TheGuyWhoKnows' posted rules and status.

Accept Requests: No

Accept Trades: Yes

Accept Commissions: Yes


Right. Hi there. I can do stories for you. They don't have to be about noms (but they can be). I guarantee you they will be written to the best of my reasonable ability.

If you're up for a commission, I will work with you as closely as I can to give you what you want. A certain theme, a certain idea, even certain words - tell me and I'll put 'em in. I'll give weekly progress updates, and (to a reasonable extent) I'll rewrite things you change your mind about.

My own characters may all be picked to eat or be eaten - all, I'm afraid, except Damian and Alex, who are in a class of their own. :> But Goldeneye, Finn, Sehria, Redstone, Jess and Oscar, ... they're just waiting.

Will Do / Won't Do

Will do:

Soft vore
Hard vore (including cooking and gore: I don't find it very vorarephilically interesting, but I enjoy it from a sadistic point of view)
Just about any species in any role.
Conflicted preds and prey
Non-vore scenes
M/F, F/F, M/M, F/M
Dominance and submission
Conflicted preds and prey
Non-vore scenes - romances, sci-fi, fantasy, adventure... any genre you fancy.
M/F, F/F, M/M, F/M
Character background stories
Pretty much anything else.


Dominant or larger prey
Human - shaped preds (including demons, giants, demi-humans... anthros are fine, however)
Moderate sexual content - predators or prey who get off to their situation is okay, but I may draw the line at rampant erotic orgies.

Won't do:

Underaged characters in vorish or sexual situations
Very mature sexual content
UB, CV or AV
Fanfics - generally. It's not that likely that I'll even know what they are. :P


I'm assuming that you're interested in my writing, not my drawing skills (mainly because they barely exist at all). Therefore...I like the simple method of 0.75p per word. So that's £7.50 per 1000 words, £30 for 4000, £45 for 6000, and so on. This is based on the final product, of course.

PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU CAN PAY PROMPTLY. I've had some problematic experiences with this before. I may ask for a small deposit of, say, £15 before I begin as a show of good faith.


PM me.


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