r/AskReddit posted by [deleted]What was that one missed opportunity that you still regret?u/UdontCountOne day mum came and asked us who wanted to with her to the grocery store. I didn’t want to go, so my twin brother went. Later that day, mum returned without him and said that when they got to the store, there was this big pregnant woman with a full belly, mum said that the moment they walked in, the big lady looked at them and asked for a dessert that ended up being my brother. He was ver
r/AskReddit II
By: Huhnkillme129
Favorited: 1 year ago
The body writhed in the night. It lay basked in moonlight identified by the sheen of sweat that was the by-product of the torment that occupied the sleeper’s mind. It twisted and turned, naked to the world and tearing at the sheets, muttering incoherently. The man was aged and scarred by battle, his haired body sinewy with muscle and the thick skin of someone who’d been beaten and bruised many times. His dreamful mind waded through the horrors of what he’d witnessed. Destructio
A hero's dilemma
By: xxsameoldxx
Favorited: 1 year ago
Voretober Day 16: Bubble
Pearson had brought the most delicious sub with him. Wessex eyed his best friend’s new pet from the moment he came through the doors, obediently one step behind Pearson. He was a sweet little guy, broad chested but short, which made him look brawnier. He blushed when he noticed Wessex staring and ignored him after that.
Wessex couldn’t have that. He waited until Pearson got up to piss, and too
Don't Cum (Voretober Day 16)
By: LucifersChef
Favorited: 1 year ago
Experimentation
Rhiannon bent her dinner forward over the table and spread his cheeks. He had a name, with a little thought she'd probably be able to remember it, but at this point it really wasn't relevant. What was relevant was that he'd gotten a hard on when she'd approached him in The Vivid and proposed sodomising and devouring him, and it hadn't faded once they were back at her place and her feeldoe was poking out o
Experimentation
By: Siobhan
Favorited: 1 year ago
Author’s note: This has seven stories, each one with their own header describing the type, pred/prey relation, genders, and some other tags. Skip around if you’d like!1. VILLAIN - Oral vore, object vore, N/?, robot pred, vacuumThe automatron first appeared, loudly, through the ceiling of the bank’s main lobby. It had boomed with a commanding, robotic voice, “ATTENTION CITIZENS. YOU ARE NOT THE TARGET OF THIS ASSET REALLOCATION. DO NOT INTERVENE AND NO HARM WILL COME TO YOU.” Of course,
Voretober '22 Week 1
By: Lightness0001
Favorited: 1 year ago
"It's been way too long since I've had a break from the family," Francine relaxed into her seat, watching the sky as it passed outside the car window. She had been driving for the last two hours and had switched spots with her friend when they stopped at a rest station, meaning it was her time to stare dreamily through the window instead of stressing about traffic. "I agree. It's impossible these days to find someone willing to watch the kids, even for just a short weekend vacation,"
Francine and Lois girl eating competition.
By: Hermlover21
Favorited: 1 year ago
Rod rolled over in bed with a groan. An insistent humming noise was making his head throb, progressively getting louder. Like some giant, angry wasp progressing across the room. He burrowed his head into the pillow with a grunt, trying to drown out the noise. Maybe the air conditioning had broken down . . . . fuck. He’d drunk way too much the night before, trying to drown out his sorrows.
Housekeeping
By: LucifersChef
Favorited: 1 year ago
Kiyomi slowly lifted her head off her desk, blinking a few times and cleaning off her glasses before glancing up at the clock in the classroom. Ten minutes before the first lesson of the day. The high-school girl cared very little for most of her school life, even though her rich parents had got her into a big and rather prestigious school, she cared more about the interesting dreams her sleep tended to give her, so she always got to class early to take a nap at her desk.
School’s New Snack
By: PerrintheNeko
Favorited: 1 year ago
Kiyomi tried her best to push the thoughts of her most recent dream from her mind, drumming her fingers on the desk as she looked for some way to distract herself. Leaning slightly to the left, she grabbed her bag off the floor where she’d left it, opening it to try and find something.
