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Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Fri Jan 22, 2016 7:36 pm

The chat record can be an absolute riot sometimes, so I figured I'd keep a running record of some of the more memorable moments. Feel free to post your own if you have any!

Quiet: I miss you
Quiet: A lot
Yol: You should aim harder then.
Quiet:OOOOOOoooooooooooooOooooohhhhhhh
Taina: I would say shots fired, but they all missed


Alcastar: How do you confuse a blonde?
Alcastar: Paint yourself green and throw forks at her
Yol: ...isn't confused like a blonde's natural state of mind
Lulu is confused... and not just because she's blond
Linkodemayo: I am blonde too.
Yol: Quick, someone throw forks at Link
Linkodemayo: ?
Raita throws Yol at Link
Raita: Opps
Yol: I'M NOT A FORK


Toby: Just realized (the cat) fell asleep on my arm.
Toby: So I guess I won't be moving that anytime soon.
Yol: You're probably used to playing one handed anyway
Toby: Wow
Toby: I'm a lefty.


Yol: Spike
Yol: If I punch every male in New Zealand
Yol: One will eventually be you
Taina: You can't punch an aussie, they got kangaroos by their side
Yol: AN OZZIE CAN PUNCH AN OZZIE
Yol: PUNCHING IS JUST HOW WE HAVE CONVERSATION WITH ONE ANOTHER
Spike: XD
Spike: Goddamnit, Yol. My face hurts
Yol: From the laughing or the punching? XD
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby HowlaOfFreddys » Sat Jan 23, 2016 7:31 am

lol wtf
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby Thatonepred » Sun Jan 24, 2016 1:29 pm

I love that last one.
Everyone dies. Few live forever. Neither apply to Me.
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Sat Feb 06, 2016 8:45 pm

Sn0riat: XD sexy pics
Sn0riat: I just imagine dirty talk between MC servers
Sn0riat: "Send me pictures of your spawn"
Sn0riat: "Uhh..."
Cookies: I personally have this as a background .-. https://cax.no/c1
Yol: Now THAT is fucking sexy
Yol: Oh hey, my grinder's in that pic X3
Sn0riat: yis yols sexy grinder
Yol: Oh god XD
Sn0riat: "oh god yes, send me pictures of your mob grinders"
Sn0riat: "no I think we should take it to the next step... show me some... redstone circuits"
Sn0riat: *blushes*
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby Reff » Sat Feb 13, 2016 9:43 am

Reflet: "yeah great... now im getting touched in awkward ways by freddy... just great" -sn0, 02-13-'16
Hush: (x3)
Sn0riat: Screw you... seriously xD
Reflet: Im sure freddy has plenty screws!
ApexFoxlulu: XDDDDDD
ApexFoxlulu: Refff
[world] sn0riat died
Sn0riat: that was so bad yet so fitting, it killed me
Reflet: Im known for my killer puns.
Reflet: Its your PUNishment.
Sn0riat: sn0pe -.-
Sn0riat: i need a moment to reflet about that
ApexFoxlulu: Oh gawd
Dravus_Airwing: :I
Reflet: OH No you didn't!
~Reffy on VoreCraft~

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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Thu Mar 10, 2016 8:53 pm

Sunny: Let this be known, I have over 40 kids >.>
Yol: Dayum, Sunny be running her own nursery
Sunny looks at Yol with a shotgun
Yol: I have a shotgun? Cool. =O


HentaiKamen: brother in panties! Are you there?
HentaiKamen dances in a weird way: "You cannot stop the justice!"
Luna uses the orbital N.O.P.E
sn0riat died
Secret_Sensei_Sage_Panties: Behold! A new and more powerful form of Hentai Justic!
HentaiKamen: You may kill me but we shall return stronger and more perverted than ever!
Secret_Sensei_Sage_Panties: Who dares to strike my brother in oil?
HentaiKamen: Fear no more for there are twice of us now!
Luna uses the orbital N.O.P.E. once more
HentaiKamen: the brotherhood of panty justice shall never surrender!


Yol: IT IS
Yol: PAINFULLY HUMID
Yol: WHY WON'T IT STOP
Higgs: I know, it's terrible right?
Snekk: Sorry Yol. Umm. If it makes you feel any better I'm buried under snow
Snekk: And currently frozen...
Yol: FREEZE
Yol: THIS IS A STICKUP
Yol: HAND OVER ALLLLLL YOUR SNOW
Snekk tries to thaw out of an ice cube
Snekk: I-I already am! And take all of it! I don't want any more!
Yol: ...did I just make an unintentional pun
Yol: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Kisuke: Jesus. Still raining.
Yol: I coulda sworn we turned rain off at some point
BasedDarkBum: Great, more snow for Zael and I to clean up
Yol: are you sure that's snow
Wither: XD
BasedDarkBum: :<


FlynnBo: Bored as shit and shick as shit
Cosmetics > You summoned Flame Fairy
FlynnBo: WHAT THE SWEET JESUS WAS THAT
FlynnBo: A FLAMING FLAMINGO JUST FLEW PAST ME
FlynnBo: SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF ITS LUNGS
FlynnBo: WHAT THE FUCK
FlynnBo: ANFHGRT
FlynnBo: WHAT THE FUCK IS IT
Higgs: Um
Higgs: Are you okay Flynn..?
FlynnBo: A FLAMING FLAMINGO IS SCREAMING AT ME
Higgs: Tell it to stop.
FlynnBo: FUCK OFF FLAMINGO


