Quotes from the server!

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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:12 pm

WolfieWhite: it's an Ender Apple
WolfieWhite: XD
WolfieWhite: Could you imagine how annoying that'd be, calling everything from the End an "Ender" item? Like "Ender Toothrbush" "Ender Lamppost" "Ender End of Chapter"
Yol: Ender endbrick oAo
WolfieWhite: You use "Ender Money" to buy your "Ender Bread"
WolfieWhite: at the "Ender Store" XD


Ribbons: no, I don't want to turn on sticky keys
Yol: They'll certainly be sticky if you play here too long o3o


motari: trying to get a silk touch book.
Yol: Pssssssst
motari: pssssssst?
Yol: There's a somewhat dirty trick to getting an exact enchantment >w<
Choco: ban yol for telling dirty tricks O.O
Yol: D=
motari: the universal alphabet?
Sam: i know of your tricks yol owo
Yol: No, even better
Yol: Your enchant seed stays the same between worlds o3o
motari: enchanters hate it. get enchantments! click now.
Choco: oh, nice trick
Yol: Yeah you can keep doing junk enchants in artworld until you gaurantee the one you want
Yol: Then do it for real in survival
Sam: the enchanters hate him for this! click here to view the simple trick this morsel uses to quarantee your enchants! all you have to do is-
Sam: owo
motari: XD
Yol: Sam if you use my likeness in an infomercial I swear I will shiv you owo


Choco: Yay! staff fight O.O
Yol: Staves? But we only have wands o3o
Reflet: XD


Reflet: soccer is football in all civilised countries
Luey: futbol
Lulu: ooooh reffs burning murica
Reflet: i mean. americans cant even spell "colour"
Reflet: owo
Yol: owo
Luey: YOU PUT A U IN IT
Luey: A completely useless U ffs .-.
Reflet: the correct spelling owo
Luey: waste of a key stroke..
Yol: That's right Luey, U are completely useless owo
Sam: ouch o3o
Luey: D:
Reflet: thats one for the forum xD
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Sat Oct 15, 2016 11:39 pm

Luka" Ah, peace and quiet..
Yol: DID SOMEONE SAY QUIET
Yol: !!!!!
Amellezia: I DID
Quiet: What.


Nidragon lights yol's but on fire and runs
Yol just kinda... pats the fire out.
Nikdragon: could always get out fire sauce *smirks*
James: or diablo sauce from toco bell
Nikdragon: thanks for the idea james :D
Nikdragon puts diablo sauce on yol's butt
Yol: why are you all obssessed with my ass all of a sudden
DrackyDracoliche noms yols butt and licks off the hot sauce
Wisara is now the confused one
Nikdragon: lol
Yol: what the fuuuuuuck
Nikdragon replaces yols butt with a chocobo butt
Yol: Enough of the butts already >=V
Wisara: Butt yol it's fun! :D
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nikdragon: i kinda got obsessed with butts thanks to the creator of courage the cowardly dog...
Yol: what
Yol: x_x
Sylvestris: butt buts are sexy
Wisara: Butt Weight you guys, Yol said to not do it...
Yol: I just
Yol: uuuuugh
DrackyDracoliche: butt awww shucks
Tsuki-Raptor: do we really have to butt out
[Broadcast] Yol has just earned the achievement [Butt of the Joke]
nikdragon: hahahahaha
Cats: lol
Tsuki-Raptor XDD
Sylvestris: XD
Yol: GOD FUAKING DAMNIT WIS
Wisara: XDDDD


Holly succumbed to the inside of Amellezia's ass~
Holly succumbed to the inside of Amellezia's ass~
Amellezia: .-.
Amellezia: what\
Moonlight: So much buttstuff.
Holly succumbed to the inside of Amellezia's ass~
Amellezia: HOLLY STOP DYING


Yol: Geez. The way you people jump around the place I'm starting to consider making a playground .3.
Luka: I just like my Multi Took. ouo
Luka: *tool
Luka: ..Took?
Yol: Damn it Luka took my took.
Luka: No! You took MY Took!


Nova(Softpaw): Dammit. A perfectly good song ruined because the low F# sound was missing.
Yol: F sound?
Yol: FUAK
Yol: >=V
Nova(Softpaw): Nu, F sharp
AuroraTheMoff: F sharp note
AuroraTheMoff: fuaker
Nova(Softpaw) It's like a fuak, but really loud and fast and in a more aggravated tone
Yol: Fuaker? You're not even good enough to be my fuak. >=V
AuroraTheMoff: I'll make you fuak those words!


Etho: am dead.
Etho burned to death
Yol: Best last words, 10/10


AuroraTheMoff: this water temple sucks
Yol: Water temples usually do
Yol: Just wait til you find Dark Link
Yol: o3o
AuroraTheMoff: lol
AuroraTheMoff: megaton hammer his ass


Schylar: Buy some blaze pops, its flavour changes the more you lick it
BlazetheFennekin: I'm not a popsicle.
BlazetheFennekin: Quite opposite, in fact.
Schylar: You're right, you are not a popsicle, you are a sucker :V
Miirym: daaaamn
Asuna: xD


Wisara: Who's around?
Yol: I'm asquare.
Yol: owo
Wisara: the fuck does-
Wisara: <_<
Wisara: fuck you
Yol: ahahahahahahah


Raito: Oh. Sorry for doing a large rant thingy o3o
Raito: I just, felt like talking.
Raito: For some reason.
Yol: I do that a lot whenever I'm sleepy too o3o;
Raito: So always then huh?
Yol: >=V
Raito: Fine, sleepier than normal >=V
Raito: So every 5 minutes?
Yol: FUAK >=V
Raito: Supa fuak 64
Raito: Yols favourite game.
Cookie: Mmmmm zzzzzzzz
Raito: Go sleep Cookie.
Raito: Its late.
Cookie: Im in bed
Cookie: Totally
Cookie: Qwq
Raito: But what if Cookie was not bed?
Yol: BUT THEN WHO WAS FONE
Cookie: =~=
*** Cookie has fuakmares ***
Raito: BUT THEN WHO WAS YOL
Raito: HE WAS FUAK
Yol: XD


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Yol: ffffs >w<
Reflet: pic
Yol: GODDAMNIT REF
Raito: The buttom of the barrel for jokes too i see.
Reflet: pic
Yol: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Yol: OH COME ON
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Yol: >=V
Reflet: pic
Yol: oh my fucking god how is this still going
Yol: are you kidding me
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Sam: yol, are you saying you didn't sign up for this? owowowo
Reflet: ROFL
Yol: WHAT
Raito: He signed down.
Reflet: pic
Yol: KJHJKLSAGDFKLF
Yol: I WILL PUNCH EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE NETHERLANDS IF ONE OF THEM IS YOU
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Yol: FUJAAAAAAAAAAK
Reflet: fujak
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Reflet: XD
Yol: ;_;
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:59 pm

Pearl: I wonder if Xel will ever get on again ^^
Yol: ...oh yeah, THAT Xel
Pearl: ?
Yol: I'd forgotten about her >w<
LuluSillyFox thought pearl was gonna post a wall
Yol: She'll post a wall alright, and then make the preys pay for it!
Yol: o3o
LuluSillyFox: oh geezus yol
LuluSillyFox: the muricans are still here
Yol: XP


Voel: YOL.
Voel: YOLIO.
Yol: VOEL I SWEAR TO FUAK
Voel baps Yol with the word "YOLIO"
Yol baps Voel with his own health bar
Nikdragon: yolo
Voel picks up a nearby building, slamming Yol into the ground with it.
Yol picks up the ground, slams it over Voel ._.
Voel grabs the sun, and proceeds to END US ALL
Byronee: XD
Voel has caused THE END
Yol picks up the end and bonks Voel with it
Voel proceeds to fling Yol around like a ragdoll
Yol: Well that escalated quickly


