- WIP. but open -
General:
* PM Me! - Let's see if we can't work something out. Prefer to RP here.
* Prefer to RP on Eka's - Private RP or Pms. Too hectic of a schedule, and too verbose for Discord.
* Demis/Feral- Can do either, whatever you prefer on any below bill, just let me know.
* Verbose Player - Like a reply of a paragraph at least, if not a few. (Still figuring out the ad part, so sorry if it's lacking here)
* Lewd Player - Like to have fun with prey.
* Prefer Offscreen Digestion - Do like fatality and to digest prey, but tend to like to struggle til digestion kicks in, and offscreen afterwards. Just preferred method, open for discussion
* Solo or Multiprey! - Love a party, but always a pain to design. Maybe a solo adventurer is especially brave?
* Want to play the monster? - I can throw a few parties together if anyone's looking to pred.
No's:
* Scat
* Gore
* M/H prey
* Human Preds
Layout:
Welcome Adventurers! Are you read for the fame and fortune of being an adventurer! Stand up join whatever quest you feel ready for! Gain honor for your deeds! Slay a giant spider, dive into dungeons avoiding dangerous mimics and traps, wander through the lost forest denying all those pesky little hungry plants! We just need to know your name, job, and next of kin! Oh, and to sign this waver, declaring the Guild not responsible for any accidents in the wild that may result in injury, death, digestion, impregnation, hellish eternal ends, or other minor things like that. So, come one, come all! Join for fame, fortune, and glory!
Bills:
Arachne
One of our scouts found an ancient temple teaming with treasure. Only one of the scouts returned though. We'd like to send out a few more to get more of a feel for the temple. Any treasure you find it is yours! The returned scout seemed really terrified, and quit on the spot. She was covered in cobwebs, and a few bits of saliva were on what was left of her clothing. We took a sample, and yup, found some venom. Looks like the work of spiders! Boy was she lucky. But I'm sure you'll be fine. Just don't get caught in a spider web, right? Scout did say there was a ton of gems and treasure everywhere though, so gotta be worth it!
So, what do you say? Up for it?
Outcomes:
* Oviposition
* Vampiric Vore
* Unbirth
* Left in a cocoon
Missing Adventurer's:
* Arianna, the entrantress, played by HiddenDream- The lovely, and scantily dressed mage didn't quite make it back after accepting the bill. Rumors say she was caught by a drider before being bred with an ovipositor.
*Mimic Tower
Recently, and old hermit of a wizard passed away. While not unusual, he had no next of kin, and nobody can get into his tower! A few tried, but it seems dangerous. Paranoid wizard, traps are inevitable. While 'raiding a deceased wizard's home sounds bad, imagine how much knowledge would be lost if we didn't try! Guild is offering 1,000 gold per unique spell book returned!
Can't quit remember what the wizard was a specialist in, something about creating monstrosities. Maybe mimics? Just don't open any treasure chest, and you'll be fiiiine. Think of the gold!
Outcomes:
* Mimic Breeding Pit
* Swallowed by Mimic
* Paralytic Tongue Play
Daring Lamia
So....we might have a sliiight lamia problem attacking the town. Like, right now. It's just one lamia, probably nothing to be worried about, but, uh, I'd rate it as urgent. I'm hiding behind the desk until someone's taken care of this liiiiiittle pest. G-good luck!
Rumor's say she's black scaled, a rare breed that is immune to magic. Also really hard to stab at. So, uh, yeah... G-go on!
Outcomes:
* Coils
* Venomous kisses
* Unbirth to stomach
Jungles of Lore
So, we've had a few expeditions gone wrong to the East of the Elven forest. Finished translating a note we got from their king telling us not to go there. Wish our translators worked faster! But, well the problem is one of the legendary adventurer's lost her sword out there! That sword was an investment of the guild, no way we're letting that go! Supposedly the one who weilds it is said to be able to cut fate itself! Or other bullshit miracles. But we know it's killed dragons before, and we kinda need it for, uh, dragon slaying purposes.
Find it, and go up a whole two ranks!
Outcomes:
* Feral Plant vore
* Alraunes & Pitcher vore
* Wild Spiders
Mummy's Curse
Anyone up for graverobbing? We found a king's tomb! Untouched, too! Mostly untouched? It's a bit strong with cursed energy, so anyone who doesn't mind being cursed a tad bit is preferred.
Found some gold platings, remains of adventuers, and a literal pile of gold! Some say a genie's lamp is inside!
*We can neither confirm or deny the existance of said lamp.
Outcomes:
* Mummification
* Bug vore (Soft)
* Tentacles
Minotaur's Labrynth
Want to see if you're ready to be a real adventurer? We've got a maze with a mighty minotaur inside! And some treasure. Minotaur guards the treasure. If someone could, uh, distract him while we 'scout' the treasure, that'd be great! Guild's offering a promotion to anyone who can kill it too!
We've had adventurer's kill a minotaur before. Sure they all went onto better guilds with better known safety codes afterwards, but if they've done it, so can you!
Outcomes:
* Cock vore
Where the Creepy Things Are.
Do you know how hard it is to get people to harvest swamp pods? Little fungus that grows only in teh swamp. Real nasty and mucky to get to them, I wouldn't want to. But the guild needs them! So, for a short term only, we're increasing the rewards for these ten fold! It's easy, even novice adventurers can do it!
C rank adventurer's now required.
Outcomes:
* Frog vore
* Worm vore
* Weird mud vore
* Snake vore
*Demon Queen's Kitchen
We found a portal to the underworld! We believe it leads straight to his castle! The only thing is the scouts described it as... buttery and full of cilantro? Might be her kitchen.
We're not 100% sure yet, so not sending out our A-listers, but think of the fame and fortune of having fought the demon queen! Though one of the scouting parties was screaming about some hot looking demonic babe in a chef hat chasing them around in nothing but a cooking apron. But, scouts, amirite?
Outcomes:
* Bondage & Cooking (No heat or fatal)
*Note: Probably farthest from norm for me.
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GAME
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Sszuu's Dungeon
Sszuu's Dungeon
Years ago, our lil ol' adventuring guild managed to find a mad witch, and beat her up good! She was doing something evil in the swamps, like creating monstrosities, messing with life, collecting souls. You know, evil things. Granted, we didn't look too much into it. Looked like something we could smite, and the paladins in our guild weeeeere feeling pretty smitey.
Wish they were still feeling smitey. They sensed a great evil, and ran off to find what. Your probably seeing where this is going. Seems the mad witch found a new home! She turned it into a dungeon! Full of monster girls. Pretty lewd dungeon it seems like, to the paladin's displeasure.
So far, we've confirmed driders, lamia, and an alraune inside, but there could be much, much more.
So, ♪scouting♪ time! We'll be sending guild familars with you to watch your progress and demise encourage you throughout the entire dungeon. If you run into a nasty, try to escape. Not a fighting mission. Unless you want to make it a fighting mission. We don't recommend it, but we don't exactly discourage it either. More data means more data, and our senior adventures appreciate data!
Rules:
Every time you're in a monster's clutches, 3 rolls to escape. If the monster wins 3 rolls, however, you lose the fight.
DC's start at 10 on a d20, however, failing a check will tire you our more in the future, making each roll harder.
Solo parties have lower DC to start(8), but will have more encounters, and each failed roll will increase the DC, meaning they tire out.
Game ends after party is wiped, or if they make it to Sszuu's throne room.
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