Quotes from the server!

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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Tue Jun 13, 2017 2:41 am

EternityTheory: What's this about fappers?
Yol: "Fapper" is basically our little nickname for people who do really shit RP just for the sake of vore
Yol: Uh, LAZY RP I should say.
EternityTheory: Ah
Yol: I think it was Reff who coined that
SaytO: "lil you eet me *yumyugulp* lel"
EternityTheory: Yeah I was thinking it was a like a focus on fetishy stuff, not low-effort.
Yol: It's a little of both, ET
Yol: ...oh my fucking god EternityTheory's name abbreviates to ET
EternityTheory: It does
Yol: PHONE HOME
Yol: .A.
EternityTheory: Commence the- Yes.
Yol: XD


Jtace boops Yol owo
Yol: nyeh
Zura: leans on the Yol
Yol: NYEH
CinderFall_Sama: *hugs the Yol*
Yol: NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
Yol: D=
Jtace Starts a hug pile on Yol owo
Yol: FUAK


BorderTage: yol
BorderTage: why do you never rp on this server .w.?
Yol: Because I don't like having a face staring at me when I wank
BorderTage: bu
BorderTage: but
BorderTage: your not wanking
Yol: You don't know that =3


Jtace boops Alexia owo
Alexia suplexs jtace
Jtace reverse suplexs Alexia owo
Alexia reverse reverse suplexs jtace to the moon
Jtace Reverse reverse reverse suplexes Alexia to Mars owo
Yol: ...isn't a suplex technically a reverse throw in the first place
Tamua wonders what the smol dragon and Alexia are doing
Alexia reverse reverse reverse reverse suplexs jtace into the sun
Ninja: psst yol... who's winning?
Jtace reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse suplexs Alexia into a black hole owo
Alexia: is obvs the suplex queen
Yol: Neither, they'll just become a reverse singularity
Alexia just punches jtace in the face
Alexia: FACE


Alexia: god I wish I was bread
Yol: what


sn0riat: they dont have a foghorn, they have a fog baaah
Yol: FOG BLUH
Yol: .A.
sn0riat: FOG FUAK
Cobalt: fog of war?
Gamma_Blue: The Battle Of Yol :3


Choco: silent noise
Yol: ...if silence makes noise, is it not silent anymore? =V
Choco: yol, you broke the silence o.o
Yol: IT WAS BROKEN WHEN I FOUND IT


Darth Sn0der: i want an idiot sandwich
Raito: Puts a slice of bread on either side of Sn0
Raito: Done.
Yol slaps two slices of bread over Sn0's ears--DAMN IT RAITO THAT WAS MY FUAKN JOKE
Darth Sn0der: flails!
Darth Sn0der: muha
Darth Sn0der: the double slices
Darth Sn0der: negated the joke
SpectreKP: Do does that make sn0 a double idiot sandwich?
Yol slaps on another pair
Raito: Slaps another pair of breadslices on Sn0
Raito: God damn it.
Darth Sn0der: AHAHAHAHAHA
Yol: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Darth Sn0der: IM TOO POWERFUL
Reffy: Wait
Reffy: uses sn0 and raito as slices of bread.
Reffy: Idiots sandwiching owo
Reffy: puts nuna in between


Engi: Greetings vxv
Luka: Hi, Engi! o.o
Yol: Bunny! owo
Engi: Hey Luka how ya doin bud- NAWTAFRICKINBUNNAH


Tsuki: i got 8 golden carrots for you narra~
Yol: ...wouldn't gold make them less edible? .3.
Tsuki .no according to Mc logic it makes some want to breed
Yol: .___.
Yol: .__________________.
Yol: That gets worse the more I think about it
Hezura: Quick! Yol! Stop thinking!
Yol is now AFK
Yol is no longer AFK
Yol: =V
Yol: That sounded funnier in my head
Yol: "Brian is now AFK"\


Hezura: Floating signs
Yol: If you worldedit signs in they don't give a fuak if they're not connected to anything
Hezura: Maybe it's a sign of something, Yol owo
Yol: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hezura places a sign on Yol
Yol: FUAK
Hezura places a sign on the sign that's on yol
Yol: FUAAAAK
Hezura places a sign on the sign on the sign that's on yol
Yol try-weilds the signs and baps Hezura with them all
Yol: ...tri-wields
Yol: damn it brian i'm trying to be badass here
Yol: Okay so uh
Hezura continues to place signs on Yol
Yol: I think all that's left is to improvise a -- DAMN IT I'M TRYING TO BRIANSTORMN HERE
Hezura: Use signs ^~^
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Kessho: I have found my pants


Lila: Not once, until today, have I ever thought the thought "I don't know what else to do, so I'll just bounce on my ovaries."


Yol: I heard creeper but don't see creeper
Yol: ._.
Aurelle: fsssssss
NunaBane: Yol you have magic
You sense Aurelle nearby
NunaBane: Use track sense thing
Yol: Whenever I use sense it picks up a completely unrelated cow
Aurellle: WHOA ROOD


Timi: Hello everyone
Aurelle: Hi timi
icey: hi
icey: hi
icey: hi
icey: (aah no)
icey: sorry i was trying to repeat a comand XD
icey: hi
icey: NO
Aurelle: XD
icey: ok
Yol: XD


sn0riat hammers against the door but it doesnt budge, because hes way to wak
sn0riat: wak
Hezura: WAK
Sayto: wak?
Sn0riat: -.-
Yol: WANK
Yol: .A.
sn0riat: pls
Sayto: what even does that mean
Hezura: WAK = WOK
Kessho: shitty WOK
Hezura: he's using a wok to cook
sn0riat: i can cook with a wok!
Sayto: What does that... have to do with... leik anything?
Yol: a wak wok to cok wit
Sayto: Yol!


Kessho: HAY YOL
Kessho: did you updoot yet
Yol: ...lolol
Yol: "updoot" sounds funny
Sayto: so does "Yol"
Yol: FUAK


Yol: ........
Yol: !!
Yol: WHAT THE CRAP
Yol: THERE ARE BUNNIES ALL THROUGHOUT THIS POOL
Yol: WHY
Narra: what pool?
Yol: https://www.dropbox.com/s/7vn5pdu03887i ... 7.png?dl=0
Yol: How did they even get there
Yol: I am so confused
Yol: To think I was just about to write
Yol: Now my brian is full of fuak
Tsuki: yol
Tsuki: your brian has always been filled with fuak
Tsuki: owo\
Narra: apparently there are bunnies floating around it it o x o
Yol: x_x

later...

Narra went up in flames
Yol: what
Yol: what is it with bunnies making me wtf today
Narra was cuddled to death by Narra using Shuriken (Wand)
Yol: WHAT
Yol: Narra please my brian can't handle any more fuak
Narra: what? im trying to clear mobs off my ship
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Raito: That's one A to many Yol.
Raito: That's a paddlin.
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Raito: Better.
Narra: thats the amount of bunnahs swiming in his brain
Narra: one of them is sitting on the "A" key
Yol: akdlsfjaqsdfhaksdlfh


Zura: Someone should make a 7 word sentence bu only with words starting with Y
Zura: One of them has to be Yol
Yol: I could only get as far as "yes you"
Yol: x_x
Shawnie: Yes you Yol you young-un, you yiffed yourself?
Yol: FUAK
Zura: :o
Gunnar: Zura: here you go "Yol yoldled Yngol's youthful yearlong youthen yards"
Yol: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Zura: Now try it with N's and Nuna being one of the 7 owo
Yol: No Nuna, not natalie's national nuts... uhhh... nutter.
Yol: .3.
Zura: +5 for trying xP
NunaBane: xD
Yol: To be fair N's a lot easier than fuakn Y
Yol: =V
Zura: Yet 2 people did it owo
Yol: SHADDAP


Devoire: I'm sexually attracted to pasta.
Devoire: I hate it when people judge me by my fetishinne


Tsuki: hey drago how did mating with cobalt go?
Drago: shhh im eating icecream


Sayto: D20 plus any mods you have
Aurelle rolls a D20 + Raito


Reffy: AAAAAAAAH
Reffy: THE MILK CARTON IS YELLING AT ME
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:59 pm

Jtace: You know what kind of car Yol would be? owo
Yol: no
Tsuki_Raptor: owo what kind of car would yol be jtace owo?
Yol: NO
Jtace: A Honda CR-X Del Yol OWO
Devoire: a Yol's Royce
Yol: ...
Yol: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wisara: I was gonna say a YOLkswagon
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Noobly_Walker: Aww, look at what y'ol did, making him triggered
Yol: FUAK


Yol: The weirdest fuakn thing happened at work tonight
Yol: Some baby went aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yol: Then his older brother went aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Reffles: (then you went aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)
Yol: Then their mother went aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yol: All I could hear from the front of the store for the next 10 minutes was aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yol: Not even screaming or anything
Yol: just
Yol: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
NunaBane: (Your Rp break was sponsored by Yol)
Yol: XD
Yol: Okay that got an actual laugh out of me


Yol: MUCH better
Iyari: Sorry yol, I spilled tea on your router owo
Yol: >=\
Iyari: So I drank the router to make up for the tea
Yol: what
Yol: i uh
Yol: whaaaaaaat
Evelan: It just works
Evelan: sshhh
Yol: Damn it don't mess with my brian
Yol: x_x
Evelan: Yol.exe has stopped working
Delia Steel: Brian could use a dry martini


Yol: ...I just tried to Disarm a floor
Yol: why


Tony: also, does making a cow violently explode count as a sin?