Alistair: Yol forgive me, for I must pun
Yol: No
Yol: I will never forgive you
Yol: >=O
Alistair: Who here has ever heard a good steak joke?
JackStorm: I dunno, they're pretty rare...
Yol: This is going to be high steaks isn't it
JackStorm: FIRST! XD
JohnRa: But can be well done
Haruna_Tsuki: high steak poker
Alistair: Not surprising. After all, they're a rare medium well-done
Yol: ...
Yol: did you just
Alistair: Yes


Miirym gently boops Asu
Asuna boops Miirym owo
Yol: inb4 Asu flails
Yol: ...oh
Yol: Well that shut me up
Asuna proceeds to flail at Yol
Yol: D=
Asuna: xD


Miirym: asuu
Asua: hm?
Miirym: can you massage my tummy? o3o
Miirym: it hurts >_>
Asuna: buh I'm giving a tour o3o
Miirym: okay
Asuna: t/me sends her huggles though
Yol: TEE ME
Yol: .A.
Asuna: SHUSH
Yol: SUSHI
Yol: .A.
Asuna baps Yol with a tuna fish
Yol: TUNER FEESH
Yol: oAo
Asuna then baps him with a salmon
Yol: SALE MAN
Yol: OAO
Asuna baps Yol with a plush briefcase
Yol: uhhhh
Yol: Ummmm
Asuna: xD
Yol: POSH BRIEFCASE
Yol: ?A?
Asuna: XD


Miirym: im just building at my creative plot nuna o3o
Adrenia: im asuing that was supposed to be an /r or something?
Yol: A SUING
Yol: ASU ING
Yol: .A.
Adrenia: im suing you i gues
NunaBane: Asunaing
Yol: [flailing intensifies]
Adrenia: *intensity intesly intensifys*
*Asuna is no longer AFK
Asuna FLAILS AT EVERYTHING
Asuna: RAWR
NunaBane: Wb xD


FloraFuana is no longer AFK.
FloraFauna bleats!
Yol: DROP THE BLEAT
FloraFuana: WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
Yol: XD


Haruna_Tsuki: hey yol can i get a hand?
Yol: No, I kinda need my hands ._.
Haruna_Tsuki: XD har har


Zuri: Pearl
Zuri: wanna see the Nakery
Yol: NAKERY
Pearl: um
Yol: oAo
Pearl: UH
Quauahtli: Why do you call it the Nakery, zuri? O-o
Zuri: idk
Pearl: u... UNCLEAN
Zuri: I mistyped Bakery and ended up with Nakery
Yol: =P
Quauahtli: oh, was about to say xD
Quauahtli: Like do the workers serve people naked or something? XD
Yol: Maybe they literally serve boobies
Zuri: hehehehehe
Moodi: what the fuck
Moodi: stop now
Yol: XD


Alcastar: Spooks for Halloween: http://i.imgur.com/A85I2ow.jpg
Yol:
Spoiler: show
THAT CARE BARE IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

Luey: Not near as scary and smelly as yol! :D
Smiting Luey
Smiting Luey
Smiting Luey
Smiting Luey
Smiting Luey
Smiting Luey
Luey died
Luey: Yol is super smelly cuz he just messed up my /back >:o
Yol: Well you're an asshole Luey, so of course you know what that smells like 8D
Luey: :D


Yol: Right, now that that's been taken care of
Adrenia: now that whats taken care of?
Yol: Was helping a dude out =V
Snekk: Im the dude. Blame me
Moodi: Yooo.
Yol blames Snekk =I
Moodi: Snekk is back?
Yol: Yus
Snekk: Now who said that?
Snekk: I heard Snekk got taken by a group of traveling salesmen
Yol: They're selling Snekks? =o
Ceylon: No
Ceylon: Snekk oil.
Yol: XD
Moodi: I heard Snekk joined the hyper illuminati. :>
Snekk: Boo!


Kari tried to swim in lava
Adrenia: swimming in lava isent good for your health
Yol: Neither is being eaten, but that doesn't stop you guys =V
Ceylon: Stops me. xwx
Kari tried to swim in lava
Adrenia: but what about eating others?
Ceylon: owo
Yol: That messes up your figure =V
Filwuf: XD


NunaBane is no longer AFK.
Adrenia: wb nuna
Yol: Nuna? Or A nun? =V
NunaBane: Yoooooooooooooooool
Yol: BANE OF NUNS
Yol: XD
Yol: Okay I'll stop now XD
NunaBane: Yol at one point you hated puns ;w;
Yol: I hate BAD puns XD
NunaBane: Well yol need some help x3
Yol: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Adrenia: hey anyone up for hide and eat?
Nepeta: shortly i will be
Snekk: I made our hide and eat arena. Just wanting to brag
Snekk: You're welcome!
Nepeta: nice
Asuna: Snekk, dun let your ego get too big xD
Snekk: Also I had help
Yol: I thought Marin made that o_O
Snekk: It was a collaborative effort
Snekk: My plot, her money, her leadership, her recruitment of workers, and her iron fist
Snekk: So yeah 50/50
Yol: XD
NunaBane: xD
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Tue Nov 22, 2016 5:38 am

Engi: H-Hi. I-I'm Engi... And w-who is this in my l-lap?
Yol: I almost read that as "who is in my crap"
Sonya_Grey: the wuffy on you lap is named Sonya~ *giggles and kisses your nose*
Engi: (*Throws brick at Yol >x<*)
Yol: Honestly, still wouldn't have been the weirdest thing I've heard on the server =V
Engi: (No kidding)
Engi: P-Pleasure to meet you S-Son-Ah..S-Sonya
Engi can't even talk correctly with all the grinding
Yol: Grinding? Is she making Engi sharper? o3o
Yol: ...okay I'll stop now XD
Engi: (Yol i swear to FUAK)
Yol: X3
Engi: (See what you did? You got me addicted to your swear words!)
Yol: Yes, soon all will be one with fuak
Yol: Then we will all join to fight the owo menace


Yol: I still can't watch Jontron when he covers movies most of the time
MashedPotato: ikr
Engi: (Just the games huh?)
Yol: Ain't his fault though, the cringe is just unbearable >w>
Kuram_FluffyArticFox: Same
Yol: Holy shit where did all of you come from
MashedPotato: from your heart
Kuram_FluffyArticFox: The shadows. OwO
Yol: But I'M a shadow
Yol: ._.
Yol: Does that mean I just gave birth to Kuram
Yol: Holy fuak that's a weird thought
Kuram_FluffyArticFox: Naw
Kuram_FluffyArticFox: I'm made of snow and ice.
Yol: D=
Yol: Oh god who did I cheat on
Kuram_FluffyArticFox: No one. I just exist.
Yol: ...this is what happens when Yol plays at close to midnight
Kuram_FluffyArticFox: xD


Sonya_Grey: ((im so sorry engi i spilt my cock
Yol: WHAT.
Kuram_FluffyArticFox: ....
Sonya_Grey: my coke!!!!
Sam is no longer AFK.
Sam: owo
Yol: hahahahahahaha oh my god
Sam: lewd
Engi: (Okay i'll admit.)
Engi: That made me laugh)


Yol: Whatever happened to Rayen anyway
Reffy: not a clue.
Yol: I can never tell if IRC peeps have logged off from here
Reffy: RayenBirb, are you there?
RayenBirb: Yes, just sitting in the corner here panicing :V
Reffy: Why are you panicing?
RayenBirb: Birb panics in chats :V
Yol: Panicing?
Yol: Panicking?
Yol: Picnicing.
Yol: Confirmed, Rayen is picnicing.
JackStorm: XD


Chibi_Tsuki: oki im just waiting at this dispenser since the sign says to wait 10 minutes
Yol: ...XD
Chibi_Tsuki: do i actually get a prize by waiting 10 minutes
Chibi_ Tsuki: ?
Yol: Maaaaaaaaaybe~
Chibi_Tsuki: i just got trolled didnt i?
Yol: XD
Player Chibi_Tsuki took their own life.


