Quotes from the server!

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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Tue Jun 13, 2017 2:41 am

EternityTheory: What's this about fappers?
Yol: "Fapper" is basically our little nickname for people who do really shit RP just for the sake of vore
Yol: Uh, LAZY RP I should say.
EternityTheory: Ah
Yol: I think it was Reff who coined that
SaytO: "lil you eet me *yumyugulp* lel"
EternityTheory: Yeah I was thinking it was a like a focus on fetishy stuff, not low-effort.
Yol: It's a little of both, ET
Yol: ...oh my fucking god EternityTheory's name abbreviates to ET
EternityTheory: It does
Yol: PHONE HOME
Yol: .A.
EternityTheory: Commence the- Yes.
Yol: XD


Jtace boops Yol owo
Yol: nyeh
Zura: leans on the Yol
Yol: NYEH
CinderFall_Sama: *hugs the Yol*
Yol: NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
Yol: D=
Jtace Starts a hug pile on Yol owo
Yol: FUAK


BorderTage: yol
BorderTage: why do you never rp on this server .w.?
Yol: Because I don't like having a face staring at me when I wank
BorderTage: bu
BorderTage: but
BorderTage: your not wanking
Yol: You don't know that =3


Jtace boops Alexia owo
Alexia suplexs jtace
Jtace reverse suplexs Alexia owo
Alexia reverse reverse suplexs jtace to the moon
Jtace Reverse reverse reverse suplexes Alexia to Mars owo
Yol: ...isn't a suplex technically a reverse throw in the first place
Tamua wonders what the smol dragon and Alexia are doing
Alexia reverse reverse reverse reverse suplexs jtace into the sun
Ninja: psst yol... who's winning?
Jtace reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse suplexs Alexia into a black hole owo
Alexia: is obvs the suplex queen
Yol: Neither, they'll just become a reverse singularity
Alexia just punches jtace in the face
Alexia: FACE


Alexia: god I wish I was bread
Yol: what


sn0riat: they dont have a foghorn, they have a fog baaah
Yol: FOG BLUH
Yol: .A.
sn0riat: FOG FUAK
Cobalt: fog of war?
Gamma_Blue: The Battle Of Yol :3


Choco: silent noise
Yol: ...if silence makes noise, is it not silent anymore? =V
Choco: yol, you broke the silence o.o
Yol: IT WAS BROKEN WHEN I FOUND IT


Darth Sn0der: i want an idiot sandwich
Raito: Puts a slice of bread on either side of Sn0
Raito: Done.
Yol slaps two slices of bread over Sn0's ears--DAMN IT RAITO THAT WAS MY FUAKN JOKE
Darth Sn0der: flails!
Darth Sn0der: muha
Darth Sn0der: the double slices
Darth Sn0der: negated the joke
SpectreKP: Do does that make sn0 a double idiot sandwich?
Yol slaps on another pair
Raito: Slaps another pair of breadslices on Sn0
Raito: God damn it.
Darth Sn0der: AHAHAHAHAHA
Yol: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Darth Sn0der: IM TOO POWERFUL
Reffy: Wait
Reffy: uses sn0 and raito as slices of bread.
Reffy: Idiots sandwiching owo
Reffy: puts nuna in between


Engi: Greetings vxv
Luka: Hi, Engi! o.o
Yol: Bunny! owo
Engi: Hey Luka how ya doin bud- NAWTAFRICKINBUNNAH


Tsuki: i got 8 golden carrots for you narra~
Yol: ...wouldn't gold make them less edible? .3.
Tsuki .no according to Mc logic it makes some want to breed
Yol: .___.
Yol: .__________________.
Yol: That gets worse the more I think about it
Hezura: Quick! Yol! Stop thinking!
Yol is now AFK
Yol is no longer AFK
Yol: =V
Yol: That sounded funnier in my head
Yol: "Brian is now AFK"\


Hezura: Floating signs
Yol: If you worldedit signs in they don't give a fuak if they're not connected to anything
Hezura: Maybe it's a sign of something, Yol owo
Yol: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hezura places a sign on Yol
Yol: FUAK
Hezura places a sign on the sign that's on yol
Yol: FUAAAAK
Hezura places a sign on the sign on the sign that's on yol
Yol try-weilds the signs and baps Hezura with them all
Yol: ...tri-wields
Yol: damn it brian i'm trying to be badass here
Yol: Okay so uh
Hezura continues to place signs on Yol
Yol: I think all that's left is to improvise a -- DAMN IT I'M TRYING TO BRIANSTORMN HERE
Hezura: Use signs ^~^
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Kessho: I have found my pants


Lila: Not once, until today, have I ever thought the thought "I don't know what else to do, so I'll just bounce on my ovaries."


Yol: I heard creeper but don't see creeper
Yol: ._.
Aurelle: fsssssss
NunaBane: Yol you have magic
You sense Aurelle nearby
NunaBane: Use track sense thing
Yol: Whenever I use sense it picks up a completely unrelated cow
Aurellle: WHOA ROOD


Timi: Hello everyone
Aurelle: Hi timi
icey: hi
icey: hi
icey: hi
icey: (aah no)
icey: sorry i was trying to repeat a comand XD
icey: hi
icey: NO
Aurelle: XD
icey: ok
Yol: XD


sn0riat hammers against the door but it doesnt budge, because hes way to wak
sn0riat: wak
Hezura: WAK
Sayto: wak?
Sn0riat: -.-
Yol: WANK
Yol: .A.
sn0riat: pls
Sayto: what even does that mean
Hezura: WAK = WOK
Kessho: shitty WOK
Hezura: he's using a wok to cook
sn0riat: i can cook with a wok!
Sayto: What does that... have to do with... leik anything?
Yol: a wak wok to cok wit
Sayto: Yol!


Kessho: HAY YOL
Kessho: did you updoot yet
Yol: ...lolol
Yol: "updoot" sounds funny
Sayto: so does "Yol"
Yol: FUAK


Yol: ........
Yol: !!
Yol: WHAT THE CRAP
Yol: THERE ARE BUNNIES ALL THROUGHOUT THIS POOL
Yol: WHY
Narra: what pool?
Yol: https://www.dropbox.com/s/7vn5pdu03887i ... 7.png?dl=0
Yol: How did they even get there
Yol: I am so confused
Yol: To think I was just about to write
Yol: Now my brian is full of fuak
Tsuki: yol
Tsuki: your brian has always been filled with fuak
Tsuki: owo\
Narra: apparently there are bunnies floating around it it o x o
Yol: x_x

later...

