A Vore in Time

A vorish parody of A Hat in Time

Prologue: Hat and Bow Meet the Mafia

It was still very early, or perhaps late, honestly, when you’re traveling home from an alien boarding school in an interstellar space ship who the hell can tell what time it actually is?

Certainly not the young ladies laying asleep in a very comfy bed.one had light skin and brunette hair tied back in a pony tail. The other had dark skin with curly hair. The Brunette lay fast asleep, dreaming of the welcome home meal her mother was sure to cook when, “GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING!” Blared her wake-up machine. The sound startled her so badly, she was launched out of bed and faceplanted flat on the floor. Her companion yawned, sat up in bed, and scratched under her breast. “-AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER DAY OF SPACE ADVENTURES!” continued her wake-up machine. “YOU ARE ONLY... ‘five’ LIGHTYEARS AWAY FROM YOUR DESTINATION, ‘home’. THE FUEL TANKS ARE FULL AND....”

“Hat, luv? Can you please turn that damn thing off?” Yawned the curly haired girl as she pulled a dress out of the nearby wardrobe and shambled into the bathroom.

The brunette girl yawned and stretched. She turned the alarm machine off and shambled over to her wardrobe and pulled her outfit. A large purple shirt, on top of which she wore a yellow cape with a zipper on the front. Her pants were tan and her boots were brown. She wore her hair in a pony tail and on top she wore a purple top hat with a gold stripe. She walked into her bathroom and passed her, picked up her tooth brush and began to brush. As she rinsed, she looked at herself in the mirror. A thin girl of about fifteen or sixteen looked back at her, she was rather skinny and didn’t have much curve to her. It was a slightly sensitive subject to her, particularly since Bow Girl, has been particularly lucky in that department. Despite her lack of obvious curves however, she preferred to think of herself as being ‘cute, sweet and petite’.

“Lookin good!” She grinned and winked giving herself thumbs up. She walked out of the bathroom and then followed Bow out of their bedroom, into a hallway that led to the main deck of her ship. Hat’s robot vacuum shuffled by as she entered.

“Morning Mistress Hat.” It said flatly, continuing it’s never ending mission to clean. “Morning Miss Bow...” it added as it passed Bow as well. The girls walked over and climbed up a random ladder before walking into the kitchen. Hat walked to the fridge and got out two Large Shepard’s pies she’d baked the previous night. She handed one to Bow kid, who stuffed it into the microwave. Hat licked her lips, opened her mouth wide. Her lips stretched over the pie as she slipped it whole into her mouth and swallowed. She smiled as she felt the pie squish down her throat and fill her hungry stomach. “Yummy.” She said simply.

Bow Girl laughed. “You really can eat anything, regardless of temperature, can’t you?” She asked. Hat girl giggled and blushed. Bow took her pie out of the microwave and let it cool for a minute before imitating Hat Girl and gobbling it down in one huge gulp. They exited the kitchen after putting the empty pie pans in the dishwasher. As they exited, they turned right and walked over to the big progress screen. “Boop.” said Hat Girl, touching the screen. It changed and displayed an arching progress bar showing they were halfway home, and the ship’s chronos-drive engine was full of precious time pieces. They should be all good to get home...

*bangbangbang*

“Huh?” They both said, looking around. *bangbangbang* They looked around and saw next to an inexplicable door built into the front viewing window, a man? Literally, just a man, a big hulking gross old man wearing an apron just standing there, pounding on the comet and asteroid proof glass.

“What is this? Giant wooden boat?” Said the man as they approached the foreword viewport. “ALL ships need to pay toll in Mafia Town. Even in space! Mafia come inside to collect!” He reached down and tried to open the access door. Hat Girl reached up and grabbed the door, holding it shut. The alien girl proved stronger than the hulking brute, and his grip slipped. “Oof! How rude... YEEEEAAAAARRRGH!” He flew foreword somehow, and with a huge exhibition of mighty mafia muscle, he smashed right through the door.

Immediately, explosive decompression occurred and sucked the Mafia goon, Bow Girl and Hat girl out into space. Hat Girl wasn’t bothered by this, her and Bow Girl’s Alien physiology allowed them to survive in space as well as atmospheric entry. But then she heard a loud creaking sound and saw that her time vault had opened, and all her ship’s precious time pieces were being sucked out and falling to the planet as well. “Aww dammit.” Called Bow and Hat girl agreed, sighed in annoyance, and rolled her eyes. Things just got a tad bit complicated.

Chapter 1-1: Welcome to Mafia Town!

