Royal_Starlord - 6 years ago

Good to know. :3

LizardWizard444 - 6 years ago

I love her

Royal_Starlord - 6 years ago

^w^~♪

DoctorDischord - 6 years ago

Oh my goodness she’s so adorable!

SarahTheCuteVixen - 6 years ago

Can do :D, Would you mind watching me so when it's upload you can see it asap?

SarahTheCuteVixen - 6 years ago

Would....you watch me so when it's uploaded you can see it? I keep forgetting how to spell your username

Royal_Starlord - 6 years ago

Please do! ^w^

SarahTheCuteVixen - 6 years ago

That is awesome, Oh may I draw the boob snake sometime?

Royal_Starlord - 6 years ago

She is pretty fluffy for hugging. :3

DoctorDischord - 6 years ago

Im glad you’re back tho uwu

Royal_Starlord - 6 years ago

yeah, it has been a while. =w=;

DoctorDischord - 6 years ago

Heeeeeey, I haven’t seen you in a while

Royal_Starlord - 5 years ago

Thanks for reminding me. XV

Kaboomer - 5 years ago

Jeez you made a big book! :O

Infernoishere - 6 years ago

:ask [where is this dogwood guy i keep hearing about?]

SegaCD - 6 years ago

:Move<Front gate:+:skill<socialize[So, do you have anything that I can help with so I'm not just wandering around aimlessly?]:

Sergit - 6 years ago

Agreed with the vote of :Move<Front gate(Old man Dogwood)+Skill<Socialize[So uh, what can I do to help? Surely I could be doing something more than just wandering around from village to village. Gimmie that dank quest update... I'd even be happy with a side quest.]:

Solving things with the angry innkeeper coud wait until she calms down, I guess.

Royal_Starlord - 6 years ago

That only seems logical. :3

Sergit - 6 years ago

:Move<To where Old Man Dogwood is:

Let's see if there is something of use he can tell us before we proceed on our adventure!

Royal_Starlord - 6 years ago

Hey, it's the will of chat INPUT COMMANDS. All I do is set the story. You guys make the decisions. '3'

Graywolf18 - 6 years ago

I'm actually a little curious.... what did we need to talk to Dogwood for? I feel like this is a chance for more open ended exploration but don't want to suggest that if we have a more prominent purpose.

Royal_Starlord - 6 years ago

Boobs are boobs, man. 'w'

Royal_Starlord - 6 years ago

Not a bad idea, that. 'w'

Royal_Starlord - 6 years ago

:P

RossTheEmeraldFox - 6 years ago

Ding is a noise an Aluminum bat makes, Yes.

Bats can also be used to knock people out (SUCH AS THAT ELF, HINT HINT)

And then eat em'.

Sergit - 6 years ago

:Skill<socialize[Um, sorry about that, Tobias. Will you be alright on your own during your trip to Cakin City? Perhaps I could accompany you there? Safety in numbers and all that.]

Royal_Starlord - 6 years ago

You dingbat! XD

Sergit - 6 years ago

Gimmeh gift! :3

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

^w^~!

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

XD

Graywolf18 - 7 years ago

Tobias can be a little shit sometimes, but god he's such a cool guy it more than makes up for it. :Skill<Socialize[Ooh! More gifts! The last one was a skill to keep me from being deaded, is this like that one or something more tangible?]:

After we get whatever gifts he's giving us, we should :Skill<Hug[Target Tobias]+Skill<Socialize[thanks you for being a friend]: And cue the 1985 Golden Girls theme song playing in the background.

DarkPinkie - 7 years ago

Gifts!

Graywolf18 - 7 years ago

Maybe? I imagine we'd have to be fairly high level to out right eat someone without a fight, even higher to do it stealthily and not get caught. We are a "Hero" after all.

zacman300 - 7 years ago

dang it... no skill to eat someone... do you think he would add that?

Graywolf18 - 7 years ago

Page 84 has our current skills available to us.

zacman300 - 7 years ago

:show skill menu:

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Example: :Action:
Another example: :Action<SelectiveAction:
Another: :Action<SelectiveAction+Action:

PowerPigeon - 7 years ago

Quick, Bretissy! Bite down hard on that nip while it's exposed! Drink the milky goodness from within! Pull down the other side of her top while you're up there...

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

X3

zacman300 - 7 years ago

can we have this lady get eaten in the story please?

Daru - 7 years ago

The question is though, who's the lucky fuckbuddy?

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Ay~♪

Sergit - 7 years ago

:Skill<socialize[Yes? What is it?]:

Poor Tomly. Wife is now going to be mad at him.