Cyrisus: Heyo Yol nwn
Malice: time for some good clean family pun?
Yol: ...did you just use the word pun as a pun
Yol: I hate you
Yol: =<
Luis: LOL
Malice is used to being hated x3
filwuf: XD


Luis: i stared him into invisibility o3o
SharpWits died
Player Luis took their own life.
Yol: what.
Luis: ubra went poof
Yol: Well yeah, but that doesn't explain why you died >w>
Luis: nobody would gimmie blood
Yol: =I
Yol You really oughta just starp a farm >w>
Luis: meh, /suicide is faster xP
Yol: ...starp
Yol: how the fuck did I just type that
Mavis: STARP
Mavis: NEW WORD
Mavis: PUT THAT IN THE DICTIONARY
Yol: Oh god XD
UmbraShadus: Erm me gurd, gotta Starp Mah Ferm
* Reflet is no longer AFK
Reflet: Ok
Reflet: Ok ok ok ok!
Reflet OK
Reflet: OOOOOKKKKAAAY
Yol: Okay?
Mavis: And then Reflet became Ness.
Luis: ref is either mad, or extremely happy ._.
Reflet: PK DANCE
Yol: At least she's not Kirby
Reflet: I AM HAPPEEE
Yol: HI HI HI HI HI HI HI
Reflet sucks in and swallows Yol
Yol: Ack >_<
Reflet gainst the get-pissed-at-puns-ability
Yol: XD
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Sat Apr 23, 2016 10:07 pm

[12:33:16 PM] Alcastar: I lost 36 diamonds by putting them in a /vo dispose slot thinking i'd be able to keep my diamonds separated from the diamonds I mined for Jade .w.
[12:33:58 PM] Yol: ...wait, dispose OVERWRITES other items? o_O
[12:34:11 PM] Alcastar: i didn't even eat anything, my dispose was empty
[12:34:23 PM] Alcastar: the diamonds were just gone the next time i checked
[12:34:32 PM] Yol: Someone high up should have access to inventory rollback
[12:35:13 PM] Alcastar: guys, i just realized something silly owo
[12:35:28 PM] Alcastar: i lost diamonds by putting them up my butt owo
[12:35:44 PM] Alcastar: is pretty much what this amounts to
[12:35:52 PM] Yol: XD
[12:35:54 PM] Sn0riat: ...
[12:36:03 PM] Sn0riat: who puts diamond in his butt XD


Yol: Pity that prey don't automatically release when the pred is slain >w>
sn0riat: Yeah XD
Yol: Gonna have to bug Cookie about that sometime
sn0riat: nuh leave poor cookie alone he has enough stuff to do^^
Yol: Silly Sn0, programmers don't have feelings


Gold: But in reality, it keeps on spinning... it's just moving without you.
UtsohuReiuji: Gold, please don't start to get depressing.
UtsohuReiuji: It really won't help with my depression >.>
Gold: What? No. I was starting to come up with a really cool philosophical statement...
Gold: I was reading a pretty cool physics paper over the weekend...
Yol: ...oh my god brain
Yol: Somehow I read that as physics raper
Gold: How do you rape physics?
Yol: I dunno, ask Magneto.
AceDogge: very carfully and with both hands


Yol: gokku is mai fav narutto char
UtsuhoReiuji: Bee shrek test in the house is the best anime.
Gold: Goku is my favourite Digimon in the whole Pokedex
Sollux: you're all fuckiing NERD2!!
Gold does an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle
Grace_Rellik: homestuck reference ftw < w >
Yol: What pumpkin?
Grace_Rellik: that one doesn't work so well, as nobody has mentioned a pumpkin whatsoever
Yol: I DID ;_;


Dara: I sell my very rare hoe, anyone want it ?
Asuna: owo
PsycheRaptor: Dara cab i see yours?
PsycheRaptor: can*
Asuna: Asu.exe has malfuntctioned
Blue: Did you try restarting it?
Dara: yours is not as unique as mine, sorry XD
Asuna reboots
PsycheRaptor: But... its diamond
Dara: mine is impossible to create
PsycheRaptor: mines is one of a kind
Dara: I want diamonds Owo
Blue: Tahts the nyon hoe
Yol: Guys stop comparing your dicks >w>
Blue: OMG XD
Blue: YOL XD
sn0riat: diamond dick, fancy as fuck
Theck: Mine has strings attached
Dara: XD
Asuna: so, Dara confirmed 1337 haxor?
sn0riat: dara and psyche became pimps :D


Pearl pulls on Asuna's pants and takes out a ruler. Then compares before clicking her tongue in disapointment.
Asuna: JKDSHJKSDZLH;GJKZ
Asuna: PEARL
Pearl: I need a bigger ruller.
Yol: Oh god XD
Dara: lol
Blue: OMG XD
PsycheRaptor: Quick, get the meter stick!
Asuna: .////////////////.
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Sun May 15, 2016 1:39 am

