Captain, I, Admiral Katherine Janice Goodgut, have paramount orders from Starfleet. You are to proceed to the planet Gideon. I’m on a top secret mission to teach their leaders how to use a skill I possess, to deal with their overpopulation problem. In the mean time I need quarters in the cargo bay and an Ensign for an assistant.

A few minutes later in cargo bay 2: Ensign, Come in, and keep that door locked. This operation is classified. There are those who may have moral objections to what we’re doing. The planet has a radiation field that speeds healing/regeneration, and nearly eliminates sickness. Long life spans and heightened fertility have over populated the planet to where there is nearly no room for anyone to move. You can’t even lie down to sleep. Life...
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