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Publicly linking up with Avios, my lewds account. Posted 3 years ago
As you may have noticed, I really, really like vore. And my preferences and kinks have grown and evolved over my time here. However, for a few reasons, I didn’t feel comfortable displaying their full extent on my first account, TheGuyWhoKnows . Of course, that didn’t mean they went away, and so several years ago, I decided to create a second account where I could explore these kinks more freely, calling it  Avios on Aryion and later Court_Of_Predators on FA. While this was mostly just intended for some RP nonsense at first, it’s since developed quite a detailed storyverse of it’s own, one which I’ve had a lot of fun with.

I’m happy to say that most of the reasons for keeping things separate are no longer applicable, and maintaining two identities has been awkward and a...
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Vote for President Goldeneye in 2016. Posted 7 years ago
He's an outsider candidate. He's not part of the same old political theatre. Outside of this dimension, that is.

He came from humble beginnings and clawed his way to the top with nothing but his own determination, grit and stomach acid. When he began, he was just a broken morass of fragments of other people's souls who didn't even understand what a body was, let alone have one. Today he's the tyrannical ruler of an empire which spans continents, and his body is multiple tonnes of the prettiest fluffiest catbird in the multiverse. And he did all of it without going bankrupt or deleting all his emails, too.

He's the politician with your best interests at stomach. And god knows he's better than what you have at the moment.
You're all watching me. That's amazing. What do you want to ask? Posted 8 years ago
Finally got around to doing this. Between Aryion and Furaffinity, if we ignore the problem of people with accounts on both sites, I have three hundred and sixty one watchers. Even otherwise, it's probably more than three hundred. That's a whole lot of people who have since four years ago, when I first began this lark, decided that my weird, weird desires and the ways in which I express them are of enough worth to be looking at in one way or another. And that is (almost) as wonderful as Alex.

So thank you. All of you. The regular readers, the enthusiastic commenters, the good friends I've made, the really good friends I've made, the ones who just watch 'cause I got a picture a few years ago which was hot, the silent favouriters and the even more silent viewers. And the...
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The Actura Sacrifice: Now on Netflix Posted 8 years ago
Okay, not really. Not yet, anyway, But for now, go watch Jessica Jones, because David Tennant as Kilgrave is a perfect example of how terrifying and powerful and horribly fun the Voidtouched can be. He's practically begging to be rewritten as a predator... mmmm...

Ahem. And he just has mind control. They've got strength, speed, regeneration, mind reading, and don't even need to speak to make you do what they want. The Voidtouched are scary.

Hell, Watch Jessica Jones anyway. It's an excellent show. And Kilgrave is a wonderfully despicable villain.
Commissions are OPEN. For now anyways. Posted 8 years ago
I kinda want to have money again, and writing is fun. Therefore, for the moment commissions are open.

All the rules are right here. http://aryion.com/g4/userpage.commissio ... uyWhoKnows

For the moment I'll take three, maybe four slots of up to 10,000 words. First come first served. I'm posting this on FA as well, so you might have to be swift. : 3

Slot 1: :userLeshana:
Slot 2:
Slot 3:
Am I giant? Posted 8 years ago
I mean, I've never referred to my magnificent self as a giant gryphon, but I'm so frequently called one by you little things. I don't mind at all - in fact I think it shows a healthy worshipfulness towards such a higher being. It's just interesting that so many people have, independently, found that particular phrase best describes me. Maybe it's the alliteration.

I suppose I am fairly large by gryphonic standards, and very, very large by mortal standards. Still, I would personally only use the word for creatures who are monstrously oversized - macros, basically. But it's delightful that people have different ways of saying and thinking about things. It's what makes you all so delicious, after all. Your souls all taste so unique~

The Edinburgh Fringe Festival is...
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Reason #995 why Damian should not be allowed internet Posted 8 years ago
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, little one? I’ll have you know I was reborn top of the food chain in the Voidtouched, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret stalkings on innocent people, and I have over 1000 confirmed meals. I am trained in telepathic warfare and I’m the top Voidseer on the entire planet. You are everything to me but just the most perfect target in existence. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Actura, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with existing in such a perfect way? Think again, darling. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of souls across the Authority and your perfect mind is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, little one. The storm...
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The legacy of Writeathon #2, Part II: Moneyyy Posted 8 years ago
So, with the money from various wonderful kind sources, my writeathon for the Edinburgh Fringe play raised a wonderful total of £141, which will hugely help our cause of getting to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Thank you to everyone who supported me in word or in deed, and thank you to the literary characters who finally decided to co-operate and let me write them. The money'll zoom straight off to the fund as soon as I know how to get it there. : D

And any late donations, no matter how small, will also be awesome. Thanks everybody!
The Legacy of Writeathon #2, starring words, words, words. Posted 8 years ago
So, as promised, here's the proof. I'm going to be collecting the donations and passing them on quite soon, so if you would like to support my first experience of semi-professional theatre I would love you like Damian loves Alex for sending even a dollar or two. It'll go to paypal at [email protected]

All in dropbox here, hopefully in chronological order. My wordcount swells like a distending throat. : >

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/1hjxpup3l108 ... ZQTua?dl=0
15 hours 30 mins and 9246 words later... Posted 8 years ago
Well, since computer failure and going a little over breaktime made for me going over time, and I was having fun anyway, I finished at 2:38am after a sum total of 15 hours and 30 minutes writing. The results were glorious, a total of 9246 words written on my planned fantasy novel, plus a lot of editing on same project and a lot of plotholes which were satisfyingly punched to nothingness. I can't get my search history on these computers for some reason, but I have taken a few pictures of my growing word count over the day as proof-ish and I'll post them tomorrow.

And again, this is all in aid of the original play which I and some good friends are taking to the Edinburgh Fringe this summer. If you'd like to donate, any amount is welcome. Just send it to paypal at ...
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