Alex: Soooome...
shulmet:?
Yol: BODY
motari: ONCE TOLD ME!
Alex: THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
shulmet: i don't know the lyrics to that song....
Yol: shulmet ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Yol: owo
shulmet: true


Yol: Guys help
Yol: FK is throwing fish at me


Chibi_Tsuki smooches yol for no reason
Yol: D=
Chibi_Tsuki: mmmmm~ licorice
Yol: I'm not actually licorice flavoured ._.
Pearl: hmmm
Pearl: yol flavoured
Yol: licorice is more like Yol's density and texture than anything else
Pearl: I love licuorice
Pearl: the fun thing is
Yol: I can't stand black licorice
Pearl: I think this server has more people who think poop is appetising than people who'd eat licoriceas candy
Yol: .________.
Chibi_Tsuki: XD
Pearl: Its true!


Asuna: and it's 3am xwx
Wisara: morning Asuna ^^
Wisara offers Asu coffee
Asuna flails!
Wisara has the coffee knocked out of her hands and onto her shirt by the flailing Asuna, proceeds to tear up and go back to mining
Asuna stops Wis and cleans up the coffe first. "sorry xwx"
Yol: KOFFING
Yol: .A.
Wisara: D-das oki *sniffle*
Tsuki_Raptor baps asu and yol with a megaton rubber mallet >=V
Yol: WHAT'D I DO D=
Luey just randomly baps yol cuz everyone else is :D
Tsuki_Raptor: for being a smart ass
Jarron wonders what a "bap" is
Yol baps Jarron
Wisara baps Jarron
Oniyuri baps Jarron
Luey baps Jarron
Jaroon: This does NOT help ;-;
Luey baps him again
Aura pokes Jarron just to be different


Yol: ...wow that quote came out weird
Cookie: came .A.
Yol: Get your mind out of the gutter Cookie >=\
Cookie: gut .A.
Yol: COOKIE I SWEAR TO FUAK
Cookie: fuak .A.
Yol: asmdf,haskjl;ghaghag
Cookie: hag .A.
Yol: i will stab you
Yol: with a SPATULA
Cookie: SPAAA .A.
Yol: YOU CUNT
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:08 pm

Yol: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
JuriTheNaga: hello
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lunith: Eeey. It's Y-AAAAAAAAAAAA
Jtace: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yol: XO


Serena_Blaze: damnit java
Serena_Blaze: i'm so gonna nom you
Serena_Blaze: ...
Yol: But then you won't have any MC
Yol: =V
Serena_Blaze: ill go nom Java company
Serena_Blaze: then
Nepeta: but then the bugs will never get fixed
Serena_Blaze: THEN ILL EAT JAVA CEO FOR BLAME
Serena_Blaze: and administrators
Yol: Then there'll be nobody running Java to fix your problems
Yol: =V
Serena_Blaze: Fuuuuuuu


Blair: any f preds or prey who like ub or av? x3
Maria: I'm a female pred. don't really like av though
Blair: ub is fine x3
Blair drowned
Yol: Iiiiiiii don't think that's how you UB XD
Blair: x3
Filwuf: XD


Mari: Hey Yol. Do you like Doritos? o3o
Yol: They're k I guess
Mari: Want one~?
Yol: Sure, if you can throw one all the way to Australia.
Yol: ._.
Mari: Wellllll...where are you? o3o
Yol: Australia.
Yol: ._.
Mari: I mean here, silly. xP
Yol: Australia is here.
Yol: ._.
Mari: In the server. o3o
Yol: .............
Yol: Australia
Yol: XD
Alexa: XD
Mari: Well fine. I'll just give someone else the Dorito. o3o


Timi: oh
Juline_Sane: Steve the Creeper
Timi: you really do have a creeper in here
Yol: ...
Yol: How did you get a creeper in artworld?
Juline_Sane: I built one
Timi: a statue
Yol: Oh
Yol: Derp
Juline_Sane: Steve is very still
Timi: really big
Reffy was blown up by Creeper
Timi: and very scary
Juline_Sane: ...
Yol: ._.
Timi: ...


Rada: Hi Yol
Sam: hi Yol ^^
Ailura: hello yol
Yol: Feck
Mari: The fuakster is here. o3o
Mari: ...
Yol: ._.
Mari: ...
Mari: That sounded better in my head.


Yol: Reeeeeef why are you vanished
Pearl: IM NOT VANISHED
Pearl: YOURE JUST WISARA
Pearl: I mean blind
Yol: what
Pearl: same thing
Yol: ._.
Mari: ...
Pearl: only less attractive
Yol: >=O


Yol: ...I just hit a cow and it started breakdancing


Katie: I can't claim anymore plots for now
Yol: T rank people get extra plots I believe
Raita: T gets 20
Raita: U gets 9
Yol: ...why 9?
Raita: Ask Cookies.
Sam: 9 because you can make a 3x3
Raita: and 20 because 5x4
Yol: I guess but 9 isn't an even numberrrrrrr
Yol: That's going to drive me crazy now ;w;
Raita: Yol confirmed crazy.
Yol: >=C
Reffy: Also yol
Reffy: You're not an even number either
Yol: what's that supposed to mean >=Y
Reffy: That youre odd
Yol: ............
Yol: YOU FUAK


Yol: ...huh. Never had an enderman attack me unprovoked before
Katie: owo
Katie: I wonder why >w<
Yol: I swear to god it was already pole dancing or some shit when I looked up
Yol: Then it was like "OI NO PEEKING CUNT"
LuluSillyFox: yol XD


Pearl: fuak
Yol: Buhhhhhh
Katie: FUAK
Engi: Just in time to hear the fuak! oxo
Quercus: XD
Sayto: Fuaaaaaaa....*stops caring*
Yol: SAYTO
Yol: YOU'RE VANISHED AGAIN
Sayto: shut up
Sayto: nobody cares
Yol: I CARE
Sayto: nobody important cares
Yol: I'm important >=V
Sayto: then you don't care
Yol: FUAK >=C
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby EveKitsune » Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:58 am

Woohoo, I'm on the quotes thread now. XD Because of the Yol...the only person who really seems to post anything on here.
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby Nibor » Fri Dec 09, 2016 10:44 am

Posting to keep an eye on this hilarity!
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Thu Jan 12, 2017 12:44 am

chibi-wolfy wrote:
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Yol: ffffs >w<
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Yol: GODDAMNIT REF
Raito: The buttom of the barrel for jokes too i see.
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Yol: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Yol: OH COME ON
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Yol: >=V
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Yol: oh my fucking god how is this still going
Yol: are you kidding me
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Sam: yol, are you saying you didn't sign up for this? owowowo
Reflet: ROFL
Yol: WHAT
Raito: He signed down.
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Yol: KJHJKLSAGDFKLF
Yol: I WILL PUNCH EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE NETHERLANDS IF ONE OF THEM IS YOU
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Yol: FUJAAAAAAAAAAK
Reflet: fujak
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Reflet: XD
Yol: ;_;

The follow up to this needs context, so here's the full screeny.

