Christmas Carols 2017

[the_Wolf]

Happy Holidays all!

I haven't posted one of these the last couple years due to various circumstances, but this year I wanted to try and get another round of vorish caroling with song parodies. First we'll start with a fresh ditty:

Randy the Hungry Reindeer
(To the tune of ... oh do I even have to say it?)

He ate Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen.
Gulped Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
Yes, he munched them all. The most ravenous reindeer of all!

Randy the hungry reindeer
Had a massive appetite
And if he ever caught you
He would tuck you in real tight

None of the other reindeer
Knew where certain friends would go
They disappeared completely
Making Randy’s waistline grow

Then one late December Eve
Randy came and said,
“Blitzen, Vixen, and the rest.
Let’s see which one tastes the best!”

Next day ol’ Santa found him
Bloated so he barely stirred
Randy, the fattest reindeer
Digested the entire herd!

And some of the golden oldies that have been posted years ago. Fair warning, some of these get all raunchy and plenty of them are imperfect, but eh, they're fun:

O My Tummy (To the tune of "O Christmas Tree")

O my tummy! O my tummy!
There is no satisfying.
O my tummy! O my tummy!
Of hunger I am dying
Those whole humans, I gave you four
The next day, you growled for more.
O my tummy! O my tummy!
There is no satisfying!

O my tummy! O my tummy!
I gave you squirming Rodent
O my tummy! O my tummy!
He melted in a moment
He wriggled as you gurgled there
And finished him without a care
O my tummy! O my tummy!
Yet still you are not all content

O my tummy! O my tummy!
It’s clear I need a Christmas feast!
O my tummy! O my tummy!
There’s forty courses here at least!
Here’s Sharky whole, with tartar sauce,
Wolves, foxes, and a great big hoss
O my tummy! O my tummy!
Here’s hoping cravings can decrease.

O my tummy! O my tummy!
They’re finally all inside you
O my tummy! O my tummy!
Please let that pacify you
The kicked and thrashed and squirmed around,
Felt so good to slurp them down.
O my tummy! O my tummy!
Please be quiet till the year is new!

Sloshing Around a Pred’s Belly (To the tune of "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree")

Sloshing around a pred’s belly
at a Christmas vore party
Swimmin’ inside, it’s so smelly
In a lake of alcohol

Sloshing around a pred’s belly
While the muscle ‘round me churns
Hoping that I can fall asleep
‘Fore the acid in here burns

When I was invited, was suspicious. But I came.
Heard all the classic music play
Then I was on the host’s buffet

Sloshing around a pred’s belly
She slurped and gulped me right down
Now she's dancing merrily
And tossing me around

Sloshing around a pred’s belly
As a Christmas tasty treat
Feeling her rub all around outside
In this tight and fleshy seat

Should have known just what was going down, when I heard
Her voice purring “You look yummy,
Down the hatch, into my tummy!”

Sloshing around a pred’s belly
Looks like my last holiday
I’m digesting so slowly
As her meal on Christmas day!

*For the CV crowd*
Fill the Balls (To the tune of "Deck the Halls")

Fill the balls with lots of small prey,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Down the shaft and there they’ll sure stay,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Turning into festive semen,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
For our Yule tide fornication,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the otter squirm in my cock,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Making me just hard as a rock.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me into the bedroom,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
As he sinks down into the gloom,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Thrusting deep now you can feel it,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
How all those preys made quite a bit,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Now I’m close, and we start to scream
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
As you get filled with all that cream
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Just Rest, You Tasty Gentlemen (To the tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen")

Just rest you tasty gentlemen
Now that you’re tucked inside
Although I used some trickery
You cannot say I lied
It’s just you don’t realize
What I truly implied
When I said I would swallow tonight,
Swallow tonight
When I promised I would swallow tonight.

It started in my fav’rite bar
Alone on Christmas Eve
Two guys tried to hit on me
With lines you’d not believe
I kindly said, “No thank you.”
But it got me no reprieve
I decided they should be my meat
O what a treat!
To have someone on Christmas Eve to eat!

So to all their lewd requests now
I seemed to acquiesce
As I put on my best display,
Their hearts thumped in their chest
They asked if we could go right home
I said that would be best
That I would swallow in a three-way,
Making their day
It was time for a tasty three-way

So back to my apartment,
We all walked through the snow
They shivered as they asked me
How far we had to go
I said they would be quite warm
Just past the next two rows
If they only knew what I had in mind,
O they would find
Just what kind of warmth I had in mind.