Ezoky: yol
Ezoky: sup
Yol: Hi ._.
Ezoky: how are ya ._.
Yol: Oi
Yol: That's mah face
Yol: ._.
Pyro: ._.
Ezoky: ._.
Razeth: ._.
Yol copyrights ._. so everyone will have to pay him to use it
Pyro .-.
Yol: ...oh yoooou motherfucker


[Dice] Yol rolled 17 out of 20
[Dice] Disalign rolled 3 out of 20
Disalign: sadface intensifies
Yol: Well at least it wasn't a crit fail owo
[Dice] Disalign rolled 3 out of 20
Disalign: srsly.
Yol: ...oh wow
[Dice]Disalign rolled 15 out of 20
Disalign: there
[Dice] Yol rolled 17 out of 20
Disalign: fuck.
Yol: I got the same # twice in a row too owo;
Disalign flips the table, and the dice gets thrown to the floor and lands on..
[Dice] Disalign rolled 18 out of 20
Yol: Well crap
Disalign: WOOH
Disalign: Flipping the table best strat owo
[Dice] Yol rolled 20 out of 20
Yol: OWO
Disalign has quit the game.


Cookie: well, can i has restart? owo
Cookie: because I love restarts owo
Yol: "Oh yeah baby... turn me off faster~"
Gold: XD
Yol: ...why do we keep sexualizing our own server hardware
Yol: That's fucking weird owo;
Cookie: mmmmm hard
Gold: Oh, Cookie-senpai! Restart me harder~!"


ARSCON: Herms are meh =w=
Desida: Ars nuuu
ARSCON: I prefer full male-
Desida: hehe I understand prefs darling.
ARSCON: <w>
Desida: I just don't like it when germs get stereotyped.
Desida: like "all germs are overly sexualized"
Deisda: bullshit
Yol: ...I'd make a joke on the Germ typo
Yol: But nothing came up >w<
S_Dreconus: yol, what ar you, a germaphobe?
Yol: N-no! Some of my best friends are Salmonellas!
Yol: >_>


Zuri: who wants to kiss my lipples?
Yol: ._.
Lemon: ._.
Kai: ._.
ShadesonInktail: ._.
Zuri: :3
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby LemonLeman » Sun May 15, 2016 3:04 pm

chibi-wolfy wrote:
Zuri: who wants to kiss my lipples?
Yol: ._.
Lemon: ._.
Kai: ._.
ShadesonInktail: ._.
Zuri: :3


I was hoping I would appear in one of these. :3
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Sun May 22, 2016 12:18 am

[2:29:48 PM] Toast: Only 2 more exams left :O
[2:30:10 PM] Yol: How are there STILL exams going on
[2:30:26 PM] Yol: I swear I've been hearing about it nonstop for the past two months
[2:30:38 PM] Toast: It is different per country
[2:30:55 PM] Toast: Not last wednesday but the wednesday before that, my exams started
[2:31:00 PM] Pearl: Mornin
[2:31:12 PM] Toast: I think like that way the 12th of May..?
[2:31:14 PM] Toast: Mornin
[2:31:18 PM] Yol: Reeeef .w.
[2:31:23 PM] Alcastar: Hi ref
[2:31:27 PM] Toast: And my last exam is coming wednesday
[2:31:42 PM] Toast: Only Maths B and Science left owo
[2:32:54 PM] Pearl: Try Math Z
[2:32:58 PM] Pearl: Its actually not hard
[2:33:06 PM] Alcastar: Math Ball Z
[2:33:14 PM] Alcastar: :V
[2:33:27 PM] Alcastar: Kamehame-Algebra
[2:33:34 PM] Pearl: The answer is always "over 9000"
[2:33:51 PM] Toast: Lel
[2:34:02 PM] Yol: LAST TIME ON MATH BALL Z
[2:34:15 PM] Yol: "To defeat me you have to learn... CALCULUS"
[2:34:19 PM] Yol: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
[2:34:23 PM] Alcastar: "NOOOOOOOOOO"
[2:34:25 PM] Toast: xD
[2:34:32 PM] Toast: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO"
[2:35:44 PM] Alcastar: "Freza can only be defeated with the application of long division" Taking five episodes to complete the math bomb actually has a purpose now


Disalign hit the ground too hard
Yol: itt Dis attempts the Megaton Punch from Kirby Superstar
Disalign:Itdidn'twork
Disalign:Shutup
Disalign:Stopjudgingme
Disalign: Don't you flippin' JUDGE me.
Disaligh: owo
Yol judges Dis. 6/10
Yol: ._.


Chaos: am i the onlyone playing this with a live chicken on their lap?
Yol: what.
Lemon: First of all
Lemon: yes
Lemon: and second of all
Lemon: WHY


Yol: Hey, is anyone here OCD? I have a trick that'll get on you're nerves!
Lemon: <-<
Lemon: uWOT
Yol: What's the matter Lemon? =P
Lemon: Several things.
Lemon: Namely l;askdjhfasjkdlfhasjdfkagsdfhajksdgfahlkjsdfgb
Yol: Your not serious are you?


MikuLoverHachune has joined the game.
Welcome MikuLoverHachune to the server!
BlueTheCat: (welcome!)
MikuLoverHachune has quit the game.
BlueTheCat: (and i scared him off.. -~-)
Pyro: Nice one, Blue.
Pyro: All your fault.
Zael: Yeah, what the hell were you thinking? Greeting them politely.
Pyro: Seriously, what were you even thinking. You and your damn kindness.
Lemon: You should've done the backwards welcome.
Zael: That's the last thing we freaking need.