Mia: Oh!!
Mia: I can't die from falling anymore!
Mia: Watch this!
Mia fell from a high place
Yol: bahahahaha
Mia: ..nevermind
Wisara: Xd
Wisara: You're right! That IS pretty neat


Clover_Loppai: also what does "jailed" mean~?
Yol: We have a literal jail, Clover.
Clover_Loppai: Oh fun
Clover_Loppai: you need stockafes too o3o maybe some Gallows
Yol: ...at least one of our jails is lined with puns
Yol: That's worse than any torture I can think of
Clover_Loppai: hahaha


Yol is now AFK
Yol is no longer AFK.
Yol: NO I'M NOT
Calindrea is no longer AFK.
Yol is now AFK.
Yol is no longer AFK.
Yol: Oh fuak you Calin >=V
Yol is now AFK.
Yol is no longer AFK.
Yol: >=C
Yol is now AFK.
Yol is no longer AFK.
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yol is now AFK.
Yol is no longer AFK.
Yol: GODSFUAKIT
Emily: ??
Yol: Calin is using the /sudo command to force me into AFK >_<
Emily: XD
Emily: admin aboos
Yol: It distracts me because I'm trying to write here >=V
Emily: is this the new the sign??
Yol: FUAK
Emily: cool it yol
Emily: maybe go afk for a bit
Yol: jlakhsdfkashf kijhlLKHAKJHGJKLAHSDFKJA
Emily: XD


Emily: LeshenXforeveralone
Asuna: LeshenxGroot
Emily: but htye bother are boys
Asuna: o3o
Emily: leshen don't swing that way
Yol: Leshen?
Yol: LEASHEM
Yol: .A.
Emily: Yol?
Emily: BOL
Emily: .A.
Yol: what
Emily: wat
Yol: watt
Emily: watts?
Yol: wyatt
Emily: WHYNOT
Emily: A.A
Yol: WYNAUT


Yol: Did I mention that I use d20 rolls to decide most outcomes? =V
Raven: xD I did not xD
Yol: If it makes you feel better, I still have backup plans in case this goes bad
Yol: You might not like those either, but the story won't end at least XD
Raven: xD at least you got a plan, I literally walked around the area wanting to punch you
Raven: because I didn't know what to do xD
Yol: XD
Yol: ...wait, but you punch me regardless of how things are going
Yol: >w>
Raven: I would OOC punch you X3
Yol: Nuna just casually punches people IN character? o_O
Raven: no just you x3
Yol: ;w;


Vriska has quit the game.
Digital: crashed
Digital: gimmie a sec
Yol: Learn to drive =V
Digital: Yol
Digital: Shaddap
Yol: XD


Asu: Yol
Asu: You still here?
Yol: What's up
Asu: I think we should have a talk
Yol: bout what
Asu: About the birds and the bees owo
Yol: ...
Yol: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Asu: XD


Heather: woo depression!
Yol: .w.
Heather: Wanna try to make me feel better?
Yol: Why, can you not touch things anymore?
Yol: ...okay that was bad, I'm sorry XD
Heather: Well I could always touch you
Yol: .___________________________.
Heather: XD


Heather: Well do you slap your water all the time?
Yol: ...
Yol: what
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby EveKitsune » Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:42 am

This... happened while I was in the Discord chat. o3o
LuluSillyFox - Today at 5:36 AM
Btw mari you would never guess what reff said yesterday
Mari - Today at 5:36 AM
Asu and I did a thing the other day. o3o
(Picture Link that is not important to the quote. o3o)
LuluSillyFox - Today at 5:36 AM
Reff said
She wanted me to be smoker and lick her out
Mari - Today at 5:37 AM
*flails! LITTLEMERS DON'T NEED TO BE HEARING THIS!*
LuluSillyFox - Today at 5:38 AM
And that if I got pounced o by a humter she would take pics for later in the night
Mari - Today at 5:39 AM
*flaaaaaaaaaaaaaails! Staaaahp!*
LuluSillyFox - Today at 5:39 AM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
VorecraftBOT - Today at 5:39 AM
[Apprentice] Reffles: its just a game. xD
Mari - Today at 5:39 AM
*is still a littlemer. o3o*
LuluSillyFox - Today at 5:40 AM
*is a silly ickle fox*
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby RossTheEmeraldFox » Sun Jan 15, 2017 11:57 pm

I only made one appearance.. And that was as "Yol's brain"


No Ross for me today.. :(
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby vorelover2 » Fri Jan 20, 2017 3:09 am

yol if you can you need to find a while back when nuna got crushed by someones foot, it was a really good quip that even made wis laugh!
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby Reff » Mon Jan 30, 2017 8:01 am

filwuf joined the server
Filwuf lewds the server
Filwuf gives the server a gentle caress
Reffy: ._.
Filwuf: shhh...
Filwuf: dont tell reffy
Filwuf left the server
~Reffy on VoreCraft~

Join us! Build a house, get eaten.. or eat others! (or both! x3)

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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:02 pm

Alla was blown up by Creeper
Alla: JESUS CRIST
Yol: JESUS CRUST
Yol: .A.
Luka: JESUS FUAK
Luka: oAo
Yol: JESUS SHET
Yol: OAO
Exial: CHEESE AND RICE OUO
Rethis: ORANGE CHICKEN O^O
Yol: ...I love you guys


Oniyuri: So, just to clarify, we haven't decided on a skin for me to use? owo
Holly: Use your favourite one! ^_^
Oniyuri: Idunno which that is tho >~<
Yol: Eenie Meenie minie
[Dice] Yol rolled 3 out of 3
Oniyuri: Oniyuri it is.
[Dice]Disalign rolled 3 out of 3
Yol: lol
Disalign: owo
[Dice] Azura rolled 3 out of 3
Yol: oh my god ahahahaha
Oniyuri: wow
Azura: what are the odds of that
Holly: ROFL
Oniyuri: everyone's getting oniyuri owo
Yol: The D3 has spoken XD
[Dice] Drago rolled 3 out of 3
Drago: ....
Yol: OH WOW
Azura: ok! Now thats just spooky
Oniyuri: Oniyrui reallt wants to eat, I guess owo


Yol: Most of what I do here is based around the Interactive these days
Yol: But I get less votes on account of how much people have to read to catch up ;w;
Saige: make a short version
Saige: to catch up quickly
Yol: Well the thing is
Yol: Even if I made an abridged version I'd have to constantly rewrite it
Reffy: Yol, just use /book
Yol: ?
Yol: ...HOLY SHIT
Yol: YOU CAN EDIT SIGNED BOOKS???
Yol: HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS
Reffy: its a plugin =V
Yol: FUAKIN
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yol: THAT WOULD HAVE SAVED ME SO MUCH TROUBLE
Reffy: And that is why we make fun of yol. Its too easy
Reffy: Love ya <3


Terezi: Hey, Roses?
Terezi: After this match can you do me a favour..?
PaintingRosesRed: Oh, hm? What is it< Terezi?
Terezi: I want you to turn.
Terezi: me.
(note: Roses is a vampire)
PaintingRosesRed: *Bows*
PaintingRosesRed: As you wish.
Yol rotates Terezi 180 degrees
Yol: owo
Terezi: beats the fuck out of Yol with her cane
Yol: XD
Yol: Worth it


Yol: ...jesus christ it's already 2pm
Akrea: it's 7:33 for me
Akrea: pm
Yol: Yeah well ozzie timezones
Yol: We have it weeeeeeird
Yol: As in "CHRISTMAS IS IN FUCKING SUMMER" weird
Akrea: xD


Drago: guys cobalt goht just kicked for spam
Yol: ._.
Drago: guys*
Yol: Well speaking from experience
Drago: cus his post was too long
Yol: It doesn't have to be in chat to get kicked for spam
Yol: Also STAHP PUNCHIN MEH
Yol: >=V
NunaBane cast Fireball on you!
Yol: THAT'S EVEN WORSE


Disalign: I was pissed about the admittedly really stupid llama situation
Disalign: But now I havea milkshake
Akrea: :O
Akrea: what flavour, disa? :o
Yol: Damn it now I want a milkshake
Akrea: SAME
Yol: ...please say it's strawberry
Disalign: home-made chocolate
Yol: FUAK


Adelaide: I'll go lava mining.
Yol: Lava...
Yol: mining
Yol: ._.
Adelaide: Yeah.
Ailura: goes to mine air every day
Yol: .___.
Ailura: tries to mine Yol
Yol: NYEH
Ailura: Aww, mean yol doesn't want to be mined o.o
Yol: ;_;
Yol: I'm not renewable ;_;
GrimStar: But it's minecraft
GrimStar: Mine<Craft
Yol: I'm not craftable either >=I
Ailura: Uh ? I can ask cookie to make yol.renewable=true
Yol: what
Ailura: Then we can go Yol mining owo
Yol: what the fuuuuuuuck
Yol: x_x
Ailura: push the logic out a closed submarine window


Reffy: I think im like... a less in control of himself edgeworth
Yol: Franzizka, then? =V
Reffy: sn0 would like that
Yol: PFFFFFT
Sn0riat: wat?
Sn0riat: oh
Sn0riat: wait
Sn0riat: stahp
Sn0riat: nuh!
Sn0riat: imma bed!
Yol: XXD


Yol: "Oh it's midnight I'd better go to bed"
Yol: It's nearly 1am now
Yol: What the fuck where did the time go
Drago: wait im gona look under the fridge
Drago lifts his own fridge up looking for yols lost time
Drago: mmh nope not here o3o
Yol: ._.
Drago: ...but i found a hotdog... o3o
Sam: eww .w.