As she fell, Hat Girl used her advanced Alien senses to calculate exactly how she should stick her landing. Unfortunately, she landed before she had time to do anything flashy. She landed on her two feet, spun and made a peace sign to no one in particular. Bow Girl’s trajectory was slightly different and A second later, Hat heard a second loud *Thud!* from somewhere else nearby as her Girlfriend made planet fall. The Mafia Goon That smashed up her ship fell a few feet away. ‘Stupid jerk’ she thought, walking up to him. He had been knocked silly by the fall.

She was amazed to see that he was still somehow in one piece after surviving the vacuum of space, explosive decompression, the fall and atmospheric reentry. She licked her lips. Time to see if this new planet had tasty inhabitants. She grabbed the stunned man and shoved him greedily into her mouth, which stretched comically wide around him. She lifted him up and quickly slurped him down in three large gulps. He tasted bland and there was a fishy after taste. Not very appetizing but he was Definitely filling. She put a hand on her swollen stomach and burped. She sat there for a few minutes, just to enjoy the feeling of being full.

Then suddenly, there was a loud popping sound. Her bulging belly expanded then suddenly deflated like a balloon. Her stomach rumbled. *Braaaaaap* she belched, exhaling a cloud of smoke, and three green orbs. She gathered the orbs and put them into one of her hammerspace pockets. ‘Apparently the people of this planet explode into money when they die,’ she found herself thinking, slightly disappointed in being denied a proper meal. She got up and walked down the alley she was in.

A few steps down, she heard a yell and looked up just in time to see two more large Mafia Thugs fall from above and land in a crumpled heap on the ground before her. Followed shortly by a young blond girl about the same age as Hat Girl, who was dressed in a light rose dress with purple highlights under a red cloak and hood. The girl had orange-gold eyes and most bizarrely, a fantastic blond mustache. Though despite this, Hat Girl’s eyes were drawn to the fact that the girl’s stomach was bulging, and she had a pair of legs hanging out of her mouth. The girl took one look at Hat Kid, slurped up the legs and swallowed deeply, before she hopped of the two knocked out goons and dashed off down the ally, her large belly swinging left and right as she ran. Hat Girl hesitated for a second then followed.

She chased the Red hood girl down the alley and across a bridge, they ran past several more mafia goons, and a couple of strange black birds, as well a tall masked glitchy gentleman. The chase ended when the Red hood jumped onto a crane platform that lifted her up to the top of a bell tower. Halfway up the tower, the girl belched loudly and a few pons came out of her mouth as her stomach deflated.

“Hey You, down there! Down think I didn’t notice you stalking me! Us Ladies should stick together. Not stalk one another. I mean, Mafia Town can be a pretty dangerous place. So whaddayah say, wanna join my little rebellion?” She asked, but before Hat Girl could respond, the Red hood went on. “Oh, by the way, did you have anything to do with the ⌛️ junk falling from the sky?” Hat Girl nodded. “Yeah! Yikes! Looks like you’ve got a lot of cleaning up to do, huh? Tell you what, come up here and I can show you where some of your ⌛️ junk landed!”

Hat Girl used her incredible powers of hat observation and immediately detected the presence of a big target button. She hopped over to it and pressed it. Immediately the nearby crane swung around so that its cargo platform was between the domed roof and the bell tower. Using her alien power to defy the natural laws of physics, Hat Girl jumped and then jumped a second time in mid-air to get on top of the building and then again to get from the roof of the building over to the crane and then a third time to get from the crane to the bell tower.

“Excellent work new recruit! Move out rebel squad!” Said Mustache Girl, jumping backwards out of the tower, and jumping from a tightly tagged flag rope down to another ally below. Hat Girl raised her eyebrows and followed. Mustache Girl led Hat down the lane and over toward a gap in the road taken up by a water channel. Across the channel was some kind of town market. “Hey! I think one of your ⌛️ junk pieces fell and smashed right into the market fountain. Messed it up Reeeeeal good. When going over there, just avoid making eye-contact with the Mafia and you’ll be fine. Good luck fellow rebel!” And she parkoured over the wall and disappeared from sight.

Not two seconds later, Bow Girl turned up. “Damn, you move quick Hat, I’m out of your hair for ten minutes and you’re already looking to replace me eh?”

Hat Girl blushed. “Bow’s the only girl for me.” She muttered.

“Awww, love you too Hat.” Bow Girl responded, giving her girlfriend a kiss on the cheek. “C’mon then, let’s go get that ⌛️Time piece back from those Mafia jerks.” The two approached the canal and cleared it easily with a jump dive-jump combo. “You take the one with the ⌛️Time piece, I’ll take the little squad over there.” Bow said and ran off.

