So I made a thing, not super proud of it but I made it as an experiment so I'll share it. Especially since I have no self control and it's kinda large.
I'll start by saying this is provided AS-IS. I won't be expanding on it or doing many if ANY bugfixes. That said it is playable. Details in spoiler tags if you care to know more about why.
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So whats in it? Here are the content tags here.
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Yeah that's whats in it but whats it about?!
You play as Jack a divorced former ER doctor. When reforming becomes cheap he loses his job as it is much simpler to simply just get digested and brought back to full health than to have medical attention! I mean in a world of reforming to a healthy body many medical careers would end and I'm surprised this angle isn't explored more.
So you're basically broke, trying to survive on odd jobs as girl food to survive. An argument with your roommate leads to a bizarre proposal and quiz of sorts. 10 porn stars, 5 are highly intelligent women, 5 complete bimbos. Try to guess which is which by appearance alone!
Now mind you I know intelligence is a spectrum and just looking at education and accomplishment is a narrow view. This is a porn game though and I'm trying to make a point that you can't really tell if someone is dumb by their job and appearance. So don't flame me, it's because I understand this that I'm making this thing.
There are a few other twists to the narrative that throw a wrench into things that will force you to try and acquire more and more money but I won't spoil them here. Suffice to say you will have an impetus to get rich or die trying in a literal sense. And by die I mean digest into bouncy wiggle for a woman.
Ok so anything weird or remarkable about this game?
Yes. It mostly plays in real time!
Huh?
If you get digested it's normally going to take a real world day to reform unless you pay a premium of in game currency that rises the more you use it! Which may not be a good idea since if you don't have enough money to reform... you're a girl's rack!
Now if you're taking an odd job you don't have a choice, after all you're getting paid to be a girl's fat! But in most other cases you can pay a premium to reform faster.
A lot of instances it may be the smarter move to save money once that premium gets costly though and it's going to take a day to come back. The game tracks how many days have passed since it was last run so you do get "Day credits" to go through however many days it has been since last playing. I also give you a few to start out with. Just to get the game started.
But that's if you even have the money to reform! If you don't then game over! And there will be a penalty period where you can't restart the game! You'll be stuck as fat on the girl who got you! The penalty time will start out small but increase the more you get game overs!
Eventually you're going to be trapped as fat for long periods, minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months after more than a dozen game overs!
This mechanic will make it actually not terribly possible to see every game over I think. Not without resorting to tricks which I will not share. If people want to share their endings though I have no problem with that. There are 22 I believe.
Also when you get a game over you will get a random amount of "Day Credits" based on how long you lasted! This way when you start over it won't be a slow slog to get to where you were finally defeated. You will be able to play a bunch to build back up to where you left off. Eventually likely complete an entire run on the extra days you've built up.
This is nice will you make more of it? Or anything else in Twine like it?
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tl;dr; NO
I love you all but I won't put myself through anymore of this, please don't ask.
The one and hopefully only version download link for this abomination:
https://mega.nz/file/xJ9y2RIC#VxgiNkGPp ... n8hUJk-46A
Screenshots:
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Stats for nerds
198 images are in this mess
83632 Words are in this novel's worth of trash
174 Passages contain all the nonsense
Thanks to Noilylo for seducing me into Twine. I blame you. Hope to work with you on something eventually.
I am going for as many of the deaths as possible. 