Yol: ...jesus I just realized I have a backlog of quotes stacking up
Yol: I should probably get on that
Reffy: POST
Yol: ...maybe tomorrow >3>
Reffy: NOW
Yol: nuh
Reffy: it is your mission
Yol: is midnight
Yol: brian is too tired
Reffy: midnight?
Reffy: so it is tomorrow there =D
Reffy: good.
Yol: ...yes actually
Yol: ...
Yol: .................
Yol: FUAK
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby Eternus » Tue Feb 28, 2017 5:54 pm

It's nice to come back and read these every once in a while. It does seem like I'm missing out on quite a bit though. ^^; Oh well... I miss you all you little gut sluts! :wink: (-Sephora)
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:23 pm

Yol: ...jesus Choco, have you been reading all night?
Choco: the pmd story is nice yol, read 26 chapters today
Choco: uh.... no, I killed people in GTA too
Yol: Not sure if that is better or worse .w.
Choco: XD


Cookie stuffs a potato into disas mouf
Yol: ...why a potato
Yol: Potatoes aren't sweet
Disalign: Swallows the potato
Cookie: sweetpotatoes
Disalign: owo
Yol: ...wwwwwait
Yol: is it cannibalism if dis eats sweet things
Nunabane: Yol you say that... ON A VORE SERVER xDDD
Cookie: oh that's sweet stuffs yol into disa
Yol: I'M NOT SWEET >=V
Disalign spits out Yol
Disalign: Nu .n.
Cookie: salty
Yol: FUAK


Yol: o_O
Reffy: Owo
Higgs: hai yol
Yol: Higgeh .3.
Higgs: What's the .3. for?
Higgs: ;^;
Yol: It's for .3.
Higgs: Higgy is a .3. person ;-;
Yol: I thought you were at ;^; person
Higgs: But chu called me a .3. person D:
Yol: No, you called you a .3. person ._.
Reffy: Yol
Reffy: Youre awful
Yol: what
Higgs: No you did
Yol: WHAT
Reffy: THAT
Yol: i am confuse
Tsuki: one for the quotes owo


Raita:kimagosleepnowbecauseihavetostudytomorrowwritingapaperandshitandineedtopassmyclassandwowitsonea mishouldreallygosleepokaygoodnight
Raita has quit the game
Yol: what the fuck
Teagan: lol
Vorian: ded


Krimly has joined the game
Krimly: Connected using PickaxeChat for Android
Yol: How do you chat with a pickaxe anyway
Zaira: you yell at it
Zaira: very loudly


Yol: ...why do I have a cake
Reffy: because its your brthday, yol
Yol: Nuh
Reffy: Happy bierthday!
Yol: Not for another... four months or so
Rinku: Happy birthday, yol! :DDD
Choco: Reffles misspelled it, it's barthdai o.o
Yol: what
Raito: It's baibai day
Yol: Oh fuak you all >=V


wolfdemon66666 was shot by GorthCDL using [Sword of Beheading]
Reffy: shot...?


AlexyTheHusky was fireballed by Skeleton
Yol: what


Reffy: =o
Reffy: whats with the gold ingot?
Zaira: owo?
Zaira: what ingot?
snowthegryphon: idk just felling generous
Zaira: aww
Zaira: cute
Reffy: I have no use for it owo
Zaira: JESUS
Yol: CUTE JESUS
Yol: .A.
Reffy: No, no
Reffy: My name is Reff
Zaira: no
Zaira: yol
Yol: ._.
Zaira: you have no idea
Zaira: what just fucking happened to me
Zaira: let me set this up for you
Zaira: Its the middle of the day
Zaira: Im in the mega taiga
Zaira: going up a hill
Zaira: theres nothing going on
Zaira: when ALL OF A SUDDEN
Zaira: 4 skele riders fucking ride down from the trees and slam down to the ground
Zaira: they jkust
Zaira: came from the trees
Zaira: THE TALLEST TREES
Yol: ...cute jesus riders? owo
Zaira: XD


Zaira: well, if anyones interested in summoning a dragon, I have 3 crystals
Yol: You need four though =V
Zaira: I could make another
Zaira: if i got more sand
Reffy: yeah
Reffy: three only summon a yol
Yol: what
Yol: You can't summon me >=V
Zaira summons yol
Yol doesn't move ._.
Reffy teleported you to Zaira
Teleporting...
Yol: FUAK


Krimly: Connected using PickaxeChat for Android
Krimly: Eeh. I wanna get on my desktop but there's no point.
Yol: Well I don't see why not, desktops don't make very good seats
Krimly >:T
Yol: XP
Krimly: I'd crush it. 2thicc.


Reffy: Yol
Reffy: did you ever fight a gore magala?
Yol: I didn't bother with MH4
Reffy: its in gen too
Yol: I've played MH3U and MHX, that's it =V
Zaira: MHX IS MHGEN
Reffy: MHX is gen
Yol: I don't care, the x makes it sound cooler
Yol: XD
Zaira: xD


Reffy: but reffy ate the monster
Reffy: and the others are poking at her gut and asking for the carves
Yol: XD
Reffy: "..uh.. just.. wait a day or two..."
Yol: "GODSFUAKIT GIMMIE THAT RUBY"


Yol: ...awwww fuak
Yol: Writer's block ;_;
Reffy eats the block.
Yol: Writer's _____ ;_;
Zaira: ... now all yol has is writers :V


Emily_Grey fell from a high place
Emily_Grey fell from a high place
Emily_Grey fell from a high place
Yol: Okay why does Emily keep falling
Emily_Grey: Building down from a floating platform is hard okay ;-;
Yol: Have you tried using water?
Emily_Grey: ...I feel so dumb now it hurts...
Yol: XD
Emily_Grey: XD


[Broadcast] Server will restart in 5 minutes
Zaira: woot!
[Broadcast] restart in 3 mins and 20 seconds
Zaira: ...how oddly specific
Yol: Damn, I was just gonna do another shout at like 1-2 minutes
Yol: But sn0 did my job .w.
[Broadcast] restart in 2 minutes 30 seconds and 10 miliseconds and 10 nanoseconds
Zaira: :V
ZapTheCrazyMiner: Does that mean sn0...
ZapTheCrazyMiner: Took yer job!?
[Broadcast] HE TERK MAH DERBS
Zaira: xD
ZapTheCrazyMiner: Dey took his jerb!
[Broadcast] yol needs to shut down the server so he can download prons in 30s
Yol: WHAT
Yol: SN0 YOU FUAK
Zaira: :P
Amelia: Hahahaha~


AuroraTheMoth: Also
AuroraTheMoth: I've noticed when gravel falls
AuroraTheMoth: it seems to
AuroraTheMoth: vibrate madly?
AuroraTheMoth: idk how else to describe it
AuroraTheMoth: it goes bonkers
Weegee: a common occurance among most gravel species
Yol: Wow
Yol: That's a really old bug
Yol: I honestly thought they fixed that by now
AuroraTheMoth: Excuse me? I'm 21 >:U
Weegee: pff
Yol: ...oh pfffft
Yol: I didn't mean it like that XD
AuroraTheMoth: :3c


