Monologue to the girl that I convince to eat me

So, what I would like it simply that you eat me.

Yes, very simple.

You pick me up, put me to your mouth, push me backwards with your tongue and swallow

Yes, yes, like you always do, like any other food you eat

No, do not chew, I want to go down as one piece.

Right chewing can hurt

No, don’t worry, I am not too big, like a small medicament, a strawberry

You could lick me with your tongue before, I may slip easier

Why after, let’s do it now, before you go back there

No, you can continue doing whatever you like, run, jump, lie talk … like you always do after you eat a snack or so

No after you swallow, you won’t feel anything. Maybe just in the moment I pass in your throat, but then I’ll be gone down, and you won’t know. Like with the rest of the food you eat. You don’t feel it after you swallow

That’s when you eat something bad, but I am just fine, all fresh. You won’t feel anything when I’m in your stomach.

Don’t worry really, you won’t vomit, and I do not want also that you vomit. As I said, just go on doing what you did before. You are here, and I am inside. You will see, you will forget me soon after. Did you ever think of your food after eating it? Do you wish seeing it again? I’ll be gone, like anything you ate before.

No, don’t tell anybody, it is like you got a nice desert but there is only one. You can’t share it with the others. Just me.

I am telling you it is fine. Just grab me and eat me. All the rest will go as usual, you eat 3 or more time each day, isn’t it? And it always go smoothly.

No, no one will notice anything on your stomach, it will stay flat as it is. Come on, I am so small.

Yes, I will digest in your stomach. There is no other way, what you eat must be digested.

Oh you are very curious girl. Yes, I will flow inside and tomorrow I will come out from your butt. But what do you care, it is my problem. For you it will just be as usual – some pressure, then run to toilet, then some pieces of poo, like each day, clean, wash and bye bye.

No, once I am food, it is not so bad to be your poo. It is just normal.

Yes, in the toilet, as usual. No, you won’t recognize, it will look like always.

Don’t worry for me, I really know what I’m doing. If I decided to be food, it is only natural. If you leave me here, it won’t be better for me. My destiny is to be eaten, digested and the rest. And I met you, not someone else. I am very glad it is you, you look really good. It is my pleasure to be your food.

Yes, now, let’s get going. I don’t want to be seen, it is our secret. Yes, do not chew, just take in and swallow. Yes, drink water after if you want. You can eat drink whatever. Down there for me it won’t make any difference.

Lie down or run or swim, doesn’t matter at all. Inside it is all the same.

Look start licking me and then you see there is nothing bad, and then please please eat me.

Nice, nice, I’m tasting OK?

Oh, I am tasting good, you see? I told you. I won’t disappoint you really.

Oh dear, so many questions, why I’m doing it. I can’t explain it. I just need to be eaten, I need it, and you just appeared. And as I said, you are looking great, you are a nice person and it can only be my lucky day to come to your stomach

You are afraid. OK let’s let it go then.

What?

It was a joke?

You do?

Someones coming? So let’s get going fast inside

Thanks, thank you so much! Bye bye, good luck in everything, love to be eaten by you,

Nice mouth, nice tongue, ammmmm. Nice teeth you have, take care of them.

Ah, funny, flipping me around. Hehehe

I can hear them. Now push me back. Swallow, bye bye…

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BYYEEEE

GULP

I am going down, hehehe, at last. I made it.

GLUP BLOP GLOP GLUCK….

Ah, so nice, soft and warm here inside. I can hear she is speaking to someone.

Hehehe, she says it was just a candy but she found only one. Good girl. Nice stomach indeed. I think she is running now? Oh, she is about to jump to the pool. It is moving like hell here. Never mind.

I think it is starting to digest.

GLUP BLOP GLOP GLUCK….