Narra went up in flames
Yol: what
Yol: what is it with bunnies making me wtf today
Narra was cuddled to death by Narra using Shuriken (Wand)
Yol: WHAT
Yol: Narra please my brian can't handle any more fuak
Narra: what? im trying to clear mobs off my ship
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Raito: That's one A to many Yol.
Raito: That's a paddlin.
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Raito: Better.
Narra: thats the amount of bunnahs swiming in his brain
Narra: one of them is sitting on the "A" key
Yol: akdlsfjaqsdfhaksdlfh


Zura: Someone should make a 7 word sentence bu only with words starting with Y
Zura: One of them has to be Yol
Yol: I could only get as far as "yes you"
Yol: x_x
Shawnie: Yes you Yol you young-un, you yiffed yourself?
Yol: FUAK
Zura: :o
Gunnar: Zura: here you go "Yol yoldled Yngol's youthful yearlong youthen yards"
Yol: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Zura: Now try it with N's and Nuna being one of the 7 owo
Yol: No Nuna, not natalie's national nuts... uhhh... nutter.
Yol: .3.
Zura: +5 for trying xP
NunaBane: xD
Yol: To be fair N's a lot easier than fuakn Y
Yol: =V
Zura: Yet 2 people did it owo
Yol: SHADDAP


Devoire: I'm sexually attracted to pasta.
Devoire: I hate it when people judge me by my fetishinne


Tsuki: hey drago how did mating with cobalt go?
Drago: shhh im eating icecream


Sayto: D20 plus any mods you have
Aurelle rolls a D20 + Raito


Reffy: AAAAAAAAH
Reffy: THE MILK CARTON IS YELLING AT ME
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:59 pm

Jtace: You know what kind of car Yol would be? owo
Yol: no
Tsuki_Raptor: owo what kind of car would yol be jtace owo?
Yol: NO
Jtace: A Honda CR-X Del Yol OWO
Devoire: a Yol's Royce
Yol: ...
Yol: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wisara: I was gonna say a YOLkswagon
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Noobly_Walker: Aww, look at what y'ol did, making him triggered
Yol: FUAK


Yol: The weirdest fuakn thing happened at work tonight
Yol: Some baby went aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yol: Then his older brother went aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Reffles: (then you went aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)
Yol: Then their mother went aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yol: All I could hear from the front of the store for the next 10 minutes was aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yol: Not even screaming or anything
Yol: just
Yol: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
NunaBane: (Your Rp break was sponsored by Yol)
Yol: XD
Yol: Okay that got an actual laugh out of me


Yol: MUCH better
Iyari: Sorry yol, I spilled tea on your router owo
Yol: >=\
Iyari: So I drank the router to make up for the tea
Yol: what
Yol: i uh
Yol: whaaaaaaat
Evelan: It just works
Evelan: sshhh
Yol: Damn it don't mess with my brian
Yol: x_x
Evelan: Yol.exe has stopped working
Delia Steel: Brian could use a dry martini


Yol: ...I just tried to Disarm a floor
Yol: why


Tony: also, does making a cow violently explode count as a sin?


Miirym: Nuna's riding someone allllll night
Miirym: no sleep aloud
Miirym: or allowed
Yol: Well she'd have to be riding, she's too smol to be on bottom owo
Miirym: XD


Yol: I AM FULL OF SUGAR AND GREASE
Yol: WHY HAVEN'T I EXPLODED YET


Reffy: Oh right
Reffy: I need to decide who my regular guests may be at the palace o3o
Yol: As opposed to irregular ones?
Reffy: Itll have guest rooms
Reffy: I may personalize a number
Yol: ...goddamnit now I'm imagining an anthropomorphic number 7 in a brassiere
Reffy: Thats a pred
Yol: what
Reffy: because 7 8 9
Yol: .............................................................................
Reffy: Owowowowowowowowowowowowowowo
Yol: i haet u


Yol: IS MY BIRFDAE TODAY
Yol: I DEMAND YOU ALL SHOWER ME IN AFFECTION
PlutoLazyWolf: No
Asuna: HAPPY BIRFDAY YOL
Fireball: happy birthday
Gunnar: HAPPY BIRFDAY YOL
PlutoLazyWolf: fuck you
PlutoLazyWolf: but happy birthday anyways
VoidStarz: Merry christmas Yol
VoidStarz: owo
Yol: FUAK


Holleh: 5odat is a good day!
Tamua: 5odat
Yol: 5odat
Alcastar: carrat
Yol: KARKAT
Yol: .A.
Yol: KARKAT IS A GOOD DAY


NunaBane: Maretak is mistletoe in another language xD
Reffy: GEE. I WONDER WHICH.
Reffy: HINT HINT
Yol: OH I KNOW REFFY
Yol: IS IT GERMAN
Yol: OWOWOWOWOWO
NunaBane: xD
Reffy: ........
Reffy: die.
Yol: XD


Sammie: why are peole still using fireworks for fecks sake
Yol: PEOLE
Yol: .A.
Sammie: . _ .
Sammie: people
Yol: BANANNA PEOLE
Yol: XD
Sammie: T_T
CaitCat: What the fuck is that sound
CaitCat: I levelled up as a miner and it played the creepiest fucking sound
Yol: IT IS THE SONG OF MY PEOLE
Yol: Okay I'll stop now XXD
Shawnie baps the Yol
CaitCat: You get way too amused by typos =w=


Reffy: Yol
Reffy: Udon needs an ending where alan becomes a dishwasher and does hard work for menial pay
Yol: ._.
Yol: That's not hot at all tho
Yol: ...at least I don't think?
Yol: If that's your kink I'm not judging XD


Reffy: So
Reffy: I didn't know there was a hotel there o3o
Reffy: In udon
Yol: I don't really have a set structure for the city or anything XD
Yol: ...wait
Yol: How did you already know about that???
Reffy: Clairvoyance
Reffy: And maybe /oi Yol
Yol: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX
Yol: I really should stash unfinished books when I'm taking breaks from writing >=Y
Reffy: Yes yol. Make it easier o3o
Yol: >=C
Reffy: You know how to prevent this? =D
Reffy: Finish a chapter in one sitting. Lololololol
Yol: If it's "finish the book in one sitting" I swear I will-- JKASHDJKLASHDJKASGLKHJGDFJKLSADFBG


Tony: Does casting lightning on a skele horse summon the riders?
Yol: The lightning strike is triggered specifically by skeletrap horses
Yol: So I doubt striking them manually has any effect
Tony: nope, it dont
Zael: That's not very shocking.
Yol: SHADDAP ZAEL >=V
Toby: xD
Zael: <3


Yol: Squids used to be amazing during lagspikes
Yol: They'd keep swimming in the last direction they chose
Yol: ...even if that led them out of the water
Yol: Flying squids fuakn everywhere
Toby: xD
Toby: Did Yol just curse? :o
Yol: You say that as though it's unusual for me
Yol: FUCKIN PISS TITTY CUNT BAGEL


Reffy: honestly. I wanna hug you but I know you dont like hugs. x,x
Reffy: so I want to pat you, but the pet thing and overdoing it.
Reffy: so.. um
Reffy PUNCHES YOL IN THE FACE
Yol: FUAK
Reffy: thats how aussies do it right!?
Yol: oh noooooooooooooo
Yol: that quote back on page one has come back to haunt meeeeeeeee


Yol: It was kind of a boring chapter today tbh
Yol: I thought about making a second one to make up for it but my chest feels weird xwx;
Reffy opens yol's chest
Yol: FUAK
Reffy: Da-da-da-daaaaaaaaaah!
Reffy: I got weird
Yol: klhadsf;ghadsjfmnhgbakjsJKHJKLGADHSFGHYASDG
Reffy: OH WOW
Reffy: Yol.
Reffy: I didnt know you were the one who sang the metroid prime theme song owo
Yol: wh
Yol: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Yol: WHY ARE YOU ALL SO MEAN TO MY BRIAN


Heather: QUICK! DO SOMETHING CRAZY!
Yol BEATS UP HEATHER WITH A LOLLIPOP
Heather LEWDS THE YOL TO STOP HIS RAMPAGE!
Yol: ._.
Heather: I never get tired of that xD