Frosty: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Yol: Oi
Yol: You put that table back right now young man
Frosty: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Yol: ./ban frosty table abuse
Frosty: no u
Yol: NO U
Frosty: ./ban yol because no u
[Broadcast] NO U
[Broadcast] NO U
[Broadcast] NO U
Frosty: >:I
Yol: XD
Frosty: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Yol: Oh goddamnit now we're full circle
Frosty: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ rq:
Frosty: fuak
Yol: ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
Frosty: NO
Frosty: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Yol: ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
Frosty: :rw:
Frosty: FUAK
Frosty: ASKJFGAJKHSGFKGSJ
Yol: ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ) ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ) ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
Sayto: you guys getting awfully spammy >_<
Sayto: cool it
Yol: I don't think he can get any cooler
Yol: He's already...
Yol: frosty
8D
Sayto: Frosty's a she
Yol: FUAK
Frosty: (╯◉益◉)╯︵ ┻━┻
Yol: You should cool down Frosty
Yol: You're gonna break something 8D
Frosty: akfjhafhLKDHF
Frosty takes a bat, and beats yol with it
Yol: Bats don't hurt a whole lot, they're scrawny and mostly wing
Yol: 8D
Frosty twitch
Yol: XD
Frosty takes a baseball bat, and beats yol with it
Yol: Dude that's just the same bat with a baseball cap on it
Frosty: GRABS A CHAINSAW AND RUNS AFTER YOL
Yol: I dunno how you picked up a whole seesaw made of chain links but okay 8D
Frosty: ...
Frosty just punches yol in the face
Yol: Okay fine I'll take that XD
Frosty: qwq
Yol: I'm laughing for real right now ahaha


Sayto: owo anyone else want blocks of things?
Yol: can I get a block of stfu? That'd come in handy later
Sayto: you can get a block of go fuak yourself
Sayto: that you can use right now
Yol: Close enough
Xelly: xD


btown3: i like bones ^-^
bown3: and it looks cool
Jade: You like bones?~
Jade: I do, too~
lucy56 has just earned the achievement [Getting Wood]
Yol: Speaking of bones


Sam: i need more synonyms for the female reproductive parts .w.
Yol: CUNT
Sam: something that's not so damn filthy like pussy and cunt >w>
Yol: A REALLY SQUEEKY CLEAN CUNT


Yol: Oh god I didn't want to think about that
Sn0riat: This message has been removed.
Yol: get it away get it away x_x
Sn0riat: there
Sn0riat: all gone
Yol: X3
Alcastar: I missed it
Alcastar: because I was oggling
Yol: GOOGLING
Yol: .A.
Alcastar: ogling
Alcastar: goggling
Sn0riat oggles about
Yol: google.ogg
Alcastar: ogle.ogg
Yol: egg.ogg
Alcastar: egg nog! OWO


Yol: I'M TOO TIRED TO PLAY VIDYA
Yol: WHAT DO
Asu: BUTTON MASH
Yol: LKASJYDHFKASYDHGUIASEGIFAUSYDHFGK
Yol: M I DOIN IT RITE
Asu: YEE
Yol: YAI


Sam: and this is why nobody likes ubisoft
Sam: adding to that of course the uplay itself, because that was such a needed thingy
Sam: and everyone would rather use uplay than any other similar platform
Sam: now if you'll excuse me, i've gotta repair my sarcasm meters as they blew up -w-
Yol: uplay is a big part of the reason I never bothered finishing... uhhh...
Yol: Shit what's it called again?
Sam: farcry?
Yol: Farcry 4, that's it
Yol: ...how'd you know I was gonna say farcry
Sam: eh, just a game most people play that's from ubisoft
Sam: assassin creeds haven't been all too popular lately owo'
Yol: WELL MAYBE I JUST LIKE UNPOPULAR STUFF
Yol: >=V
Yol: ...damn I AM getting kooky
Reffy: Oh
Reffy: But yol seems to like me..
Reffy: but I thought I was popular..
Reffy: but yol likes me
Reffy: but I thought..
Reffy: but yol..
Reffy: BOOM


Raito: Speaking of yolblock
Raito: How do you actually deactivate the bedrock tool?
Yol: ./lb toolblock off
Raito: I tried that,
Raito: It just says "Tool off"
Raito: And leavs me with bedrock
Raito: Oh.
Raito: Now it works?!
Yol: Are you sure that's an actual tool then?
Raito: wtf
Yol: Ah XD
Raito: Thanks
Raito: But that was perplexing
Yol: ./lb tool off and ./lb toolblock off are separate commands
Raito: ./lb yolblock off
Raito: owo
Yol: FUA--
Cookie: yolblock has shut down..
Raito: ./lb yolblock
Cookie: yolblock has started
Yol: K
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby PerfectDark » Sat Apr 08, 2017 10:33 am

Yol: =V
Raito: V=
Raito: =V
Raito: V=
Raito: =V
Raito: Its a rave!
Alca: ^^^^ into spikes
Yol: <(^_^<) ^(^_^)^ (>^_^)>

1 hour later

Raito uploaded "ItsARave.mp4" [Link: https://youtu.be/o9_AMEUnST0]
Raito: This took longer to make than i'd like to admit.
Cookies: fuak owo
Yol: .____________________________________.
Yol: OH MY GOD
Yol: THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY
Yol: YOU JUST ENDED IT LIKE THAT
Raito: x3


I should really be working on my exam.
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Sat Apr 15, 2017 3:59 am

Tsuki_Raptor: pokes the yolstar
Yol: I'm not a star
Yol: If anything I'm a black hole ._.
Tsuki_Raptor: so you pretty much suck at everything =V
Yol: FUAK


LaggiestMobster was cuddled to death by LaggiestMobster using Fling(Wand)
Yol: what
Malmuira: ^
Weegee: pfft
Reffles: owo
Malmuira: how even
Yol: ...no seriously what
Yol: That makes less sense the more I read it
Reffles: you melee with it.
Yol: HE KILLED *HIMSELF*


Spirit: hello
Yol: FUAK
Spirit: O.o
Yol: my brian is fuak
Spirit: ahh.
Yol: Oh so that makes sense to you
Yol: XD


Black_Sheep: When I was in school, I wish I did more LOTE, I can only speak english :c
Yol: LOTE?
Black_Sheep: Languages other than English :3
Yol: Never heard that as an acronym before
Black_Sheep: Hm
Yol: Lord Of The... uhh
Yol: EGGS
Yol: .A.
Black_Sheep: Close enough
Black_Sheep: .A. .A.
Yol: XD


Drago: omg car vs dragon O3O
Yol: Car? ._.
Drago: oh i mean dragon x car owo cus porn
Yol: THAT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE


Electric_Walrus: why am i blind?
Electric_Walrus has quit the game.
Electric_Walrus has joined the game.
Yol: Still blind?
Electric_Walrus: yep
Yol: I think it's a shrunkcraft glitch
Yol: Death might fix it
Electric_Walrus: is there a way to kill myself?
Yol: Does /suicide work?
Player Electric_Walrus took their own life.
Electric_Walrus: there we go
Yol: ...I just told someone to kill themselves to fix blindness
Yol: Is that fucking morbid or what
Nyansabi: Lmao
Nix: no
Nix: that makes you an experienced doctor
Nix: well done
Yol: ._.