As soon as we were in the door
I locked it with my key
Gave them both a toothy grin
“Now you’ll satisfy me!”
Pulled the first one to my jaws
And down to my belly
So hungry I ate him in one gulp,
*CHOMP, SLURP and ULP!*
Stretching out my tum in just one gulp.

His friend had watched him slide right down
And now he tried to flee
He ran back to the bedroom
Which was just fine by me
I stripped him, rode his face, then
Swallowed him so slowly
Now I lay here stuffed with two turkeys,
On Christmas Eve
Appropriately stuffed with these turkeys

You who hear this song, a lesson
You must now take away
Be polite to female preds
In everything you say
Push too hard to hook-up, and
You’ll end up on the tray
O you may become somebody’s food
Do not be rude
Or you might just meet me looking for some food!


Gurgling (To the tune of "Silver Bells")

Hungry large preds, even small preds,
Dream of holiday feasts
In the air
The aroma
Of live prey
Stomachs grumbling
Bellies rumbling
‘Til they find the right meats
And in just a few hours, you’ll hear

Gurgling. Gurgling
Of satisfied, sloshing tummies.
Roiling, and churning
Soon they will be Christmas fat

Some are willing, some are struggling
They slide down just the same
As predators eat up
All their catches
Hear a wet squelch
Then a loud belch
And as predators exclaim
“They were all so delicious”, you’ll hear.

Gurgling. Gurgling
As those bulges start to go soft
Roiling, and churning
Soon they will be Christmas fat.

Throat Slide (To the tune of "Sleigh Ride")

Just see her lick her muzzle
And start to nuzzle us too
Come on, it’s lovely weather
For a throat slide together with you

Right now the air is chilling
And I’m so willing it’s true.
Sounds like the perfect weather
For a throat slide together with you.

Slurp us up, slurp us up, slurp us up she might
With a single bite
We’ll snuggle inside her tum all night

Lick us up, lick us up, lick us up she could
I’m hoping she would
You just don’t know how a dragon’s
Tummy can feel so good.

We’ll be so nice and cozy
And warm and toasty inside
Just pressed in close together
And safe from the weather we’ll ride.

You see her maw open wide
Now look deep inside it too
You’ll see it’s so inviting
For the both of us sliding into

As she wraps her tongue around us and pulls us inside
I will kiss you and she’ll taste us for that long wet glide
When she swallows we just slip down her throat without a single stop
Until we wind up in her gut with a wet “plop!”
Plop, plop, plop!

As her belly squeezes us together in a tight embrace
It feels like you and I are in the perfect place
It’s almost like a hot tub that keeps giving us a hug.
It’s wonderful in here with you
Where we can be warm and snug

Now that we were her snacks
We can just relax it’s true
Warmed from the colder weather
With this throat slide together with you

Next time the snow gets going
This is what we’re going to do
Because it’s perfect weather
For a throat slide together with you!

If creativity moves you, I encourage everyone to add their own song parodies for whatever you come up with. I'll see if any other inspiration strikes during this season.

the Wolf

[Hanzo]

Cool I guess

[1ring42]

I'll have to repost my golden oldies.

[1ring42]

(I'll) Have a Yummy Tummy Christmas (holly Jolly Christmas)

Have a yummy tummy Christmas
You'll be the best snack of the year
Yes I know
You hate the snow
But you'll be warm in here

Have a Yummy Tummy christmas
And as I walk down the street
I'll say hello to preys you know
and ones I want to eat

Oh swell
The dinner bell
rung where you can't see
My stomach waits for you
Rub it nice for me

I'll have a yummy tummy christmas
And you tasted so very nice
It's sad to say but there's no way
That I could eat you twice

I'll have a yummy tummy Christmas
and feel you struggling inside
I'm in bed
Soon you'll be dead
and won't enjoy the ride

I'll have a yummy tummy Christmas
I'm a pred
So there's no fear
And by gummy
I'll have a yummy tummy Christmas
This year
*urp*

[Justsomeone]

These are all great.

[Hereforvore]

Got a good laugh out of these at least This sort of thing never crossed my mind, but it's certainly entertaining.

[TastyTales]

Loving Randy the Hungry Reindeer x3

Mine's a bit more clunky, if someone else can do 'Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas' better, please don't hesitate to!

Have yourself a merry little Predmas,
Let your meals be light,
From now on the prey will all be out of sight~

Have yourself a merry little Predmas,
When you find some prey,
Hold them close and prepare them to be tucked away~

Here we are as in olden days
Happy golden days of vore
Tasty prey who are good to us,
Please be food for us, once more

Through the years we'll always be together,
If fatal's allowed.
Either way, you're going to have to stay somehow,
So have yourself a merry little Predmas now.