Christmas Thief!

Posted by Kitts 11 years ago

 

I think I just saved Christmas. See? Even Nomsunes do good deeds!

So, I woke up late tonight and I heard something rustling around in my humble abode. Knowing I'd not had any company over (I did earlier, and they tasted GREAT! But that's beside the point!), I went to investigate.

What did I find but a large, jolly-looking man with a huge beard, dressed all in red, squirming down my chimney. He had this big red sack, and an alarm instantly went off in my head.

How he fit down that chimney, I'll never figure out. Well, my fur was bristling at this point, and to make matters worst...he started calling me names (He called me a 'ho' three times....hardly polite at all. >_<). When he went over to my Christmas tree and started to fumble around with his sack, I knew what was happening...he was stealing presents!!!

So, I ate him.


*Uuuuurp* He tasted strangely like chocolate chip cookies, and milk...strangest taste ever. I even found some reindeer on the roof that were his accomplices, so I ate those, too. One had the most silly red nose, all lighting up the night....it was so weird seeing it in through my bellyfur.


I'm so stuffed now, and I have this enormous red sack of presents he'd stolen from other houses. I knew my instincts were right!

I'm thinking I'll put on this big red outfit he was wearing (It actually FITS with all those thieves I ate!) and giving back out all these gifts he stole! Who'll expect it? The thief who stole the gifts...giving them all back! Sheesh, there's like an endless supply in this bag....he's been stealing ALOT.

I think I just saved Christmas. I am now Herosune!