Macricro Mayhem - Big Family Troubles

(There are many interesting stories in Tremina Town. Like the one where a girl was eaten by her sister while playing Goldilocks, or when a girl was eaten by her giant best friend. Here's another.)

(Our story takes place a while ago in a large house on Ikana Way. There lived a family of seven, yes five kids. There were two boys and 3 girls. The two boys, John and Don, where black haired, 12-year old twins, but John was older by six minutes. Both wore blue shorts, but John wore a blue shirt, and Don wore a red. The three girls were Crystal, Daisy and Alexia. Crystal was 16, had long, red hair, and wore her pink miniskirt and blue shorts. Daisy was 13, had shorter, dark brown hair, and wore her yellow flower shirt with green shorts. Alexia was 10, had short, black hair, and wore her favorite white shirt and shorts.)

(The five children were eating breakfast when their parents, Mark and Jane, had something to say.)

Mark: Kids, just a quick heads up. Your cousin July is coming over this afternoon.

(Daisy and Crystal were shocked, Alexia was happy, and the twins were unchanged.)

Crystal: Mom, Dad, why does she have to come over?

Daisy: Yeah, she's gonna bug us.

Jane: I know she's only 7, but she likes hanging out with you guys, and it's a long drive from Kokiri Cove. It's just a couple days.

Alexia: Yay! We can have a play day!

(Later, the five kids were hanging around the living room. The girls talked and the boys watched Dragon Ball Z)

Daisy: Ugh, why does July have to come over and bug us AGAIN?

Alexia: I like when she comes over.

Daisy: That's because you guys have stuff in common, but she bugs Crystal and I with stuff we don't like anymore.

John: Can you guys be quiet?

Don: Yeah, the Cell Games are starting.

Crystal (ignored the boys): So are we gonna do something about her or not?

Daisy: Hmm, I got it, when she comes, we'll just hide in the boys' room.

The Twins: Why our room?

Daisy: Cause she won't look there.

Alexia: Well, I don't want to go, I wanna stay here.

Crystal: No you won't, you know about our plan.

Daisy: Come on, this will be fun Alexia. It will be… Hide-and-Seek.

Alexia: I guess…

Crystal: Well, why don't we go now?

John: No, we wanna watch Goku fight.

(Crystal and Daisy pulled John and Don toward their room as Alexia followed them upstairs.)

Don: But… Cell's losing.

(When the five reached the door, John and Don stopped and halt the others.)

The Twins: HOLD IT!

Alexia: Why?

John: This isn't our door.

Don: Yeah, it's different.

(The door was dark purple, had three white stars in the middle, and two down arrows and `m's on the side.)

Daisy: Well, maybe Mom and Dad painted it.

Crystal: I don't know-

Jane: Kids, July's parents' car is here.

Crystal: -Never mind, let's go.

(They all rushed into the door, and then it… disappeared? How strange. Anyway, downstairs, Jane and Mark open the door for July. July is seven years old, has blonde hair in a ponytail in the back with a red bow, and she wore her favorite pink dress.)

Mark: Hello July.

July: Hello Uncle Mark, Aunt Jane. Where's Alexia.

Jane: We haven't seen any of the kids ever since we heard them go upstairs.

Mark: Would you like to watch TV?

July: Yes, and can I have raisins please?

Jane: Sure.

(Meanwhile, back upstairs, the Twins' regular door re-appeared and opened. As the five children walked in the empty hallway-)

John: Hey, this is weird!

Don: Yeah, the walls. They look bigger.

Daisy: Well they can't be. Our eyes must be tired.

(The siblings began walking toward the stairs.)

Crystal: Why is this taking longer than normal?

(Once they reached the stairs, they were all stunned, well, except for Alexia.)

Alexia: Cool, giant house!

Daisy: AH, THE STAIRS, THEY'RE HUGE.

Crystal: WHAT HAPPENED!

John: Did the house grow-

Don: -or did we shrink?

(They looked down to see everything in the house at fifty times larger.)

Crystal: It looks like we got smaller, but how much.

John: I'm guessing we're the size of bugs.

Daisy: WHAT DO WE DO?

Don: …I know! Let's find Mom and Dad, they'll know what to do.

Alexia: I don't want to turn back, I like being small.

Daisy: We're all changing back. Our parents would be mad if we left you like this. So, how do we get down the stairs.

John: We just jump each stair, but make sure to roll.