Miirym: Nuna's riding someone allllll night
Miirym: no sleep aloud
Miirym: or allowed
Yol: Well she'd have to be riding, she's too smol to be on bottom owo
Miirym: XD


Yol: I AM FULL OF SUGAR AND GREASE
Yol: WHY HAVEN'T I EXPLODED YET


Reffy: Oh right
Reffy: I need to decide who my regular guests may be at the palace o3o
Yol: As opposed to irregular ones?
Reffy: Itll have guest rooms
Reffy: I may personalize a number
Yol: ...goddamnit now I'm imagining an anthropomorphic number 7 in a brassiere
Reffy: Thats a pred
Yol: what
Reffy: because 7 8 9
Yol: .............................................................................
Reffy: Owowowowowowowowowowowowowowo
Yol: i haet u


Yol: IS MY BIRFDAE TODAY
Yol: I DEMAND YOU ALL SHOWER ME IN AFFECTION
PlutoLazyWolf: No
Asuna: HAPPY BIRFDAY YOL
Fireball: happy birthday
Gunnar: HAPPY BIRFDAY YOL
PlutoLazyWolf: fuck you
PlutoLazyWolf: but happy birthday anyways
VoidStarz: Merry christmas Yol
VoidStarz: owo
Yol: FUAK


Holleh: 5odat is a good day!
Tamua: 5odat
Yol: 5odat
Alcastar: carrat
Yol: KARKAT
Yol: .A.
Yol: KARKAT IS A GOOD DAY


NunaBane: Maretak is mistletoe in another language xD
Reffy: GEE. I WONDER WHICH.
Reffy: HINT HINT
Yol: OH I KNOW REFFY
Yol: IS IT GERMAN
Yol: OWOWOWOWOWO
NunaBane: xD
Reffy: ........
Reffy: die.
Yol: XD


Sammie: why are peole still using fireworks for fecks sake
Yol: PEOLE
Yol: .A.
Sammie: . _ .
Sammie: people
Yol: BANANNA PEOLE
Yol: XD
Sammie: T_T
CaitCat: What the fuck is that sound
CaitCat: I levelled up as a miner and it played the creepiest fucking sound
Yol: IT IS THE SONG OF MY PEOLE
Yol: Okay I'll stop now XXD
Shawnie baps the Yol
CaitCat: You get way too amused by typos =w=


Reffy: Yol
Reffy: Udon needs an ending where alan becomes a dishwasher and does hard work for menial pay
Yol: ._.
Yol: That's not hot at all tho
Yol: ...at least I don't think?
Yol: If that's your kink I'm not judging XD


Reffy: So
Reffy: I didn't know there was a hotel there o3o
Reffy: In udon
Yol: I don't really have a set structure for the city or anything XD
Yol: ...wait
Yol: How did you already know about that???
Reffy: Clairvoyance
Reffy: And maybe /oi Yol
Yol: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX
Yol: I really should stash unfinished books when I'm taking breaks from writing >=Y
Reffy: Yes yol. Make it easier o3o
Yol: >=C
Reffy: You know how to prevent this? =D
Reffy: Finish a chapter in one sitting. Lololololol
Yol: If it's "finish the book in one sitting" I swear I will-- JKASHDJKLASHDJKASGLKHJGDFJKLSADFBG


Tony: Does casting lightning on a skele horse summon the riders?
Yol: The lightning strike is triggered specifically by skeletrap horses
Yol: So I doubt striking them manually has any effect
Tony: nope, it dont
Zael: That's not very shocking.
Yol: SHADDAP ZAEL >=V
Toby: xD
Zael: <3


Yol: Squids used to be amazing during lagspikes
Yol: They'd keep swimming in the last direction they chose
Yol: ...even if that led them out of the water
Yol: Flying squids fuakn everywhere
Toby: xD
Toby: Did Yol just curse? :o
Yol: You say that as though it's unusual for me
Yol: FUCKIN PISS TITTY CUNT BAGEL


Reffy: honestly. I wanna hug you but I know you dont like hugs. x,x
Reffy: so I want to pat you, but the pet thing and overdoing it.
Reffy: so.. um
Reffy PUNCHES YOL IN THE FACE
Yol: FUAK
Reffy: thats how aussies do it right!?
Yol: oh noooooooooooooo
Yol: that quote back on page one has come back to haunt meeeeeeeee


Yol: It was kind of a boring chapter today tbh
Yol: I thought about making a second one to make up for it but my chest feels weird xwx;
Reffy opens yol's chest
Yol: FUAK
Reffy: Da-da-da-daaaaaaaaaah!
Reffy: I got weird
Yol: klhadsf;ghadsjfmnhgbakjsJKHJKLGADHSFGHYASDG
Reffy: OH WOW
Reffy: Yol.
Reffy: I didnt know you were the one who sang the metroid prime theme song owo
Yol: wh
Yol: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Yol: WHY ARE YOU ALL SO MEAN TO MY BRIAN


Heather: QUICK! DO SOMETHING CRAZY!
Yol BEATS UP HEATHER WITH A LOLLIPOP
Heather LEWDS THE YOL TO STOP HIS RAMPAGE!
Yol: ._.
Heather: I never get tired of that xD


Reffy: WHY ARE SPINNING THINGS SO COOL?!
Yol: ...you know I'm gonna quote that out of context later right
Reffy: GOOD
Reffy: I JUST GOT ATTACKED BY A SODA BOTTLE
Yol: ._.
Yol: Was it a spinning soda bottle?
Reffy: ......
Reffy: no
Reffy: maybe
Reffy: yes
Yol: XD
Reffy: DON'T LAUGH AT MY MISFORTUNE
Reffy: EVERY YEAR. THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARE ATTACKED BY SODA BOTTLES
Yol: who are you and what have you done with my brian
Reffy: I ate it
Yol: .______.
Reffy: wasnt much to eat though
Reffy: still hungry
Yol: FUAK


Alyssa: Man ghasts sure are rare again all of a sudden
Yol: Ghasts have been rare since like beta days
Alyssa: They weren't too bad but today its just... its like they know I came hunting for their tears owo
Yol: Maybe you should carry around a boombox and broadcast soap operas through the nether
Alyssa: xD
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:44 am

Yol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkJxM8qQJkk
Yol: I think I just found the soundtrack to Reff's workplace
Yol: XD
Reffles: .....
Reffles: accurate


Yol: Oh god I hate how alliums are lopsided like that
Reffles: RIGHT?
Yol: FLOWER SHOULD BE CENTRE OF BLOCK
Yol: AAAAAA THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT NOW
Alexia: WHAT ARE WE YELLING ABOUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yol: THE FLOWERS ARE NOT SYMMETRICAL
Alexia: I FUCKING HATE THAT
Yol: I KNOW RIGHT
Alexia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Yol: FUAK
Clef: Yol, what did Zael say about that?
Chamfort: So... Tamua... turns out I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing and I can't reach mine.elmakers.com... Can I ask for the whole recipie? I'm sorry.
Chamfort: Also, Zael said wut? .-.
Chamfort: I hate that douchbag.
Yol: oi
Chamfort: Yol...
Chamfort: I am that douchebag XD
Yol: ...
Yol -_-
Ash: pff
Clef: kek
Wisara: lol
Chamfort: I do appreciate you defending me bro.
Wisara: quote thread


Chamfort; So I did a bit more reading on the guy I named my character after, Nicol Chamfort. Turns out he was a comic playwright and author, as well as secretary to one of the King Louis'. He died in one of the worst ways possible.
Seb: who he die?
Yol: WHO DID HE DIE
Yol: .A.
Seb: shhhhh
Seb: how*
Yol: owo
Seb: pretend that never happened
Yol: BRIAN NEVER FORGETS .A.
Yol: except when he does
Yol: then he always forgets
Yol: what were we talking about


Snaggle: Why can
Yol: WHY NOT CAN
Yol: .A.
Snaggle: I fixed it >.>
Yol: YAY CANS
Yol: .A.
Portal: cans?
Yol: CANS
Yol: .A.
Portal: cans...
Portal: im confused
Yol: SO AM I
Yol: .A. .A. .A.
Portal: WHY CAPS?
Yol: I DON'T KNOW
PORTAL: AAAAAAH


Yol: akjsdhfkasjhfd
Yol: why do I have to obsess over picking up every sapling
Higgs: because you subconciously take responsibility for killing their parents
Higgs: u monster
Yol: ...well that became dark real fuakn quick


Reffy: REPENT, SINN- Oh wait too late, you already did
Reffy: http://aryion.com/g4/view/347032
Yol: ...that's that fuakn pearl pic again isn't it
Sam: yes
Reffy: No.
Raito: Maybe
Sam: which one of us is lying owo
Sam: You'll never know o3o
Yol: DON'T SEND MIXED MESSAGES TO BRIAN
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Lila: The ingredients of my packet can be clearly read in the pic i sent o3i
Lila: o3o
Miirym: Spirit Vinegar, Water, Rapeseed Oil (22%), Sugar, Conrflour, Mustard, Pasteurised Egg Yolks (3%), Salt, Calour - Riboflavin
Miirym: RAPESEED
Miirym: gg
Lila: I guess it wasn't salad cream then, my packet has different ingredients
Lila: Do rapeseeds grow plant girls?
Yol: >rapeseed
Miirym: maybe
Lulu: Rapeseed is like pretty bad
Zael: What the fuck did I just miss?
Zael: How the fuck do you go from salad to raping plants?
Yol: nonono
Yol: "rapeseed" is the actual name
Zael: ....
Zael: You're fucking with me
Miirym: nope o3o
Brigid: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed
Yol: It's basically canola oil iirc
Brigid: It's a type of vegetable oil, yeah.
Zael: Okay, so rape in latin means turnip
Yol: IMA TURNIP YA BITCH
Zael: I'm going to abuse the shit out of that information.
Yol: .A.
Miirym: do you eat rapes?
Yol: oh my god
Zael: Don't choke on my rape.
Zael: Or the turnip ._.


