“Robbie, would you be a dear and clear the table?” It had been a typical night at the Leads household. Mrs. Leads was washing the dishes, Lacey Leads was sitting at the counter, texting who knows who, while Mr. Leads had already retired to his study.


    
“Yeah, Mom. Gimme a sec.” Robbie brought a veritable tower of plates, bowls, forks, and knives to his mother. “Is the dishwasher s

“Hey Amelia,” James began, “I have something I think we need to talk about.”
Amelia furrowed her thick eyebrows, while she finished unbuttoning her top. “We just got home, and my mom will be back soon, could it maybe wait?” She dropped her shirt on the floor, approached James, and draped her arms around his neck. “C'mon, Jim. I've been waiting for this all day.”
James sighed. “No, this is serious.”
Amelia released her arms and

Recipe: Macaroni Enchiladas.



Whenever I make Macaroni Enchiladas it brings me way back. This particular recipe is what lead me to meet my now wife, and if it weren't for my predilection for mary-jane and my unreliability in college, I never would have met her.


    
It was fall during my sophomore year of college. The trees were turning colors, and it was a Friday a

Saturday

Shannon was slumped over in the bathroom, just woken up by the stickiness of vomit in her hair. She had drank most of a fifth of tequila by herself, and had not taken to it well. The bathroom floor was covered in a thin layer of a what seemed to be a mixture of vomit and cum. She blinked in confusion, and in pain, her hangover fucking with her.


    
Thankfully, her mother was nowhere t