him keep going

UNRELATED NOTE BUT HEY YOU'RE HERE, HENLO!

[Scrumptious]

Hang on, folks. If unbirth is a legit part of the fetish (which the list of the Vore Material & Upload forum suggests that it is), and if fantasies of being vored by animals is okay (which given the long list of the 'Herons/pelicans swallowing live prey' thread, suggests that this is also legit), then I suggest we don't call foul so soon.

If you honestly think that the OP is suggesting that anyone could - IRL - take sexual advantage of a blue whale by inserting themselves into her - and you think this crosses some line of advocating for the sexual exploitation of whales, then I think you all need to have a realism check.

Now, we might have a useful discussion about how whales need to be protected from extinction, though I would say that there are better websites to have that sort of discussion. This website is about exploring kinks that cannot happen in real life. I'd say that this is something that falls within that remit of this website, but please show me the rule that says otherwise, and I'll happily be both corrected and informed.

Now, maybe he creates too many barely-coherent threads that are not all that valuable for discussion, but that is an entirely different matter.

[Evergreenplate]

Hang on, folks. If unbirth is a legit part of the fetish (which the list of the Vore Material & Upload forum suggests that it is), and if fantasies of being vored by animals is okay (which given the long list of the 'Herons/pelicans swallowing live prey' thread, suggests that this is also legit), then I suggest we don't call foul so soon.

If you honestly think that the OP is suggesting that anyone could - IRL - take sexual advantage of a blue whale by inserting themselves into her - and you think this crosses some line of advocating for the sexual exploitation of whales, then I think you all need to have a realism check.

Now, we might have a useful discussion about how whales need to be protected from extinction, though I would say that there are better websites to have that sort of discussion. This website is about exploring kinks that cannot happen in real life. I'd say that this is something that falls within that remit of this website, but please show me the rule that says otherwise, and I'll happily be both corrected and informed.

Now, maybe he creates too many barely-coherent threads that are not all that valuable for discussion, but that is an entirely different matter.

Well what does
"A blue whale is not an animal pred I fantasize about being unbirthed by, but I would definitely try it if the opportunity falls in my lap."
Say to you?

[Scrumptious]

Well what does
"A blue whale is not an animal pred I fantasize about being unbirthed by, but I would definitely try it if the opportunity falls in my lap."
Say to you?

It says to me that that that's a rather big 'if'. It's such a big if, that it deserves all caps, italics, bold text and an underline - IF - but we don't exile people over failure to properly emphasize do we?

Or, are you thinking that by "opportunity falls in my lap" he means that he's about to B&E into Seaworld with a 5kg roofie and a Sam's Club tub of Vaseline?

[Aziza]

Hey, how about we... y'know... not post this sort of stuff?

[Knock]

You could probably just take a tour of a decommissioned submarine and get a similar experience without needing to drop a few hundred on scuba gear.

[creativeandoriginal]

Justin, this is why you're a siivagunner meme.