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I primarily write stories about squishy kids that are uploaded out of order.

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“Jack, sweetie, could you please not sing while Mommy's driving?”, Trish asked as the other two boys held their ears.
“Yeah, leave it to the folks who can actually sing”, Bryan yelled.
Jack was unable to hear them as he sang horribly out of key along to “Try Everything”. The boy may have had a unique taste in music, but he was far from vocally gifted himself.
“Auntie, where’re we heading?”, Bryan asked as Jack continued singing.

"You gotta be careful now, Andrew", Jack said as Ian returned to normal. "You're my best friend and I don't want anything bad happening, so you gotta promise me you'll watch out for anything that might squish or eat you." Andrew had been bitten by Selena's new pet kitty, Ian, and had become malleable and gooey as a result and was currently just as vulnerable as his friend.
"Fine, fine", andrew said. "I'll be careful. I don't see how you can be all sc

Meeting your daughter’s boyfriend for the first time is always a big moment for a mother. Though to be honest with you, I was outright looking forward to it. Some mother’s might be nervous about their child’s choice of partner or they might threat about being an embarrassment. But I have nothing to be embarrassed about. I am a living breathing goddess with a body most women would kill for. Or more accurately, a body which when called fat would probably end up killing one of tho

Getting it’s name from the crystals that illuminate the sky at sunset, Spectrum Bay has an interesting history. The city started as a simple beach resort. One day, it’s tough to pinpoint exactly when, a fissure cracked open the mountain overlooking the bay, exposing the crystals that lay beneath the earth. When the snow began to melt and the flowed over them to the ocean below, it had an odd effect on the water. This effect wasn't discovered until a vacationing couple were swimming in the

It was a cold autumn morning as a redheaded teenage girl struggled with her fishing line, dressed in a pair of cargo pants and a thick black and orange jacket. The girl, named Trinity, grunted as she reeled in her fishing line from the dock, which was more a length of cable than anything. She and her mother, Skye, had gone fishing with her friends and it appeared that she had caught something massive. “Woah! Hold on tight, Mom! We caught a whopper!”, Trinity laughed, despite Skye not bein

It was sunday morning when the children had gathered in the dining room (aside from scarlet, who was sleeping in the bathtub upstairs, still recovering from a hangover). Dominic was helping Trish cook breakfast for the kids (who were playing smash bros in the living room), while Ash was still asleep in bed.
"Y'see? Told you we could make this work", Dominic said as he prepared some crepes for Jackie.
Trish looked over and gave her ex a slight smile. &qu

Jacqueline Creed:
Height: 3.5 feet
Weight: 78lbs
Dominic Creed
Age: ? (Forgets. He’s sure he’s barely in his thirties)
Height: fluctuates. His most often-used human disguise is almost exactly five feet tall. His real form is almost exactly three feet tall.
Weight: fluctuates. Almost never above 30 lbs.
A chubby young girl sat on a stool at her workstation, surrounded by lab equipment while her stoic bodyguard stood bes

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I've started working on a father's day event. It has to do with the continuity of the bulk of my stories. I'm going to upload seven to nine short stories and have a poll to decide which one remains part of the canon.
I started on them last year, but only now remembered, and I wanna get them done before Father's day.

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hi ty for the favs and also i read your squishy boy stories when i was just a wee lil lurker and u are one of my favs

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My pleasure! Give credit where credits due. ^_^


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No worries, just got an urge to revisit and appreciate.


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