Miirym: I will bestow my divine knowledge unto the mortals of this realm, as given to me by the highest power.
Miirym: "The Pie is the Dressing"
Miirym: That is all.
Yol: ...goddamnit
Yol: Now I can't help but picture a pie dressed with more pie
Zael: Why the fuck would you put dressing on a pie?
Yol: maybe it wants to feel pretty
Miirym: No
Miirym: Zael
Miirym: The Pie
Miirym: IS
Miirym: The dressing
Zael: No I get that, but...
Zael: If the pie is the dressing
Zael: and there is a pie on a pie
Zael: Does that not mean he put dressing on a pie?
Miirym: whenever you're afflicted with any malady or curse
Miirym: Sing that chant to the heavens
Miirym: and you will be delivered from your woes
Zael: I don't think that will solve my relationship status tho :V
Yol: HOW DOES RELATIONSHIPS EVEN ENTER INTO IT KAJSDLHBFGKJASHDGF
Ashaden: see, this all got started by the rapeseed
Zael: ^


Zael: Hey Yol.
Yol: COCKBOMBS
Toby: DAMMIT YOL
Gobo attempst to cockbomb
[Dice] Gobo rolled 1 out of 20
Gobo: HOLY SHIT
Yol: lmfao
Gobo: I JUST COCKBOMBED
Gobo: WHATEVER THAT MEANS
Yol: well that's one way to start a morning
Zael: Maybe like a violent form of T-Bag?
Gobo throws a bomb in the shape of a cock at yol
Yol watches it flop to Gobo's feet cos crit fail
Gobo: oh shit
Gobo was blown up by Gobo
Yol: ._.


Wisara: Yol!
Yol: WHAT
Wisara: will you make me a sammich?
Wisara: pls?
Yol turns Wisara into a sammich


Snekk: I've never been able to picture Sn0. Every time I try, there's a pair of panties on his face.


Desidia: There's one one way to settle this
Miirym: there's plenty of ways to settle it desi o3o
Desidia: I was thinking you should fuck
Miirym: oh
Olivia: lmao
Toby: I approve.


Reffy: lets give you a bit of an impression here
Reffy: The resort I work at is called port zelande.
Reffy: its dead on the border between zuid-holland and zeeland owo
*map goes here*
Yol: MIDDELPLAAT
Yol: .A.
Yol: Kinda sounds like something getting squished. PLAAT
Yol: XD
Reffy: plate
Reffy: mid plate
Reffy: its a man-made island
Yol: ...so what you're saying
Yol: is that you work in food
Yol: on a giant plate
Reffy: half my country is man ma...
Reffy: .......
Reffy: ......................
Reffy: fuaking hell no wonder im a voreaphile


Sam: seems someone in discord found yol as a bird owo
Sam: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/ ... 894405.png
Yol: bitch i have my own wikipedia page
Yol: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Babel:Aa/New
Sam: ...well shit
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby EveKitsune » Tue Aug 22, 2017 8:14 pm

Taken from in the Discord chat. o3o

VorecraftBOT - Today at 9:10 PM
Yol joined the server
[M] Heather: Yol get out
[U] CriticalKazi: it's been a VERY long time since i played mc. pip and dark got me addicted to it again XD
[M] Yol: okay
Yol left the server

Mari - Today at 9:11 PM
XD

VorecraftBOT - Today at 9:11 PM
[M] Heather: Hes my personal slave
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:17 am

Fizzgiz: just wish when water came in carpets didint suddenly combust
Fizzgiz: lol
Yol: Water... combustion
Yol: .3.
Ailura: technicaly if carpets are made of lithium it can happen right ?
Yol: Why would you make carpets out of lithium
Fizzgiz: because why not.
Ailura: it looks unique xD
Fizzgizz: buys 5000 dollar crystal carpet
Yol: Fucking hell that sounds so Jay-Z
Yol: "I'ma buy a mattress made of hard, shiny rocks. Bitches love the shiny"
Fizzgiz: LOL


Tsuki_Raptor: Yol get back to writing your porn :x
Yol: H-hey
Yol: it's not porn ;w;
Heather: Yol get back to being an empowered writer who dont need no critic
Yol: ._.
Yol: O....kay?
Yol: I guess?
Yol: ._.
Weegee: definately porn.
Yol: SHADDAP


ethanbatman123 fell from a high place
Yol: D=
Voidstarz: D=?
Yol: D=!
Wisara: :D
Yol: :D!?
Yol: D=!
Wisara: :D!!
Yol: D=!!!
Wisara: D:?!
Yol: D=<!
Wisara: :D
VoidStarz: ;c
Yol: >=C
Wisara: Good point void
Yol: Well that was fun


Gladiatus: note to self.... take pictures of my house... -_-
Gladiatus: and farm cement
Yol: Farm... cement
Yol: ._.
Yol: That sounds like the punchline to a standup joke
Yol: Hey I farm wheat what do you farm?" "I GROW COLOURFUL ROCKS"
Gladiatus: yeah pretty much
VoidStarz: xD


Gladiatus: ugh... I really need to build my house.... but dont have any pics of it ;-;
Yol: Oh
Yol: You meant your actual IRL house
Gladiatus: yes
Yol: I was wondering wtf you were talking about XD
Yol: "I HAVE TO TAKE PICTURES OF MY HOUSE TO BUILD MY HOUSE"
Gladiatus: xD


Wisara: YOL
Yol: what
Wisara: Why do lossa countries like to add a completely superfluous "U" to words like color?
Yol: Because it's the correct spelling
Yol: OWO
Wisara: It's stupid spelling
Yol: YOU'RE STOOPID SPULLING
Yol: .A.
Wisara: Don't you mean "Stooupid" spelling yol?
Yol: dajhfkdsgjkldfkafjahsdfgafasgdfusyt
Wisara: Or should I call you "youl"
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yol: STAHP BREAKIN MAH BRIAN
Wisara: Nou I will nout
Yol: X_______X

later...

VoidStarz: hey yol, still having trouble trying to write?
Yol: Well uh
Yol: Kind of?
Yol: But it's mostly my fault
Yol: Getting too distracted by the conversation XD
Wisara: Moustly?
Yol: FUAKN
Yol BAPBAPBAPBAPS
Mari: I wonder if that's why Yol says Fuak. o3o
Yol: I actually made that up completely by accident
Yol: I was trying to type fak
Yol: And somehow typed fuak
Yol: And I thought "holy shit that sounds HILARIOUS"
Wisara: Soumehouw?
Yol: WIS I SWEAR TO FUAKN GOD
Wisara: XD
Yol: I WILL BAP AMERICA WITH NEW ZEALAND AS LONG AS YOU'RE THERE


Gladiatus: omg
Gladiatus: enough with the "U" spelling!
Gladiatus: D:
Reffy: You mean Enogh?
Yol: y34h cl34r1y w3 n33d m0r3 1337sp34k
Reffy: Oh! I know
Yol: ...oh my god I felt physically sick typing that
Reffy: lets bastardise English even more.
Yol: To think people used to do it unironically
Reffy: lets drop the useless h
Reffy: and that g too
Reffy: enlis
Reffy: there
VoidStarz: i reffy
VoidStarz: ow are yo doing?
Reffy: we r speekin Enlis now
Yol: oh my god aaaaaaaaaaaaa
btown3: drop the e to owo
Reffy: no, tat h is useful
Iyari: Staaaahhhhp @-@
Iyari: Too much enlish @-@
Iyari: ...that was actually unintentional o3o;
Fizzgiz: Engrish.
Reffy: wy dos it botter yo? yo r american
Yol: oh my god reff
Yol: stahp triggering brian kjahjkldsfhaksfh
Reffy: I know Im your god, yol.
Yol: what
Reffy: "oh my, god reff"
Reffy: owo
NunaBane: xD
Yol: I didn't pu that comma there >=V
Reffy: I did
Iyari This is so rediculous xD
Reffy: because Im god.
Yol cosmic baps Reff
Reffy: you mean rediculos?
Yol: ...I need to focus on writing >w<
NunaBane: xDDD
Reffy: xD
Mari: is so done with this chat. Just...what?
Reffy: yol
Reffy: its focs
Yol: REFF
btwon3: this chat is legendary :3
Reffy: nah
Reffy: its..
Reffy: Godlike
Reffy: owo
Yol: I WILL PANCAKE YOU WITH FRANCE
btown3: trruuee
btown: also yol xD


Choco: pets server
Masaki has quit the game
Choco: o.o
Akara has quit the game
Choco: note : petting server disconnect players
Fizzgiz: Your petting didint phase me!
Fizzgizz: xD
Yol: ...not gonna lie, I was totally tempted to /kick Fizzgiz just to fulfill the prophecy
Fizzgiz: LOL
VoidStarz: xD


Stylesrj: Yol, the server is destroying Australain connections first as its memory fails
Yol: AustraLIAN
Yol: LKJHDSALJKHSDFJLKAHSKDFHASKFD
Floren: Austrilan
Weegee: austrian
Yol: Oh fuak you all >=V


Gobo: wats everyone up to tho?
Yol: Doin' an Udon
Eternity Theory: Ooh, tell me when that's done.
Yol: ...can you not see /shouts from Discord
Eternity Theory: Nope.e
[Broadcast] SECRET MESSAGE THAT ET CAN'T SEE NEENER NEENER
Gobo: XD
Yol: XD
PlutoLazyWolf: xD
Eternity Theory: Oh boy. I take it I missed a /shout?


