Eka's Portal

I don't know of this is the place to post this, but might as well.

Sooooo, as the title said, what would be the solgan be?

Content Creators of the Big and Small, creating vore from head to toe.

Lol, idk, that's be best I could think of at the moment.

Eka's Portal:
Where the eaty meets the meaty.

"Welcome to Eka's Portal, where friends are indeed food." :d

If it just be Vore I'd say
"Love goes through the stomach"

But since there is also Unbirth content on this site i'd say we steal the Slogan "Come in and fine out"

Straved for more.

Ekas Portal
Eat Them Your Way!

Ekas Portal
All You Can Eat! All the Time!

Ekas Portal
Where Everything is Edible!

Ekas Portal
Go Gulp Yourself!

Ekas Portal
Darwinism Ends Here!

Okay. That's all I got.

Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub.

We love your guts.

The ultimate consumer experience.


I also think Paradox is onto something with the whole "way to a man's heart is through his stomach" line. If there's a subforum for male preds, that should be its slogan.

(Edit- god damn just noticed that was in 2007, I don't know why I thought this was a new thread).

Come for the vore, stay for the supper?

Where friends are food and you’re dessert?

Welcome to the food chain?

Where dinner meets guest?

Home of the sentient buffet?

This is why I’m not in marketing

So far there has been some good ones here.

how about "Eka's Portal, where all your troubles melt away"

Eka's Portal:
There's vore here.

"Eka's Portal, where dinner and a date are one and the same."

"Where there's eat, we can't be beat."

"Please excuse our look during redesign!"

Hey, it worked for Smogon. Let's just keep that for years and not redesign, it'll be hilarious.

We have the Meats! Oh wait, might get sued for that one.

"Always want more? Come try the vore!"

Get your fill.

"Dinners and Diners welcome to the portal!"

Welcome to our jungle
Happy eatings