AGDQ is coming up, and I need contributions for a related story

Posted by Foxgut 5 years ago

 

So AGDQ is nearly upon us. To celebrate I'm going to write a shitpost of a story about the annual Awesome Guys & Gals Digested Quick (AGGDQ) that I just made up. But I'm going to need some help!

I want it to be inter-spaced with announcers reading out fake donations just like in the real thing. I'd love it if you could reply with something or a few things you might like to be read out during the year's most popular vore stream, with a name, message, and amount of your favorite currency (And no, you don't have to actually give me real money). So everything will be read out in roughly the format of:

"We have a five dollar donation from Tasty Wolf: So happy to see my favorite predator on the big stage. Wishing him luck on his 100% digested run, and sending good vibes to all the other preds and prey participating. My donation goes toward killing the animals."

So give me your best (worst?) messages, and they'll be woven into the worst thing I've ever written (until I get the Star Fox Steamed Hams vore parody out onto paper)!