Yol: THESE CHICKENS KEEP THROWING THEIR MEAT AT ME THROUGH WALLS


Reffy: Guys?
Reffy: Yol just told me he's never ridden a camel
Reffy: nor ever hugged a panther
Reffy: .A.
Yol: So? ._.
Reffy: Who hasnt?!
Wisara: I betcha he's never even banged a jaguar either
Yol: why do you all hate my brian
Wisara: Because your Brian is stoopid
Yol: >=O
Yol: dun you talk shet bout brian
Wisara: Shut up Brian!
Yol: FUAK U
Yol: >=C
Wisara: FUK U!
Yol: FKU
Wisara: FU
Yol: F
Wisara: U
Yol: >=C
Wisara: HA! I WIN


Reffy: im planning a Halloween picture
Reffy: but I have trouble thinking what Reffles would dress up as
Yol: me
Reffy: that's terrifying
Yol: XD


Yol: I just find it funny how every time someone makes a typo I'm like "is it a letter next to the intended one"
Yol: Cos it's funny when people typo with letters on the opposite side of the keyboard I'm like HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE THAT
Raito: Tes, U nesb ejsyd rgw issa diw rgsr?
Yol: ._.
Raito: sorry misses every key by one.
Yol: I think part of my brian just died reading that
Reffy: typos are super effective against Brian
Reffy throws a typoball
Yol: fuak

Reffy: breakfast
Raito: Healthy.
Yol: Hearing people talk about breakfast at nearly 3pm really confuses me
Reffy: I mean I can call you yol, too.
Yol: KJHALDKFGYHAASDDHASDGFAFSD
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Fri Oct 27, 2017 9:17 am

Yol: Bluh
Cookie: sorry sir, you seem to have run out of bluh credits
Yol: BLUH
Cookie: please charge bluh at your nearest blugh charge taps
Yol taps Cookie
Cookie: bluhbluhbluh


Plume: I touched the dog and it turned into a magical girl dragon fairy thingy


Willow: I just now realized that florida looks like a penis...
Miirym: it's humid and penis shaped and it's got all sorts of liquids in it
Lewd Princess Akara: what a interesting discord conversation
Yol: it could just be me inventing strings of creative cuss words
Yol: SHITKNOB FUCKBUCKET CUNTWAGON
Miirym: YOU FUCKIN' MANGO
Yol: ...goddamnit Miirym
Yol: I dunno how that made me laugh more but it did
Lewd Princess Akara: when one has global turned off... it makes some of the stuff on discord 10 times better
Lewd Princess Akara: pure silence and then "YOU FUCKIN' MANGO" in my chat box


Yol: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY IS THERE SO MANY CUPHEAD SPOILERS IN VIDEO THUMBNAILS
Yol: I'VE NEVER EVEN WATCHED A CUPHEAD VIDEO WHY DO THEY KEEP GETTING RECOMMENDED TO ME
SKC: Yol. Just imagine them as...
SKC: The new 'Undertale Fans' for god knows how long.
Yol: You say that but I had almost nothing from Undertale spoilt for me
Yol: I knew about Chara in advance but that was about it
Yol: ...oh shit right didn't Toby add some new stuff in that new update
Toby: I added a ton of stuff in that update.
Yol: NOT YOU
Yol: YOU FUAK
Yol: >=C
Toby: I AM TOBY
Toby: LOVE ME
Yol BAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS


Willow: Picks Yol up
Yol: oi
Yol: dun pick up the yol
SKC: Dun pick up the yol
SKC: yol regret it
Yol bapbapbaps
SKC: XD
SKC: worth it
Willow: Yol why are you adorable
Yol: I'S NOT CUTE
Yol: >=C
Willow: Yus, shouty smol things are adorable as hell
Yol: ._.
SKC: Shouty small things?
Willow: Yesh owo
SKC: *Gives you Temmie*
Yol: how many shouty smol things do you know
WIllow: A few 0w0
Yol: ...the fuck even IS a temmie
Willow: Also this is very sinful but a temmie would make a good vibrator
Yol: oh my fucking god willow


SKC: cat pun time?
Yol: NO
SKC: okay :<


Sayto: Yol's annoyed we're talking about Horizon ZD again XD
Yol: nuh
Yol: I's just confuse
Yol: ._.
Sayto: I gave you the chance to watch yesterday you dumb stupid cockweasel
Sayto: You declined
Yol: Well yeah
Yol: I didn't wanna
Yol: ._.
Sayto: Would have made PERFECT sense
Yol: in what world does robot laser dinosaurs make sense ._.


*server's talking about Monster Hunter*
Drago: horn is too passive for my tast your often open for attacks or too far away
Yol: ...oh right, that's an actual weapon
Yol: My brother weilded a trumpet once
Yol: It's incredibly weird to hear someone say "Whoops, I gotta sharpen my trumpet" unironically.
Mimilop: just a second guys, gotta sharpen my lance's hilt
Mimilop: :P
Yol: Why would you even sharpen a hammer anyway
Yol: I mean
Yol: It's SUPPOSED to be blunt
Sayto: when you sharpen the claw thing on the back of the hammer yol
Yol: ...not every hammer has one of those though
Yol: Makes things even weirder when your hammer is a fucking GUN
Sayto: why?
Yol: Why would you sharpen a gun
Yol: Gun does shooty thingy
Lilac: so you can be a sharpshooter
Lilac: AYYYYYYY
Yol: .......................
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Kara: Gotta go, nighty night everyone~
Yol: ...it's nearly 11am over here, it weirds me out that people are going to sleep
Drago: its almost 2am here xD
Kara: It's nearly 2am in france x3
Yol: TIL Drago is secretly french
Drago: >:U
Drago: no u!
Yol: Aaaaaand quotes backlog
Drago: ogkufdjzjtdthjdkfthzkfj
Yol: XD
Drago: i am a scary german durg!
Yol: *french
Gamma: French Durg
Drago: >:U fear me! and my pretzels!
Yol: French pretzels?
Drago: öhglgkhufjghjvhj,gtrt


Alexis: aaa o3o
Yol: bbb
Top: ._.
Umekii: ccc
Top: ddd
Umekii: xD that escalated quickly.
Ashaden: eee?
Yol: FFFFFFFFFUAK
Top: xD
Alexis applauds


Yol: Well next time I have to figure out how to make them display their proper sprites
Yol: Because for some reason Construct 2 doesn't just let you assign a sprite based on their angle
Top: I have no idea what your talking about :D
Yol: Well take Earthbound for example
Top: Never played it o3o
Yol: lkasjdlf;kajhsdjghalskghj
Top: XD
Yol: Crono Trigger?
Top: nope.
Yol: Final fantasy?
Professor Gobo: tip yol next time just say: pokemon
Yol: ...
Yol: why the fuak did I not think of that
Top: I dun play pokemon
Yol: FUAK
Top: XD
Yol: TOP YOU'RE BORING
Yol: >=C
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:17 am

Shogun_of_Sorrow: I can't stop staring at this.
SKC: Can't stop staring at what?
Yol: TITS
Shogun_of_Sorrow: This statue. The breasts are perfect spheres.
Yol: ...oh my fucking god I was just kidding
Yol: I didn't think that was actually the right answer


Gobo: I need to sleep before I talk about weird things again
Yol: You always talk about weird things gobo
Gobo: like how guys have a pleasure center in their butt, but girls don't o3o
Yol: ._.
Yol: Okay you've made your point.


Tsuki: Hey yol how is the stories coming?
Yol: Super fuakn slowly because I'm so goddamned tired from my new work roster xwx;
Gobo: D:
Gobo: well on the brighside, lots of moneyssss
Yol: They're not EXTRA hours
Yol: They just moved my shifts so I finish at midnight
Alexis slides into the server, comes to rest at yol's feet
Yol: what
Alexis: i heard the need for cuddles what's up
Yol: Yol dun do cuddles ._.
Gobo: nah he just needs some sleep o3o
Yol: Man if I could just slep on command I fuakn would xwx;
Gobo: I kinda have that perk of "ok sleep" and I sleep
Yol: ;w;
Yol: teach me your lazy ways splody one


Yol: I don't think I get this reference
Gobo: the dark knight?
Yol: Oh fuakn hell I haven't seen that in forever
Yol: As in "Heath Ledger was still alive" forever
Gobo: HEY MAN
Gobo: dun bum me out ;w;
Yol: BUMS
Yol: .A.
Gobo: BUMS FOR LIFE
Gobo: oAo
Yol: Supposedly
Yol: around here
Yol: "Can I bum a fag"
Yol: means asking for a cigarrete
Yol: o3o
Gobo: by around here do you mean VC or australia XD
Yol: Ozzieland .a.
Gobo: because idk, "Can I bum a fag" probs means something else here
Yol: OWO
Gobo: OWO


Gobo: god that broke the brian
Yol: LRN 2 SPOO
Gobo: to spook?
Miirym: lnar tow htikn
Gobo: k now brian is dead
Yol: DED
Gobo: DAD .A.
YOL: DDD
Miirym: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Gobo: Yol stop giving me the D
Miirym hands Gobo a shelf of D's
Gobo: OAO
Yol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY4Se3fj-5Y
Gobo: goddamnit yol X3