...

MikuLoverHachune has joined the game.
Yol: Welcome back, newcomer =V
MikuLoverHachune has quit the game.
Yang: Yol you did it wrong!
Yang: You didn't do it backwards.
Yol: BUT IT'S OPPOSITES DAY
Lemon: By that logic you're saying it isn't opposite day
Yol: ...kaldhfjlkashdf


(a thunderstorm starts)
PsycheRaptor: Who angered Zues this time?
Yol: zues
J: lol
PsycheRaptor: Zues angered Zues? sounds alot like me
Yol: zueeeeeeeeees
Yol: asjkdflhaksjdfh
31: I wonder what Zeus thinks of Zues.
Zael: Forget Zues. Thor is where it's at .-.
Yol: don't you mean Thro
J:tohr is teh gdo of tuhdner
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Mon Jun 20, 2016 10:37 pm

Bleed: .// SKELEBONE TRAP
Yol: Welp, Bleed's bone'd.
Bleed: .// ._.
Bleed: .// YOL
Bleed: .// SHADDUP
Yol: X3
Bleed: .// ok guys
Bleed: .// the skeletons are right outside of spawn
Bleed: .// so we gotta hide owo
Bleed: .// i have the perfect hiding place
Yol: is it inside of someone
Bleed: .// nope
Bleed: .// even better
Chara: my hiding spot is better.
Bleed: .// MINE IS
Bleed: .// They won't even notice!
Chara: i can see you
Bleed: .// WELL
Bleed: .// SKELETONS DONT HAVE EYES
Yol: Imagine that, giving bows to the mob with no depth perception


(conversation about spawnegg shops)
sn0: it's annoying to makeeeeeee it's easier to sell by hand
Cookie: :v
sn0: still can do it though if really desired
Cookie: its fine, i can spamcopy it
Cookie: :v
Yol: I can sell eggs without creative mode owo
Yol: Speaking of which Cookie you never told me where to send that money >w>
Ninja: send it to me yol
Yol slaps Ninja >=V
Ninja: X3 *ducks and sticks his toung out* i tried
$10,000 has been taken from your account.
Yol: Oh. I was JUST about to pay you that XD
Cookie: i let the server take it
Cookie: so it poofs
Yol: D;
Yol: bbbut the economy D;
Ninja: *coughs*
Ninja: X3
Yol: YOU'RE NOT AN ECONOMY >=V
Ninja: XD


Yol: And then I was like "holy shit I actually have money now"
Pearl: im thinking of ordering a calimacil katana some time
Yol: caliuhhhh
Yol: That's a LARP thing right
Pearl: yes. its a larp brand
Yol: Right
Pearl: higgy quality foam weapons
Pearl: ...fml autocorrect
Yol: lmfao
Shilo: XD
Yol: higgy quality
Yol: Does that mean the weapons try to eat you
Yol: And your house
Pearl: ... probably
Yol: Get a higgy quality hammer
Yol: Then you can have literal hammerspace
Pearl: ...yol
Pearl: ...you...
Pearl: you punned
Yol: DON'T REMIND ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Quauhtli: Reason breeds disdain in communities deprived in them ;D
Quauhtli: Jk
Quauhtli: Love ya
Quauhtli: aanyhow
Quauhtli: that was all my questions
Jackie: Go further
Jackie: See what happens
Jackie: I swear to god I'll start writing in grammatically correct Scottish slang
Yol: u fokn wot m8
Jackie: Yol yae ken a' just fuckin' said "grammatically correct" you fuck'n' blind canny-read mug?
Yol: Holy crap Jackie I can't actually read that XD
Jackie: GET FUCKED YOL :D
Jackie: XD
Yol: XD


Yol: **YOU READY YOUR FISTS**
SpiderString_: god damnit you actually made me think I right clicked somehow even though my hand was off my mouse
Yol: bahahaha
Yol: **YOU READY YOUR MCMMO TROLLING**
EngiShadow: Troll? Who? Me? oxo
Yol: No, me =V
Yol: **YOU READY YOUR GODDAMNIT YOU ACCIDENTALLY RIGHCLICKED AGAIN**
EliteCreature: AHHH. Staph it!!!
EliteCrature: Saph it nao!!!
Yol: **YOU LOWER YOUR GODDAMNIT YOU ACCIDENTALLY RIGHTLICKED AGAIN**
SpiderString_: "right licked"
MouseBoy: yol is having fun with himself owo
Yol: ...
Yol: I can't believe I fucking spelt that same word twice
Yol: ... MIS SPELT
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAA
MouseBoy: good job yol
MouseBoy: Welcome to the end of the world
Yol: **YOU READY YOUR TYPOS**
AngelEve: **MY BODY IS READY**
ARSCON makes grabby paws at Yol-
Yol: **YOU READY YOUR GRABBY PAWS**
AngelEve: **Y'ALL READY FO' THIS**
ARSCON attacks Yol with grabby paws
MelissaCat: **YOU READY YOUR ASSHOLE**
MelissaCat: **YOU LOWER YOUR ASSHOLE**
Yol: **GRABBY PAWS ACTIVATED**
AngelEve: **OHHH BREAK IT DOWN!!**
Tifa: **AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA**
SpiderString_: **YOU SLIDE TO THE LEFT**
AngelEve: **FIRE IN THE HOLE!!**
AngelEve: **NERF THIS**
Yol: **OPEN THE DOOR**
Tifa: **COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM**
Yol: **GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR**
Yol: **EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR**
AngelEve: **JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!!**
Yol: oh god what have I done
AngelEve: **YOU READY FOR FREDDY**
SpiderString_: **IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?**
SpiderString_: **OR JUST A FANTASY?**
Tifa: **HERE COME DAT BOI**


