Randy the Hungry Reindeer
(to the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
He ate Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen.
Gulped Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
Yes, he munched them all. The most ravenous reindeer of all!
Randy the hungry reindeer
Had a massive appetite
And if he ever caught you
He would tuck you in real tight
None of the other reindeer
Knew where certain friends would go
They disappeared completely
Making Randy’s waistline grow
Then one late December Eve
Ran
Voremas Carols: Randy the Hungry Reindeer
By: the_Wolf