She cursed quietly as she realised, she’d forgotten something, the homework for the class wasn’t in the bag. She calmed herself
May be contained in nuts
By: PerrintheNeko
Favorited: 1 year ago
“My fellow americans, I
am
aware of your concerns about the population decrease of our beautiful country. Although things look grim at the moment, I assure all of you that there is nothing to worry about. America has faced many threats before and if we work together, we will be able to overcome this challenge. Right now, my team and I are working on solutions to deal with this crisis and America will emerge out
First act as president
By: help
Favorited: 1 year ago
CTF roadtrip.
“Okay, everybody, get in!”
Sebastian unlocks the door to the minivan, and the group gets in. Sebastian takes the wheel. That was the deal. They had an order they were driving, providing they were still there. Sebastian, Cailyn, Joey, Ellie, Coby, Sadie, and Silas. They had been planning this trip when they first met at the intro trip at the university—a road trip between C
CTF road-trip
By: abeabe1350
Favorited: 1 year ago
It was always nerve-wracking, no matter how many shows he put on. The dazzling spotlight glaring down onto the smooth surface of the stage ahead. The impatient roar of the crowd demanding his presence. The intoxicating scent of expensive oils slathered upon his and the other performers’ bodies. The sharp bite of the waistband of his g-string as it dug into his body and struggled to keep him decent.
The fear
Friday Night Special~
By: Boonythewolf
Favorited: 1 year ago
“Nnmmm… yes… make sure to knead deeply, my prey. Make sure nothing solid remains~”
Lamb moaned again into her mask as she shifted slightly upon her stump, spreading her legs further and arching her back. Below her, Soraka, Lillia, and Neeko all tirelessly worked her massive shaft and swollen nuts, helping Lamb to melt down the unfortunate soul within. Soraka and Neeko held one fat orb each, which they gently toyed with. Hefting them up and down,
Lamb's Respite
By: Smoge16
Favorited: 1 year ago
Preddom monthly exclusive interview. Valera violet retires in her own special way!
Four-page
exclusive inside!
On the cover was a picture of the purple tiger lady waving at the camera. Broad smile on her face as her clothes struggle to contain her impressive figure.
The first page contained a timeline of pi
Phone short: Preddom monthly exclusive
By: Naganommer
Favorited: 1 year ago
Xenon and Lillie were relaxing on the couch. It was a late night for the two friends, with Lillie leaning on Xenon as they watched tv. While they were watching tv, they couldn’t deny that things had been getting a bit hot between the two. Lillie was rubbing their hand on the thighs of Xenon, who had quite an obvious bulge in his sweatpants. Xenon looked over at Lillie, no words had to be spoken between the two, just a soft smirk from the wolf as he got up, heading the Lillie’s bedroom. Li
Lillie's Creamy Fun
By: LilithLeafeon
Favorited: 1 year ago
A weird staycation.
Cara was enjoying the first day of her staycation and getting up an hour later than usual, making some scrambled eggs. During her everyday life, she barely had time to eat breakfast. It was a very relaxing morning except….
“No! she is going to be spending the vacation with me.”
“Nah. She is going to spend it with me. I have already booked time for us at the glory holes.”
A cocky staycation
By: abeabe1350
Favorited: 1 year ago
A brief crackle of static shook Conor out of his slumber and back into the land of the living. He'd been asleep just for a minute, the long, monotonous drone of the conference speaker had been threatening to send him asleep all morning. Finally, just before lunch, Conor had felt himself nodding off as a suited and booted marketing man spoke to the crowd about hard sells, winning over the customer and why data is king in the world of sales. Conor had heard it all before. Most of the talks at the
Business as usual
By: xxsameoldxx
Favorited: 1 year ago
The basement was filled with musty, alcohol riddled air as it played scene to a rather casual and friendly gathering of friends. It was tame as most parties go, yet everyone was there as the host had said they’d provide some top tier entertainment.
Jax had been milling around, chatting to some of the people at the party he hadn’t seen in a particularly long time. He was enjoying himself, though he couldn’t help wonder what the night’s entertainment would provide.
“
A growing desire Pt 1
By: xxsameoldxx
Favorited: 1 year ago