Ref: hmmm so sup?
Raito: Guild Wars 2,
Raito: Farming for my Ascended weapon
Yol: People still play GW2? .w.;
Raito: All i need is wood,
Yol: That's what she said
Raito: Yupp.
Raito: Soft Wood, Hard Wood, Elder Wood.
Yol: pfffffffft
Ref: oh wow
Ref: Raito has no standards owo
Yol: Goddamnit I did not need that imagery xwx
Raito: Raita ain't picky.
Yol: OH GOD
Raita: Everyboyd needs a little loving
Yol: itt raita lkes de oldman dong
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:39 pm

Disalign: Hai there mouse.
MouseBoy: hi there Rosa ^-^
MouseBoy: disa*
Disalign: Rosa
Disalign: Rosa?
Disalign: Rosa.
Yol: Who's Rosa? .w.
Yol: Have you been cheating on us Mouse D=
MouseBoy: nuh owo auto correct is!
Yol: >=O
Yol: ./ban autocorrect I'm breaking up with you
Mouseboy: owo


*Yol is no longer AFK
Yol: Oh man I really needed that
Alysssa: My random vid Yol?
Wisara: why do I get the feeling Yol just went and punched a wall?
Yol: No, I needed to take a piss o3o
Wisara: I was closer XD
Yol: No Wiseara, I didn't punch a hole in the wall with my piss


Jane: I tried to get a bunch of broken tools for my bday so I could raise my repair.
Jane: Also, build a BUTT
Sam: butt o3o
Jane: Butts!
Sam: yay butts owo
Yol: Eh, Repair grinding beyond a point seems only good for arcane forge
Yol: And even then for the time you spend grinding it seems more practical just to use a vanilla anvil
Rada: i do it to get advanced salvage
Ixthes: slimefun, not so fun sometimes
Jane: Slimegrind. o3o
Yol: Oh god don't even get me started on slimefun
Jane: Slimebutt. 030
Sam: oi o3o
Rada: snek butt
Sam: don't call it butt, you make butts sound bad .3.
Rada wiggles her butt
Sam: o//3//o
Sam jiggles his butt owo
Rada: nice moves XD
Sam: yay owo
Sam: you two~ owo
Jane has the BEST butt. How's that for your wiggles?
Sam squeezes the bestest butt -w-
Jane: eeep!!
Sam: hehee~ owo
Jane: L-Lewd.. F-Fucking whateveeer..
Sam gives the butt a stamp of approval o3o
Yol: ...the actual fuck is this
Yol: I look away for two minutes and suddenly butts


[Broadcast] Reset the end!
Cobalt: you what m8
Cobalt: someone reset mah end
Cobalt: giff me mah end back
[Broadcast] Reset the end!
Woomy: lol
Cobalt: I swear to god, leave mah end alone
Cobalt: >_<
[Broadcast] Reset the end!
Cobalt: Grrr...
[Broadcast] The end is not the end is not the end is not the eeeeeend =V
Cobalt: *grumbles as he storms off to a pond to groan about this*


Sam: okies so
Sam: he says he found a minecraft vore pic from rule 34 and then asked around for a server in eka's
Sam: seems legit to me
Yol: ..yeah I believe that
Sam: mind if i let him out?
Yol: Go head
Yol: ...
Yol: ahead
Sam: okies
Raito: Go, head!
Yol: Goddamnit Brian
Raito: Yol wants Sam to give head :V
Yol: RAITO I SWEAR TO LKJHADSHFBALKJGE


Yol: FUAKING CUNTWANK COCKSNOT
Cookie: yol wtf
Asu: XD
Yol: SOME LITTLE FUCK SHAT ON THE FLOOR ON THE UPSTAIRS WORK TOILET
Yol: THAT'S NOT EVEN A PUBLIC TOILET WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Asu: o.o
Sam: well then
Yol: Okay, now that that's off my chest, sup? XD
Raito: Well then.
Raito: You have fun with that Yol. owo
Asu: I nearly choked on my cereal while laughing from the outburst XD
Yol: Well I'm glad SOMEONE finds it funny >w>
Asu: The cursing part. That's just cr- gonna stop there
Yol: Curse words are funniest when you mix them with completely mundane ones for no good reason
Yol: TITRAZOR COCKMAGGOT FUCKBOMB
Asu: X3
Sam: .w.
Sam: cock maggot.... tit raztor... i mean fuck bomb is ok but those first two are a bit, disgusting X3
Yol: WELL EXCUSE ME IF I'M A BIT FUCKING DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW
Yol: >=O
Sam: is okies o3o
Sam: x3
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby ChrisOrSomething » Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:45 pm