Hat approached the fountain, on of the Mafia goons was holding and umbrella in one hand and the Time piece in the other hand. “Hey!” Called Hat Girl, pointing at him. “I’ll take that thank yoooouuu.” She said, pointing at the Hourglass.

“Hmmmph Little Lady want ⌛️ Hourglass hmm? Mafia not hand over so easy.” He pointed his umbrella at her. But she snatched it out of his hand easily and turned it against him. The Mafia goon looked shocked and then gulped nervously. Then turned and began running. Toward a small group of his fellow Mafia goons.

“DOWN WITH THE MAFIA!!!” Screamed Hat And she chased after him. She raised the umbrella and swung it repeatedly at him. Surprisingly, it made a very effective weapon. The goon grunted in pain, tripped and fell over. Little stars erupted over his head. Hat licked her lips. She grabbed his feet, peeled off his fish smelling shoes and slurped him down like a big noodle. In three swift swallows, he was down. “Thank you.” She said and belched up the Goon’s pons as her stomach deflated again. The Time piece has fallen out of his hand and now floated in the air, waiting to be collected.

“Well c’mon then Hat.” Said Bow as she approached, her own stomach bulging. “Let’s get this back to the ship so we can see what the damage is up there.” Hat nodded and grabbed the time piece. “Activate emergency teleport.” She said. There was a flash of light and both Hat and Bow girls vanished.

They reappeared in the main room of the ship. Everything was dark and powered down due to lack of energy. Hat girl took the Time piece over to the vault and threw it in. Immediately, the main deck hummed back to life, powering back on. There was a popping sound from the kitchen and a teleporting telescope appeared in the middle of the room.

“I think this will take us back down to that Mafia Town to see if anymore of the ⌛️Time pieces fell down there.” Bow Girl said, examining the telescope. “C’mon Hat, Let’s get going and find more Pieces.” Hat nodded and looked through the telescope.

Chapter 1 Act 2: Barrel Battle

Hat Girl landed in an alleyway not far from the market where she’d beaten up and eaten the Goon she’d taken her new umbrella from. A few seconds later, Bow Girl landed next to her. “C’mon, let’s go have a look around town.” She said, wall jumping up to the roof of the building to their left. Hat followed, landing next to her girlfriend. “I think if we can get up as high as we can around that massive perpetual geysers, we’d have a better vantage to spot more pieces.” Hat Girl nodded and began searching for a route that would lead them up. Unfortunately, she was immediately distracted by a large scrap of blue ticket paper floating in the wind nearby. She walked over and grabbed it. It seemed to be part of a combination to a safe. Curiosity gripped her, and she immediately used her Hat-enhanced powers to locate the remaining two parts as well as the safe. “Open sesame...” She said, opening the safe, and claiming the treasures inside.

As Bow chuckled at her girlfriend’s antics, she noticed a glittering ball not far from them and went to investigate. “The hell is this?” She asked, “looks like a pretty fast ball of yarn... hey Hat!! Get a load of this thing!” She said, showing it to Hat.

Hat took it, examined it, nodded and put it in her inventory with a snap of the finger. As she did so, they heard a loud shriek from a smaller plaza behind them. “Dude, get OFF me! Quit it.” Yelled a familiar voice.

“Mafia finally captured troublesome Red hood girl. Mafia now teach lesson!”

“Hey Hat, isn’t that your new friend?” Asked Bow, looking over to a huge pile of stacked TNT barrels. Several Mafia Goons were swarming around the stockpiled barrels. A particularly brutish and large Goon was holding up a tied-up Mustache Girl. “Well, this works out great.” Bow added. “I think I saw something similar to that yarn ball over by the beach when I first landed here, I’ll go check that out, you go and save Miss Facial hair down there.”

“Awwww... Wanted to go treasure hunting too...” Hat Girl muttered but shrugged and readied her umbrella and flipped over the railing, landed in the barrel plaza and approached the stack.

On her approach, one of the goons turned and faced her. “Hey! Young Lady! Shoo! Mafia does not need young witness when Mafia teaching lesson.”

Hat Girl responded to this by blowing a raspberry and making taunting horn movements with her hands. “This awkward for Mafia, Mafia personally escort Lady away.” He approached Hat Girl and reached an arm out to grab her.

Hat Girl licked her lips. “Meal time.” She said, grabbing the man’s hand and shoving it into her mouth. She slurped the goon down in four large gulps. “This now EXTRA awkward for Mafia.” Came the voice of the goon from Hat’s bulging stomach. “Mafia not know how to deal with being swallowed by Girl.”