Yol: CHESTY CHESTS
Yol: MII YOU FUAK
Miirym: EHEHEHE
Yol: I'M MAKING THE CHESTS WAKKA WAKKA
Yol: PISS
Miirym: SHIT
JRaccoon: DUMBFUAK
Yol: BOOBIE PUNCH
Miirym: TIDDY SLAP
Tsuki: CUNTWAGON
Tsuki: owo
Miirym: VERIZON WIRELESS
Yol: ...
Yol: my god that's brilliant
Tsuki: Which one yol?
Yol: Verizon is the worst insult I could possibly think of
Miirym: AHAHAHAH
Tsuki: XD
Yol: Imagine that, you're having an argument and someone suddenly shouts YOU FUCKIN TIME WARNER


Ezatoa has joined the game.
Yol: You know what weirds me out
Yol: Somehow Mario has better rolling physics than Sonic now
Alexandra: woah, Pearl got on the server.
Mari: cough Reffles. She's Reffles right now.
Sam: or is she owo
Yol: inb4 she's actually deerlady
Sam: she's a completely new character~ owo
Sam: her best sonic oc
Sam: sanix OwO
Sam: iunno i'm in a really dumb mood apparently .x.
Reffles: OWO
Sam: darn
Reffles: Wait, I need to change to my new OC
DasamYol: OWO
CooDasamY0lriat: Better
CooDasamY0lriaggysara: okay
CooDasamY0lriaggysara: Hands down
CooDasamY0lriaggysara: this is the best name
Mari: ....XD
Yol: GODSFUAKIT REFF
CooDasamY0lriaggysara: Im not Reff
CooDasamY0lriaggysara: Im CooDasamY0lriaggysara
Yol BAPBAPBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS
TheBappedOne: Q-Q
Yol: .3.
Mari: Doesn't seem quite long enough yet.
Mari: ...pff
MimiLop: maybe I should gos to bed...
TheBappedTwo: NO
Bed: I mean
Bed: Yes
Bed: Go to me
Yol: .______.
Gun: HANDS UP
MimiLop: eep!
MimiLop puts her paw/hands up
Yol: brian is way too tired to make sense of this xwx;
Brian: Brian is Admin whilst Yol is Mod.
Yol: ...
Yol: GODDAMNIT BRIAN
Yol: YOU GET THE FUAK BACK DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT
Brian: I would.
Brian: But being inside a head that's only two feet above the floor kinda sucks
Yol: >=C
Brian has quit the game
Yol: ..................
Yol: okay now that's just weird
Mari: Your brian is gone
Yol: x_x
Mari: Yol is now briandead.


Shawnie: THE SUN IS A CONSPIRACY THEORY.
Shawnie burned to death
Yol: what


Engi: I need better rep with the angels. Dun some things and stuff they don't agree with oxo;;
Gobo: Engi? you wanna get with angels? well I got the crank for your wank, I got the load for your chode, I got the dose thats so close to making you shoot the largest shot of shot of cosmic juice you ever let loos
Yol: ._______________________________.
Engi: OmigoshGobostahp Oxo;


Gobo: I know you wouldn't get that engi with all the girls you get
Engi: Hey. I'm not that popular ya boombutt =x=
Gobo: DON'T CALL ME BOOMBUTT, BIG TOOTH
Engi: THAT'S BIG TUSK TO YOU BOOMBUTT.
Engi: CAUSE TROLL
Gobo: WELL YOUR TUSK AIN'T AHT IMPRESSIVE IN BED
Gold: OH SHIT
Gold: 911 I've just witnessed a murder


Engi: Who gaves the Yol sugar?
Yol: I did
Engi: Correction
Engi: Who let Yol get into the sugar.
Yol: I DID
Yol: .A.
Engi: oxo;


Willow: Yol is best shouty smol
Willow: I wanna pet da yol
Yol: DUN PET THE YOL
SKC: *Pets the Yol*
Yol: FUAK
Gold also pets the yol
Gold: We outnumber him!
Yol: FUAAAAAAAK
SKC: Here. *Gives Yol the Hat of Discipline*
SKC: Knock yourself out.
Yol knocks himself out with the hat


Yol: I'm honestly on the verge of just kicking people now
Yol: Cos I'm sick of repeating myself =I
Wisara: Yol, chillax
Yol: NUH
Yol: I CHOSE TO BE ANGREEEEEE
Yol: >=C
Wisara: FUK U, BICH
Yol: FUAK U CUNT
Wisara: CALM UR TITTIES
Yol: X3
Yol: Wis I swear you're the only person I can actually do that with
Wisara: <3


Lilac: I'm Irish so I'm used to rampant stereotyping
Lilac: Except we got killed by the British instead of by drop bears
Yol: Drop bears?
Yol: I'm imagining a leprechaun getting dropkicked by a wrestling giant gummi bear and it's the most hilarious fucking mental image
Lilac: Drop bears are supposedly a kind of koala that drops out of trees and murders people
Yol: ._.
Lilac: But that is way better holy shit


Yol: I don't wanna do things .A.
Alexis: Like writing things?
Yol: Like all the things
Alexis: Rip :V
Sayto: psssssst yol
Sayto: if you don't wanna do things
Sayto: you should play a game with me owo
Yol: YEAH I GET IT SAYTO YOU WANNA STICKFIGHT
Yol: BLUH
Sayto: bluh?
Yol: BLUH
Nyah: that statement could be taken very wrongly Yol...
Yol: ...what, "bluh"?
Nyah: no, the one above that
Yol: ...that one also says bluh


Alexis: Instruction manual: "To return your Alexis to its factory default settings, apply liberal treats and pettings."
Alexis: The last half is written in neat crayon.
Yol feeds Alexis a Clinton
Dezert: ( God damn obummer and his treats
Alexis: pfffffff xP
Alexis could have phrased that differently


Yol has joined the game.
Yol: CUNTFLAPS
Engi: Theres our alarmclock =x=


Yol: GODDAMN PENIS SHITFUCKCOCK
Umekii: The wild Yol has returned.
Lilac: FUAK
Reffy: its too early for that yol.
Reffy: you woke me up with your cussing
Yol: IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY FOR RUDEY RUDES
Yol: .A.
Yol: I meant to type "rudey words" but that's so much funnier ahahahaha
Umekii: Yol is best Yol
SKC: Is it weird that whenever Yol doesn't speak in caps, it feels weird to me?
Yol: XD
Yol: I should a lot when I'm tired
Yol: And I'm always tired
Yol: .A.
SKC: but you always shout
SKC: oh
Lilac: This Yol is propelled through the air by the sheer force of its anger alone
Yol: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD
Yol: THAT'S THE FUNNIES MENTAL IMAGE
Yol: Just a little wolf flyin' around
Yol: and distantly you can hear
Lilac: A Yol flying thorugh the air, screaming "FUAAAAAAAK" as he goes
Yol: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
SKC: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SKC: xD


SKC: wait a minute
SKC: I think I know why yol's screaming
*insert stupid long link that's broken anyway*
Yol: "page you were looking for doesn't exist"
SKC: It's a super saiyan transformation iamge
Yol: Saiyans are stoopid monkies
Yol: o3o
SKC: beware the Super Saiyan fanboys, they can hear from miles away due to their lore of OPness.
Yol: I'd say "as long as they taste nice I don't care"
Yol: But I dun eat junk food
Yol: OWO


Yol: fuakn hell that's like three separate quotes in less than an hour
Prysmane: Lemme add three more
Prysmane: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LhZoe9oJPio/maxresdefault.jpg
Yol: kjhakjshlkjGHJKGHSLKJDGFHKJASGKLJKLJHG OH COME ON


Umekii: Yol has feelings too! Probably.
Lilac: He has a feeling
Lilac: Pure unadulterated rage
Yol: "A" feeling? XD
Reffy: hey, he yells when you hit him. proof enough he has feeling
Umekii: Valid point.
Lilac: Sorry if I hurt your feeling Yol
Yol: XD;
Yol Goddamnit XD


Mimi: Oh hey, yol! how are you doing?
Yol: Hoi .3.
Mimi: How are ya?
Yol: Bluh
Mimi: Aww, how so?
Weegee: Yol, how are you?
Yol: BLUH
Mimi: why are you 'Bluh' though? the others got you down by calling you 'you know what?'
Yol: I's just tired
Weegee: I bet im tireder
Gobo: NO I HAVE THE BIGGER TIRED
Gobo: MY TIRED IS 12 INCHES LONG
Yol: ._________.
Gobo: .__.
Wisara: Gobo put your tired away


Yol has joined the game.
Yol: TWATFUCKSHITMUFFIN
Engi: Ima try to speak in Yols native tongue. oxo Ahem... FUCKASSTITTYBALLSACK
ThatchCrow: XDDD
Yol: CUNTYWANKSHITBUCKET???
Engi: SMELLYDICKTOILETBRUSHSHITBITCH
ThatchCrow: XD
Yol: XD


Yol: Honestly I'd just delete slimefun completely tbh
Yol: Only thing I'd miss is the infused magnet at this rate
Alyssa: thinks of how often Drago would use that thing randomly around spawn to make the noise
Yol: Oh you should've fuakn heard me using it while building Udon
Yol: Schematica treats my client like I'm crouching like 5 times per second if I have the printer turned on so it's like a fucking jackhammer if my inv is full
Alyssa: How does your computer not explode?
Cookie: pfft now im imagining yol jackhammering around
Alyssa: and lol just pictured a tiny Yol on a oversized jackhammer scream "Faaaaaaaauk!" while it runs away with him...
Cookie: yol doesnt need an actual jackhammer
Yol: oh my fuak you guys I already have enough quotes to catch up on xwx;
Alyssa: xD
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby Engi » Sat Nov 25, 2017 7:50 am