Reffy: WHY ARE SPINNING THINGS SO COOL?!
Yol: ...you know I'm gonna quote that out of context later right
Reffy: GOOD
Reffy: I JUST GOT ATTACKED BY A SODA BOTTLE
Yol: ._.
Yol: Was it a spinning soda bottle?
Reffy: ......
Reffy: no
Reffy: maybe
Reffy: yes
Yol: XD
Reffy: DON'T LAUGH AT MY MISFORTUNE
Reffy: EVERY YEAR. THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARE ATTACKED BY SODA BOTTLES
Yol: who are you and what have you done with my brian
Reffy: I ate it
Yol: .______.
Reffy: wasnt much to eat though
Reffy: still hungry
Yol: FUAK


Alyssa: Man ghasts sure are rare again all of a sudden
Yol: Ghasts have been rare since like beta days
Alyssa: They weren't too bad but today its just... its like they know I came hunting for their tears owo
Yol: Maybe you should carry around a boombox and broadcast soap operas through the nether
Alyssa: xD
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:44 am

Yol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkJxM8qQJkk
Yol: I think I just found the soundtrack to Reff's workplace
Yol: XD
Reffles: .....
Reffles: accurate


Yol: Oh god I hate how alliums are lopsided like that
Reffles: RIGHT?
Yol: FLOWER SHOULD BE CENTRE OF BLOCK
Yol: AAAAAA THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT NOW
Alexia: WHAT ARE WE YELLING ABOUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yol: THE FLOWERS ARE NOT SYMMETRICAL
Alexia: I FUCKING HATE THAT
Yol: I KNOW RIGHT
Alexia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Yol: FUAK
Clef: Yol, what did Zael say about that?
Chamfort: So... Tamua... turns out I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing and I can't reach mine.elmakers.com... Can I ask for the whole recipie? I'm sorry.
Chamfort: Also, Zael said wut? .-.
Chamfort: I hate that douchbag.
Yol: oi
Chamfort: Yol...
Chamfort: I am that douchebag XD
Yol: ...
Yol -_-
Ash: pff
Clef: kek
Wisara: lol
Chamfort: I do appreciate you defending me bro.
Wisara: quote thread


Chamfort; So I did a bit more reading on the guy I named my character after, Nicol Chamfort. Turns out he was a comic playwright and author, as well as secretary to one of the King Louis'. He died in one of the worst ways possible.
Seb: who he die?
Yol: WHO DID HE DIE
Yol: .A.
Seb: shhhhh
Seb: how*
Yol: owo
Seb: pretend that never happened
Yol: BRIAN NEVER FORGETS .A.
Yol: except when he does
Yol: then he always forgets
Yol: what were we talking about


Snaggle: Why can
Yol: WHY NOT CAN
Yol: .A.
Snaggle: I fixed it >.>
Yol: YAY CANS
Yol: .A.
Portal: cans?
Yol: CANS
Yol: .A.
Portal: cans...
Portal: im confused
Yol: SO AM I
Yol: .A. .A. .A.
Portal: WHY CAPS?
Yol: I DON'T KNOW
PORTAL: AAAAAAH


Yol: akjsdhfkasjhfd
Yol: why do I have to obsess over picking up every sapling
Higgs: because you subconciously take responsibility for killing their parents
Higgs: u monster
Yol: ...well that became dark real fuakn quick


Reffy: REPENT, SINN- Oh wait too late, you already did
Reffy: http://aryion.com/g4/view/347032
Yol: ...that's that fuakn pearl pic again isn't it
Sam: yes
Reffy: No.
Raito: Maybe
Sam: which one of us is lying owo
Sam: You'll never know o3o
Yol: DON'T SEND MIXED MESSAGES TO BRIAN
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Lila: The ingredients of my packet can be clearly read in the pic i sent o3i
Lila: o3o
Miirym: Spirit Vinegar, Water, Rapeseed Oil (22%), Sugar, Conrflour, Mustard, Pasteurised Egg Yolks (3%), Salt, Calour - Riboflavin
Miirym: RAPESEED
Miirym: gg
Lila: I guess it wasn't salad cream then, my packet has different ingredients
Lila: Do rapeseeds grow plant girls?
Yol: >rapeseed
Miirym: maybe
Lulu: Rapeseed is like pretty bad
Zael: What the fuck did I just miss?
Zael: How the fuck do you go from salad to raping plants?
Yol: nonono
Yol: "rapeseed" is the actual name
Zael: ....
Zael: You're fucking with me
Miirym: nope o3o
Brigid: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed
Yol: It's basically canola oil iirc
Brigid: It's a type of vegetable oil, yeah.
Zael: Okay, so rape in latin means turnip
Yol: IMA TURNIP YA BITCH
Zael: I'm going to abuse the shit out of that information.
Yol: .A.
Miirym: do you eat rapes?
Yol: oh my god
Zael: Don't choke on my rape.
Zael: Or the turnip ._.


Miirym: I will bestow my divine knowledge unto the mortals of this realm, as given to me by the highest power.
Miirym: "The Pie is the Dressing"
Miirym: That is all.
Yol: ...goddamnit
Yol: Now I can't help but picture a pie dressed with more pie
Zael: Why the fuck would you put dressing on a pie?
Yol: maybe it wants to feel pretty
Miirym: No
Miirym: Zael
Miirym: The Pie
Miirym: IS
Miirym: The dressing
Zael: No I get that, but...
Zael: If the pie is the dressing
Zael: and there is a pie on a pie
Zael: Does that not mean he put dressing on a pie?
Miirym: whenever you're afflicted with any malady or curse
Miirym: Sing that chant to the heavens
Miirym: and you will be delivered from your woes
Zael: I don't think that will solve my relationship status tho :V
Yol: HOW DOES RELATIONSHIPS EVEN ENTER INTO IT KAJSDLHBFGKJASHDGF
Ashaden: see, this all got started by the rapeseed
Zael: ^


Zael: Hey Yol.
Yol: COCKBOMBS
Toby: DAMMIT YOL
Gobo attempst to cockbomb
[Dice] Gobo rolled 1 out of 20
Gobo: HOLY SHIT
Yol: lmfao
Gobo: I JUST COCKBOMBED
Gobo: WHATEVER THAT MEANS
Yol: well that's one way to start a morning
Zael: Maybe like a violent form of T-Bag?
Gobo throws a bomb in the shape of a cock at yol
Yol watches it flop to Gobo's feet cos crit fail
Gobo: oh shit
Gobo was blown up by Gobo
Yol: ._.


Wisara: Yol!
Yol: WHAT
Wisara: will you make me a sammich?
Wisara: pls?
Yol turns Wisara into a sammich


Snekk: I've never been able to picture Sn0. Every time I try, there's a pair of panties on his face.


Desidia: There's one one way to settle this
Miirym: there's plenty of ways to settle it desi o3o
Desidia: I was thinking you should fuck
Miirym: oh
Olivia: lmao
Toby: I approve.