I really wanna join this server now.
It seems like my type of server.
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby liam123 » Mon Aug 29, 2016 4:20 am

[Angel] Pearl: i sent a screenshit to staff. may be a glitch
[Angel] Pearl: ...
[U] Gardevoir: Screenshit xD
[T] Ixthes: it is
[Angel] Pearl: im gonna roll with that
[D] Shilo: screenshit lol
[Angel] Pearl: alca
[M] Zyamnus: yeye
[Angel] Pearl: can you make that screenshit an imgur link so they can see?
[M] Zyamnus: sure :V
[D] Shilo: XD


a little moment which I could not pass up XD signed Shilo/Tsuki
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Mon Sep 05, 2016 11:22 pm

Cats: I'm back
Yol: I'm front
Luka: I'm left
Shilo: I'm sides and rear
Yol: Shilo would be de booti >w>
Cats: damn it guys XD
Shilo: XD =P


TastyFennekin: i only have 2 craps
Yol: ._.
TastyFennekin: one that I crapped
TastyFennekin: and the one that you cra-
TastyFennekin: wait
TastyFennekin: I'm in global
Yol: HAHAHAHAHA
TastyFennekin: None of you ever saw me
Ninja: ....i wish i hadnt read that O_O
TastyFennekin: BUY GOLD BYE
Yol: I'm sorry but that's just funny XD;
Yol: At least now we know Fennekin gives a crap o3o
Yol: *SHOT*


Wisara: Oooh!
Wisara: for Halloween this year, can I dress up as Higgy on the server? owo
Tiny: owo but higgy isn't scary you should dress as meh owowowo
Sam: you aren't scary either tiny o3o
Yol: You're even LESS scary o3o
Wisara: Tiny I would never fit in a costume your size
Wisara: #2tall
Yol: That too XD
Tiny: >~< I is too scary!
Yol: tbh I'm probably the scariest thing here short of Ref owowowo
Ref: EXCUSE ME?!
Ref: HOW AM I SCARY?
Yol: X3
Ref: I SHOULD
Ref: ok. Im scary owo


(drafting a response to a ban appeal)
Yol: Is gud?
Sam: gud enough for me o3o
Ref: very official sounding
Ref: it gets a full higgy out of 10
Yol: .w.
Sam: noice o3o
Wisara: Since when is Higgy a number?
Sam: higgy is everything owo
Sam: and everything is in higgy <w<
Alcastar: that's the joke
Wisara: Not saying I disapprove I'm just curious when we adopted the Neko system
Alcastar: Higgy is better than a 10 because higgy is better than a number
Tiny: I don't think higgy out of 10 is gud cause higgy number 1 owo
Yol: So NaN/10 then? =V
Alcastar: no
Alcastar: its Nyan/10


Ref: WHY AM I STILL WEARING PANTS


Raito: Hey Frost:
TotalFrost: Hiya Raita!
Raito: How you guys doing?
TotalFrost: tired
TotalFrost: neeed sleep
Yol: slep
Raito: Go sleep.
TotalFrost: nu
TotalFrost: I dun wanna
Yol: sleppppppp
TotalFrost: I wanna chill with da coolies like you, yol, and reffles q.q
Yol: go slep
Yol: we'll be there in spirit XD
TotalFrost: nuuuuuu
TotalFrost: you can't make me >:V
Yol: ...Oooh, "remove from contacts"? Wonder what this does o3o
TotalFrost: NUUUUUU
TotalFrost: fine I will slep
Yol: XP
Yol: Night frost XD


Heather: I FINALLY GOT AN S
Yol: An... S
Yol: what
Heather: League of Legends put in a system of ranking as a means of making people feel like they played well or not in a game. The scale, from lowest to highest, is D,C,B,A,S
Yol: Oh, of course
Heather: You also add in - and + for a little variety
Heather: I got an S- in a ranked game, which is very uplifiting
Ref: so youre SPECIAL
Ref: =D
Heather: I'm sorry, did you guys hear something?
Ref: Im serious
Ref: owo
Ref: im not trying to be mean
Heather: .....you can't say "I'm serious owo" without me immediately thinking you aren't serious lol
Heather: Its like winking at someone when you say "I'm robbing you." It just doesn't fit lol
Ref: IM SUPER CERAL
Ref: ADD MILK
Ref: AND ITS THE MOST BALANCED BREAKFAST EVER
Heather: bitch ill add pecan pie to my milk
Yol: Look up in the sky!
Yol: Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Yol: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CEREAL IN THE SKY
Heather: XD


Ref: we hire and train our mods
Ref: isn't that right, Wis?
Ref cracks whip
Wisara: Damn skippy it is!
Yol: Oh, Wis got training? Can he do tricks? owo
Wisara: ....
Ref: Wis, eat yol.
Wisara punches Yol through a building
Yol: Worth it. XD
Sam: bad wis, that's not eating o3o
Ref: I may not have enough badges to train wis
Wisara: Wis... is a female...
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby liam123 » Mon Sep 05, 2016 11:36 pm

