Accept Requests: No
Accept Trades: Yes
Accept Commissions: Yes
Rules
Rough rule of thumb for pricing is "£1.5" per 100 words; "if it takes more than 6K words", then I'll charge a £2 per 100 words after that 6K mark, at least. And more, if I go beyond 10K in words.
Commission slots go under a “first come, first served” rate. See below for what content I can cover and other related commission info. If slots are in competition, I'll generally take the most interesting and/or “rare” options, writing 'rare' or interesting ideas first; sort of deal.
If interested, throw me a PM. So I can give you a detailed list, to discuss your commission idea.
Above all else; I stick to the netiquette rule of manners; which is "Don't be Evil". And though I'd accept apologies, persistent evil is something I have zero tolerance for.
Will Do / Won't Do
In advance. Just because an idea you have is a no-go under my "Verboten" list, doesn't mean it couldn't be altered, to a more interesting twist. Premise wise.
Can/Could Write!
- Original Content
- Commissioned Sequels, to any of my works
- Any of YOUR original works/content, that you own. (OC's & Settings et al.)
- Fantasy/Sci-Fi, to/under LEGALLY DISTINCT counterparts at a stretch.
- And NSFW content, be it Vore/Unbirth/etc, or fetish-play (within reason).
May Consider
- Someone else's OC's (rule of thumb. I'll need to know you have permission from them, before it's OK with me to write their OC's.)
- Fanfiction (at a largesse fudge, but with caveats, under my Verboten list.)
Can't give direct credit on who'd commission me for it, if done though.
And I will encourage considering a more original setting/idea-ese, where possible. LEGALLY DISTINCT and all.
Even afterwards, more likely to be OK in case of Trades, compared to on a Commission basis.
Art/drawing (My digital art/drawing skills are MSPaint quality in bias, so odds are likely it'd be in the 'dirt cheap' range. Pending review!)
Anything I'm not familiar with. (Will do passive background research, to see if viable for a commission.)Will Verboten/NOT Do!
Anything (broadly) not acceptable within my country. Including/not Limited to;
- Underaged, period! It's a universal no!
As in, ANYONE (or thing) under the age of 18. So no High-School style content. College/University setting's is OK though.
Beastality, Necrophilia are also no-gos.
Mutilation (especially Sexual Mutilation)
Discrimination/Bigotry (promoted hatred, et al.)
BDSM (unless both parties are willing. And even then…)
Rape (unable to cover. Even if it's 'willing' on both parties.)Lastly, if slots are in competition; I'll generally take the most interesting options, writing 'rare' or interesting ideas first; sort of deal.
In Case of Fanfiction
I am unable to write any fanfic involving anything under the following list's
In case of Companies/Corporate Intellectual Properties. I can NOT write for/under;
- DISNEY (that includes Marvel Content and Star Wars, sadly.)
- WARNER BRO's (Includes DC among a LOT of other Scoobies. Let's say I'm cautious against their sledgehammer past with fanworks, in general.)
- NINTENDO (Let's say there as a funny on Mario, as they are on Fan Games.)
- ESPECIALLY PokéMon. Let me cover an indie monster pet game, instead!
- GAMES WORKSHOP (No Warhams, sadly. I can't afford a lawsuit, marine.)
- SANRIO (that means no Hello Kitty, among others in their IP list.)
- KONAMI (I’d do Vampire Survivors or UnMetal instead if you suggest that)
- Archie Comics (banned, and I don't know the setting well anyway.)
- ... & Any other 'asshat' company, that throws a wrecking ball at fanworks.
I'm also unable to cover any written works/settings, by the following authors;
- TOLKIEN (Let's say post-mortem, he's got Lawyers, barring the One Ring.)
- Dragon Ball (other stuff from Toei Animations, is probably safe?)
- Evangelion (NSFW wise. It's a bit weird on what's not allowed, though.)
- Kingdom Hearts (even if Squeenix is OK? Disney, is a nogo. Also, it's a convoluted mess of Hearts and Darkness!)
- Duke Nukem (I won't pay 3D Realms/Gearbox Software, for fanfic?)
- Terry Pratchet (cautious no, commercially speaking?)
- TinTin (Let's say it's legal lawyer hammer, under the late author's wishes/respects.)
- Homestuck (first, it's convoluted. Second, Hussie doesn't like commissioned writing. Art's fine, but my art's terrible, compared to zealot Homestuck lawyers hunting as if they're trolls...)
- Any other author, who doesn't grant permission by default, to write fanfiction for their stories (on a presumed commission basis)
- ... And George RR Martin (sorry, had to make a brick joke here!)
If (still) in doubt over largesse. If ‘indie’ or otherwise, if I get permission by the author/owner of the IP, then I’m cool with it.
Misc etiquitte & requirements
First of all. I also accept anonymous commissions. They're mandatory for fanfiction, but for more original works (or/and with permission), anonymity is optional~.
IF Writing NSFW: I'd cautiously need proof of age before accepting (as I can’t in due respect, write NSFW material for underaged.)
For any fanfics commissioned. Bears repeating, but I can't give credit under who hired me to commission it by default, plausible deniability wise.
Past that, regardless of if kept public or private,
please don't sell or publish anything I write for you, as your own.
Especially for fanfiction. Or if publishing any commissioned work I did under your gallery, at least give me credit that I wrote the piece for you.
Last, of all. Don't be evil enough to be on this list. If you are, I'll not write anything more for you.
Pricing
Commission Rates
Currently only able to accept giving Invoices through PayPal. Looking into other online processors just in case, but eh. Is what it is...
- Base price is £1.5 per 100 Words
- £2 for each 100 words above the 6’000 word count, for brevity’s sake!
- £2.5 for each 100 words above the 10'000 word count, for brief's sake!
- If the finished commission is to be private/your eyes only after finishing. Add half of the final cost to the total, X1.5 price wise (I need that exposure!)
Pricing Estimates ~ Word Count
- ~ 100 Words = £1.5
- 1000 Words = £15
- 6000 Words = £90
- 7000 Words = £110
- 10'000 Words = £170
- 11'000 Words = £195
Though wording wise, I'll generally round down in your favour, under a "per 100 word" basis. Tips are appreciated.
I'll additionally will ask for either a £15 upfront fee (~/~ 1K words) or up-to 20% of your word budget. Whichever is higher. This upfront fee can be refunded. But once the final product is served and paid for, no refunds are accepted. Under the lens that you, the customer are satisfied with what I have created for you.
Payment Method
TLDR: Varies depending on content covered.
- ATM: Defaulting to PayPal Invoice, at least until I can setup a better or alternative model of service.
As an aside. Though I’d not expect it, any additional tips at payment is greatly appreciated.
Contact
Throw a PM, and I'll see what we can arrange/etc! :)
Examples
Monster Example
Entrapment Example
Fairy Pred
Commission Example