Reffy: lets give you a bit of an impression here
Reffy: The resort I work at is called port zelande.
Reffy: its dead on the border between zuid-holland and zeeland owo
*map goes here*
Yol: MIDDELPLAAT
Yol: .A.
Yol: Kinda sounds like something getting squished. PLAAT
Yol: XD
Reffy: plate
Reffy: mid plate
Reffy: its a man-made island
Yol: ...so what you're saying
Yol: is that you work in food
Yol: on a giant plate
Reffy: half my country is man ma...
Reffy: .......
Reffy: ......................
Reffy: fuaking hell no wonder im a voreaphile


Sam: seems someone in discord found yol as a bird owo
Sam: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/ ... 894405.png
Yol: bitch i have my own wikipedia page
Yol: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Babel:Aa/New
Sam: ...well shit
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby EveKitsune » Tue Aug 22, 2017 8:14 pm

Taken from in the Discord chat. o3o

VorecraftBOT - Today at 9:10 PM
Yol joined the server
[M] Heather: Yol get out
[U] CriticalKazi: it's been a VERY long time since i played mc. pip and dark got me addicted to it again XD
[M] Yol: okay
Yol left the server

Mari - Today at 9:11 PM
XD

VorecraftBOT - Today at 9:11 PM
[M] Heather: Hes my personal slave
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:17 am

Fizzgiz: just wish when water came in carpets didint suddenly combust
Fizzgiz: lol
Yol: Water... combustion
Yol: .3.
Ailura: technicaly if carpets are made of lithium it can happen right ?
Yol: Why would you make carpets out of lithium
Fizzgiz: because why not.
Ailura: it looks unique xD
Fizzgizz: buys 5000 dollar crystal carpet
Yol: Fucking hell that sounds so Jay-Z
Yol: "I'ma buy a mattress made of hard, shiny rocks. Bitches love the shiny"
Fizzgiz: LOL


Tsuki_Raptor: Yol get back to writing your porn :x
Yol: H-hey
Yol: it's not porn ;w;
Heather: Yol get back to being an empowered writer who dont need no critic
Yol: ._.
Yol: O....kay?
Yol: I guess?
Yol: ._.
Weegee: definately porn.
Yol: SHADDAP


ethanbatman123 fell from a high place
Yol: D=
Voidstarz: D=?
Yol: D=!
Wisara: :D
Yol: :D!?
Yol: D=!
Wisara: :D!!
Yol: D=!!!
Wisara: D:?!
Yol: D=<!
Wisara: :D
VoidStarz: ;c
Yol: >=C
Wisara: Good point void
Yol: Well that was fun


Gladiatus: note to self.... take pictures of my house... -_-
Gladiatus: and farm cement
Yol: Farm... cement
Yol: ._.
Yol: That sounds like the punchline to a standup joke
Yol: Hey I farm wheat what do you farm?" "I GROW COLOURFUL ROCKS"
Gladiatus: yeah pretty much
VoidStarz: xD


Gladiatus: ugh... I really need to build my house.... but dont have any pics of it ;-;
Yol: Oh
Yol: You meant your actual IRL house
Gladiatus: yes
Yol: I was wondering wtf you were talking about XD
Yol: "I HAVE TO TAKE PICTURES OF MY HOUSE TO BUILD MY HOUSE"
Gladiatus: xD


Wisara: YOL
Yol: what
Wisara: Why do lossa countries like to add a completely superfluous "U" to words like color?
Yol: Because it's the correct spelling
Yol: OWO
Wisara: It's stupid spelling
Yol: YOU'RE STOOPID SPULLING
Yol: .A.
Wisara: Don't you mean "Stooupid" spelling yol?
Yol: dajhfkdsgjkldfkafjahsdfgafasgdfusyt
Wisara: Or should I call you "youl"
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yol: STAHP BREAKIN MAH BRIAN
Wisara: Nou I will nout
Yol: X_______X

later...

VoidStarz: hey yol, still having trouble trying to write?
Yol: Well uh
Yol: Kind of?
Yol: But it's mostly my fault
Yol: Getting too distracted by the conversation XD
Wisara: Moustly?
Yol: FUAKN
Yol BAPBAPBAPBAPS
Mari: I wonder if that's why Yol says Fuak. o3o
Yol: I actually made that up completely by accident
Yol: I was trying to type fak
Yol: And somehow typed fuak
Yol: And I thought "holy shit that sounds HILARIOUS"
Wisara: Soumehouw?
Yol: WIS I SWEAR TO FUAKN GOD
Wisara: XD
Yol: I WILL BAP AMERICA WITH NEW ZEALAND AS LONG AS YOU'RE THERE


Gladiatus: omg
Gladiatus: enough with the "U" spelling!
Gladiatus: D:
Reffy: You mean Enogh?
Yol: y34h cl34r1y w3 n33d m0r3 1337sp34k
Reffy: Oh! I know
Yol: ...oh my god I felt physically sick typing that
Reffy: lets bastardise English even more.
Yol: To think people used to do it unironically
Reffy: lets drop the useless h
Reffy: and that g too
Reffy: enlis
Reffy: there
VoidStarz: i reffy
VoidStarz: ow are yo doing?
Reffy: we r speekin Enlis now
Yol: oh my god aaaaaaaaaaaaa
btown3: drop the e to owo
Reffy: no, tat h is useful
Iyari: Staaaahhhhp @-@
Iyari: Too much enlish @-@
Iyari: ...that was actually unintentional o3o;
Fizzgiz: Engrish.
Reffy: wy dos it botter yo? yo r american
Yol: oh my god reff
Yol: stahp triggering brian kjahjkldsfhaksfh
Reffy: I know Im your god, yol.
Yol: what
Reffy: "oh my, god reff"
Reffy: owo
NunaBane: xD
Yol: I didn't pu that comma there >=V
Reffy: I did
Iyari This is so rediculous xD
Reffy: because Im god.
Yol cosmic baps Reff
Reffy: you mean rediculos?
Yol: ...I need to focus on writing >w<
NunaBane: xDDD
Reffy: xD
Mari: is so done with this chat. Just...what?
Reffy: yol
Reffy: its focs
Yol: REFF
btwon3: this chat is legendary :3
Reffy: nah
Reffy: its..
Reffy: Godlike
Reffy: owo
Yol: I WILL PANCAKE YOU WITH FRANCE
btown3: trruuee
btown: also yol xD


Choco: pets server
Masaki has quit the game
Choco: o.o
Akara has quit the game
Choco: note : petting server disconnect players
Fizzgiz: Your petting didint phase me!
Fizzgizz: xD
Yol: ...not gonna lie, I was totally tempted to /kick Fizzgiz just to fulfill the prophecy
Fizzgiz: LOL
VoidStarz: xD


Stylesrj: Yol, the server is destroying Australain connections first as its memory fails
Yol: AustraLIAN
Yol: LKJHDSALJKHSDFJLKAHSKDFHASKFD
Floren: Austrilan
Weegee: austrian
Yol: Oh fuak you all >=V


Gobo: wats everyone up to tho?
Yol: Doin' an Udon
Eternity Theory: Ooh, tell me when that's done.
Yol: ...can you not see /shouts from Discord
Eternity Theory: Nope.e
[Broadcast] SECRET MESSAGE THAT ET CAN'T SEE NEENER NEENER
Gobo: XD
Yol: XD
PlutoLazyWolf: xD
Eternity Theory: Oh boy. I take it I missed a /shout?