Yis! I made the server quotes. Troll is honored. ^x^
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:04 am

Kouri: shrugs
Fireball shrugs also
Gobo: doesn't know whats going on but shrugs too anyways
Kouri: can you boom please ? owo
Gobo: no
Kouri: cany ou hug ?
Gobo: nope, can't hug through computer screens o3o
kole and Co.: magic hug
Yol: DIGITAL HUG
Yol: .A.
Gobo: DICK HUG oAo
Yol: what ._.
Gobo: what
kole and Co.: wut
Yol: watt
Gobo: watts
Yol: wattson
Gobo: wattsons watt son
Yol: What wattson's watt sun's son?
Gobo: k I've been beaten
Yol: XD
Yol: VICTORY
Gobo: now I must commit seppuku
Yol: what
Gobo: goes to stab herself in the sto-
Gobo: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/02/92/b7 ... 5ea4d4.gif


Reffy: Cookie
Reffy: Are you a pokemon?
Reffy: Evolve into cake
Yol: ...you know it's funny because I'm pretty sure there's an actual cake pokemon somewhere
Reffy: Yol
Reffy: Are you a legendary?
Yol: I'S NOT A FUAKN POKEYMAN
Yol: >=C
Reffy: pokes yol
Yol: FUAK
Reffy: Now youres a poked mon
Gold: The wild YOL used Rage!
Yol BAPS ALL THE PEOPLES
Gold: YOL's Rage is building!
Reffy: pockets yol
Reffy: Pokemon! =D
Yol: sjahjklHFGHSAKJLASG


Yol: BUMCOCK
Reffy: bumcock?
Yol: BUM
Yol: COCK
Yol: .A.
Reffy: http://wijnbloggers.nl/wp-content/uploa ... RNs-in.jpg
Reffy: I prefer cockburn
Yol: .________________.
Miirym: o3o;
Miirym: I came in at the wrong time
Miirym: didn't I
Miirym: all I see is
Miirym: "I prefer cockburn"
Miirym: and my first thought went to heartburn
Miirym: I was like
Miirym: what


Cobalt: waiting 1 hour before trying my luck on the mojang website again
Yol: Somehow I read that as "trying my lick"
Yol: what the fuck brian
Rio: yes?
Yol: what
Rio: <-- real name is brian
Yol: ...well that's awkward
Yol: Cos my brian's name is brian
Rio: you mean brain?
Yol: NO I MEAN MY BRIAN
Yol: .A.
Rio: ok then :I
Yol: there's a brian in my head that always fuaks up all the time cos he so dum
Yol's Brian: hehe i will always fuak you up yol
Yol: FUAK
Yol BAPBAPBAPS
Tsuki: hey yol stop hitting yourself owo
SKC: Don't worry Rio...
Yol: I'S NOT HITT'N MAHSELF
Yol: I'S HITTIN BRIAN
Yol: .A.
SKC: ...YOL get it eventually
Yol BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS
Yol's Brian: if you are hitting me you are hitting yourself by technicality .A.
Yol: nuh
Yol: just mah brain
Yol: .a.
Tsuki: the brian has spoken owo
Yol: AHA
Yol: CAUGHT YOU, FAKER
Yol: ...
Yol: wait I misread that
Yol: for a second I thought Tsuki had actually spelt it brain
Yol: x_x
Yol: THIS IS YOUR FAULT BRIAN
Yol's Brian's brain: - system32 error-
Yol: BRIAN HAS NO BRAIN
Yol: THAT'S WHY HE DUM
Yol: .A.
Yol's Brian: NO U DUM >=V
Yol: UDUM >=C
Yol's Brian: NO U >=V
Yol: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/aI5pUqiVJdw/hqde ... jdwAOLieVw
Yol's Brian: Baps the inside of yols head
Yol: OI
Yol: ONLY I GET TO BAP ME
Yol baps himself, falls unconcious


Yol: Oh look at that, someone left a tone of redstone on an infinite loop
Yol: ...
Yol: ton
Yol: damn it brian
Reffles: this isn't even finished
Reffles: offline since 1 year. and 20 hours
Yol: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
Yol: .A.
*not pictured: Reffles using the kill command on me*
Yol died
Yol: ow


Yol: 20 secs
Gobo: kk
Gobo: 20 sex coming up
Yol BAPS
Gobo: XD


Choco: what kind of vore do you like?
Dago: oral
Dago: Adsorption is cool too :>
Yol: ADSORPTION
Yol: .A.
Yol: The practice of watching a tv ad and then suddenly you're the ad
DrJennifer: xDDD
Geeky: ADVERTISING HAS JUST BEEN TAKEN TO THE NEXT LEVEL


halojams has joined the game.
Yol: How do you make jam out of halos anyway
Halojams has quit the game.
Yol: ...was it something I said? .3.


Snaggle: Does any have some docter pepper?
Yol: I read that as doctor pupper
Yol: wtf brian
Rio: yes?
Yol: what
Rio: did you forget?
Rio: my real name is brian
Yol: FUAK


Stylesrj: Anyway, is it weird that you can make Minecraft cakes out of breast milk or from femcum? No really
Alexa: no that's normal owo
Stylesrj: Because I baked like two of those an then someone ate them.
Stylesrj: And that's terrible!
Alexa: i mean milk is something different then cum
Alexa: you are not getting milk from a cow, your using your own milk ouo
Stylesrj: Like the cakes were made using femcum buckets...
Yol: OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE GROSS
Alexa: xD
KaboomT: Or they're insane


Yol: QUANTUMN CUNT CRAP
Engi: Oh jeez Yol don-
Yol: Don't what owo
Engi: If you woke up Gamma i swear to fuakn gods. =x=;
Yol: Oh, Gamma's not woke? Guess I better try harder then owo
Laura_Smith: LOUD Noises!
Gamma: Oxo! Again?!
Yol: CANDID FUAKN SHITBALL
Gamma: OxO
Yol: Oh hey that actually worked


Yol: ...it worries me that you have to make the distinction that milk doesn't explode


Snekk: Gobo you're never going to sell us on your crazy bagged milk ways.
Snekk: And this is from someone who's family gave him bagged cola
Snekk: Constantly
Yol: WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED COLA
Gobo: I never heard of that one snekk
Snekk: It's Coca-Cola in a bag.
Snekk: You drink it with a straw.
.........
Snekk: Also back to the bagged coke thing
Snekk: It's common in Mexico.
Yol: Course it is, it's mexico
Yol: have you seen their drug trade
Gobo: EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Gobo: I got that one yol
Yol high fives
Gobo high fives back, but there was a button on her hand
Gobo: uh o-
Gobo: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/02/92/b7 ... 5ea4d4.gif


Laura_Smith: Hey new guy! You can speak to us. We're real friendly folk :)
Gobo: thats not true lura
Gobo: I'm not friendly o3o
Laura_Smith: I'm not friendly too... I'm super friendly!
Miirym: I'm not sure what I am ^^;
Yol: You're Miirym
Laura_Smith: You're Miirym
Laura_Smith: ..
Snekk: I'm worse than unfriendly, I'm irritating
Yol: HIVE MIND
Snekk: I'd give Miirym an 8 on the friendly scale.
Gobo: Ima 4 on friendly
Yol: I can be a real cunt when I want to be
Cookie: im 10/10, source: me
Gobo: don't listen to that, cookie is a 0
Gobo: because he's always sarcastic
Reffy: Im the least likeable person here
Reffy: if you break the rules.
Reffy: I will find where you live.
Reffy: and I will tell your mom
Gobo: I wish that was a joke


Miirym: Okay guys
Miirym: Hypothetical question
Miirym: Yol's asleep
Miirym: what do you do?
Yol: I'S NOT SLEP
Miirym: HYPOTHETICAL
Shawnie grabs the marker.
Yol: >=V
Stylesrj: Yol never sleeps. He waits.
Gobo: uhhhhhh idk, blow him I gues
Gobo: waitaminute
Gobo: I forgot a word there


Miirym: guys
Miirym: Hypothetical question. If you were to turn into your current OC atm, what would be some of the biggest problems you'd have?
Yol: SUNLIGHT
Yol: ...so in a way nothing would really change
Yol: *SHOT*
Miirym: pft


Reffy: Claws away from Yol, dragging herself by the floor
Reffy: NUUUU
Yol: REFFY YOU GET BACK HERE AND REBOOT US >=V
Gobo: puts a pair of new boots on yol
Gobo: you have been rebooted
Yol: ...
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gobo: I can do that too .O.
Gobo: let me try
Gobo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Gobo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtYO32AVyMM
Gobo: Woops
Yol: lmfao
Yol: Now I can't help but picture Gobo lighting a fuse and instead of sploding she breaks into song


Yol: adjhsjkdhfaskjld goddamnit now I can't focus on anything >w<
KaboomT: Order Pizza
Yol: LKHJSAKODFHAJKLDGFHAJSDGASGD
Gobo: don't order pizza and eat healthy o3o
Yol: I'd eat my greens but apparently they explode o3o
Gobo: wat
Yol glares at Gobo


KaboomT: It just means you like sex
Gobo: yeaaaaah not that simple kaboom
KaboomT: I know xD
Yol: ...wait
Yol: Gobo is talking to a guy literally called "Kaboom"
Yol: O T P
Gobo: NO
Gobo: GOD NO


Gunnar: Yol, do you by chance have extra Andesite youre willing to donate or trade?
Yol: Again?
Yol: How much you need?
Gunnar: Honestly, a ton
Yol: I have a doublechest that's exclusively andesite
Yol: Plus a bunch more that's scattered around the other rock type chests
Higgs: i'll show u a doublechest
Yol: .________.
Gobo: hehehehehehehehehehe
Higgs: pfft


