Laguna: hiya
Han: Hello
Han: So, you wanna eat me?
Han: -shoves an apple into my mouth-
Han: -lays down-
Laguna: *giggles as he lays down with an apple in his mouth* Hehe very willing I see
Han: (muffled) Mm hmm.
Laguna: Hmm...*she licks her lips as she moves to his face and opens her mouth very wide, letting him stare down into her throat*
Han: (muffled) All natural baby. No additives...
Han: -spits the apple out- But I will be moving about once I'm down there.
Laguna: *she gulps down the apple and engulfs your head with her mouth*
Han: -my ears and tail twitch-
Laguna: *she giggles as his ears twitch inside her mouth and she pushes more of him inside of her mouth, gulping down his head*
Han: -pushes with my back legs, to help you swallow-
Laguna: *is surprised as he helps her swallow him down as her throat bulges with his head and shoulders as she gulps down more of him*
Han: -travels further down-
Laguna: *her throat bulges with more of his body as she continues to swallow and gulp him down, her belly growling hungrily*
Han: -my head hits the base of your stomach as my legs hang outside your mouth-
Laguna: *she rubs her belly as it starts to bulge out with your form, she tilts her head upwards and lets your legs slide into her throat*
Han: -I turn myself upwards as I slide in-
Laguna: *she closes her mouth around his feet and swallow one final time and licks her lips as her belly swells out* Mmm.. pretty tasty
Han: It's not so bad in here... -starts to sway- You like that?
Laguna: *giggles as her belly sways back and forth*Hehe yup
Han: -I start probing the inside of your belly-
Laguna: *blinks as bumps appear on her belly*Whatcha doin?
Han: Just seein' how far you'll stretch. Just let me know if it starts to hurt.
Laguna: Hehe well i can stretch pretty far
Han: You know, I might start sleeping here... It's warm and cozy.
Laguna: Hehe well its cozy until digestion >.>
Han: -_- I was afraid of that...
Han: Luckily, I've been studying ninjutsu
Laguna: and what does ninjutsu have to do with not being digested?
Han: I can substitute myself for another lump of flesh...
Laguna: but where are you gonna go after you substitute yourself?
Laguna: unless you got some teleporting ninjutsu you're still trapped heh
Han: Or If you like to stretch, I can create Shadow Clones. Just place your meal of choice on your belly and I'll be out in a heartbeat.
Laguna: Hehe but i like to eat people ^_^..and i am still kinda hungry...
Han: Alright, hold on. Place something for me to teleport with on your belly and I'll give you a meal...
Laguna: *she blinks a bit and hmms....she puts a turkey on her belly*
Han: Shadow Clone Jutsu!
Han: -Your belly grows as my clones fill it-
Laguna: *she umphs as her swelling belly causes her to fall and land on her butt as her belly keeps growing bigger*Hehe whoa!
Han: Tele-Substitute!
Han: -I switch places with the turkey, but my clones stay behind-
Laguna: *her belly jiggles infront of you with all of your clones inside*Hehe ^_^ very filling
Han: That isn't all. I can control my clones, and they can use the same Jutsus I can... Catch my drift?
Laguna: Yup
Han: Clone control! Shadow Clone Jutsu!
Laguna: *blinks and eeps as her belly swells even bigger and bigger, a very big,wriggling orb of clones*
Han: -my nose begins to bleed as I stare at your belly. I start to rub it-
Laguna: Whew...i'm stuffed...oo..that feels good! *she joins you in rubbing her massive stomach*
Han: Guh... My only weakness...
Han: -I sit next to you- I guess you know what my weakness is huh?
Han: They say that the female body is a thing of art...
Laguna: Hehe a big stomach is your weakness?
Han: Yeah. I love big bellies.
Laguna: Hehe so do i ^_^
Laguna: *pokes her clone wiggling belly*
Han: -pokes your belly- Are they causing you trouble?
Laguna: Hehe...not really..*burps lightly* Why?
Han: I can make 'em be still.
Laguna: Nah they're fine..^_^
Laguna: *rubs her swollen belly*
Han: Cute. -rubs your belly to calm the clones down, but it doesn't work-
Laguna: Hehe they are lively
Han: Yeah. I guess you're entering active digestion?
Laguna: Probably why they're wriggling so much..*her belly gurgles and churns*
Han: -places ear to belly- O.O Do you want to know what they're saying?
Laguna: sure
Han: -ahem- "Let us out you son of a bitch, or we'll break your dick off and shove it up your nose..."
Laguna: Hehe they're talking to you y'know
Han: I know.
Laguna: *she rubs her noisy stomach*Hehe hopefully I won't gain too much weight from all those clones..
Han: They're low fat.
Laguna: ^_^ thats good
Laguna: Thanks for treating me to a very large meal btw
Laguna: *her belly gurgles loudly as the clones start to calm down*
Han: Their flesh should be melting away by now.
Laguna: probably why they arent moving as much
Han: Be careful of hairballs...
Laguna: lol
Han: -pours you some cream-
Laguna: Ooo.., thank you ^_^
Han: No meal is complete for a neko unless they have some cream.
Han: I gave you heavy cream, but I prefer light.
Laguna: hehe thanks ^_^ *she slurps down the cream*
Han: So, you had any kids yet, or did you eat all your suitors?
Laguna: no kids
Han: ah.
Han: Plan on having any?
Laguna: eventually, i'm engaged afterall
Han: Aww.
Han: I can't wait to see your kids, when you have them that is.
Laguna: lol
Laguna: well i gotta go for now, talk to you later!
Han: k