Reffy: =/ something up?
Psi: Besides a rooftop? =V
Reffy: yol, I swear.
Psi: You did? I didn't hear any cussing. =o
Reffy: if you werent a mod I'd kick your ass.
Reffy: owo


the most rarest moment on the server Psi/Yol actually Cracking a joke XD.
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Sun Sep 18, 2016 2:05 am

Yol: I can't bother myself with hi rest textures personally because playerskins always clash with them >w>
Yol: ...hi rest
Yol: goddamnit brian
YolsBrain: No problem!
YolsBrain: Also My name isn't "Brian"
Yol: >=V
Ezoky: how is everyone?
Yol: Goddamnit brian go back to thinking dirty thoughts >=V
YolsBrian: I know just the thing!... *gurgle*
Yol: .///.
Ezoky: well then i shall assume everyone is doing terible and is eating fudgy pudding
Yol: Damn it now I want fudge
Razeth: Your brain's name is brian?
Yol: No, my brian's name is brian
Yol: >=V
Nora: This is hurting MY brian
Razeth: wtf
Razeth: My brian hurts
Alex: Brian is a meme created from a misspell :V
Razeth: I cant stop laughing XD
Yol: Don't spell out the joke Alex >w<
YolsBrian: Wow Imma meme? That means that Yol Must be an internet babby
Yol: u wot m8
Razeth: My brian hurts due to grammar.
YolsBrian: Quickly go xXYol_Nooblet_scoper_360Xx! We gotta Defeat the Tr-Eye-Angle's!
Razeth: xD
Yol: x_x
YolsBrian: We gotta Go Get the Moontin Pew and Door-Eat-Oh's!
Yol: BRIAN I SWEAR TO FUCK
Razeth: Ahah


(a few minutes after testing the alcohol plugin for the first time. Yes, seriously, we have a booze plugin.)

Yol: Huuohh. Thhohuoghht theey'd last longer ._.
Yol: ...
Cobalt: XD
Desidia: ahahaha
Yol: DAMN IT ALEX
Yol: Damn is that really whhat drunk *hic* briansouonds like
Sylvestris: you can talk in ( ) to get rid of the drunk effects btw
Yol: I duuohn caree, *hic* it's actuallyy kinda fuohnny
Desidia: Yol wanna make it funnier?
*glug*
Desidia: Better Yol?
Yol: Holy shhhit *hic* thlat'shhshome shtron gsht *hic* uoff *hic*
iNoPeRaTiVe: I put on chain armour and slimefun is telling me i don't understand chain armour
Desidia: Hehehe
Yol: Weellyou o shheee *hic*
Cobalt: you are not smart enough to understand it
Yol: Chainmail ishathingyyou puoton uoh rshesht
Yol: S tuo piiiiiid=v!
iNoPeRaTiVe: lol
Desidia: ahahaha
Yol: hhndhoOhhmyygodahhahahahha I'm lohlingfor real *hic*


Nora: ahh... what can I do with flint?
Yol: Flint and steel, arrows
Yol: Not much else
Nora: Other than that
Nora I have 3 much flint
Nora: like 6 stacks
Ninja: i've got a chest of flint nora lol
Nora: I will find a use
Nora: I got it
Nora: Gonna make an army that only uses bows and spears
Ninja: spears would be cool to have
Nora: oh wait, I only have a lot of flint... Gonna make an army that only uses spearheads and arrowheads
Yol: Make a shower
Yol: Except it showers you with flint instead of water
Nora: Yes please
Nora: I want to just be buried in sharp rocks
Yol: XD
Toby: Same


timi: why are creepers obsessed with me?
Yol: Because you have a nice ass
timi: I don't think that is the answer
Yol: XD
timi: I think I have somehow pissed them off
Yol: Maybe they're pissed off at your nice ass XD


Yol was blown up by Creeper
Yol: FUAKASJKLHDLKAHGF
Pearl: hahahahahahaha
Pearl: good job yol!


Yol: ...I just dug an egg out of the ground
Yol: the fuck buries an egg
Tiny: turtles
Ixthes: what kind of an egg?
Yol: =I
Ixthes: dragons?
Yol: Just an ordinary chicken one
Ixthes: huh
Ixthes: dunno then
Tiny: must have been the turtle owo
Yol: Chicken is not turtle >=V
Ixthes: is there a turtle on this server?
Tiny: No.
Tiny: and turtle can steal chicken egg and raise it as it own owowowowowo
Yol: =I
Tiny: jk turtles abandon eggs after laying
Yol: Tiny I swear I will bap you with the nearest newspaper
Tiny preemptively baps yol with a turtle shell
Yol: x_x


Cats: anyone got a lead?
Yol: Yeah, a witness says they're hiding out in the sewers
Cats: not that
Yol: XD
Ninja: XD
Sayto: XD


Alcastar: (, )u( ')
Yol: Those are some really weird boobies Al
Cookie: BOOBIES .A.
Yol: .A.
Alcastar: Take off those boob goggles yol :V
Yol: Rood
Yol: They're boob contacts o3o
Cookie: CONTAAAAAACT
Cookie: BEWWWWB
Yol: .A.
Cookie: .A.


