TheGuyWhoKnows' posted rules and status.

Accept Requests: No

Accept Trades: Yes

Accept Commissions: Yes

Rules

Right. Hi there. I can do stories for you. They don't have to be about noms (but they can be). I guarantee you they will be written to the best of my reasonable ability.

If you're up for a commission, I will work with you as closely as I can to give you what you want. A certain theme, a certain idea, even certain words - tell me and I'll put 'em in. I'll give weekly progress updates, and (to a reasonable extent) I'll rewrite things you change your mind about.

My own characters may all be picked to eat or be eaten - all, I'm afraid, except Damian and Alex, who are in a class of their own. :> But Goldeneye, Finn, Sehria, Redstone, Jess and Oscar, ... they're just waiting.

Will Do / Won't Do

Will do:

Soft vore
Hard vore (including cooking and gore: I don't find it very vorarephilically interesting, but I enjoy it from a sadistic point of view)
Just about any species in any role.
Willing
Unwilling
Sadism
Torture
Cuddles
Fatal
Non-fatal
Digestion
Conflicted preds and prey
Non-vore scenes
M/F, F/F, M/M, F/M
Dominance and submission
Absorption
Conflicted preds and prey
Non-vore scenes - romances, sci-fi, fantasy, adventure... any genre you fancy.
M/F, F/F, M/M, F/M
Character background stories
Pretty much anything else.

Possibly

Dominant or larger prey
Human - shaped preds (including demons, giants, demi-humans... anthros are fine, however)
Moderate sexual content - predators or prey who get off to their situation is okay, but I may draw the line at rampant erotic orgies.

Won't do:

Underaged characters in vorish or sexual situations
Very mature sexual content
UB, CV or AV
Fanfics - generally. It's not that likely that I'll even know what they are. :P

Pricing

I'm assuming that you're interested in my writing, not my drawing skills (mainly because they barely exist at all). Therefore...I like the simple method of 0.75p per word. So that's £7.50 per 1000 words, £30 for 4000, £45 for 6000, and so on. This is based on the final product, of course.

PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU CAN PAY PROMPTLY. I've had some problematic experiences with this before. I may ask for a small deposit of, say, £15 before I begin as a show of good faith.

Contact

PM me.

Examples

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