The tigress in the recipe is, of course, myself.
[U]Recipe for damp tigress, with melons, and cat-juices:[/U]
Ingredients:
1 voluptuous tigress, femme.
1 vibrator toy
Shaving cream
Sharp razor
1 cup of collected tigress juice
1 cucumber, large
1 carrot
Mustard
Butter
Bell peppers, red and green and yellow
Whipped cream
3 cherries
Honey
Salt
Pepper
Lemon juice
Green Salad
Thousand Island dressing (the pink stuff)
20 meters of rope
1 silver plate, large
Preparations:
Heat the tigress until she moans. Then dip the vibrator toy inside her folds and lock it in place so she cannot get it off anymore. Turn vibrator on, tie her in place and put a cup underneath her sex to collect the oozing femmejuice as it drips down. It will take approximately one day to fill the cup, maybe a bit faster if you switch the vibrator to higher settings. The massaging of the vibrator will make the tigress' meat juicy and tender. If you want an even better result, and have enough time, you can try to massage her breasts as well. Making her orgasm multiple times not only helps to acquire more juice, but also makes the kitten taste more delicate, as the hormone level in her blood will rise, resulting in a slighty more tender and better-tasting flesh.
Serving:
Scrub the plate with butter. Put a little lemon juice onto the butter. Put tigress on the plate, so she lies on her back with her legs angled. Bind down her head, tummy and legs to the plate. Tie smaller ropes from her knees to the sides of the plate. Make sure those ropes are very short, spreading the feline wide open and making it unable for her to close her tighs. This will greatly ease the further decoration.
Shave off excess fur on the tigress' nipples and her sexlips, scratching with your paws until the smooth skin glistens with her juices and shines bright red with her arousal. Carefully dab off excess shaving cream and hair.
Put the bell peppers on the tigress' chest and slice them with claws in front of her eyes. Take the slices and put one slice of each color on her ears.
Open the feline's muzzle and put the apple in place. Put small wooden branches between the back of her jaws to prevent the kitten from biting down and destroying the apple. Wrape a rope around the muzzle and tie it down, so her muzzle is locked into place.
Furiously shred the green salad into bits and put it around the tigress. Spice the cup of tigress juice with a little bit of lemon, salt and pepper and pour it over the tigress' fluffy fur, matting it.
Shake the whipped cream well and spray it on the tigress' shaved teats and clit, covering it. Top off each cream with a cherry.
Rub honey on the cuecumber and the carrot. Also put honey on the exposed sexlips of the kitten and between her backcheeks. Gently ease in the cucumber into her wet pussy and the carrot into her tight back passage, using the honey as lubricant.
Finally, put a dash of mustard on the kittens nose, then briefly scratch the feline's throat and sides, making a few drops of blood mingle with the jus-de-tigresse dressing.
Dinner is served. Enjoy your meal.