Yol: HOLY SHITTY FUCKING CUNTCRAP IT IS SO HOT
Gamma: Oxo!?!?
Stylesrj: Yol's brian is fried
Yol: You leave my brian outt a this =<
Stylesrj: Why, is your Brian cool? Why is your Brian cool while you're hot?
Yol: STAHP MAKIN FUN OF MAH BRIAN .A.
SKC: Yol's brian is fred*
Yol: oh my god
Kyara: Who's fred?
SKC: exactly
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:00 am

Yol: FUCKDAMN CUNTSTREAM
Jimmy: PENISSHIT CUMFUCk
Weegee: we get it, you're a troubled boy, yoly poly
Yol: nah
Yol: I's just tired
Weegee: isnt that a trouble?
Yol: ...
Yol: shaddap


Kinomi: Tsuki can you tell me a bedtime story? o3o
Yol: Once apon a time
Yol: BOOBIES
Yol: the end
Kinomi: (Says a specific person to tell me a story and someone else does >->)
Yol: ARE YOU SAYING YOU DUN LIKE BOOBIES
Yol: .A.
Halojams: XD i think Yol is broken
Yol: I'S NOT BORKEN
Yol: UR BORKEN
PlutoLazyWolf reboots Yol
Yol: YOL DUN WEAR BOOTS


Welcome SilmeyGuy_ to the server!
Yol: Welcome aboard, newcomer.
Cobalt: welcome to the server!
Halojams: hi
SlimeyGuy_: hi ^^
Yol: NEWBIE SPEAKS
Yol: .A.
Engi: Yol. Inside voices. oxo
Yol: BUT I'M NOT INSIDE
Yol: >=V
Engi: I.. Well..
Engi: Damn he has a good point.


Kessho: sup shadow fox
Yol: I'S NOT A FUAKN FOX >=C
Kessho: YOU LOOK LIKE ONE SO BADLY THOUGH!
Kessho: its like a chibi fox made of darkness
Yol: >=C
Jax: XD
Kessho: and i walk up and apply heavy petting, hugging and squeeseing
Kessho: because chibi fox thats trying to be edgy in the darkess
Yol: OI I'M NOT EDGY
Yol: EDGY IMPLIES I'M SHARP
Yol: ...
Yol: wait
Reffy: cuts on yol
Yol: D=
Reffy: WTF I JUST TRIED TO HUG YOU AND YOU CUT MEEE
Yol: ._.
Gamma_Blue: slices a few carrot up using a yol.
Jax: :o
Yol: >=C
Yol: I AM BLUNT AS A FUAKN BRICK
Yol: .A.
Kessho: i still want to see yol brand cherios
Kessho: yoleos
Kessho: that rolls off the tongue so smoothly
Yol: Those wouldn't be O's
Yol: They'd be A's
Reffy: tthey would be As
Reffy: owo
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Reffy: it also tastes like Ass
Yol: REFF
Reffy: ^-^
Yol: I SWEAR TO FUAK
Yol: I WILL BLUDGEON YOU WITH A SOGGY SOCK


LuluBoxFox: Now I want yol and cheese
Yol: I'S NOT A FUAKN CONDIMENT
Yol: >=V
Kinomi: Cheese sounds good too
Kippy: I bet Yol's pretty tasty eue
Yol: I dunno Kipp
Yol: What the fuak does darkness even taste like ._.
Kippy: Salt c:
Kippy: lots of salt
Yol: jkashdkjGHAJHKGJSGKJHGJ
Yol BAPS ALL THE PEOPLES
Yol: RAWR
LuluBoxFox: Yol tastes of edginess and knuckles
Yol: why knux .3.;
Tsuki: either that or vegimite
Yol: ............
Yol: You know I'm honestly tempted to make that canon now Tsuki
Kinomi: Black licorice o3o
Yol: BLACK LICORICE IS FUAKN DISGUSTING
Yol: .A.
Kippy: so is vegimite
LuluBoxFox: Well let's all taste him and see
Yol: NUH
Yol: DUN TASTE THE YOL
Engi: Yol would taste like loud noises.
Yol: ...
Yol: what
Kinomi: You aren't wrong Engi
Yol: so what, does your tongue just vibrate madly or something
Kippy: Yol. Careful.
Yol: ......
Yol: JHASDJKFHASDHF I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW LEWD THAT SOUNDED UNTIL KIPPY SAID THAT
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Kessho: have you taken you're Edge pills today
Yol: I'S NOT EDGY
Yol: I'S BLUNT .A.
Enchira: Yol = edge?
Yol: NUH
Yol: YOL DUN CUT THINGS
Yol: ...I just realized I haven't turned my capslock off since I got here
Yol: XD
Kessho: there you go, you're not you without your edge pills
Yol: I'S NOT FUAKN EDGY >=C
Kessho: yol you need more medication you're going full edge again
Yol baps the snowfox thingy
Kessho: is sorta booped
Enchira puts an emo wig on Yol
Yol: .MHSJKAgfasdfasdhgadkfhgwh
Enchira: Edge~
Yol: >=C
Enchira: *pats*
Yol: DUN PAT THE YOL .A.
Enchira: Why no pats?
Yol: YOL DUN LIEK PATS .A.
Enchira: But I haven't pat the yol in forever~
Kessho: gives yol Cold pats
Enchira: *pat pat pat*
Yol baps the enchilada with the snowdog >=C
Enchira: >.<
Kessho: its alright yol well buffer the edge out eventualy
Cait pet pet pet yol
Enchira: I'm not an Enchilada!
Yol BAPBAPBAPS
Enchira pet pats Yol
Yol BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS
Enchira: You're gonna hurt your hand after all the baps...
Yol: I CAN JUST MAKE A NEW ONE
Yol: .A.
Cait scritches Yol under the chin
Yol flattens Cait under a bap nuke >=C
Cait: ow
Cait: what aboouutt
Cait: belly rubs?
Yol: NO
Enchira scratches behind Yols ears
Yol: I WILL SHIT DOWN YOUR CHIMNEY
Kessho: moves in to assist scritches
Yol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Enchira: I don't have a chimney
Kessho: i don't have a chimney
Yol IMPALES THE ENCHILADA AND SNOWDOG WITH A CHIMNEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Drago: o3o" how could i deny such a bootyfull butt
Yol: Bootyfull but sounds kinda redundant
Yol: Like penisy cock
Enchira: ._.
Yol: Or Booby tits


Cait: bleh
Yol: BLUH
Yol: .A.
Enchira: Can you say anything besides Bluh?
Yol: I CAN SAY FUAK
Yol: oAo
Enchira: And besides that?
Yol: CUNTS
Cait: i dunno what to build
Cait: Kinda out of ideas
Yol : GIANT ROCKET PROPELLED CHAINSAW
Enchira: How about a castle?
Yol: WITH A GIANT ROCKET PROPELLED CHAINSAW ON IT
Enchira: How about no chainsaw?
Yol: WHY NOT CHAINSAW OAO
Enchira: because you a fuak
Yol: ;A;


The_Mindorotaur: I'm curious what you mean by hardcore battle
The_Mindorotaur has quit the game
Yol: So hardcore that even asking about it kicks you out apparently


Rogue_of_Heart: I wish I could enchant my fists.
Rogue_of_Heart: Imagine if I could put looting on my fists.
Yol: That must have interesting results when you touch yourself


kole and Co: what do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters lon?
kole and Co: a π-thon
Ezoky: oh deer god
Fisher: *applause*
Yol: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
SKC: Yes
Ezoky: Kole dont temm me you came to pun-ish us all
Yol: NO
Yol: NO
Yol: NO
Yol: DO *NOT* USE THE WORD PUN AS A PUN
Yol: I SWEAR TO LKADHFJK;SDGHASGASG
SKC: Not having pun?
Yol: L;ASDKJFGASDFHGSABFLIKSDHYFAUISDFGYAUSDIKFVTGBHASUIYFDLYHGA


Halojams: just got word that my work place is bringing back the damn half price shakes... that sounds fun...
Yol: Oh fuakdamnit now i want a shake
Kyara: But it's cold
Halojams: thats what i say!
Kippy: o3o it's 2of here
Kippy: with 3ft of snow
Kippy: I just smile inside when people say it's cold x3
Yol points a revolver at Kippy
Yol: gimmie yer snow
Kippy: ouo Noh~
Kippy: My white stuff.
Halojams: XD
Yol> .______.
Mystic: O,o That escalated quickly
Kippy wheeze.


Gracie: Also, to date there is no way to get zombie horses in survival
Yol: I mean I don't really see the benefit in owning a dead horse
Yol: ...
Yol: Someone's going to make that pun now aren't they
Reffy: to beat it, duh
Yol: AND THERE IT IS


Yol: SAND CAKE .A.
Doppi: gross
Wisara: sand fake
Yol: At least it's not a dirt cake this time
Doppi: dirt cake has nutrients
Yata: mud cake o3o
Yol: what
Doppi: zinc
Doppi: mmm
Yol zincs Doppi
Doppi: no u
Yol no u's Doppi
Wisara: lewd
Yol: what
Doppi no no u's Yol
Yol no you no u's Doppi
Doppi: how am i supposed to top that
Yol tops that
Wisara top hats yol
Yol ._.


