The first warning I had that I'd reached frimbo territory was when I felt the tongue hitting the side of my face like a damp sticky punch. Sure, I kind of figured I might see some here. This was a swamp, after all, and I'd beaten enough regular big frogs away with my staff to know the possibility. But the lousy bitches at the last village had lied to me- I'd wondered why they grinned when they told me that I wouldn't have to worry about any of the frog girls for another few miles.


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Marek thrashed for air, trying to claw his way to the surface of the blob engulfing him. He could still see through the thick cloudy goo coating his entire body that the light at the mouth of the cave was receding into the distance; he could see his hands clawing to the 'skin' of the blob, though it stretched around his flailing motions without breaking. As his lungs burned for air, Marek tried to get his legs under him so he could push himself free. The hot, thick slime seemed to push back agai