Yol: THESE CHICKENS KEEP THROWING THEIR MEAT AT ME THROUGH WALLS


Reffy: Guys?
Reffy: Yol just told me he's never ridden a camel
Reffy: nor ever hugged a panther
Reffy: .A.
Yol: So? ._.
Reffy: Who hasnt?!
Wisara: I betcha he's never even banged a jaguar either
Yol: why do you all hate my brian
Wisara: Because your Brian is stoopid
Yol: >=O
Yol: dun you talk shet bout brian
Wisara: Shut up Brian!
Yol: FUAK U
Yol: >=C
Wisara: FUK U!
Yol: FKU
Wisara: FU
Yol: F
Wisara: U
Yol: >=C
Wisara: HA! I WIN


Reffy: im planning a Halloween picture
Reffy: but I have trouble thinking what Reffles would dress up as
Yol: me
Reffy: that's terrifying
Yol: XD


Yol: I just find it funny how every time someone makes a typo I'm like "is it a letter next to the intended one"
Yol: Cos it's funny when people typo with letters on the opposite side of the keyboard I'm like HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE THAT
Raito: Tes, U nesb ejsyd rgw issa diw rgsr?
Yol: ._.
Raito: sorry misses every key by one.
Yol: I think part of my brian just died reading that
Reffy: typos are super effective against Brian
Reffy throws a typoball
Yol: fuak

Reffy: breakfast
Raito: Healthy.
Yol: Hearing people talk about breakfast at nearly 3pm really confuses me
Reffy: I mean I can call you yol, too.
Yol: KJHALDKFGYHAASDDHASDGFAFSD
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Fri Oct 27, 2017 9:17 am

Yol: Bluh
Cookie: sorry sir, you seem to have run out of bluh credits
Yol: BLUH
Cookie: please charge bluh at your nearest blugh charge taps
Yol taps Cookie
Cookie: bluhbluhbluh


Plume: I touched the dog and it turned into a magical girl dragon fairy thingy


Willow: I just now realized that florida looks like a penis...
Miirym: it's humid and penis shaped and it's got all sorts of liquids in it
Lewd Princess Akara: what a interesting discord conversation
Yol: it could just be me inventing strings of creative cuss words
Yol: SHITKNOB FUCKBUCKET CUNTWAGON
Miirym: YOU FUCKIN' MANGO
Yol: ...goddamnit Miirym
Yol: I dunno how that made me laugh more but it did
Lewd Princess Akara: when one has global turned off... it makes some of the stuff on discord 10 times better
Lewd Princess Akara: pure silence and then "YOU FUCKIN' MANGO" in my chat box


Yol: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY IS THERE SO MANY CUPHEAD SPOILERS IN VIDEO THUMBNAILS
Yol: I'VE NEVER EVEN WATCHED A CUPHEAD VIDEO WHY DO THEY KEEP GETTING RECOMMENDED TO ME
SKC: Yol. Just imagine them as...
SKC: The new 'Undertale Fans' for god knows how long.
Yol: You say that but I had almost nothing from Undertale spoilt for me
Yol: I knew about Chara in advance but that was about it
Yol: ...oh shit right didn't Toby add some new stuff in that new update
Toby: I added a ton of stuff in that update.
Yol: NOT YOU
Yol: YOU FUAK
Yol: >=C
Toby: I AM TOBY
Toby: LOVE ME
Yol BAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS


Willow: Picks Yol up
Yol: oi
Yol: dun pick up the yol
SKC: Dun pick up the yol
SKC: yol regret it
Yol bapbapbaps
SKC: XD
SKC: worth it
Willow: Yol why are you adorable
Yol: I'S NOT CUTE
Yol: >=C
Willow: Yus, shouty smol things are adorable as hell
Yol: ._.
SKC: Shouty small things?
Willow: Yesh owo
SKC: *Gives you Temmie*
Yol: how many shouty smol things do you know
WIllow: A few 0w0
Yol: ...the fuck even IS a temmie
Willow: Also this is very sinful but a temmie would make a good vibrator
Yol: oh my fucking god willow


SKC: cat pun time?
Yol: NO
SKC: okay :<


Sayto: Yol's annoyed we're talking about Horizon ZD again XD
Yol: nuh
Yol: I's just confuse
Yol: ._.
Sayto: I gave you the chance to watch yesterday you dumb stupid cockweasel
Sayto: You declined
Yol: Well yeah
Yol: I didn't wanna
Yol: ._.
Sayto: Would have made PERFECT sense
Yol: in what world does robot laser dinosaurs make sense ._.


*server's talking about Monster Hunter*
Drago: horn is too passive for my tast your often open for attacks or too far away
Yol: ...oh right, that's an actual weapon
Yol: My brother weilded a trumpet once
Yol: It's incredibly weird to hear someone say "Whoops, I gotta sharpen my trumpet" unironically.
Mimilop: just a second guys, gotta sharpen my lance's hilt
Mimilop: :P
Yol: Why would you even sharpen a hammer anyway
Yol: I mean
Yol: It's SUPPOSED to be blunt
Sayto: when you sharpen the claw thing on the back of the hammer yol
Yol: ...not every hammer has one of those though
Yol: Makes things even weirder when your hammer is a fucking GUN
Sayto: why?
Yol: Why would you sharpen a gun
Yol: Gun does shooty thingy
Lilac: so you can be a sharpshooter
Lilac: AYYYYYYY
Yol: .......................
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Kara: Gotta go, nighty night everyone~
Yol: ...it's nearly 11am over here, it weirds me out that people are going to sleep
Drago: its almost 2am here xD
Kara: It's nearly 2am in france x3
Yol: TIL Drago is secretly french
Drago: >:U
Drago: no u!
Yol: Aaaaaand quotes backlog
Drago: ogkufdjzjtdthjdkfthzkfj
Yol: XD
Drago: i am a scary german durg!
Yol: *french
Gamma: French Durg
Drago: >:U fear me! and my pretzels!
Yol: French pretzels?
Drago: öhglgkhufjghjvhj,gtrt


Alexis: aaa o3o
Yol: bbb
Top: ._.
Umekii: ccc
Top: ddd
Umekii: xD that escalated quickly.
Ashaden: eee?
Yol: FFFFFFFFFUAK
Top: xD
Alexis applauds


Yol: Well next time I have to figure out how to make them display their proper sprites
Yol: Because for some reason Construct 2 doesn't just let you assign a sprite based on their angle
Top: I have no idea what your talking about :D
Yol: Well take Earthbound for example
Top: Never played it o3o
Yol: lkasjdlf;kajhsdjghalskghj
Top: XD
Yol: Crono Trigger?
Top: nope.
Yol: Final fantasy?
Professor Gobo: tip yol next time just say: pokemon
Yol: ...
Yol: why the fuak did I not think of that
Top: I dun play pokemon
Yol: FUAK
Top: XD
Yol: TOP YOU'RE BORING
Yol: >=C
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:17 am

Shogun_of_Sorrow: I can't stop staring at this.
SKC: Can't stop staring at what?
Yol: TITS
Shogun_of_Sorrow: This statue. The breasts are perfect spheres.
Yol: ...oh my fucking god I was just kidding
Yol: I didn't think that was actually the right answer


Gobo: I need to sleep before I talk about weird things again
Yol: You always talk about weird things gobo
Gobo: like how guys have a pleasure center in their butt, but girls don't o3o
Yol: ._.
Yol: Okay you've made your point.