(The four other kids agreed, did such, took a while, but made it down to the bottom floor. Next, they began their journey to the kitchen where they heard Mark and Jane talking; but first, they had to get past the living room. The children were sure this would be any easy task, until they reached the living room.)

Crystal: Oh no, SHE'S HERE!

(Before their eyes, the tiny kids saw a gigantic July eating raisins out of a bowl while she watched The Wario Show. This is a little off-topic, but wouldn't be a great show? Seriously! Anyways, the shrunken siblings began plotting their next move. First, they looked at their routes. They could either run behind her or in front of her.)

Daisy: It's easy! We'll just go behind her.

(Suddenly, they saw July kept switching from sitting up to lying down.

Don: Not a good idea. We could get squashed.

Alexia: I want to play with her!

Crystal: No, she'll spot the rest of us. Who knows what she'll do. We'll just have to speak past in front of her.

John: How are we going to sneak past without her seeing us.

Crystal: Her eyes are glued to that TV. She'll never spot us.

(The kids began running when all of a sudden, July spilled her raisins. The small children began dodging incoming raisins that were boulders to them; however, this failed as all five were crushed under raisin.)

July: Oh no, I better pick those up.

(July grabbed all of the raisins, and once she put them all back, the tiny kids were not on the floor anymore. Instead, they were in the raisins bowl. Each kid crawled, and quickly, they found each other; however, Alexia was still unconscious from the crushing raisins.

Daisy: This is bad, she's gonna eat us.

Don: I don't want to be eaten by HER!

Crystal: WE'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!

John: We can try getting out of here.

(Just then, a giant hand took some raisins out of the bowl, and Don.)

John: DON, NO!

(Don was too scared to do anything, as the giant hand pulled him toward a giant mouth, and dropped him inside. He fell through a large pipe-like cave until he landed on a squishy surface.)

Don: Well that's just great, I've become food.

(Four kids remained, and the three conscious ones scared to death.)

John: SHE'S REALLY GONNA EAT US!

Daisy: WE'VE GOTTA RUN!

(Daisy's attempts failed, as the giant hand returned to grab her and John. She began to try and jump off the hand, which almost succeeded until she saw the deadly drop below. Both fell down the giant mouth and were re-united with Don.)

Daisy: This isn't fun, I don't wanna be food!

(Crystal remained as Alexia still slept. Crystal was scared stiff to do anything as the hand grabbed her and dropped her in. Her fate was the same as the others.)

Crystal: I knew she was going to ruin our good times, BUT LIKE THIS?

(Alexia, still in the raisins bowl, finally awoke and was confused.)

Alexia: Crystal, Daisy, John and Don? Where are you guys?

(She was surprised as a giant hand picked her up, but as she looked up and saw July's face, all she could do was…)

July: HI JULY, HOW'S IT GOING?

(July heard her loud yell, looked down, and was surprised to see a bug-sized Alexia.)

July: Alexia? Is that you? Look at you? You're a bug. I almost ate you for a snack.

Alexia: Hee hee, I know you wouldn't eat me July.

July: Where are the others?

Alexia: They got tiny too, but they're gone. Probably found Mom and Dad and are back to normal, but I wanna stay this size.

July: Yeah, look at you, YOU'RE SO CUTE!

Alexia: I know. Let's play.

July: Yay, but what?

Jane (from afar): July, do you want some cereal and milk?

July: Yeah!

Jane: It's on the table. Your father and I will be upstairs if you need us.

(July went to the kitchen, being careful not to drop Alexia. They both saw the bowl of Fruit Loops and milk.

Alexia: I wanna swim. I'm gonna swim in the cereal.

(Alexia quickly jumped out of July's hand, and into the cereal. She began swimming and playing amongst the loops. July grabbed her spoon and began eating, barely missing Alexia.)

Alexia: Tee hee, careful July, or else you'll eat me.

(As Alexia continued to play, July glared at her with a strange look. It was one of desired and… hunger. Without warning, July grabbed a spoon full of cereal… and Alexia.)

Alexia: Hey, what are you doing?

July: What does it look like?

Alexia: Uhh…

July: I'm gonna eat you, silly.

Alexia: Huh?

(July quickly gulped down Alexia, and Alexia fell down to the stomach, but didn't see her siblings.)

Alexia: JULY, WHY DID YOU EAT ME?

July: You looked so tasty, and you were.

(As Alexia began to cry, this story ends.)