Yol: ...holy hell what the fuak is that nickname
AbbyLabbyBoBabbyFeeFiFoFabby: Yol? Yeah ik what a ridiculous name
Yol: =I
AbbyLabbyBoBabbyFeeFiFoFabby:What does it even mean
Yol: I will bap you
Carmine: xD
Yol: But seriously Abby you mind cutting that down to size
A: Got it.
Carmine: xD
Yol: ._.
Carmine: I like this guy-
Yol: I'm... not even mad. ._.;


Sayto: I am grumpled
Drago: Hello grumpled
Sayto: ./smite drago
Drago: XwX
Drago: Ded
Yol: SAYTO IS BLUH
Yol: .A.
Yol: HALLO BLUH
Sayto has joined the game.
Yol: uh oh
Thou hast been smitten!
Thou hast been smitten!
Iyari: ./smile sayto
Thou hast been smitten!
Thou hast been smitten!
Thou hast been smitten!
Thou hast been smitten!
Thou hast been smitten!
Thou hast been smitten!
Thou hast been smitten!
Yol died
Thou hast been smitten!
Thou hast been smitten!
Drago: O3o"
Iyari: O3o
Yol: FUAK
Sayto has quit the game.
Drago: ...


Reffles: yol
Reffles: can you cook this for me?
Reffles went up in flames
Yol: All done.
Yol: owo


Ezoky: Bleh
Yol: BLUH
Ezoky: blah
Yol: BLUE
Ezoky: purple
Yol: BEST COLOUR
Ezoky: whats the best shade?
Ezoky: best shade is yol -u-
Yol: Yol's not purple thou-
Yol: ...
Yol: I see what you did there
Ezoky: -u- heh
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Re: Quotes from the server!

Postby chibi-wolfy » Wed May 16, 2018 11:24 pm

Asuna: Well, t'is Asu bed time. G'night y'all
Engi: Shakes his clock. >x<
Yol: SHAKY COCK
Yol: .A.
Engi: Stop reading things this way Yol! -x-
Yol: What if I read things that way instead? o3o
Engi: Hwut?


Halojams was cuddled to death by Halojams using Fries
Yol: what
Yol: halo what
Yol: halo
Yol: what
Yol: how
Yol: what
Yol: i's so confuse
Halojams: skill -3-
Yol: Halo killed himself with fries
Yol: How do you fuakn do that


Yol: SO QUESTION
Yol: https://imgur.com/O0T8ftr.jpg
Yol: WHAT THE FUAK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO SAY
Yol: IS DRING ME NUTS
Niel: only
Stylesrj: It says Noly
Pieguymysteryman: Lyon
Stylesrj: Ylon?
Yol: ._.
Niel: hmm
Niel: what a mystry
Yol: MIST TREE
Yol: .A.
Asuna: Did someone misspell only?
Yol: Is the link I posted Asu
Asuna: I know o3o that's what I was reffering to
Yol: REFF EARRING
Yol: .A.
Asuna: zokxfzNJZOKFO
Yol: XD
Asuna throws a newspaper
Yol: NEW SPAPER
Yol: .A.
Asuna baps the Yol
Yol Yols the bap
Asuna: so, fuak?
Yol: FUAK
Asuna: Y'all heard it here folks. FUAK
Yol: .A.


Tsuko: Brb gotta give birth to a politician
Yol: what
Alice: Eh?
Engi: .x.
Engi: Pardon?


Fena: well guys i'm getting off
Yol: Aren't we all?
Yol: o3o
Fena: have a good night/morning/evening
Fena: ...
drmalouf: yol lol
Yol: X3


Yol: Oh Reffles
Yol: Pop quiz
Yol: Yol would be the worst santa, Y/N
Reffles: the wolf that ate christmas
Yol: O3O
drmalouf: what about for the people who dont celebrate xmas?
Yol: FUAK YOU I TELL YOU WHAT TO CELEBRATE
Yol: AND YOU CELEBRATE GETTIN IN MAH BELLEH
drmalouf: lol
Willow: You don't sit on Yolsanta's lap, you sit in his belly o3o


Yol: You know what I just realized
Yol: All those raiders were like "but we keep coming"
Yol: They sure gave up pretty fast o3o
Miirym: **Responding to Yol's Comment: Yol: All those raiders were like "but we keep coming"
Miirym: AND THEY DONT STOP COMIN'
Yol: Oh fuck you
Miirym: https://gyazo.com/15681471694fc9ed4fd83c56be63f7a4
Alice: Gosh darn it
Halojams: XD
Yol: OH FUCK YOU
Eledritch: So wait. What's the story about how reffles became a mermaid named reffy instead o3o;?
Yol: Reffy came first actually
Halojams dies in his chair from laughing too hard.
Sayto: Yol: Reffy came first actually
Sayto: unlikely
Yol: OH
Yol: FUCK
Yol: YOU


FloraPikOmni: Not today Bitch! i was going to eat that witch, but she was stubborn
Yol: BITCHWITCH
Laura_Smith: So she was eaten without a hitch?
Yol: Maybe next time try a stitch =V
Laura_Smith: And give it a good sales pitch!
ShaistanaFlareOmni: stap
Laura: But check for a phylactery. You don't want a lich.
Yol: But what if I still have the itch?


Yol: Bluh
Fena: hey yol
Yol: BLUH
Alice: BLUHH!
Yol: B L U H
Fena boops Yol. "Bluh"
Yol baps Fena
Yol: BLUH
Fena blinks after bap and boops back.
Yol baps boop
Fena boops
Yol BAPPITY BOOPY
Alice: Bluh?
Yol: B L U H
Fena boops the boop bapping bap.
Yol baps the booping bapping boop
Fena boops the boop bapping boop bapping bap
Yol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8
Fena: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMd8in9-vlU
Yol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxzISIa-FFw
Fena boops the video link.
Yol: FUAK


Gamma_Blue: Send halp! Oxo Bunnahs in a heat storm!
Yol: til Bunnah is in heat
Bridget: owo
Rob: OwO
Yol: OWO
Umekii: Owo
Bridget: uwu
Rob: -w-
Gamma_Blue: OXO?!


Miirym is the Fisting Master
Yol: Okay I'm totally quoting that out of context later
Miirym: crap -3-


Alice: Hi Yol, fistbump?
Yol: Nuh o3o
Alice: Uh... High-five?
Yol: Nuh o3o
Alice: Hmm...
Alice: A handshake?
Rob: Yol
Rob: Bluh?
Yol: BLUH
Alice: No bluh
Rob: :D
Alice: Hug?
Yol: B L U H
Yol: .A.
Alice: .3.


Evie Colburn: Oh right, I actually got a collar now.
Gold: Oh no...she's getting cuter..!
Evie Colburn: Like, actually acutally.
Evie Colburn: IRL.
Yol: ._.
Evie Colburn: I'm into petplay, you shut up.
Yol: I didn't say anything ._.
Evie Colburn: Stop looking at me like that >:c
Yol: .-.
Evie Colburn: God dammit.
Yol: o3o


Gold: Yol
Gold: How long until you're TIRED NOW.A.
Yol: I give it an hour tops Gold
Yol: Assuming I don't just bugger off the moment I'm done with this treefarm
Willow: Imma say goodnight to Yol ahead of time owo
Willow: Nini YAWL
Gold: Have a good fuakn night
Yol: ._.
Yol: UR NOT FROM THE FUTURE .A.
Willow: I IS
Yol: If anyone's from the future it's me
Yol: Timezones here are that fuakn weird
Willow: Wha toime is it
Yol: 1pm
Miirym: yol
Miirym: you're 7 hours behind me +w+
Willow: Yawl is fuakn 11pm
Yata: 3pm here o3o
Yol: 1pm Monday .3.
Miirym: ah
Miirym: 8pm sunday .3.
Willow: OFAWK FUTURE WOOF
Yol: lmfao
Yol: I like how I had to state the DAY to prove I was ahead XD
Willow: \Rams into a wall and fuakn dies
Gold: XD


Yol bapbapbapbaps all the peoples
Engi: Engi's next invention.. Anti bapping field
Yol brandishes a lawn mower
Yol: Just mow down the field o3o


Reffles: I digested eledrith o3o
Yol: elewho
Reffles: she tasted like witch
Yol: Which witch? o3o
Reffles: SANDWICH
Yol: .A.


Yol: Man squid noises are weird
Yol: Whenever I hear them I think my stomach's rumbling
Gamma_Blue: Makes bunnah noises! OxO
Yol: What's a bunnah noise
Higgs: Buns make squawk
Yol: what
Yol: bun is not birb
Higgs: yol, what sound does you make
Yol: FUAK
Higgs: o ye
Gold: o3o;
ShaistanaFlareOmni: lol


Halo: and now im bored so wake me up when something is happening.
Yol: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Filwuf: SAAVVEE MEEE
Yata: wake me up in- damn beat me to it\
Yol: PREDICTABO
Halo: dammit now i cant get that song out of my head...
Halo: thanks yol...
Yol: Here lemme help
Yol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI
Halojams: JESUS CHRIST KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Yol: XD
Halojams: WTF WAS THAT!
Yol: ahahahahaha


Yol: RTD BECAUSE REASONS IDK
Yol: [Dice] Yol rolled 7 out of 20
Yol: FUAK
Kippu: Yol strikes his teammate with his sword.
Yol: What's a teammate? o3o
Kippy: Lunch.
Kippy: =w=
Yol: O3O


Reffy: Oh btw
Reffy: dunno if youd be interested at all
Reffy: but Mari is streaming axe attorney 2
Yol: AXE ATTORNEY
Yol: .A.
Reffy: *ace
Reffy: owo
Yol: Nupe, I prefer axe attorney now
Yol: You prove someone guilty and then FUCKING MURDER THEM
Reffy: XD
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