At a company dinner a while ago, towards the end of the night (i.e., with the weirdos sticking around after most people left), someone was talking about how they got a message asking for foot pictures after posting something to craigslist. This led to the person sitting directly next to me saying "It's so weird that people are into that. Random people around us could be into feet and we'd never know." as if foot fetishes are the weirdest thing imaginable.
Obviously I am remaining straight faced, taking a sip of my drink, but internally I was ROLLING