Tsuki: Hey yol how is the stories coming?
Yol: Super fuakn slowly because I'm so goddamned tired from my new work roster xwx;
Gobo: D:
Gobo: well on the brighside, lots of moneyssss
Yol: They're not EXTRA hours
Yol: They just moved my shifts so I finish at midnight
Alexis slides into the server, comes to rest at yol's feet
Yol: what
Alexis: i heard the need for cuddles what's up
Yol: Yol dun do cuddles ._.
Gobo: nah he just needs some sleep o3o
Yol: Man if I could just slep on command I fuakn would xwx;
Gobo: I kinda have that perk of "ok sleep" and I sleep
Yol: ;w;
Yol: teach me your lazy ways splody one


Yol: I don't think I get this reference
Gobo: the dark knight?
Yol: Oh fuakn hell I haven't seen that in forever
Yol: As in "Heath Ledger was still alive" forever
Gobo: HEY MAN
Gobo: dun bum me out ;w;
Yol: BUMS
Yol: .A.
Gobo: BUMS FOR LIFE
Gobo: oAo
Yol: Supposedly
Yol: around here
Yol: "Can I bum a fag"
Yol: means asking for a cigarrete
Yol: o3o
Gobo: by around here do you mean VC or australia XD
Yol: Ozzieland .a.
Gobo: because idk, "Can I bum a fag" probs means something else here
Yol: OWO
Gobo: OWO


Gobo: god that broke the brian
Yol: LRN 2 SPOO
Gobo: to spook?
Miirym: lnar tow htikn
Gobo: k now brian is dead
Yol: DED
Gobo: DAD .A.
YOL: DDD
Miirym: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Gobo: Yol stop giving me the D
Miirym hands Gobo a shelf of D's
Gobo: OAO
Yol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY4Se3fj-5Y
Gobo: goddamnit yol X3


Yol: CHESTY CHESTS
Yol: MII YOU FUAK
Miirym: EHEHEHE
Yol: I'M MAKING THE CHESTS WAKKA WAKKA
Yol: PISS
Miirym: SHIT
JRaccoon: DUMBFUAK
Yol: BOOBIE PUNCH
Miirym: TIDDY SLAP
Tsuki: CUNTWAGON
Tsuki: owo
Miirym: VERIZON WIRELESS
Yol: ...
Yol: my god that's brilliant
Tsuki: Which one yol?
Yol: Verizon is the worst insult I could possibly think of
Miirym: AHAHAHAH
Tsuki: XD
Yol: Imagine that, you're having an argument and someone suddenly shouts YOU FUCKIN TIME WARNER


Ezatoa has joined the game.
Yol: You know what weirds me out
Yol: Somehow Mario has better rolling physics than Sonic now
Alexandra: woah, Pearl got on the server.
Mari: cough Reffles. She's Reffles right now.
Sam: or is she owo
Yol: inb4 she's actually deerlady
Sam: she's a completely new character~ owo
Sam: her best sonic oc
Sam: sanix OwO
Sam: iunno i'm in a really dumb mood apparently .x.
Reffles: OWO
Sam: darn
Reffles: Wait, I need to change to my new OC
DasamYol: OWO
CooDasamY0lriat: Better
CooDasamY0lriaggysara: okay
CooDasamY0lriaggysara: Hands down
CooDasamY0lriaggysara: this is the best name
Mari: ....XD
Yol: GODSFUAKIT REFF
CooDasamY0lriaggysara: Im not Reff
CooDasamY0lriaggysara: Im CooDasamY0lriaggysara
Yol BAPBAPBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS
TheBappedOne: Q-Q
Yol: .3.
Mari: Doesn't seem quite long enough yet.
Mari: ...pff
MimiLop: maybe I should gos to bed...
TheBappedTwo: NO
Bed: I mean
Bed: Yes
Bed: Go to me
Yol: .______.
Gun: HANDS UP
MimiLop: eep!
MimiLop puts her paw/hands up
Yol: brian is way too tired to make sense of this xwx;
Brian: Brian is Admin whilst Yol is Mod.
Yol: ...
Yol: GODDAMNIT BRIAN
Yol: YOU GET THE FUAK BACK DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT
Brian: I would.
Brian: But being inside a head that's only two feet above the floor kinda sucks
Yol: >=C
Brian has quit the game
Yol: ..................
Yol: okay now that's just weird
Mari: Your brian is gone
Yol: x_x
Mari: Yol is now briandead.


Shawnie: THE SUN IS A CONSPIRACY THEORY.
Shawnie burned to death
Yol: what


Engi: I need better rep with the angels. Dun some things and stuff they don't agree with oxo;;
Gobo: Engi? you wanna get with angels? well I got the crank for your wank, I got the load for your chode, I got the dose thats so close to making you shoot the largest shot of shot of cosmic juice you ever let loos
Yol: ._______________________________.
Engi: OmigoshGobostahp Oxo;


Gobo: I know you wouldn't get that engi with all the girls you get
Engi: Hey. I'm not that popular ya boombutt =x=
Gobo: DON'T CALL ME BOOMBUTT, BIG TOOTH
Engi: THAT'S BIG TUSK TO YOU BOOMBUTT.
Engi: CAUSE TROLL
Gobo: WELL YOUR TUSK AIN'T AHT IMPRESSIVE IN BED
Gold: OH SHIT
Gold: 911 I've just witnessed a murder


Engi: Who gaves the Yol sugar?
Yol: I did
Engi: Correction
Engi: Who let Yol get into the sugar.
Yol: I DID
Yol: .A.
Engi: oxo;


Willow: Yol is best shouty smol
Willow: I wanna pet da yol
Yol: DUN PET THE YOL
SKC: *Pets the Yol*
Yol: FUAK
Gold also pets the yol
Gold: We outnumber him!
Yol: FUAAAAAAAK
SKC: Here. *Gives Yol the Hat of Discipline*
SKC: Knock yourself out.
Yol knocks himself out with the hat


Yol: I'm honestly on the verge of just kicking people now
Yol: Cos I'm sick of repeating myself =I
Wisara: Yol, chillax
Yol: NUH
Yol: I CHOSE TO BE ANGREEEEEE
Yol: >=C
Wisara: FUK U, BICH
Yol: FUAK U CUNT
Wisara: CALM UR TITTIES
Yol: X3
Yol: Wis I swear you're the only person I can actually do that with
Wisara: <3


Lilac: I'm Irish so I'm used to rampant stereotyping
Lilac: Except we got killed by the British instead of by drop bears
Yol: Drop bears?
Yol: I'm imagining a leprechaun getting dropkicked by a wrestling giant gummi bear and it's the most hilarious fucking mental image
Lilac: Drop bears are supposedly a kind of koala that drops out of trees and murders people
Yol: ._.
Lilac: But that is way better holy shit


Yol: I don't wanna do things .A.
Alexis: Like writing things?
Yol: Like all the things
Alexis: Rip :V
Sayto: psssssst yol
Sayto: if you don't wanna do things
Sayto: you should play a game with me owo
Yol: YEAH I GET IT SAYTO YOU WANNA STICKFIGHT
Yol: BLUH
Sayto: bluh?
Yol: BLUH
Nyah: that statement could be taken very wrongly Yol...
Yol: ...what, "bluh"?
Nyah: no, the one above that
Yol: ...that one also says bluh


