yesterday morning, I had to go to some groceries. What can I say, dragons need to eat^^
But due to the recent events in France, shops have become careful. At the entrance, the security guard asked to check my bag.
troll mode ON
"Why? is that because of the beard?"
guard seems confused, it's really effective!
"No sir, it's regular check, you might hide weapons"
time for the fatality:
"But... I practice martial arts... I'm legally considered as a weapon"
okay, that's when he got it^^ Big laugh, then I let him check my bag... which was empty! Still was a good sunday morning fun
And before I get trolled for this: Yes, I love dark humor. And no, I'm...
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