Yol: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 A B C D E F
Nix: woa
Nix: now i know my abcs
Nix: my colors
Nix: and my numbers
Nix: yol
Nix: you should be on sesame street
Yol: I tried, but they kicked me off after I tried to eat Elmo
Nix: oh
Raksuda: XD


Reffles: welcome to the server Nyansabi
Nyansabi: Thanks!! c:
Reffles: tell us a little about you, if you feel up to it ^^ are you pred? prey? maybe a switch?
Reffles: a nintendo switch maybe?
Reffles: can I play zelda on you?
Yol: Switch-tan is obviously pred =V
Reffles: as it consumes the life of its owner?
Yol: oh my god
Nix: that got deep
Yol pokes Nyansabi a few times
Yol: Nope, no buttons
Nyansabi: I got poked.
Nix: don't poke the nintendo switch
Nix: i mean
Nix: the newcomer
Yol: Wait the Switch has a touchscreen
Yol rubs his fingertups on Nyan's cheeks
Nix: holy shit yol
Nix: you're a fucking genius
Yol: ...okay okay I'll stop XD
Nyansabi: O h
Raksuda: XD


GhostEmoji has joined the game.
Ghost: Connected using PickaxeChat for Android
Ghost: Aaa!
Yol: PICKAXES DON'T TALK
Wisara: I beg to disagree
Yol: Are you a pickaxe Wisara
Wisara: No, but my pickaxe whispers dark secrets to me
Wisara: usually about how it wants to murder ALL of the cobblestone


Reffles: there is a shop for magic wand stuff, but you need a magic wand first.
Yol: Sometimes I kinda wonder why we don't just sell the bloody wands =V
Reffles: because then we'd do one of yol's ideas.
Wisara: Oh hey Reffy
Yol: What's that supposed to mean >=C
Reffles: everything
Wisara: What if we just SELL the wands?
Reffles: so I had this great idea of..OH
Reffles: great idea wis!
Yol: REFF
Yol: I WILL BEAT YOU WITH ANOTHER REFF


Nix: the couch bandit keeps disappearing and reappearing cobalt
Nix: they aren't dropping anything ;3;
Yol: NINJA BANDIT
Nix: lol
Cobalt: not those bandits
Nix: which
Cobalt: the boss
Nix: what kind of lunatic would be the boss of a huge couch
Yol: The fat guy binge watching Game of Thrones on it


Disalign: Man
Disalign: Rick and morty season 3 is some good stuff on cartoon network right now
Disalign: And then suddenly silence
Yol: In my defence I'm trying to write >w<
Namestop: You get no excuse!
Namestop: You're to always give 100% attention to minecraft. It is life
Yol: I'm writing IN Minecraft, so it still counts >=V
Namestop: Well played...


Popplio: ...and go onto the internet to look at dank memes and deeply ponder the meaning of life
Sayto: You're already on the internet ^^
Yol: Is there an internet within MC
Sayto: owo you're on the internet playing minecraft Yol
Yol: But I want it on MC
Yol: So I can play internet on MC on the internet
Popplio: wait w h a t
Sayto: you don't play inernet Yol
Sayto: you play ON the internet
Yol: FINE GEEZ
Yol: Play ON the internet in MC on the internet >=V
Popplio: why can't we play with the internet
Sayto: Because the internet is a vast array of connected computers
Sayto: it isn't exactly a physical thing
Yol: Then clearly we need to start building computers
Sayto: then you'll be playing on the computer
Popplio: you're able to download minecraft on the computer
Popplio: and then play minecraft on minecraft
Yol: On the internet on the computer in Minecraft on the internet
Popplio: mineception
Sayto: man this conversation took a hard left
Yol: On the internet?
(not quoted: Sayto striking me with lightning)
Yol: XD


Yol: I'M FUAKN TIRED
Ailura: Why don't you go sleep ? o.o
Yol: Were it so easy =_=
Ailura: What stops you from sleeping ? owo
Ailura: Go to your bed at night and press "e"
Yol: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yol: there, now what
Ailura: press harder
Yol: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ailura: Now don't forget to close your eyes too .
Yol: This is the weirdest fuakn sleep ever


Rex2D2: dammit i think minecrift crashed
Yol: MINECRIFT
Yol: .A.
mikeg101: yes mincrift
Yol: MINCRIFT
Disalign: MineC Rift
Yol: oAo
mikeg101: mincrift
Yol: MINCE RIFT
Disalign: The new microsoft multiplayer browser system.
Yol: OAO
Disalign: MineC Rift
Disalign: Join the Rift
Narra: the what?
Nathan_Vyros: Lol
Yol: well that was amazing


Ghosty: I hate music and everything about making it. :T
Yol: Ghosty makes moosic?
Yol: MAKE ME A SONG .A.
Iyari: But you already have one yol
Yol: what
Iyari: https://youtu.be/o_cikTgwMXY
Yol: ...If that's Darude Sandstorm I swear I will smash you with a brick
Iyari: It's not.
(one quick listen later)
Yol: ...now I kinda wish it WAS sandstorm =I
Iyari: xD
Stylesrj: What about this?
Stylesrj: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8
Yol: Pffffft
Yol: Not bad, but that's more Reffy than me
Yol: OWOWOWOWO


Yol: ...cons of being a mod - logging in in buttfuck nowhere and wondering how you got here
Xoari: XD
Xoari: I know the pain
Reffy: Con pf being a vcraft mod
Reffy: You gotta deal with me evwn off server
Reffy: Owo
Yol: And apparently have trouble spelling from Discord too
Yol: owowowo
Reffy: Small phone keyboard
Reffy: Bite me
Yol bites Reffy OWO
Reffy: swallows yol
Yol: fuak
Kessho: Fuak detected
Yol: Huh. Didn't know Kess used the Discord
Kessho: you Do know ive talked to you before through discord, this is the third time ive yelled Fuak detected over it
Yol: Eh, I can't remember >w<
Yol: In my defence I'm a bit sugared up
Delia Steel: The Fuak alarms are blaring but no one gives a fuak about them
Yol: That's because I don't give any fuaks
Delia Steel: No fuaks in the brian
Yol: ...that has to be the weirdest way to phrase that
Kessho: I found it!
Kessho: i found fuak
Kessho http://www.weather-forecast.com/place_m ... Fuak.8.gif
Yol: ...oh my fuaking god


Iyari: owo
Sam: owo
Iyari: owowowowowowo
Sam: o3o
Iyari: oVo
Sam: oWo
Iyari: o3o
Iyari: OVVO
Sam: ouo
Yol: ._.
Sam: *u*
Iyari: YoY
Sam: öwö
Iyari: ¥₩¥
Yol: I feel like my brian is melting watching this unfold
Sam: pfh X3
Iyari: ono
Sam: places some ice cubes on yol's head owo
Iyari:

Owo
Yol: x_x
Yol: guys help
Yol: I think the staffchat's infected with the owo epidemic
Sam: what's you mean? owo
Iyari: owo;
Iyari: oWoierd, owohy owould yowou think that?
Yol: oh my god
Iyari: Yowol
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Tue May 09, 2017 12:49 am

Tsuki: hey yol?
Yol: WHAT
Tsuki: when will you update the quotes iwi
Yol: I was thinking of doing it today
Yol: But I'm too goddamn tired
Tsuki: dooooooooooooooooo iiiiiiiiitttttttt
Tsuki: owo
Yol: Nuh
Reffles: two tires are enough
Yol: what
Yol: ...
Reffles: you just bike over to the forums owo
Yol: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Reffles: you did say you were two tired
Tsuki: XD
Reffles: owo


Reffy: Yol!
Reffy: The server is messaging me
Reffy: It said you seem to be in a too good mood
Reffy: So
Reffy: I have to test if youre the real yol
Yol: ._.
Reffy: Tell me. What makes you do yolly today?
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Reffy: Ok. Is yol
Tsuki: its him


Yol: You have no idea how many people come here looking for a quick and lazy fap, and sometimes you can pick it from the username
HentaiProdigy: Yeah, I understand that.
Reffy: Ah yol
Reffy: You mean like that guy
Reffy: TastyBaconEatMe
Yol: Or TinySnack
Yol: OWOWOWO
Spike: Or Yol, what the hell kind of name is Daddy Yol?
Yol: SPIKE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE
Yol: >=V
Reffy: XD


