Pharo's posted rules and status.

Accept Requests: Yes

Accept Trades: Yes

Accept Commissions: Yes


Hello, and how are you today, I hope everything is swell with you? If you're looking to commission a story from me then you've found the right place. Hurray!

A quick word on my process, not sure how others do it but I'd like to lay everything out upfront. If you'd like to inquire about a possible commission, please see below...

First off, thank you. I really appreciate it. :)

Please send me a PM with a general idea/outline for what you're looking for and target word count. If it's something I can do, then I'll let you know what my projected timeline will be, please note that it can take a while as I can get busy with work.

I'll generate a quick, and quite rough, outline for you to look over and suggest any changes. When that gets the final thumbs up, I'll add it to my working Queue and let you know when I've started on the first rough draft. After I've completed that draft, I'll send you a copy for another review so any last minute changes or tweaks you want are included.

Once I've finished the final draft and you're happy with it, it's time to pay the piper. Literally. I know that asking for payment AFTER all the works been finished probably isn't the best business practice, but it allows me to keep my schedule open if I have to take a long writing break. Which can happen due to my current employment situation.

I can send you the completed work to post on your page or keep private, if you wish, or I can post it here. All I ask is that you direct your friends my way when they inquire as to who wrote that fine tale of sexy intrigue. :)

Will Do / Won't Do

I'm open to pretty much anything but underage, absolutely no exceptions. Sorry.


$0.01/word up to 5000 and an extra $0.005/5000 words after after.

So, 5,000 words would be $50 and 10,000 would be $125, etc, etc. And prices are always negotiable to suit your needs.

I currently accept Paypal and Square, but am looking to transition to primarily to square POS.


PM is a good way to contact me. But the Discord server might be a bit faster and would allow for better communication ( ). :)


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  2. Status: Writing - Not Yet Named for galdin8
  3. Status: Completed - An Edible Scavenger Hunt for choco
  4. Status: Writing - Not Yet Named for SSN20
  5. Status: Outline - Not Yet Named for selfrog
  6. Status: Reserved - Not Yet Named for Aeznon
  7. Status: Reserved - Not Yet Named for Mukata
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