Alexis: Instruction manual: "To return your Alexis to its factory default settings, apply liberal treats and pettings."
Alexis: The last half is written in neat crayon.
Yol feeds Alexis a Clinton
Dezert: ( God damn obummer and his treats
Alexis: pfffffff xP
Alexis could have phrased that differently


Yol has joined the game.
Yol: CUNTFLAPS
Engi: Theres our alarmclock =x=


Yol: GODDAMN PENIS SHITFUCKCOCK
Umekii: The wild Yol has returned.
Lilac: FUAK
Reffy: its too early for that yol.
Reffy: you woke me up with your cussing
Yol: IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY FOR RUDEY RUDES
Yol: .A.
Yol: I meant to type "rudey words" but that's so much funnier ahahahaha
Umekii: Yol is best Yol
SKC: Is it weird that whenever Yol doesn't speak in caps, it feels weird to me?
Yol: XD
Yol: I should a lot when I'm tired
Yol: And I'm always tired
Yol: .A.
SKC: but you always shout
SKC: oh
Lilac: This Yol is propelled through the air by the sheer force of its anger alone
Yol: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD
Yol: THAT'S THE FUNNIES MENTAL IMAGE
Yol: Just a little wolf flyin' around
Yol: and distantly you can hear
Lilac: A Yol flying thorugh the air, screaming "FUAAAAAAAK" as he goes
Yol: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
SKC: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SKC: xD


SKC: wait a minute
SKC: I think I know why yol's screaming
*insert stupid long link that's broken anyway*
Yol: "page you were looking for doesn't exist"
SKC: It's a super saiyan transformation iamge
Yol: Saiyans are stoopid monkies
Yol: o3o
SKC: beware the Super Saiyan fanboys, they can hear from miles away due to their lore of OPness.
Yol: I'd say "as long as they taste nice I don't care"
Yol: But I dun eat junk food
Yol: OWO


Yol: fuakn hell that's like three separate quotes in less than an hour
Prysmane: Lemme add three more
Prysmane: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LhZoe9oJPio/maxresdefault.jpg
Yol: kjhakjshlkjGHJKGHSLKJDGFHKJASGKLJKLJHG OH COME ON


Umekii: Yol has feelings too! Probably.
Lilac: He has a feeling
Lilac: Pure unadulterated rage
Yol: "A" feeling? XD
Reffy: hey, he yells when you hit him. proof enough he has feeling
Umekii: Valid point.
Lilac: Sorry if I hurt your feeling Yol
Yol: XD;
Yol Goddamnit XD


Mimi: Oh hey, yol! how are you doing?
Yol: Hoi .3.
Mimi: How are ya?
Yol: Bluh
Mimi: Aww, how so?
Weegee: Yol, how are you?
Yol: BLUH
Mimi: why are you 'Bluh' though? the others got you down by calling you 'you know what?'
Yol: I's just tired
Weegee: I bet im tireder
Gobo: NO I HAVE THE BIGGER TIRED
Gobo: MY TIRED IS 12 INCHES LONG
Yol: ._________.
Gobo: .__.
Wisara: Gobo put your tired away


Yol has joined the game.
Yol: TWATFUCKSHITMUFFIN
Engi: Ima try to speak in Yols native tongue. oxo Ahem... FUCKASSTITTYBALLSACK
ThatchCrow: XDDD
Yol: CUNTYWANKSHITBUCKET???
Engi: SMELLYDICKTOILETBRUSHSHITBITCH
ThatchCrow: XD
Yol: XD


Yol: Honestly I'd just delete slimefun completely tbh
Yol: Only thing I'd miss is the infused magnet at this rate
Alyssa: thinks of how often Drago would use that thing randomly around spawn to make the noise
Yol: Oh you should've fuakn heard me using it while building Udon
Yol: Schematica treats my client like I'm crouching like 5 times per second if I have the printer turned on so it's like a fucking jackhammer if my inv is full
Alyssa: How does your computer not explode?
Cookie: pfft now im imagining yol jackhammering around
Alyssa: and lol just pictured a tiny Yol on a oversized jackhammer scream "Faaaaaaaauk!" while it runs away with him...
Cookie: yol doesnt need an actual jackhammer
Yol: oh my fuak you guys I already have enough quotes to catch up on xwx;
Alyssa: xD
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby Engi » Sat Nov 25, 2017 7:50 am

Yis! I made the server quotes. Troll is honored. ^x^
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:04 am

Kouri: shrugs
Fireball shrugs also
Gobo: doesn't know whats going on but shrugs too anyways
Kouri: can you boom please ? owo
Gobo: no
Kouri: cany ou hug ?
Gobo: nope, can't hug through computer screens o3o
kole and Co.: magic hug
Yol: DIGITAL HUG
Yol: .A.
Gobo: DICK HUG oAo
Yol: what ._.
Gobo: what
kole and Co.: wut
Yol: watt
Gobo: watts
Yol: wattson
Gobo: wattsons watt son
Yol: What wattson's watt sun's son?
Gobo: k I've been beaten
Yol: XD
Yol: VICTORY
Gobo: now I must commit seppuku
Yol: what
Gobo: goes to stab herself in the sto-
Gobo: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/02/92/b7 ... 5ea4d4.gif


Reffy: Cookie
Reffy: Are you a pokemon?
Reffy: Evolve into cake
Yol: ...you know it's funny because I'm pretty sure there's an actual cake pokemon somewhere
Reffy: Yol
Reffy: Are you a legendary?
Yol: I'S NOT A FUAKN POKEYMAN
Yol: >=C
Reffy: pokes yol
Yol: FUAK
Reffy: Now youres a poked mon
Gold: The wild YOL used Rage!
Yol BAPS ALL THE PEOPLES
Gold: YOL's Rage is building!
Reffy: pockets yol
Reffy: Pokemon! =D
Yol: sjahjklHFGHSAKJLASG


Yol: BUMCOCK
Reffy: bumcock?
Yol: BUM
Yol: COCK
Yol: .A.
Reffy: http://wijnbloggers.nl/wp-content/uploa ... RNs-in.jpg
Reffy: I prefer cockburn
Yol: .________________.
Miirym: o3o;
Miirym: I came in at the wrong time
Miirym: didn't I
Miirym: all I see is
Miirym: "I prefer cockburn"
Miirym: and my first thought went to heartburn
Miirym: I was like
Miirym: what


Cobalt: waiting 1 hour before trying my luck on the mojang website again
Yol: Somehow I read that as "trying my lick"
Yol: what the fuck brian
Rio: yes?
Yol: what
Rio: <-- real name is brian
Yol: ...well that's awkward
Yol: Cos my brian's name is brian
Rio: you mean brain?
Yol: NO I MEAN MY BRIAN
Yol: .A.
Rio: ok then :I
Yol: there's a brian in my head that always fuaks up all the time cos he so dum
Yol's Brian: hehe i will always fuak you up yol
Yol: FUAK
Yol BAPBAPBAPS
Tsuki: hey yol stop hitting yourself owo
SKC: Don't worry Rio...
Yol: I'S NOT HITT'N MAHSELF
Yol: I'S HITTIN BRIAN
Yol: .A.
SKC: ...YOL get it eventually
Yol BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS
Yol's Brian: if you are hitting me you are hitting yourself by technicality .A.
Yol: nuh
Yol: just mah brain
Yol: .a.
Tsuki: the brian has spoken owo
Yol: AHA
Yol: CAUGHT YOU, FAKER
Yol: ...
Yol: wait I misread that
Yol: for a second I thought Tsuki had actually spelt it brain
Yol: x_x
Yol: THIS IS YOUR FAULT BRIAN
Yol's Brian's brain: - system32 error-
Yol: BRIAN HAS NO BRAIN
Yol: THAT'S WHY HE DUM
Yol: .A.
Yol's Brian: NO U DUM >=V
Yol: UDUM >=C
Yol's Brian: NO U >=V
Yol: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/aI5pUqiVJdw/hqde ... jdwAOLieVw
Yol's Brian: Baps the inside of yols head
Yol: OI
Yol: ONLY I GET TO BAP ME
Yol baps himself, falls unconcious