Akrea places a toppingless pancake onto Yol's head
Yol: ...why a pancake
Yol: Stahp puttin things on mah head >=V
Akrea places a top hat on top of the pancake that's on Yol's head
Yol: FUAK
...some time later...
sypher -carefully and slowly places a cupcake on yol's head
Yol: DAMN IT NOT YOU TOO
Cobalt Equally carefully places a cupcake on top of the cupcake on Yol's head
Yol: FUAK
sypher: owo


SpectreKP: Tries stuffing a book inside Yol
Yol: what
Yol: why a book
SpectreKP: because dirty toys are dumb
Yol: whaaaaaaaaat
SpectreKP: ..And I need to dispose of this.
Yol: I'M NOT A TRASH CAN >=C
Yol throws the book at Spectre
SpectreKP: You're a shadow blob thing.. in the shape of a wolf.
SpectreKP: catches boob
Yol: bahahahahaha
SpectreKP: bleh
Asuna: back
Yol" I'm laughing at that harder than I should be
SpectreKP: I caught something I shouldn't have ./2/.;
Yol: I think it was Asu's
Yol: owo
Asuna: huh?
SpectreKP: releases boob out into the wilds
Yol: oh my god XD
Saya: Botw
Saya: Boob of the Wilds
Yol: This is so stupid why is it funny to me


Skydragon: *rolls my eyes so hard they fall out of my face*
Yol: Oooooh. I hear dragon eyes are a neat alchemy ingredient
Yol: owo
Skydragon: they shoot lasers
Yol: EVEN BETTER


Raito: Stupid annoying washing machines..
Raito: My problem is that you start the wsh, and 5 mins later you get a text saying "Your wash is done!"
Raito: And then you come and check it, and it's not even wet.
Raito: 20 nok wasted.
Raito: Well, luckily it seems to refund it but still.
Raito: What shit..
Yol: ...what kinda fuckin washing machine do you have that it texts you when it's done?
Raito: Yol, i live in a government supported student housing.
Raito: So they have a giant washing room.
Yol: WASHING MACHINES DON'T TEXT >=V
Reffy: Yol
Reffy: They do in the civilized countries
Yol: What's that supposed to-
Yol: ...
Yol: FUAK
Cookie: washing machines around here have wifi
Cookie: i have no idea why
Yol: YOU GUYS ARE WEIRD .A.
Reffy: My oven emails me whenever my favourite foods are in sale
NunaBane: xD
WashingMachine38: Lewds the server before getting back to Raito's wash
Yol: what
Reffy: And my shower says good morning when I turn it on between 5 and 11 am
NunaBane: was just lewded by a... washing machine?
Yol: I dunno what's worse, a WashingMachine username or the fact that there's 38 of them
Raita: Reffy having sexual affairs with her shower in the morning confirmed.
Raito: We have roughtly 40 washing machines / Dryers at our placec.
Raito: Then again, theres like 15 buildings with 6+ floors of people in em so.
Yol: I don't think your fuakn washing machines are sentient enough to join Discord >=V
Raito: If it has internet it can
Cookie: it has an app for that yol
Yol: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME


Wisara: http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8378055 man I hope that link works
Yol: WIS YOU SON OF A BITCH
Wisara: Wis is a girl dear
Yol: WIS YOU DAUGHTER OF A BITCH
Yol: >=C
Wisara: Better


Tsuki rubs herself against the asubot inside the barrier~
Tsuki: owo
Yol: oi
Yol: stahp messin with Asu's shet
Tsuki: SHEET
Tsuki: .A.
Yol: SHUT
Tsuki: SHOT
FK: SLOT
Tsuki: SLIT
Tsuki: owo
FK: SLUT
Tsuki: SLUG
FK: SLAG
Tsuki: SHAG
Akahito Otaka: FAG
Yol: Holy shit how is this still going
Akahito Otaka: xD


Tsuki: damnit gtg TwT
Yol: TwiT
Yol: owo
Tsuki: yol
NunaBane: TWAT
Yol: OWO
NunaBane: owo
Tsuki beats him up with a digeridoo
Yol: XD


Reffy: Id say
Reffy: I'd say.
Yol: .3.
Reffy: As in
Reffy: Yes. I agree
Reffy: I would do the same
Yol: iasdhfkjhasdf
Reffy: As in
Reffy: I'd say.
Reffy: Geez.
Yol: I thought you meant "I'd say" as in you were gonna follow it up with something you'd say
Sam: silly yol owo
Reffy: And English is a foreign language to me.
Yol: BRIAN IS TIRED OKAY
Yol: .A.
Raito: What's English?
Sam: pours coffee on brian owo
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sam: owo'
Yol: DON'T BURN MY BRIAN


Reffy: you know.
Reffy: having RPs like these does make me wonder why so many people settle for less =/
Reffy: "I et u nom lol"
Yol: A lot of people don't have the time investment for it?
Reffy: I mean literally
Reffy: the people who only want to be clicked
Yol: Well I mean, small imagination, needs less to be sated =V
Reffy: yea...
Reffy: Small things please small minds!
Yol: Giggidy
Reffy: oh wait
Reffy: Yol is pretty small
Yol: FUAK
Reffy: XD


Wis: Hey Yol
Wis: wanna get angry about something?
Yol: ._.
Wis: A tazer and a stun gun are two different things, but their the opposite of what they seem
Wis: The shooty thing with the two prongs is called a tazer, and a stun gun is the handheld thing you poke someone in the stomach with
Wis: dumb!
Yol: I dunno, I already considered the shooty zappy thing a tazer anyway
Wis: yes, because it is
Wis: but then why is the handheld thing called a "Gun"
Yol: I dunno, why do people consider a glue gun a gun =V
Yol: Not like it launches sticky white liquid a few metres a way when you squeeze
Yol: ...oh my god I just read that to myself
Yol: .___.
Wis: aaaaaaand quote thread
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby Nibor » Tue May 09, 2017 5:03 pm

chibi-wolfy wrote:
Yol: Not like it launches sticky white liquid a few metres a way when you squeeze
Yol: ...oh my god I just read that to myself
Yol: .___.


Pfft, ha ha ha! Don't think I need to explain why that's funny.

Just don't stroke it too much, it'll get worse!

I bet the girls love sticking it in!

Get this, you only need one hand!

....I literally cannot stop...
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby sn0riat » Sun May 14, 2017 4:09 pm

Cookie: we can restart whenever you guys feel like it
[D] Sophie: We wont lose any progress right?
[D] Harla: well, i vote yea because im experiencing rubberbanding like heck
Cookie: you'll lose everything you did when the server was offline.
Cookie: im sorry
[D] Sophie: offline?
[D] Sophie: how long has it been offline for?
[A] sn0riat: damn cookie XD
Cookie: yeah, when it shuts down
Cookie: and you do stuff then
[D] Harla: hes joking
[T] Marisol: It's not offline.
[T] Marisol: The joke is that nothing will be lost.
[D] Sophie: ok
[D] Harla: it goes offline when he resets
Cookie: it wont be saved, because the server is offline
[D] Sophie: as long as nothing is lost :P
Raito: Basicly, he says anything you do while the server is rebooting won't be lost.
[D] Sophie: ive built a ton in the last hour
Raito: Aka: When you can't be on the server, nothing will be saved then.
[D] Harla: it will be fine, sophie. your data is stored
Cookie: yes, you will lose everything you do when the server is offline.
[D] Harla: he's just gonna close out of the server and reopen it
[D] Harla: the server has stores your buildingd
[D] Harla: restarting it wont change that
Cookie: aka, when the internet is down, you cant save stuff to the cloud. im sorry
[D] Harla: cookie staaaaahp
Cookie: its the harsh reality we live in
[D] Harla: maybe that you live in your head >w>
[A] sn0riat: the world is so cruel
[D] Harla: that perspective is flawed and illogical
Cookie: harla, i have never been able to access google when the internet is down.
Cookie: maybe your reality is different
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