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Racist. >:P

Graywolf18 - 7 years ago

Yeah, I'm not saying all elves look alike buuut.... simple mistake ya?

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Terrance was not Tomly, for Terrance is a guard at the gate of Marsh's Tip, and Tomly is... This guy right here. '3'

Graywolf18 - 7 years ago

See? Gibbering like a fool has resolved the issue... or there about. Got a good chuckle out of it too.

:Skill<socialize[Talk to Tobias and ask about Terrance]:

I don't know how I made this mistake but I thought Tomly was Terrance when we were still in the inn, we kinda owe him for helping us with the RUNTISH ORC.

Sergit - 7 years ago

:Skill<Socialize[Apologize and let people know that there was a goblin enemy hidden in the room of the staue. Also, the statue is gone.]:

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Strange bedfellows...

FriendlyDemon - 7 years ago

Time for some diplomancy. Unf unf unf the innkeeper.

Graywolf18 - 7 years ago

Oh shit... awkward indeed. Um...

:Skill<Socialize[OMG I'm soo sorry I was just in the Temple and there was a gobrin and I ate it then was folloing a smell looking for the elder and wasn't paying attention and just sort of did was snakes do where is everybody why is Tobias so hurt did everyone get away safely!]:
Relay that as fast as possible with no breath in between. Gibbering like an idiot is the only way to get past a awkward moment like licking someone while his wife is right next to him.

Kartomic - 7 years ago

I didn't say it was a bad thing. :P

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

It was a birthday present, shaddap. XV

Kartomic - 7 years ago

A massage by a bunch of muscly mouse men?
How bizarre, lol.

Graywolf18 - 7 years ago

:Inspect<Orange Trail+Move<Follow orange trail:

I assume it's possible to continue snake sense while moving.

We should find Elder bro, make sure he didn't stroke out from all the stress of a gobrin raid.

Also, fudge that grappling hook, the elf peasants can keep it. >:(

Sergit - 7 years ago

:Inspect<Orange Trail+Move>Outside:

Ideally, we'd keep track of the new green trails, if we consider that they all head outside. I suppose the green trails lead out of the village, but it's a good thing to know in which general direction they went. Anyways, it's still time to find the elder! >:3

DoctorDischord - 7 years ago

I'd love to be smooshed by those thighs...again!

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

A lot of people do. X3

DoctorDischord - 7 years ago

I love this dragoness~!

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

WOO~!

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

:D

RossTheEmeraldFox - 7 years ago

I vote.. More vore, Boobsnake needs more food, and if you're into that more food also means more boob I guess.

*Raises chalice full of wine*

Lizard demands Boobsnake no longer be starved!

Here is money

*He swings a sword through a pile of golden coins*

You can have whatever landed on the floor, For boobsnake.

*Army behind him yells "For Boobsnake" In sync*





I am.. I just woke up.

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

XD Tried to make it a 40 Year Old Virgin reference.

Lucky - 7 years ago

Third boob in the hood.

Everyone knows titties feel like... bags of... sand. X3

Sergit - 7 years ago

Shame we couldn't interrogate him, but oh well. First of all :Inspect<VictoryDance: because we have earned it.

Jokes aside, we should probably go back to see the elder or something. Perhaps it's possible to still get the information and answers we seek out of the defeated enemy while it remains inside Bretissy? If there is a way, I am sure he knows.

:Skill<SnakeSense: to see the scent trails now that we have dealt with the remaining goblin.

Once we see them, I will suggest following the orange trail. But for now, I want to see if a second sniffing allows us to catch more details that we may have missed.

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

^w^

DarkPinkie - 7 years ago

Or fail spectacularly again. :Position<Far+Skill<Spring_Stomp:

Sergit - 7 years ago

:Position<far+Skill<Spring stomp:

Time to perform an overkill!

Graywolf18 - 7 years ago

Lets finish this nerd off in style, :Position<far+Skill<Spring stomp:

I'm surprised no one has come in here to check on all the noise, where are all the guards? :/

Thagrahn - 7 years ago

:Skill<Pillage:

Let's see what else we can steal.

Sergit - 7 years ago

He can't be THAT far away from dying, considering the bites, the poison, and the squeeze + Pillage.

So, we could resort to Double Bite again to finish the job while saving energy... or we could do a Spring Stomp and perform a fancy Overkill maneouver.

Plus, I want to see how it actually looks like. So...

:Position<Far+Skill<Spring Stomp:

;3

RossTheEmeraldFox - 7 years ago

I mean.. You don't need to know anything if you do it by accident..