Cookie: instead of returning 0 players, we should just return shitty playernames
Ref: so...
Ref: "alekso!" ?
Ref: owowowowowowowo
Ref: NO
Ref: better idea!
Ref: Make it return egg puns!
Cookie: then ban you?
Cookie: OWO
Ref: >.<
Heather: Thatd be eggstraordinary!
***Cookie removed Heather from this conversation. ***
Cookie: rip
Cookie: :v
*** Sam added Heather ***
Sam: you'd think being a cookie would make you a bit less sensitive to egg puns owo
Heather: What a yolkie, not even able to muster an egg pun!
*** Cookie removed Heather from this conversation. ***
*** Ref added Heather ***
Ref: Cookie, by now, I expected you to have gotten over these puns.
Ref: dont let them remain a mayonaise over you.
*** Cookie removed Ref from this conversation. ***
Cookie: yall terrible people
Sam: ;3;
Sam: says the rood pastry .3.
*** Raito added Ref ***
Ref: OWO
Ref: cant any of these puns crack you up?
Ref: owo
Ref: !!!!OWO!!!!
Heather: Lol Reffy and i got puns for days
Ref: I guess Cookie is Omelettin' this slide
*** Cookie removed Ref from this conversation. ***
Heather: Poor Cookie.
Heather: XD
*** Sam added Ref ***
Sam: i'll just keep rezzing you guys owo
Ref: That was a bit egg-streme... Here I am, whisking my status, making eggcelent puns for your amusement, but you have to be a bad egg, and seem a bit shell-shocked. but really, yolk's on you. for I have many more Egg-stravagent plans, ready to be hatched.
*** Cookie removed Ref from this conversation. ***


Higgs dives back into chat
Higgs lands on cookie
Higgs hugs the cookie
Yol: Amazing RPing NaN/10
Higgs: Thanks Yol o3o
Yol: o3o
Higgs: o2o
Raito: o1o
Higgs: o0o
Raito: o-1o
Yol: XD


Frosty: nini senpais owo
Frosty: and wissy
Sam: good night frosty ^w^
Frosty: oh and you too sampai <3
Yol: WUSSY oAo
Yol: Gnight XD
Sam: h-h-hey o3o
Wisara: ;-;
Frosty: blind people can't cry XD
Frosty: and i guess you could say, she didn't see that coming
Frosty: k
Frosty: need to sleep
Frosty: nini
Wisara: Die
Yol: XXD
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby dasamppa » Thu Sep 22, 2016 4:53 pm

Aryi: Is that s'posed to be a Parasyte skin Doppel?
Doppel: Yee. Alien's stuck to my face and it spread to my arm
Aryi: :)
Doppel: :)
Aryi: Why have I only just noticed that.....
Aryi: fucking idiot...
Doppel: Baka
Valerie: ...dunno why you both are smiling at that owo'
Wisara: :)
Wisara: :3
Pearl: :)
Wisara: owo
Valerie: <w<
Valerie: creepy
filwuf: '~'
Wisara: >_>
motari: :3
Wisara: ^^!



Just to prove that other people post here too and we are borderline insane or something of sorts owo
Sam and a whole bunch of other characters that i play in Vorecraft, the minecraft vore server, also somewhat of an admin in there and stuff o3o
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby Jovial » Fri Sep 23, 2016 2:17 am

This is something I saved, back when I played on my main account. I look back at it now and find it pretty funny, hah~...

LazyLopunny has joined the game.
BorderTage: hai lopunny
Heather: Howdy Lopun whats up?
*LazyLopunny burps to greet Border*
sn0riat: hi lopunny
Disalign: Haiya lopunny!
LazyLoppuny: o.o Am I in trouble?
Heather: Hi again Lopunny
Heather: ?
Yol: No...?
*SugarSweetElsen jumps in suprise at the burp*
Heather: Why would you think that?
Ninja: hey does anyone kknow where i can find a nether fortress
LazyLopunny: People usually don't seem so eager to greet me...
Yol: Waddya expect us to say? "Hi ho, jolly good morning, you're fucking nicked mate"? XD
LazyLopunny: I usually keep quiet, I suppose
LazyLopunny: Just shy and nervous
Yol: I dunno, you seemed pretty overt until yesterday =V
LazyLopunny: Huh?
Yol: ...that's an oddly specific recipe there =V
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby Reff » Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:05 am

* [D] Miranda probably needs help with this because she is so unsure.
[U] Amellezia: this is so hard...
[T] Toby: Everything in life is hard.
[U] Amellezia: im in the same boat as miranda...
[D] Miranda: It wouldn't be hard if it were better explained.
[Angel] Pearl: Just read? viewtopic.php?f=98&t=47580
[U] Amellezia: I did read ;w;
[D] Miranda: I DID, Pearl.
[Angel] Pearl: youre the only two with problems with it.
[U] Aurora: You did pearl? HOT
[T] Toby: LOL
[Angel] Pearl: aurora.
[U] Amellezia: im just confused T^T
* [U] Legion uses his rift ablity to bring him some popcorn to watch this happen
[U] Aurora: I'm sorry
[Angel] Pearl: theres a comma there
[U] Aurora: I know I just like joaks
[Angel] Pearl: what confuses you...
[T] Toby: That moment when grammar cockblocks
[U] Aurora: cock blocks? what patch did they introduce that in?
[Angel] Pearl: oh ffs.
[U] Aurora: ❤
[T] Toby: ❤
~Reffy on VoreCraft~

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