“Just because you are the only mortal one out of us three, doesn’t mean you get to stuff yourself like a pig Medusa.” said Stheno, idly twirling a strand of snake from her head, trying her best to ignore the loud gulpings of her sister.

	“Mmmph rmph!” Medusa said, or at least tried to say around a mouthful of a large man, as she finished stripping him of the last of his armor, discarding it along with his clothing onto the rather huge pile next to her, like shells from a nut.

	“You have the worst table manners out of us too. Finish what’s in your mouth before you even try talking to me.”

	Medusa slurped up the man’s kicking legs, gulping hard as she tried to send him into her already crowded insides. Feeling him stick in her throat, she thumped her chest a few times with her fist, trying to dislodge him, her golden wings flapping with the effort. Finally the esophagus managed to push him down, somehow finding space to cram him in the packed stomach.

	“Hey, if you wanted a bite, maybe you should have waken up earlier when they arrived.” Medusa snapped, trying to move into a more comfortable position, however due to the heavy weight all she could to do was squirm a bit in place.

	“What the heck is all the racket about?” yawned Euryale, rubbing her eyes with a bronze claw. “I was sleeping when I heard all this banging of swords and shields at the crack of dawn, then I hear you two bickering. Can’t a monster get some shut eye around here?” She tried adjusting her snakes, still drooping from just having been woken up.

	“You can thank Miss Charybdis over there. She decided she was so starved that she had to eat a entire horse, or two, or three, or…”

	“Hey shut up SthenooooOOOOOORRRRRP!” Medusa tried to say, instead belching up some of her meal’s precious air.

	“Horse? What are you talking about-oh…” Euryale started to say, before her eyes finished adjusting to the morning glare. “By Zeus. Medusa just how many platoons did you eat?” 

	The size of the stuffed Gorgon sister shocked her, and she was used to shocking people right into stone. Medusa looked like she was stuck between a rock and a hard place, only in this case it was more like a belly and a gut. The snake portion of her was bloated to obscene proportions, being twice as tall and wide as she was. The bulge so large it almost reached to the tip of her tail, and it had stretched her so much that the scales were now a few inches apart from one another, the pink flesh between now exposed.

	 Thanks to her own gluttony, she had continued to shove more and more in, and because of that, her stomach had no choice but to start storing all the squirming food in the front portion of her stomach. Now she sported an almost equally huge round ball that sat densely in front of her, practically obscuring her vision. All she could do was lay there, propped up by both sides of her distention, patiently waiting for some of her squirming feast to digest. She might like being so full, but she did not like the idea of seeing nothing but a bulging green wall in front of her.

	Medusa stifled another hefty belch, making a gesture in front of her. “Hey, it was only one boat okay? And since I was the only one out here, it would seem like a waste just turning them all to stone.”

	“I-I don’t ever remember you stuffing yourself silly like this Medusa. What on earth compelled you to eat them all, including their horses!” Euryale said, gasping as she saw a sizable lump appear on Medusa’s belly, where one of her equine meals tried to kick its way out.

	Stheno leaned over, whispering into her sister’s ear. “It’s because her boyfriend broke up with her. A girl can’t help herself in eating a couple dozen humans after having her heart broken.”

	“I am not eating because of that jerk Stheno!” Medusa growled, banging on the front of her stomach in anger. “Just because I found out he was lying about not being married does not mean I’m binge eating out of depression!”

	“Uh huh, yeah sure Medusa. Next thing you’ll tell us is that he was some sort of god or something.”

	“He was! And if wasn’t for that harpy of a woman, me and him would be making sweet love on top of Mount Olympus!”

	Stheno flipped her snakes over her head and gave a sharp laugh. “Ha! Well not only are you not up there, you’re down here stuck outside like a beached Kraken. Hope you like the view of the ocean, because thanks to that reptilian metabolism of yours, you’re going to be looking at it for the next couple of centuries!”

	Medusa snarled, trying move closer. Unfortunately the mountain of food inside of her merely sloshed around.

	“Why don’t you come over here and say it to my face Stheno? I’ll be sure to turn your immortal ass to cheap marble!”

	Stheno guffawed. “Please, once that all digests, it’s your ass that will weigh as much as the Parthenon!” She turned around, giving a dismissive wave. “Now if you’ll excuse me sis, I feel like napping in front of my den for the rest of the day while I wait around for the next demi-god to try and cut my head off. Have fun!”

	She continued to laugh as she slithered away, her snakes joining in on the fun by sticking their little tongues out.

	Medusa grinded her fangs, feeling the cold blood in her rise.

	“She won’t be laughing next time she finds her big fat head stuck under a rock like the Hydra…” she muttered.

	“Uh Medusa? I don’t think you can see what I can see over in the distance can you?”

	The round Gorgon tried to turn and look, but managed only to get a face full of scaly belly instead.

	“What is it? I can’t see a damn thing with this gut in the way Euryale.”

	“Well…it looks like another ship. And I think it’s coming this way.”

	Medusa felt both her stomachs lurch. “D-Do you know how big it is?”

	Euryale squinted her eyes. “Pretty big. Arg-something or whatever.” She turned around, starting to move away from her sister. “I think I’ll go join Stheno in the lounging around, not being all big and what not, over there.”

	“H-Hey wait sister! What am I supposed to do if they land here?” Medusa cried, suddenly finding herself alone and very immobile on the beach.

	After what seemed like a eternity, she heard what sounded like a ship docking, and eventually many, many footsteps. Too many to count.

	Medusa gulped. The snake half of her stomach lurched, gurgling loudly, and she felt her front belly deflate a bit as a batch of now digesting Spartans squeezed themselves further into her digestive system. She burped, patting the now slightly smaller stomach.

	“Whew, that’s better. Always feels good to make some room. Now, it’s just about time for brunch I think…”

	She licked over her razor sharp teeth, the tip of tail wriggling in hungry anticipation.