Fire was created by accident.
Early Humans had no idea how to do that stuff xP

RossTheEmeraldFox - 7 years ago

Totally works.
Did it.

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

=_=

RossTheEmeraldFox - 7 years ago

Dammit!

Wait..

:Position<Near+Skill<Really Open-mouth Head "Bite":

Heheh..

"Oh dang sudden snake sliding!"

Perfect.

DarkPinkie - 7 years ago

So wait... If Bretissy doesn't have arms... How can she be armed? *flips out*

Sergit - 7 years ago

You are right. Dang. Oh well, the sack full of sand, then. We can still grab that, I guess~

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Bretissy is in battle, you dope! :V

That is a WORLD SKILL, and WORLD SKILLs cannot be used in COMBAT!

FriendlyDemon - 7 years ago

What if we do a full 180 and instead use this turn to flirt with the goblin. UNF UNF UNF TIME.

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

But we can't disarm when Bretissy doesn't have arms! :V

Sergit - 7 years ago

:Position<Near+Skill<Coil Strangle:

I support this as well. time for some thick coiling action!

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

X3

Graywolf18 - 7 years ago

... ok, that was pretty good.

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Bretissy has leveled up some. :3

But then again, it has been a few days since Bretissy was made comatose. '3';

DarkPinkie - 7 years ago

Oh noes! The goblin knows Tai Kwon Do! We're fucked...

Or we just beat the shit out of goblin and nom it. We are kind of hungry after all.

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

She gonna cuddle them marines. X3~♥

Apostolos - 7 years ago

I can already hear the screaming marines

Apostolos - 7 years ago

Yep he's probably gonna like this If he sees it

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

XD

RossTheEmeraldFox - 7 years ago

Hmm.. Oh wait it won't even work okaybye *Leave*

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Universal adapter. ;///Dc

RossTheEmeraldFox - 7 years ago

Is it a USB or a HDMI?

Or maybe another.. Thing?


Did I do the induendo right?

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Hehehe. >:3

Sergit - 7 years ago

:Position<near:+:Skill<Double_Bite:

We have the Venomous mouth skill, which gives us a chance to poison. Since this attack is two bites, it means we have two separate attempts at poisoning the foe, right?

We want the enemy to be sufficiently weakened when we either capture him for interrogations, or when we nom him. Therefore, I think this is the best plan. The squeezing will come later~

WPBcrazy - 7 years ago

lol ok

Graywolf18 - 7 years ago

No arms but quite the dexterous tail and a can do attitude, she can do anything. :)

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

But we don't have a disarm skill! Bretissy doesn't even have arms to disarm with! :V

TinyHero - 6 years ago

I always wondered what happened to her...

Sergit - 7 years ago

Aah, I see. I will settle with :Position<Near+Skill<Hiss: , then.

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

You can't use two SKILLS at once! Refer to https://aryion.com/g4/view/295531

Sergit - 7 years ago

:Skill<Hiss+Position<Near+:Skill<Double Bite:

We can chain commands like this as well, right? Though, I suppose there must be a limit on how many commands can be chained at once?

Also, can enemies chain attacks as well, or is it something only the player character can do?

FriendlyDemon - 7 years ago

OH snap.
:Position<Near+Skill<Coil_Squeeze:

DarkPinkie - 7 years ago

I like how Bretissy is all like "Not this shit again..." In the last panel. Also +1 on what Nyanyan said.

Sergit - 7 years ago

Like Graywolf18 suggested, the unusually recent smell of the area where the statue was seemsa remarkable enough to inspect it.

:Inspect<Nered statue's former location:

Once that is done, I vote to follow the orange smell. It does seem like it'll lead to something important.

:Move < Orange Smell:

Graywolf18 - 7 years ago

It looks like there is a white scent trail mixed in between the green and light blue trails. but first the statue base.

:Inspect<Nered statue's former location:

FriendlyDemon - 7 years ago

Follow the light blue trail, Jazzy said he is looking for food.

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

:P

FriendlyDemon - 7 years ago

Wiggle wiggle wiggle
*whistling*

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

X3 Thanks. Glad to know you enjoy it so much!

DoctorDischord - 7 years ago

I could stare at this all day...and the tail is cool too!

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

:P

notyobeeswax - 1 year ago

No. Don’t stop.

