ALL CHARACTERS OVER 18. YES, EVEN THE UNNAMED BACKGROUND CHARACTERS. NO, I DON'T CARE IF THAT'S UNREALISTIC FOR A HIGH SCHOOL SETTING, THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A GUY GETTING TURNED INTO A FROG AND THEN EATING HIS TEACHERS, ALL OF WHOM ARE WOMEN WITH NICE BUTTS.I was starving. My alarm didn't go off- I must have forgotten to reset it after the weekend- and I barely had time to throw on my clothes before the bus arrived. Yes, the *bus*. I once again found myself cursing the fact that, even as an eigh

You can find Beachcomber asleep in a variety of places, depending on the day.

He was raised by the beach patrol after they found him wandering near the breakwater. They taught him to read and educated him as best they could, when he wasn't out in the bay chasing fish. He was clearly a first generation human-otter hybrid, a very rare thing. They never did work out who his parents were. His vague memories of his early youth suggested his mother was the otter. What happened to her? Why was he aban

It had been a long day for the Personnel Plumbing Porpoises. The annual synchronized swimming competition was finally finished. All that remained was the awards ceremony.
Cheering and applause could still be heard echoing in the hallways as the Porpoises headed back to their locker room. Their pristine, white, one-piece swimsuits with navy blue trim glistening underneath the lights. The team members exchanged smiles and sighs of relief as they walked. Coach Fran, too, was waiting for them with a

Sister troubles






The world of Red Dead redemption has always been a strange one, the semi tamed west and its many strange goings ons. Mr Arthur Morgan would be heading eastward on his trusty horse, the night was long and the moon was bright, stars were shining and his pace was a light gallop. The radar blips white, indicating that a stranger is talking, just east of emerald ranch and south west of th