“Hey Boss!” Said a second Goon. “What we do with eyewitness?”

“Teach her lesson boys!” Shouted the brute holding Mustache Girl.

“Bbbbblllllpppppptttt” Hat Girl blew another taunting raspberry. She pulled out her umbrella and ran up to the nearest goon, smacking him multiple times with her weapon.The goon suddenly laughed and seemed to ignite as he easily blocked any further strikes.

“Girl is predictable.” He laughed.

Hat Girl frowned, jumped up and flipped into a dive attack. The mafia goon looked stunned. “You can JUMP?” He said, as she struck him. “Ow my head!” He fell over and exploded into smoke and pons.

“One.” Hat Girl said aloud. “UUUUUURRRRRRPPPP.” She belched and four more pons shot from her lips as her stomach deflated. “Two.” She said.

“Why you LITTLE-!” Cried a second goon as he kept down off the stack and ran after Hat Girl, as he neared, he tried to tackle her. Hat giggled and double jumped right over him. “Mafia is confused.” He said before she slammed into the back of his head. “Oof! That all you got?” Demanded the goon, as he received a smack across the face by Hat’s umbrella, which went him spinning around. He fell and exploded into dust.

“Three,” said Hat

“ENOUGH!” Yelled the head goon, still holding “Mafia will NOT Bow down to Girl!” He spun around and somehow tied up mustache girl before tossing her into a nearby dumpster, which slammed shut on her. “Prepare to face Mafia’s Wrath!” He produced a large barrel covered in spikes and threw it down at Hat Girl. She walked two steps to the left and dodged it easily. “Hmmmph! Try THIS barrel.” he said, throwing another barrel. Which again she dodged. “Grrrr. Do not think about avoiding barrels!” He said, throwing a barrel so that it bounced after her. Unfortunately for him it was very slow and she was easily able to outrun it until The fuse ran out and it exploded. “Damn kid... Mafia will NOT be mocked!” And he began throwing the barrels in a very predictable pattern which Hat was able to dodge and weaves out to avoid them easily until they bounced into each other and exploded above ground.

“Enough! This is getting Mafia nowhere! Mafia settle this in true Mafia style. Prepare to feel what Mafia do to old lady!” And he hopped off the stack of barrels and came at Hat Girl. Hat Girl smirked at his foolishness and smacked him with a spin strike from her umbrella. he stumbled and fell into the arms of Bow Girl who had just arrived.

“Ooh, is this treat for me sweetie?” She asked Hat with a grin. Hat smirked and held out a hand and bowed.

“Yours if you want him.”

“Thanks Hun.” Bow said, she licked her lips and stretched her mouth wide before shoving the Goon’s head between her lips as she lifted the goon up into the air and swallowed, another Time piece fell out of his pocket and hovered between Hat Girl and Bow Girl. As Bow swallowed the goon up to his knees, Hat walked forward and Grabbed the Hourglass. As Bow finished swallowing the goon, Mustache Girl pushed her way out of the dumpster.

“Ugh. Can you BELIEVE the NERVE of these guys.” She said. “What. A bunch. Of LOSERS!” She stopped and nodded appraisingly the two. “You know, you’re alright new Girls, have you got names. Hat girl blushed and said nothing she didn’t really like to talk to strangers unless it was something funny or adorable. But Bow Girl was still swallowing the goon and couldn’t talk properly.

“I- I‘M Hat And that’s Bow...” Hat muttered.

“Sorry, didn’t catch that. You shy? That’s Cool. You two seem like you’re more the “less talking more fighting” type of girls. Anyways that ⌛️thing you grabbed there... are you collecting them? Because I know where there’s more of them.” She said as Bow girl swallowed the last of the goon and burped lightly, the front of her dress stretched tight against her bulging stomach. “They’ve been raining from the sky ever since you two arrived. I’ve seen the mafia goons bringing them to their headquarters Waaaaaaaaay up there.” She said, pointing up at a hovering platform which was being held up by the massive geyser in the center of town. “We should go up there and get your junk! It’ll be fun! I’ll take ANY opportunity that involves messing up the mafia! You with me buddies?”

Hat looked at Bow, who shrugged. “Eh why not.” She said. Hat kept foreword and gave mustache Girl a high five, as their hands clapped together, Hat couldn’t help but feel like they had an increase in their friendship bar. Bow pressed a button on her wrist com and the ships teleported beamed the two aliens and their new ally back to the ship.

TO BE CONTINUED (maybe...)