Mettra - 5 years ago

Snuggles it :3

Royal_Starlord - 5 years ago

:D

Mettra - 5 years ago

Lol this is sooooo cute i must snuggle this creature :3

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

XD~♥

RossTheEmeraldFox - 7 years ago

Great Ideam

DoctorDischord - 7 years ago

10/10 would play lasers with

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

I know, right??? :D

Kartomic - 7 years ago

She's adorable!

Royal_Starlord - 5 years ago

X3

Turbotowns - 5 years ago

A shame your the only one who's drawn her on here so far...

Turbotowns - 5 years ago

I LOVE this little cutie! Definitely recommending checking out the tumblr!

Predaking54 - 7 years ago

YAAAY!!

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

They are kinda indestructible anyway. And even then, getting smaller would mean you would get bigger glomp cuddles the more smaller you get! :D

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

^w^

Sergit - 7 years ago

Aww. Well, we can take note of it. If we end up getting party members, they might want to have a lance.

Graywolf18 - 7 years ago

And after 5+ hours of binge reading every post and comment I have caught up and learned the (convoluted) command system! And now I'm ready to play!
:Skill<Snake sense:

Thagrahn - 7 years ago

Also
:Skill<Snake Sense:

RossTheEmeraldFox - 7 years ago

"It requires TWO hands.."

I knew exsactly what you where gunna say after that..

Also *Talking really fast* Technicalkyinthesevsnteenthscenturywhenspearswherewieldeditwaspossibletowieldonewithonlyonehandbutatminimumeffectivenessalthoughyoucouldstillthrowitforabutmorearmourpiercingbutimguessingtheboobsnakecouldntdothatwithonlyhermouthsoitdoesntmatteranyway!

RossTheEmeraldFox - 7 years ago

"I doth command the softest breastsths! Thine lord commandith it!

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Gotta have big balls to cum five times. :P

emikochan - 7 years ago

Now that's dedication ^_^

Pablopenguin - 7 years ago

At least it wasn't me when I feel like being a mean one since I can turn into a skunk and change the smell of my spray

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

And I'm stunned he went through the whole gastrointestinal system, backwards, and without an oxygen tank. :V

mirrormind101 - 7 years ago

NP :P

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Thanks. ^w^

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

XD Thanks.

mirrormind101 - 7 years ago

Not my kind of thing but it's a good and funny drawing :)

FKBone - 7 years ago

hmmm i dont think he is ready for the dungeon raid
, great drawing

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

True, but it required a lot of work. Like, twenty images or so being formatted into a gif lot of work. But judging from everyone's reaction to it, I'd say that it was worth it. ^w^~♥

StormyRange - 7 years ago

Hey that was cools ouo\

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

We are all proud of the boobsnake called Bretissy! :D~♪♫

Sergit - 7 years ago

Now, in the other update, I could see a stick on the floor. At least, I think it looked like a stick. Perhaps that is worth examining as well?

:Inspect<Stick:

Sergit - 7 years ago

:V

Yes. Well Done, Bretissy. I am proud of you.

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

*Phoenix down* :V

MirceaKitsune - 7 years ago

I died LMAO!

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

She woke up, and a knight is wanting some poontang. I can see no downside to this! :D

FKBone - 7 years ago

Dragon doesnt seem t be up for it

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Viagra can only do so much.

I'd rather take a blunt morning-star. :3

Thagrahn - 7 years ago

Have to inspect that door later, just to be sure.

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

http://sketchtoy.com/67719159

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

THOUGH HAST GAINED THE HOLIEST OF SIGHTS!

DAWG, THAT BE SO DOPE, I'M TRIPPIN!

Sergit - 7 years ago

Yuss! :3

Humbug - 7 years ago

The temple is an eyeball!

DarkPinkie - 7 years ago

Shhh! You're ruining my great plan on making her wiggle for us!

Sergit - 7 years ago

The book that went missing is the one that taught us how to socialize? Oh no! We need to get it back!

I agree with Thagrahn's vote here.

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Work your magic, nyanyan! ^w^~♪♫

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

I'm sure she'll be alright.

Unlike her slithery long body, bipeds and quadrupeds put enough pressure on their feet that make it impossible to step on glass without injuring themselves.

nyanyan - 7 years ago

People are commenting! This hasn't died yet! My life support worked! xP

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Woo! ^w^~♥

DoctorDischord - 7 years ago

And hey! Then we're boy happy in the end!

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

♥ ♥ ♥

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Would definitely ease any future bellyaches. 'w'

DoctorDischord - 7 years ago

Hey, I wouldn't mind being in there. If she ate so much, maybe a little internal massage is in order!