Yol: Oh look at that, someone left a tone of redstone on an infinite loop
Yol: ...
Yol: ton
Yol: damn it brian
Reffles: this isn't even finished
Reffles: offline since 1 year. and 20 hours
Yol: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
Yol: .A.
*not pictured: Reffles using the kill command on me*
Yol died
Yol: ow


Yol: 20 secs
Gobo: kk
Gobo: 20 sex coming up
Yol BAPS
Gobo: XD


Choco: what kind of vore do you like?
Dago: oral
Dago: Adsorption is cool too :>
Yol: ADSORPTION
Yol: .A.
Yol: The practice of watching a tv ad and then suddenly you're the ad
DrJennifer: xDDD
Geeky: ADVERTISING HAS JUST BEEN TAKEN TO THE NEXT LEVEL


halojams has joined the game.
Yol: How do you make jam out of halos anyway
Halojams has quit the game.
Yol: ...was it something I said? .3.


Snaggle: Does any have some docter pepper?
Yol: I read that as doctor pupper
Yol: wtf brian
Rio: yes?
Yol: what
Rio: did you forget?
Rio: my real name is brian
Yol: FUAK


Stylesrj: Anyway, is it weird that you can make Minecraft cakes out of breast milk or from femcum? No really
Alexa: no that's normal owo
Stylesrj: Because I baked like two of those an then someone ate them.
Stylesrj: And that's terrible!
Alexa: i mean milk is something different then cum
Alexa: you are not getting milk from a cow, your using your own milk ouo
Stylesrj: Like the cakes were made using femcum buckets...
Yol: OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE GROSS
Alexa: xD
KaboomT: Or they're insane


Yol: QUANTUMN CUNT CRAP
Engi: Oh jeez Yol don-
Yol: Don't what owo
Engi: If you woke up Gamma i swear to fuakn gods. =x=;
Yol: Oh, Gamma's not woke? Guess I better try harder then owo
Laura_Smith: LOUD Noises!
Gamma: Oxo! Again?!
Yol: CANDID FUAKN SHITBALL
Gamma: OxO
Yol: Oh hey that actually worked


Yol: ...it worries me that you have to make the distinction that milk doesn't explode


Snekk: Gobo you're never going to sell us on your crazy bagged milk ways.
Snekk: And this is from someone who's family gave him bagged cola
Snekk: Constantly
Yol: WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED COLA
Gobo: I never heard of that one snekk
Snekk: It's Coca-Cola in a bag.
Snekk: You drink it with a straw.
.........
Snekk: Also back to the bagged coke thing
Snekk: It's common in Mexico.
Yol: Course it is, it's mexico
Yol: have you seen their drug trade
Gobo: EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Gobo: I got that one yol
Yol high fives
Gobo high fives back, but there was a button on her hand
Gobo: uh o-
Gobo: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/02/92/b7 ... 5ea4d4.gif


Laura_Smith: Hey new guy! You can speak to us. We're real friendly folk :)
Gobo: thats not true lura
Gobo: I'm not friendly o3o
Laura_Smith: I'm not friendly too... I'm super friendly!
Miirym: I'm not sure what I am ^^;
Yol: You're Miirym
Laura_Smith: You're Miirym
Laura_Smith: ..
Snekk: I'm worse than unfriendly, I'm irritating
Yol: HIVE MIND
Snekk: I'd give Miirym an 8 on the friendly scale.
Gobo: Ima 4 on friendly
Yol: I can be a real cunt when I want to be
Cookie: im 10/10, source: me
Gobo: don't listen to that, cookie is a 0
Gobo: because he's always sarcastic
Reffy: Im the least likeable person here
Reffy: if you break the rules.
Reffy: I will find where you live.
Reffy: and I will tell your mom
Gobo: I wish that was a joke


Miirym: Okay guys
Miirym: Hypothetical question
Miirym: Yol's asleep
Miirym: what do you do?
Yol: I'S NOT SLEP
Miirym: HYPOTHETICAL
Shawnie grabs the marker.
Yol: >=V
Stylesrj: Yol never sleeps. He waits.
Gobo: uhhhhhh idk, blow him I gues
Gobo: waitaminute
Gobo: I forgot a word there


Miirym: guys
Miirym: Hypothetical question. If you were to turn into your current OC atm, what would be some of the biggest problems you'd have?
Yol: SUNLIGHT
Yol: ...so in a way nothing would really change
Yol: *SHOT*
Miirym: pft


Reffy: Claws away from Yol, dragging herself by the floor
Reffy: NUUUU
Yol: REFFY YOU GET BACK HERE AND REBOOT US >=V
Gobo: puts a pair of new boots on yol
Gobo: you have been rebooted
Yol: ...
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gobo: I can do that too .O.
Gobo: let me try
Gobo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Gobo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtYO32AVyMM
Gobo: Woops
Yol: lmfao
Yol: Now I can't help but picture Gobo lighting a fuse and instead of sploding she breaks into song


Yol: adjhsjkdhfaskjld goddamnit now I can't focus on anything >w<
KaboomT: Order Pizza
Yol: LKHJSAKODFHAJKLDGFHAJSDGASGD
Gobo: don't order pizza and eat healthy o3o
Yol: I'd eat my greens but apparently they explode o3o
Gobo: wat
Yol glares at Gobo


KaboomT: It just means you like sex
Gobo: yeaaaaah not that simple kaboom
KaboomT: I know xD
Yol: ...wait
Yol: Gobo is talking to a guy literally called "Kaboom"
Yol: O T P
Gobo: NO
Gobo: GOD NO


Gunnar: Yol, do you by chance have extra Andesite youre willing to donate or trade?
Yol: Again?
Yol: How much you need?
Gunnar: Honestly, a ton
Yol: I have a doublechest that's exclusively andesite
Yol: Plus a bunch more that's scattered around the other rock type chests
Higgs: i'll show u a doublechest
Yol: .________.
Gobo: hehehehehehehehehehe
Higgs: pfft


Yol: HOLY SHITTY FUCKING CUNTCRAP IT IS SO HOT
Gamma: Oxo!?!?
Stylesrj: Yol's brian is fried
Yol: You leave my brian outt a this =<
Stylesrj: Why, is your Brian cool? Why is your Brian cool while you're hot?
Yol: STAHP MAKIN FUN OF MAH BRIAN .A.
SKC: Yol's brian is fred*
Yol: oh my god
Kyara: Who's fred?
SKC: exactly
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