James woke up to the tight batman briefs he wore being sucked at. He blinked and frowned at the face who was staring down at him. Slowly he took in where he was, and let out a sneeze at the dust which suddenly seemed to fill the air. “Wha . . . .” He glanced down and noticed the little tent that was forming against the nozzle sucking at him.



 



“Hey kids. I&

Rod rolled over in bed with a groan. An insistent humming noise was making his head throb, progressively getting louder. Like some giant, angry wasp progressing across the room. He burrowed his head into the pillow with a grunt, trying to drown out the noise. Maybe the air conditioning had broken down . . . . fuck. He’d drunk way too much the night before, trying to drown out his sorrows.



 

Women in the family: Auntie


Jack woke up to the sound of his alarm going off. The boy felt like he should kiss the alarm in gratitude as he had just woken from a nightmare. Sweat beaded down his face as the images of his dream had not left his mind. The last thing he experienced before being awoken was being trapped inside one of his mother’s testicles. He could see his own body crumpling away into semen with vivid detail. So much detail in fact th

Influential
Wicke
"Welcome,
come right in! Table for one today?" The hostess at the
restaruant run by Mallow's family asked as Wicke entered.

"Oh,
yes please." Wicke replied.

"We
offer a daily special that we call our Z-sets. I recommend them."
She suggested. "Any of our Z-sets are just 1,040 Pokédollars.
What do you say? WIll you give one a try?"

"I
suppose I'll try the special Z-set then." Wicke said.

"This
set uses quite

“I can't believe those pesky Rainbooms managed to defeat us!” Adagio Dazzle scowled, pointing at her cohorts Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze, “And it's all your fault!”
“My fault?” Aria huffed, “Whatever. Sonata's the one who messed everything up.”
“Yeah!” Sonata cocked an eyebrow, pointing behind her to nobody in particular, “The one who messed everything up is... Wait, me?”
“Hmph,” Adagio said, “Amazingly,

Laurel Lance had been warned by Nyssa al Ghul about using The Lazarus Pit to bring her sister back, but it was Sara! Her sister. She couldn't just leave her dead if she had the chance to resurrect her.

So

she had ignored the warnings and insisted that Nyssa didn't kill Sara when she came out of The Pit, and not once had she regretted it. Not while having to repeatedly sedate Sara while travelling back to Star City, or while chai

Sam
rolled out of his sheets with a tired groan, his messy blonde hair
matted to his face with sweat. It was only June, and already, too
damn hot for the young man. He sat up in his bed, brushing the curly
locks away from his eyes as he reached for his phone. 4:37 AM.
Shit. Sam had been hoping his sleeping problems would leave him be
for the summer months, without the necessities of college to keep him
awake into the wee hours of the morning, but it only took the first
half of June to snuff

The 2

nd

Tale of Two Mewtwos


Deep inside the hollowed-out mountain, Mewtwo Y was giving birth to her latest brood of Mewtwos. The two-powerful psychic Pokémon had now given birth to nearly thirty Mewtwos. This meant the once fairly large cave they occupied had now been expanded thanks to some earth shaking attacks and brainwashing a few ground type Pokémon. Mewtwo X however

“Yes!
This is it!” Martha was a very elderly woman that went insane.
After her husband died, she was determined to try anything and
everything to get him back. Eventually, her determination got her
fired. which gave her more time to find a way to get her husband
back. At a local pawn shop, She found a book on the dark arts. She
spent most of her retirement on the book, but it was her only hope at
getting her husband back. It took Martha years to translate the dark
book, and even more to com

'That was a heck of a plot twist. I wonder how they did it?'
 
I looked over at my boyfriend David sitting next to me. 'Did what?'
 
He pointed at the TV. We were watching the second season of the hit drama 'Black Castle' and a Solastan crime lord, Harn, had just disposed of one of the main characters by having his men kidnap her and strip her, and then he'd swallowed her whole.
 
'He ate her!'
 
'Yeah. And?'
 
'I was just wondering how they did that. CGI that seam

Sam
rolled out of his sheets with a tired groan, his messy blonde hair
matted to his face with sweat. It was only June, and already, too
damn hot for the young man. He sat up in his bed, brushing the curly
locks away from his eyes as he reached for his phone. 4:37 AM.
Shit. Sam had been hoping his sleeping problems would leave him be
for the summer months, without the necessities of college to keep him
awake into the wee hours of the morning, but it only took the first
half of June to snuff