WPBcrazy - 7 years ago

x3

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

XD

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

XD

WPBcrazy - 7 years ago

-fondles her breasts-

DoctorDischord - 7 years ago

*Squeeze~*

nyanyan - 7 years ago

it's fine. I'l just chalk up the grump to hunger...we really need a snickers.

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Sorry. Was kind of distracted with a video game. XV

nyanyan - 7 years ago

k, well, a week it has been. Vote shall I? Rhetorical question.

So...Guess we should look for Jazzy? Not sure where he'd be, but the best place I can think of would be the temple or shop. hmmmmmmm......

:Move>Temple:

Also. I want to say, I wasn't expecting how rude you made Brettisy was in the post. I was wanting to respect her request. She asked us to hurry up and leave, didn't she? So the leaving was because she asked us to.

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

A bit, yeah. But it was nice to have a break for one. '3'

nyanyan - 7 years ago

:Inspect>Fire:

There's gotta be something about that Eternal Flame...perhaps it's a 'hot' fire elemental? xP

In all seriousness. I'll make a real post if no one else does. That week long nothing was a bit disheartening, wasn't it? :/

nyanyan - 7 years ago

*gives a big smile, throws out a thumbs up, does a dramatic spin, and walks into the sunset with his non-existent cape flapping in the wind. Like a BAWS.* xP

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Thanks. ^w^

nyanyan - 7 years ago

wow, a week with no replies...guess I'll step in then. I did make that promise after all xP

Ok...So...LAST TIME ON DRAGON BAL-I mean...AOABS!

Some rude innkeeper has decided to blame us for all the damage to the city! It wasn't even our fault! We tried our best to stop it after all! What shall we do?

Ok, command time.

:Skill>Socialize[Apologize for being unable to help enough, AND for being rude (we can blame it on hunger making us a bit grumpy), but point out it wasn't actually our fault. We aren't that strong yet, we're barely as good as the enemy's grunts at the moment...we've had 3 whole fights for crying out loud!] + :Buy>Applex2: + :Move>Outside:

Long command 'cause we need to make sure she understands we did our best. She's blaming us 'cause she can't think of anyone else to blame. Hopefully she'll come to her senses at some point, but for now, let's just take the anger. It'll help her calm down a bit. Then we do as asked and leave.

And don't think I'm doing this just 'cause I promised I would. As I said, I want to see this through 'till you're done with it.

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

But the question now is: What do we do next? :3c

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Fixed. XV

TheBlueDevil - 7 years ago

*hugs* ^u^

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

^w^

TheBlueDevil - 7 years ago

D'awwww~

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Fwoomp: http://sketchtoy.com/67618195

TheBlueDevil - 7 years ago

Can I hug the boob snake?

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

:P

Daru - 7 years ago

Until I'm dead. It's worth it! *hug*

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

http://sketchtoy.com/67612458

Daru - 7 years ago

I need to HUG HER!!!

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

:P

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Oh believe me, Bretissy would love to. =3=

LazyLaz - 7 years ago

Eat her it's cheap and she deserved it

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Yeah, I don't really like her snarkiness much either. >:|

FriendlyDemon - 7 years ago

What a bitch... eat her.

Sergit - 7 years ago

Gosh, you're right! And, it has been a long while since the last time we checked.

I think I am changing my command to that.

:Status:

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Hehehe ^w^

Sergit - 7 years ago

Bretissy. Nominated to the Best Boobsnake award of 2016.

RossTheEmeraldFox - 7 years ago

Holy shit a Cantaloupe!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cantaloupe


Ah! XP

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Thanks. X3

FKBone - 7 years ago

:O spookey~ *takes a step closer*.

nice work :3

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

XD

Guritchy - 7 years ago

hmm... there is a Inkling with a big bouncing belly, and there comes some muffled voices inside of it... i give up 乁(ツ)ㄏ

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

And octos. X3

RavenXeo - 7 years ago

We need so many more inkies<3

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Since inklings only hard solid part of their bodies is their beak, you know that they can stretch very well. :P

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

I know, right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb2zIR2rvRQ

DarkPinkie - 7 years ago

KSP to the max is one of the best ways to anger a kraken.

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Who can say? Squids can attack unprovoked. '~'

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Who can say? Squids can attack unprovoked. '~'

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Pfft. I wish. :P

Royal_Starlord - 5 years ago

I love yinglet teeth :>

GoDiWannaBePrey69 - 5 years ago

I love Inklings teeth :(

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

Ah. :P

RavenXeo - 7 years ago

inky
I love the beakeeth<3

Royal_Starlord - 7 years ago

^w^